Chapter 178: Jerking Off

"Welcome to the news."

"In recent days, the whole world has been playing a new game called jerking off from a start-up company in Southampton."

"Speaking of this new game, the picture is very ordinary, even rough, and some people even say that it is a otaku who tossed something for his own entertainment in front of the computer while eating instant noodles, but unexpectedly, it is on the Internet. It sparked a frenzy.”

"On the day of the launch of the game, Google officially stated that the term "jerk off" became the most searched keyword that day, and in the following days, this keyword was still the most popular search term, and it could almost be said to be the most popular search term for all people. ."

"Let's look at the message from Manchester."

The screen cuts to the motorway heading south of Manchester.

"In the afternoon, the Manchester Highway Patrol discovered a very strange traffic violation incident, a lorry driver had illegally parked on the highway, and when our patrol officers found out and went to investigate, they found that he was Playing mobile games and jerking off in the cab with legs crossed.”

"When our patrol officer asked him to show his ID immediately and accept the punishment, the driver did not cooperate immediately, but begged our patrol officer bitterly to say, please, please, wait until I finish this round first, okay? ?"

"Later, according to our patrol police, it turned out that this driver was addicted to the jerking game that was just launched a few days ago, and he must compete for the first place on the leaderboard. Before going out, he finally grabbed the first place, but he could drive halfway. , but found that his first place in the rankings was taken away, so he stopped illegally in a hurry, just to regain the first place."

Speaking of this, the news anchor of the TV station laughed happily.

"Maybe Arsenal should invite this truck driver to replace Wenger. I believe that his enthusiasm for winning the first place can lead Arsenal out of the predicament of winning no championships for many years!"

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"US CNN Midday News."

"At four o'clock in the morning this morning, a hospital in New York, USA received a 20-year-old patient in the emergency department. He found that his right fingers were cramped, unable to move, and also swollen. After testing, the doctor determined that he was Had mild tenosynovitis."

"According to our reporter's subsequent interview at the hospital, the patient was lying on the hospital bed and playing mobile games.

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"He confessed to reporters that he stayed up all night playing a WeChat game called jerking on his mobile phone because he was concerned about the results on the WeChat friend list, which resulted in cramps in his right hand."

"He finally managed to get himself the number one friend list, but he paid the price of being hospitalized."

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"Reported by Fuji Shimbun in Japan."

"Today, Mr. Yamamoto, who lives in Tokyo, decided to sue Wechat Japan. The reason is that the latest game called jerking by Wechat caused him to lose his 62-year-old father."

As soon as the screen turned, an interviewer with mosaics appeared.

"My father is sixty-two years old, and his health has not been very good. He retired at home and exercised when he had nothing to do."

"However, since he got hooked on WeChat, he has been addicted to chatting with his WeChat friends all day long, and his monthly bills and traffic have soared. Airplane game."

"In order to compete for the ranking in the game, my father played the game day and night. He didn't go to the hospital when he caught a cold, which made his condition worse. Even when he fell ill in the hospital bed, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone. play games."

"If there is no WeChat, if there is no masturbation, I believe my father will not die!"

"So, I'm going to sue them!"

The screen switches back to the live room.

"With regard to this complaint, there is no latest result yet, and the WeChat Japan branch also refuses to respond to this!"

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"Recently, WeChat, a well-known internet company, has launched a small game called jerking off."

"Not long after its launch, it immediately swept the entire mobile phone network, becoming a must-have game for almost all mobile netizens, with users ranging from children in a few years to the elderly in their tens of years, and the game rankings have become a must-have for all mobile Internet users. It's a hot topic that people talk about after dinner."

"Even according to the reporter's investigation, in the City of London, which is known as the place where the golden-collar class gathers, there are still a lot of users playing the game of jerking off. So, what is the fascinating magic of it?"

"We interview random people on the street.

A white-collar gentleman in a suit appeared on the screen.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played a plane?"

"Played."

"Is it fun?"

"It's okay, a lot of people play."

"Then you want to chase rankings?"

"Certainly, otherwise it will be embarrassing."

"Then can you tell me what attracts you most about this game?"

"Of course, first of all, I think it's very fun, simple, and it doesn't need to be downloaded and installed. In addition, it's very interesting, and the real-time ranking is very good. It can help us interact with friends. I think it's very good."

"Thank you!"

The screen switched, and an OL beauty appeared.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played a plane?"

"I've played it, it's a very fun game, and everyone who hasn't played it is Ultra!"

"Do many of your friends around you play?"

"It's all fun. Many people who used to only use Facebook are now using WeChat, just to play jerking off."

"Then what do you think attracts you most about this game?"

"Well, I think it's very simple, easy to operate, and a waste of time!"

"Thank you so much!"

The screen switched again, and a child appeared.

"Hello, kid, have you ever taken a plane?"

"I did."

