Chapter Five Hundred and Eighty Fourth Toast
"Come here, smoke a cigarette, smoke a cigarette." Shui Bawang held a box of Zhonghua cigarettes and smoked one by one.
The people who come to see a doctor in the hospital lobby are basically locals from Bazhai Township, and those who don't know each other are familiar.
Shui Bawang is not stingy either, he gives cigarettes to doctors and patients, he lights up those who take cigarettes, and doesn't persuade those who don't take them.
Then, Hua Tao asked someone to bring over a box of thermos cups, one for each person, and a box of tea, and said with a smile: "I guess you don't necessarily have to bring cups. The tea is produced in Bazhai Township." Yes, it’s not a famous tea, but the wild tea grown in the mountain depression has a special taste.”
"Then I have to try it." Director Hong has a special affection for those who light cigarettes for him, so he asked someone to make tea for him on the spot. Then, he smoked while seeing patients.
Hua Tao suddenly felt that Director Hong and himself were on the same road, walked over with a smile, and said: "I think the tea in our Bazhai Township is best paired with cigarettes. One puff of tea and one puff of smoke make you happy like a fairy. Two puffs of smoke and one puff of tea , I won’t even do it to a god.”
"It feels like the beggars used to sing like that too." Wang Haiyang waved his hand, fanning away the annoying smell of cigarettes.
"A beggar can't afford to smoke Zhonghua." Director Hong shook the cigarette Hua Tao handed to him, and said happily: "From my observation, the average life expectancy of people who smoke Zhonghua cigarettes is longer than that of non-smokers." of."
Hua Tao was suddenly happy: "Smoking Zhonghua can make you live longer? Then I have to talk to my wife carefully. Women nowadays are also true. Before marriage, I smoked and drank. He said that I was manly. After marriage, I started talking about it. They are rambling on, smoking for a while is harmful to the body, and smoking for a while smells bad...Why is Zhonghua Cigarette so particular?"
"Those who smoke Chinese cigarettes are richer." Director Hong smiled.
Hua Tao was stunned for a moment, and laughed out loud: "It's good to be rich, don't care why you live long, just live long. By the way, I brought a wild boar and two pheasants today, and those things are also very nourishing, big guy Taste it in a while."
Director Hong smiled and nodded. They all went to the countryside for free consultations, and eating some wild boar was considered an extra benefit.
Someone queuing up to see a doctor took the opportunity to shout: "Director Hua, everyone who sees it will have a share. If you can't eat wild boar belly, let's get a piece of wild boar meat."
"No, no. Wild boars are so expensive. I still have a long life."
"It's expensive, you fought it yourself in the mountains."
"Don't talk nonsense, who dares to use a gun now? Anyway, I don't dare, this wild boar fell to his death." Hua Tao chatted with people while passing cigarettes, and the smoke filled the entire hospital hall, like a fairyland... …
In the scene where Yunyi would definitely cause trouble, in Bazhai Township, some people turned a blind eye.
Some people smell the smoke, so they take out their cigarettes and use first-hand smoke to resist second-hand smoke.
There are also some people who turn around and leave, and even stop queuing.
Some of the doctors who came from Yunyi were non-smokers, and they were frowning at this moment, trying to say something, but they were not particularly embarrassed.
If there were only people from the Bazhai Township branch, these doctors would have scolded them a long time ago, but they couldn't be so rude when there were patients present. Several doctors frowned and held back, or simply got up and went to the back I hid.
At this moment, Ling Ran came out from behind, followed by the limping patient whose nails had just been clipped.
"Has the lobby become a smoking area?" Ling Ran frowned instinctively when he saw the smoke in the room.
Ever since he started replanting severed fingers, Ling Ran refused to accept cigarettes and second-hand smoke.
Hua Tao said with a smile: "Bazhai Township is a small place, there is no such thing as a no-smoking area."
