Chapter 595 Transforming People
Li Tianhong stayed in Yunyi's special needs building and began to go through various examinations in the hospital.
From biochemistry to excrement, from MRI to B-ultrasound, from electromyography to electrocardiogram, Li Tianhong's face turned green.
"A lot of inspections have been done, so can't we use the previous inspections?" Li Tianhong's agent followed the whole process, seeing that the cash cow had a bad expression, and immediately raised an objection.
The little nurse in the special needs building is too familiar with this kind of dialogue. First, she showed a smiling face that is only common in the special needs building, and then said: "We also want to ensure the accuracy of the treatment. These are non-invasive examinations. Do more. There is only benefit and no harm to the patient.”
"I don't know anything else, X-rays always have radiation."
"You guys are going to do Achilles tendon repair. After taking X-rays, it will help the doctor to accurately judge the shape of your bones. If you don't do this check, the doctor will cut off a few more capillaries of you, and finally count it. , You are the one who suffers.” The nurses in the special needs building don’t have heavy tasks, but they have to be articulate, otherwise, if they don’t know how to make mistakes in daily life, they won’t be able to do this job.
Li Tianhong snorted twice, and said: "It's not that there are no X-ray films, it's the same with other hospitals."
"Let me tell you a Zhihu joke." With a smile on her face, the little nurse gently pushed Li Tianhong's wheelchair, and said, "It means that a group of students follow the professor to make ward rounds, and the professor took out an X-ray film, Then ask, do you know what to look at first when looking at X-rays?"
After finishing speaking, the little nurse patted Li Tianhong on the shoulder.
Li Tianhong's heart fluttered, and he asked, "What should I watch?"
"You should look at the patient's name." The little nurse smiled and said, "You have never seen a doctor in the imaging department read a film. There are dozens of people in a room, all of them are cubicles, and they all look like pigeons. Goo, goo goo read the film, some of the mouths look like idiots, it’s not surprising if you make a mistake.”
The manager smiled slightly, and let out a chuckle.
Hearing the little girl's soft voice, Li Tianhong's smile also dropped a lot, and he said: "You are so damaging to the doctors in the imaging department, you are not afraid that they will trouble you."
"Doctor in the imaging department, what trouble can you cause?" The little nurse held her head up: "During the physical examination, will you make me fatter by taking X-rays?"
flutter……
Li Tianhong laughed wildly and patted the wheelchair.
The two no longer contradict each other.
The filming process that followed was relatively smooth.
The manager stayed behind, stared at the little nurse for a while, smiled and handed over his business card, and said, "If you want to change jobs, you can come to my studio to try."
"A broker?" The little nurse was surprised.
"Agents or assistants, our most basic job is to coax the stars well. If you can coax Li Tianhong, you can do this job." The agent smiled and blinked: "The salary we give to the agent is comparable to To be a nurse is high. By the way, I still don’t know how to call it.”
"My name is Jinshan." The little nurse replied in a low voice.
"Jin Shan, let's add a WeChat account." The agent asked while operating: "Like watching Zhihu? It's very special."
Little nurse Jin Shan nodded heavily: "I think the emotional issues in Zhihu are very interesting."
"Emotional issues in Zhihu?"
"Well, those who scold dowry gifts, those who scold leftover women, and those who scold blind dates." Jin Shan smiled, and said: "Many people don't even talk back when they are scolded. It's better than Weibo."
The agent was silent for a few seconds: "We may not be looking at a Zhihu."
...
Ling Ran was sitting outside the operating room of the Special Needs Building, pressing his hands nervously on the phone screen, his movement frequency was faster than during the operation.
The operating room in the special-needs building has a backup nature, the frequency of use is relatively low, and it takes time to set up. Unlike the operating room on the operating floor, no matter what type of operation is performed, as long as it is the main operation, there is always an operating room suitable for it. .
The operating room in the Special Needs Building has to temporarily borrow machines for certain operations, so it is not suitable for operations that are too intensive, too difficult, and too complicated, and the equipment may not be easy to use.
However, the special needs building also has advantages. First, there is no need to queue up with other patients. Second, and most importantly, the probability of contamination in the operating room is lower. Considering that the operating room is the place with the highest incidence of nosocomial infection, it still has certain advantages to perform minor operations in the operating room of the special needs building.
Li Tianhong was in a wheelchair and was pushed by his mother.
