My Wife, Something Is Wrong

Chapter 735

"Onychomycosis?" Zhu Yan was stunned when he heard this, and looked down at his big feet, with a puzzled look on his face: "What is onychomycosis? Why is it so terrible?" Luo Qingzhou said solemnly: "Onychomycosis is an extremely rare and serious foot disease. There are many poisonous insects that are hard to see with the naked eye, gnawing on your toenails. If you don't treat it in time, it will be very serious!" Zhu Yan's expression tightened, and said: "How serious will it be?" Luo Qingzhou said seriously: "There is a saying in the medical book that if you get onychomycosis, one will infect two, two will infect three, and finally you will become a fool! Brother, if you don't treat it in time, both of your feet will be covered with onychomycosis. At the same time, those poisonous insects will follow your toenails, enter your toes, and then follow your toes to drill into the meridians, and then follow your meridians to swim to your brain, and finally start to eat your brain. At that time, even if the gods come, there is no cure!" Zhu Yan's eyes widened when he heard it, covering his head, horrified. Luo Qingzhou looked at him and said, "Brother, you don't want your smart brain to be eaten by poisonous insects and become a fool in the end, right?"

Zhu Yan hurriedly shook his head: "Of course not! Good brother, how to treat it? Is it too late now?"

Luo Qingzhou stared at his toes seriously for a while and said, "It should be too late to save it now. In fact, it is very simple, just cut off the onychomycosis and prevent it from spreading further."

Hearing this, Zhu Yan lowered his head, stared at his toenails for a few more times, then looked up at him and said, "Brother, can you be sure? , brother, is it true that you have onychomycosis? "

Luo Qingzhou nodded and said, "Of course I am sure! The book clearly records that the common symptoms of onychomycosis are that the nail plate becomes thick and irregular, and the color becomes grayish white, or black or brown... Judging from the color, appearance, smell, etc. of your brother's nails, it is definitely onychomycosis, no doubt!"

Zhu Yan looked at him suspiciously, then lowered his head to look at his thick black toenails, and then suddenly stretched out his big feet and put them under the waterfall behind him, and then began to scrub them with his hands and scratched them with his fingernails.

After a full stick of incense.

"Wow!"

The water splashed, and a huge foot flew out from under the waterfall and landed in front of Luo Qingzhou.

Luo Qingzhou took a closer look and found that the originally twisted and black nails had undergone earth-shaking changes. Not only did they become clean and smooth, but they also turned light gold!

Zhu Yan opened his mouth wide, pointed at his toes and said with surprise: "Brother, look, the onychomycosis is gone! You really saw it wrong, this king does not have onychomycosis at all, but the feet are dirty because I haven't washed them for hundreds of years, hahahaha..."

Luo Qingzhou: "..."

Zhu Yan was very happy: "Now this king doesn't need to cut his toenails anymore, right? This king finally doesn't have to be afraid anymore, hahahaha..."

Luo Qingzhou's face froze for a while, and suddenly he said seriously: "Brother, you still have onychomycosis, that's right."

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Yan's laughter stopped abruptly, he looked down at his toenails, and then looked at him and said: "Brother, there is something wrong with your eyes Right? Brother, this is clearly a golden nail, how can it be onychomycosis? "

Luo Qingzhou said seriously: "Brother, didn't I just explain it very clearly? The book records that the common symptoms of onychomycosis are that the nail plate becomes thicker and irregular, and the color becomes grayish white, or black, brown or gold..."

Zhu Yan immediately said with suspicion: "Brother, did you just say there is gold? Why don't I remember it?"

Luo Qingzhou said with certainty: "Of course there is, there must be."

Then he turned his head to look at Linghu Qingzhu next to him and asked: "Zhuzhu, you just heard it, did I say there is gold?"

Zhu Yan's eyes also looked at the woman in green next to him.

Linghu Qingzhu bowed his head slightly and said, "I forgot."

Luo Qingzhou said, "Brother, the book does record that there is gold. Your onychomycosis must be treated as soon as possible, otherwise, there will be endless troubles. We are brothers, do you think I will lie to you?"

Zhu Yan immediately looked bitter, looked down at his toenails again, his ferocious cheeks twitched a few times, and looked at him weakly and said, "Brother, can you not cut it? Brother is afraid of pain..."