"Do you like to play?"

"Of course, everyone in our class fighter jets, but I'm not good at it."

"why?"

"Well, I have so much homework that I don't have time to practice."

"Oh, okay, thank you, little one."

"You're welcome, goodbye, Auntie!"

"goodbye!"

The screen switches again, this time it is an old man with gray hair.

"Hello, grandpa, can you jerk off?"

"Playing a plane?" The old man blushed and was a little ashamed. "When I was young and strong, I played every day. If I didn't play for a day, I felt uncomfortable. Now that I'm old, I can't do it anymore, so I only play every now and then."

The female reporter was obviously dumbfounded, "Uh, grandpa, I'm not talking about jerking off, but about jerking off in the WeChat game."

"Oh, you say games, but also play."

"Is it fun?"

"It's very fun. I used to like to fly that kind of plane. Now that I'm old, I change to this kind of plane. I think it's very fun." The old man laughed.

The female reporter broke down a bit.

The old man's hobbies are really special enough.

Two kinds of planes, are they the same?

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Headquarters of The Independent, London, England.

"Jerk off, jerk off, fuck your fucking jerk off!"

Anyone who walks into the offices of the football department can immediately hear such shouts.

This is chief football reporter Glenn Moore shutting himself up in his office, furious.

In less than a week, jerking off has taken almost the entire smartphone world by storm.

From Apple's platform to Google's Android platform, as long as users who have installed WeChat, almost all of them will play a game of jerking off, which makes jerking off rapidly in just one week, sweeping the world.

But the hotter the jerking, the more irritable Glenn Moore got.

Because he lost!

He would never have thought that there was no need to wait for two months at all, and it was less than two weeks before the betting appointment, and Yang Huan made a popular game with iron-clad facts.

More importantly, behind the popularity of this game is a heroic declaration of WeChat.

It is said that WeChat has begun to consider opening the game center to third-party developers.

It has exceeded 300 million users, which is an irresistible temptation for any game developer.

Glenn Moore was really surprised. He never thought that Yang Huan could find a way out of the predicament so quickly, and with the popularity of jerking off, the WeChat Game Center is bound to launch some new games one after another.

At that time, who will believe that WeChat has begun to decline?

Now that the entire Internet is hyping it up, Yang Huan has launched a jerking off in three days. Who would believe that he and his team are exhausted?

The entire market value assessment of WeChat has seen a strong rebound, and even the valuation is higher than before, reaching a new peak, because everyone believes that now is the time for WeChat's creativity.

While Glen Moore was still pacing back and forth in the office, the phone rang.

The caller was the editor-in-chief of a game website that also participated in the gambling appointment with Yang Huan.

"Glen, what should we do now?" The other party was completely out of ideas now.

Jerking off is so hot that it is almost a national game, and the momentum is invincible.

Glenn Moore himself is very anxious, but in front of outsiders, he has to carry the air of the Independent's chief football reporter.

"What do you mean?"

"Everyone now knows that fighter jets are on fire, and to make a game in three days, let alone more than five million downloads, I am afraid that the number of players online at the same time has exceeded eight figures, and we have already lost!" The other party almost is roaring.

So many reporters and more than a dozen newspapers joined forces to lose to a Chinese.

Shame!

Glenn Moore's eyelids twitched, "So what?"

"We have to figure out what to do, do we really apologize to him?"

Glenn Moore's eyes flashed sharply, "Apology? If you lose, you should apologize, but we won't make him feel better until we apologize."

"What do you want to do?"

Glenn Moore sneered, "Isn't there a lot of news about excessive gaming recently?"

"Yup."

"That's it, let's use these news to launch a campaign to boycott WeChat, put pressure on them and force Yang Huan to relent. It's best for both parties to leave this matter alone." Glenn Moore also became ruthless.

Asking him to apologize would be as difficult as asking him to kneel down and admit his mistake.

How could he possibly accept it?

Not to mention apologizing like a Chinese he has always looked down on!

In Chinese parlance, this move is called besieging Wei and saving Zhao.

The other party was obviously also taken aback by Glenn Moore's thought, "Really... Really want to do this?"

"What? Are you afraid?" Glenn Moore said coldly, "It doesn't matter if you're afraid, you go and apologize to him directly."

"This is impossible!" The other party was also annoyed.

How could it be possible to publish an apology?

"Then do as I say. Let's unite with those colleagues first, scolding WeChat for the crime, try to make the noise a little louder, and arouse some people's anger, it is best to drive them out of the UK!"

Although I think this is a bit outrageous, but in the end it is usually a habit of wanton.

"Okay, then let's contact everyone separately and act together to kill him!"

"Okay!" Glenn Moore agreed immediately.

After hanging up, Glenn Moore's chest burned with anger.

"Humph, Yang Huan, I'll let you know this time, we're not easy to mess with!" ()