"The hospital is a non-smoking area." Ling Ran frowned, and said to Yu Yuan and Lu Wenbin, "Go and open the doors and windows."
Lu Wenbin and Yu Yuan ran two quick steps, and hurried to open all the surrounding gates.
At this time, non-smoking patients also complained:
"What's so good about smoking?"
"Just smoke outside.
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"that is."
Under the turmoil of the crowd, the people in line and the doctors who saw the doctor couldn't smoke anymore, so they could only put out the cigarettes and cough twice to show their innocence.
Director Hong also sighed, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stepped on his feet, and shook his head: "I can only live for two more days."
The instigator Hua Tao took advantage of the situation and threw away the cigarette butt, and smiled: "Then I will live two more days. Oh, pennant, Dr. Ling, I have brought you a pennant."
As Hua Tao said, he asked people to display the brightly red pennant again.
The pennant with red background and gold is as long as a person and as wide as a person. The tassels below are as long as a cat. It looks very tacky.
Still, the tacky pennant stands out, and doctors love it, too. Anyone who pursues novelty will send an electronic version of the pennant, which is definitely not as popular as the tacky pennant.
"Thank you." Ling Ran was also the one who received the pennant.
Instead, a few nurses from Bazhai Township came up to him, watching with envy and curiosity. The local hospital is insulated with pennants. Everyone came here to hang a bottle or something. Occasionally, they had a minor operation, and they were full of doubts when they turned around. How could they send such things as pennants.
"Doctor Ling, you go to the doctor first, and I'll come over to invite some of you in the afternoon." After Hua Tao delivered his things, he left. With so many patients in front of him, it was not time to talk.
Ling Ran nodded, and said again: "Don't smoke when you are in bed."
"Ah?" Hua Tao didn't wake up.
"After the operation is over, you should do the exam questions." Ling Ran asked, "Do you remember the taboo items after the replantation of amputated fingers?"
Hua Tao slapped his forehead: "Yes, yes, this is what you said, I remember, I remember."
He sneered twice, and said, "When I was in bed with me, I didn't smoke a cigarette, absolutely."
Director Hong coughed loudly, but said to Director Wang Haiyang next to him: "Your hand surgeons are really unfriendly to smoking. It's fine for patients not to smoke, and family members are not allowed to smoke..."
Wang Haiyang rolled his eyes and asked, "Is it reasonable for the director of the respiratory department to smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day?"
"Low tar." Director Hong took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, slapped it on the table, and coughed twice.
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evening.
The Cangping District Hospital sent someone over to host a banquet for Doctor Yun and his party. Compared with Yunyi's size, a district hospital is too small, and any director who comes to the free clinic has to be carefully served. As for the original doctors of the Bazhai Township branch, it is good to be able to serve.
This time, four chief physicians came here in one breath, which kept the leaders of Cangping District Hospital busy for a while.
Compared with the directors who are in their fifties or sixties, with normal age, normal appearance, and normal experience, Ling Ran's attributes made the leaders who went to the hospital even more curious.
However, Ling Ran didn't satisfy everyone's curiosity. He didn't even drink a glass of wine. He even took a sip of the pheasant soup that Comrade Hua Tao specially made for the restaurant. It tasted too strong!
The taste of wild boar can only be said to be ordinary. In fact, if it is more refined, the wild boar is basically dead for nothing.
Hua Tao, who came to the door, saw that Ling Ran hadn't eaten well, so he drank a few sips of wine and said loudly: "Tomorrow, I'll clean up another table for us tomorrow, Dr. Ling, see me tomorrow! By the way, Dr. Ling If you have any preference, let me know in advance, and I will let them prepare it."
"Patient." Ling Ran looked at the dark night outside the window, feeling a little lonely. The Bazhai Township Hospital obviously does not have the conditions for night surgery, which means that he can only sleep seriously tonight.
Hua Tao smacked his lips and turned his head abruptly: "Drink, drink, come, come, Director Wang, I'll toast you."