Luo Qingzhou immediately said, "Brother, don't worry, cutting nails is not cutting flesh, it doesn't hurt at all."

Then he said, "Well, if you are worried, I will help you cut a section of your thumb nail today to see the effect. If after a period of time, your nails no longer turn dark, then there is no need to cut it. The problem is solved, so you don't need to cut it anymore. " Zhu Yan frowned and shrank back. After struggling for a long time, he finally made up his mind and said pitifully: "Yangyang, then you should be gentle and don't be too rough. This king is afraid of pain, you should be gentle with women..." Luo Qingzhou nodded and said: "Brother, don't worry, I will be very gentle." Zhu Yan immediately said: "Also, the feet are my private parts, you can't touch them for too long, and you can't touch them casually or take advantage of me, otherwise my princess will be furious if she knows, understand?" Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched, and he immediately promised: "Brother, don't worry, I will never dare to take advantage of you!" Linghu Qingzhu, who was standing aside, couldn't bear to watch it anymore, and quietly turned around and turned his back to them. Zhu Yan sat on the ground, looking scared and uneasy, and hesitated for a long time, and then timidly put the cleaned big feet on the hillside.

Luo Qingzhou looked at the big feet close at hand and the golden toenails on them, suppressed his emotions, and took out the sharp warrior's dagger with a bang.

Zhu Yan trembled in fright and hurriedly said again: "Yang Yang, we are brothers! You must be gentle, do you hear me? Brother is really afraid of pain. If you hurt him, he may not be able to bear it and kick him. I kicked you out. If I kick you to death, don’t blame me."

Luo Qingzhou tightened the warrior's dagger in his hand and comforted him: "Brother, don't worry, it's okay. I will be very careful."

As he spoke, he no longer hesitated, immediately stretched out the dagger, placed it on the very long nail, and began to cut hard.

"Creak...crack..."

The blade rubbed against the nails, making a harsh metal friction sound.

Zhu Yan was nervous and stiff at first, then opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth, and finally burst into laughter: "Yang Yang! Yang Yang! It's so itchy, I'm so itchy... Hahaha, stop rubbing..."

"Creak...crack..."

"Creak...crack..."

"哢!"

Luo Qingzhou held the dagger and cut for a long time. Not only did he fail to cut off the nails, but several gaps quickly appeared on the dagger. Finally, when he suddenly used his internal strength to cut hard, the dagger was overwhelmed and broke...

When Zhu Yan saw this scene, he burst out laughing proudly: "Brother, you are terrible at sharpening your nails with a knife, hahahaha... huh?"

The loud laughter in his mouth stopped abruptly in an instant.

Luo Qingzhou suddenly took out the pitch-black wooden stick and said: "Brother, your onychomycosis is too stubborn. It is difficult to cut it off with an ordinary dagger, so I can only use Sun Dasheng's stick. Brother, be patient. The younger brother has already made marks on it with a dagger, and if he hits it with a stick, he should be able to break it off."

Zhu Yan's expression suddenly changed, and he retracted his big foot with a "whoosh" sound. He looked at the black stick in his hand with fear and shouted, "No! You can't use that stick of yours! Your stick is too hard." "It hurt me so much last time and caused a lot of blood. You can't touch me with it again!"

As soon as these words came out, Linghu Qingzhu, who had his back turned to them, couldn't help but quietly turned around and took a look.

Luo Qingzhou knew that he had a psychological shadow on the stick. After thinking for a moment, his eyes suddenly brightened, he put away the stick, took out the black and white sword and said, "Brother, let me try using this sword."

Zhu Yan glanced at the ugly sword in his hand, hesitated again, and then put his big foot back in front of him, with a proud smile on his face: "As long as it's not your stick, I'm not afraid. .

Luo Qingzhou held the hilt of the sword with both hands, pointed it vertically at his thick, long and sharp nails, and began to cut hard along the marks left by the warrior's dagger.

"Creak...crack..."

This time, it was easy to cut a gap in the toenail.

The muscles on Zhu Yan's face twitched and he said, "Brother, why does my brother feel a little pain? Are you sure you didn't cut my brother's foot?"

