Article 399
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He is such an arrogant person, who can he ask such a question? You can't just pick up a disciple and say, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I would like to ask an average man in his prime how many days should he relax?"
…Just thinking about it makes me feel so abnormal that it’s unspeakable.
Of course, there are such books related to dual cultivation of love at the top of life and death, but every book borrowed needs to be registered. Chu Wanning really can't imagine the following words appearing on the borrowing book:
"The Legend of the Hero on the Couch", "The Ups and Downs in the Sea of Desire"
The borrower is Chu Wanning, the elder of Yuheng.
...Just kill him.
The author has something to say:
Small Theater "You know, the feedback of sexually-transformed gentlemen on the blind date man Xue Mengmeng"
Miss Mo Weiyu: Hold the sun, I think the matchmaker is out of his mind and doesn’t ask about the relationships between people before going on a blind date. I was sitting in a cafe drinking coffee when I saw the person coming in was my cousin. Damn this Is he the tall, rich and handsome guy the matchmaker talks about? Hahahaha, sorry, I sprayed coffee in his face.
Miss Shi Mingjing: ...I gave him WeChat out of courtesy, but I don’t think I would take the initiative to chat with him. In fact, I don’t particularly mind the boy’s height, but he wore such obvious height-increasing shoes and still looked upright. He told me that he was 1.8 meters tall, which I found a bit unacceptable... In fact, if he told the truth, I wouldn't laugh at him. Alas, being short is not a problem, but at least he must be sincere.
Miss Nangong Si: I’m so fucked up! ! ! After holding it in all day, I can finally spit it out! What the hell am I relying on that blind date? I just introduced my family situation as a courtesy. I told him that my father was the governor of Nangong Province, and he told me to be careful about fighting corruption and promoting integrity. I told him that my family had a factory, and he told me about the recent strict crackdown... In the end, I didn’t know what to talk to him about, and I was afraid of being left out, so I just wanted to talk to him about my dog. In the end, he pointed at my Samoyed and said to me: “This Chihuahua of yours is quite beautiful, isn’t it a female? ?" Chihuahua, your head! If you don’t understand animals, just shut up and stop talking, okay? After finally ending this blind date, I added a WeChat message and forgot about it. result! Guess what? I posted a post on Moments to show off my car, and he commented on me asking me to save energy and reduce emissions, saying that environmentally friendly girls are the most beautiful, so I’m going to knock your grandma out! I haven’t posted our Weihai pào table yet! Did he mean to comment on me after I posted it, saying: "Girls with spankings are the most beautiful?"
Miss Ye Wangxi:
He seems a bit poor, but he's just a nice person. I don't mind going to eat spicy hotpot for 16 yuan with him. Anyway, if he's not full, I can treat him to a buffet at the hotel run by our company, and it will be credited to my account. Well, when two people are together, it actually doesn’t matter who spends more money.
…But I can’t stand him dissing our boss’ eldest lady.
Drag black.
Miss Chu Wanning:
If it weren't for the fact that the desserts on the table were still unfinished, I should have walked away when he said, "My mother doesn't like women with raised eyes." Then I thought about it, why bother getting angry with a fool, I just finished eating the last piece of strawberry milk cake before leaving...
Miss Mei Hanxue:
emmmmm, this little brother looks familiar. Have I slept with him before?
Forget it, I’ve slept with too many people, and I wouldn’t date anyone who didn’t leave a deep impression on me. Life is too short to block everyone in one go. What? Say I'm too lazy? Yes, how do you know? The groups in my WeChat circle of friends are divided into groups like this: 10cm makes me play, 15cm makes me play, 20cm plays hard, oh by the way, there is also a group of "definitely not vulgar, amazing". I want to marry this person, but I have never met him so far. Alas, I am waiting for him, I am waiting for him.
Xue Meng: "I can't stand the others. Finally, Ms. Mei, please show me how long 20cm is before I speak. 15cm is already very good. Are you dreaming about 20cm?"
Cousin Mo Ran: "...Ahem, actually there are still some, such as me..."
Xue Meng: "???"
Chapter 151 Master, I only want you
Just as I was thinking wildly, I heard Mo Ran next door say in a low voice: "Where are you looking? It's okay. Take your clothes and get out of here."
Xue Meng was stunned for a moment: "Where am I looking at you?"
Mo Ran: "..."
Xue Meng looked at his cousin's face and thought about it for a long time. Suddenly he thought about it. He couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry, and shouted: "What are you thinking about? What I wanted to say before, if you close the door and lock it, you should I don’t mind that there are too many people in the bathhouse down there. I want to take a bath by myself in the room, but you are full of dirty thoughts! And you are blaming me for it!"
Chu Wanning's face turned dark in the next room.
My mind is full of dirty thoughts...
Xue Meng breathed out heavily, stared at Mo Ran and looked up and down, and then said: "I didn't expect that kind of thing at first, but you said this to remind me. You didn't really do it just now -"
"...Aren't you taking a shower? You talk so much!"
"No, I suddenly feel that you are very suspicious." Seeing that the other party's tone was so unkind and his black eyes were sparkling, Xue Meng felt more and more uncomfortable, "When you were just weak, you ran to the brothel all day long. Over the years, I travel all over the world, but I don’t even have the slightest romance with you, why did you suddenly change your temper?”
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