There were tears on his mother's face, she turned her back to Li Tianhong, and wiped it with hands. They had just held a press conference, and the host said something so sensational that Li Tianhong's mother couldn't stop crying.
Li Tianhong's expression was a little dull.
At the press conference, he was depressed, but he still acted patiently. However, once he got out of the elevator and reached the floor where the operating room was located, Li Tianhong's mood suddenly became depressed.
This is a very strange phenomenon.
It's as if people's minds will change dramatically before and after entering the hospital.
Although Li Tianhong was also worried about the operation, he always had more reasons to comfort himself.
However, when he was pushed out of the elevator in a wheelchair and came to the operating room, various worries and fears took over in Li Tianhong's head.
For a moment, Li Tianhong even wanted to rush away.
"Doctor Ling, the patient is here." Nurse Jin Shan walked a few steps faster and reminded Ling Ran.
"Oh. It's finally here." As Ling Ran spoke, his eyes were still fixed on the phone screen, and only after a few seconds did he relax and stretch.
Another advantage of the low frequency of use of the operating room in the special needs building is that the doctor will wait for the patient instead of pushing the patient up like an assembly line. Although the operation process is the same, the feeling is different. Giving people the services of a private hospital.
"Doctor Ling, I'm sorry, the reporters asked a lot of questions at the press conference, so we can't leave right away." Li Tianhong's mother is a retired accountant from a state-owned enterprise. People are weird.
Ling Ran looked at her movements, and whispered to the nurse next to him, "I'll disinfect the patient's shoulders, neck and ears later."
"Okay." The nurse agreed.
"Is Doctor Ling playing mobile games?" Li Tianhong decided to have a sexual relationship with Ling Ran, which was impossible before yesterday.
Ling Ran said "En", and said, "Glory of the King."
"Why don't you finish the game and let's go inside again." Li Tianhong decided to give Ling Ran a convenience.
Ling Ran smiled and said, "It's okay, let's go in and disinfect now."
"I'll do disinfection, you can also play games." Li Tianhong joked.
Ling Ran shook his head: "There's no need. In this round, among the five members of my family, I have the highest score. I'm dead."
Li Tianhong was stunned for a while, and it took him a long time to understand Ling Ran's logic. He couldn't help asking in a panic: "Doctor Ling, do you often lose when you play King of Glory?"
"Of course not. The winning rate is 30 to 40 percent." Ling Ran said, 0 is a big number, let alone 40.
Li Tianhong suddenly became flustered. Normal people who play Glory of Kings all have a winning rate of 50. People who can get as low as 0, what kind of existence is this kind of person? Can this kind of person perform surgery?
"Son, hold on, Mom will make Dongpo elbows for you later!" Li Tianhong's mother was stopped outside the door and shouted loudly.
There were tears in Li Tianhong's eyes, and he tried not to cry out.
A 1.8-meter-8-meter-9-meter-9 strong man with a weight of 110 kilograms was lying on a flat car, both sides of which had to withstand it. Suddenly, he looked like "tears do not flick easily", which was really embarrassing.
Ling Ran decided that he should appease the patient's emotions, otherwise, his blood pressure would increase by 20 in a while.
Racking his brains, Ling Ran said, "Dongpo elbow is quite delicious, your mother should be good at cooking."
Several nurses looked at each other and bowed their heads deeply.
Li Tianhong cried out with a "wow": "I must play, I want to play in Serie A, I want to play in the Premier League...I want...I want to play in the World Cup."
Ling Ran, who was about to wash his hands, stretched his movements, and said slowly: "We can only do Achilles tendon repair now, not Achilles tendon reconstruction."
In the operating room, there was silence for three seconds.
Ha ha ha ha……
Everyone laughed, including Li Tianhong himself, smiling with tears in his eyes.
"Achilles tendon reconstruction is useless, you need body reconstruction."
"Just changing the body is not enough, the brain should be changed too."
"That's not the original person."
"Robots don't work either. We have to change the coaching staff and the football association, sell them and buy a dice, maybe the winning rate will be higher."
The doctors and nurses were excitedly doing professional analysis, Li Tianhong's smile gradually turned cold: Wait for me...
"Count down to 10." Anesthesiologist Su Jiafu put the laryngeal mask on him.
Li Tianhong didn't have time to take back his smile, so he fell asleep, his face crooked as if he was bored by the ball.