While Luo Qingzhou continued to cut hard, he comforted him: "Don't worry, brother, I'm watching with my eyes wide open. I will definitely not cut your feet."

"Um?"

While he was cutting, he suddenly encountered a huge resistance, and the sword in his hand could not move forward any further.

He was anxious, and he immediately mobilized the internal force in his body and poured it into his arm. Then he clenched the hilt of the sword with both hands, gritted his teeth, and suddenly let out a low shout. The sword in his hand made a "swish" sound, and finally cut it all at once!

"Ouch——"

At this moment, Zhu Yan, who was sitting in the mountain col with his big feet stretched out, suddenly screamed, and then jumped up from the place with a "whoosh" and jumped hundreds of meters into the air, screaming in agony. The sound resounded throughout the entire world in an instant!

Luo Qingzhou was startled and looked down. The sword was dripping with blood. There was not only a sharp golden nail on the grass, but also a piece of black flesh...

"Ah - this king hurts! It hurts so much -"

The shrill and ear-splitting screams in the air gradually fell, and then there was a "boom", and it hit the ground heavily like a hill!

The whole ground shook suddenly!

Luo Qingzhou and Linghu Qingzhu both jumped up involuntarily.

The trees, flowers, and even the waterfall not far away suddenly bounced up and then fell suddenly.

Zhu Yan's eyes widened, his face was distorted, his mouth opened wide, and his whole body was trembling as he stretched out his foot. Tears shot out like a fountain, and he cried and yelled: "Beast! You beast! Look, look! Look at this!" The king’s toes were cut off!”

Luo Qingzhou landed on the ground and took a closer look. He saw that a piece of the nail on the toe was missing, and a large piece of the top of the toe was cut off. At this time, his flesh and blood were blurred, and blood was shooting out...

"Ouch——"

Zhu Yan cried in pain, and while crying, he yelled: "You are a beast that is worse than a beast! It is in vain that this king confides in you and treats you as a good brother! It is in vain that this king is sincere and gives you blood, gives you feet, you You are so despicable that you want my toes! You are worse than a beast! Oh! I want to kill you!"

As it spoke, it raised its huge fist angrily!

Luo Qingzhou knelt down on one knee, cupped his fists with both hands, lowered his head and said, "Brother, it's my fault! I made a mistake and hurt you by mistake. If you want to hit or scold me, please do as you please. Even if my brother wants to smash me into a pulp with one punch, , I will never even frown!"

"Okay! Then I will kill you!"

Zhu Yan's eyes widened with anger and he raised his fist high.

Luo Qingzhou immediately said: "Brother, it is not a pity for me to die. But please give me some time. I want to say goodbye to my wife and fiancée at home. Also, I want to keep some wonderful stories in my mind." , write everything down and pass it on to future generations so that when the time comes, they can come visit and tell the story to the elder brother, and atone for the sins of the younger brother..."

Zhu Yan glared at him angrily, raised his fist, and slowly lowered it. The rage on his face gradually receded, and he said angrily: "You idiot, you can't even hold a sword steady, yet you dare to treat me. What if? If it were someone else, I would have punched him to pieces! In all my years of life, I have never been played with or hurt like this, and you are the first!"

Luo Qingzhou apologized sincerely again: "It's my fault. I'm stupid. I'm really sorry for my brother."

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Seeing that his attitude was good and that it was not intentional, Zhu Yan could only sigh and waved his hand: "That's all, my brother, I don't care about it. You didn't do it on purpose, you are just clumsy. My king Your Majesty, I forgive you!"

Luo Qingzhou quickly thanked him and saw that his feet were still bleeding. He quickly took out a porcelain bottle, uncorked it and said, "Brother, please stretch your feet over here. I have some medicine here that can stop bleeding and treat wounds." very good."

Zhu Yan glanced at the porcelain bottle in his hand, and when he was about to stretch his legs, he suddenly asked, "Does it hurt?"

Luo Qingzhou said: "Brother, don't worry, it won't hurt at all."

Zhu Yan glanced at him doubtfully, then stretched out his foot and warned: "If you dare to lie to me again, I will break off our relationship with you!"

Seeing that there was a lot of blood spurting from his toes, Luo Qingzhou quickly took out a porcelain bottle from the storage ring and said shamelessly: "Brother, your blood is wasted on the ground. Why don't you let me take some back?" Use it?"

Zhu Yan's eyes suddenly widened angrily: "You..."

Luo Qingzhou said quickly: "My little brother wants this bottle. My wife at home is still waiting to refine the medicine to cure her illness. Brother, that is your sister-in-law."

Zhu Yan paused, staring at him angrily. He could only grit his teeth and said angrily: "I'm really blind for having such a good brother like you!"

Then he closed his eyes and said, "Take it!"

Luo Qingzhou immediately stretched out the porcelain bottle and quickly filled the entire bottle.

After collecting the blood, he poured the spiritual liquid from another porcelain bottle and dripped it on the wound.

As soon as the spiritual liquid dripped onto the wound, Zhu Yan immediately felt a chill coming over him.

The blood spurting from the wound stopped quickly. At the same time, a very comfortable coolness spread over the wound, and the pain immediately began to lessen.

Zhu Yan immediately opened his eyes and said happily: "Brother, your medicine is really effective!"

Luo Qingzhou gave him a few more drops and said, "Brother, don't worry, with your physique, the wound will be healed tomorrow and there won't be any scars."

Zhu Yan rolled his eyes at him and said: "I am an ancient divine beast, so I naturally know that this wound is nothing. It's just that I am afraid of pain and you are clumsy, so I lost such a temper."

Luo Qingzhou put away the spiritual liquid and apologized again.

Zhu Yan snorted coldly, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, I won't do it next time."

Then he looked at his toenails and said, "How are you going to treat my onychomycosis? Anyway, don't even think about cutting it with a sword again."

Luo Qingzhou took out a wooden box, put the cut golden nail on the ground in it, and said: "Brother, don't worry, wait until I take this piece of onychomycosis back and study it carefully, and then think of ways to help." Brother heals me. With my physical condition and strength, there will definitely be no problem for the time being."

Zhu Yan immediately said: "You have to hurry up, I don't want to have my head eaten by poisonous insects on my feet and become a fool."

Luo Qingzhou said: "I obey, little brother."

One person and one beast chatted for a while.

Luo Qingzhou said goodbye: "Brother, it's getting late. I have to go back and do research as soon as possible. I also need to find other people who are proficient in this disease to have a good discussion."

Although Zhu Yan was a little reluctant to give up, he still said: "Remember to come earlier next time. Also, every time I send you a message, remember to reply early. Don't keep me waiting for a long time. I won't see you for a day." The news makes me sleepless and sleepless.”

Then he sighed again and muttered: "It's strange. Isn't this king falling in love with you?"

Luo Qingzhou's expression changed and he hurriedly said: "Brother, say goodbye!"

After saying that, he immediately pulled Linghu Qingzhu aside and hurried away.

Zhu Yan looked up at him and said, "Yangyang, next time you come, remember to tell me some love stories. It would be better if you can describe them in detail. I seem to be in estrus."

Luo Qingzhou did not dare to reply, and soon took Linghu Qingzhu and disappeared down the hillside in the distance.

"drive!"

After Luo Qingzhou and Linghu Qingzhu came down the mountain, they rode on their horses together again and galloped on the road home.

As night fell, the heavy snow finally showed signs of stopping.

Everywhere is covered in silver, a vast expanse of white.

There was not a soul to be seen on the road.

Linghu Qingzhu was jolted in his arms for a while, and finally couldn't help but said: "The golden nails of the ancient ferocious beast seem to be an extremely powerful material for refining weapons. Do you want to refining weapons?"

Luo Qingzhou held her tightly and said, "Yes."

"Who can help you?"

"A friend, a master of weapon refinement."

"It should be a woman, right?"

"Uncle, it's such a heavy snow."

"You lied to him, how should you explain it later? He looks very grumpy."

"Master, don't worry. I will just tell him that I was wrong."

"Would you feel guilty if you lied to it like this?"

"There will be some guilt, but I also gave it a reward."

"I didn't see it."

"For cultivators, time is the most precious thing. For me, time is life. I exchange time and happiness with it for these things. For it, it does not suffer. Because it needs it most. , that’s all.”

"Anyway, whatever you say makes sense."

"Uncle Master, you don't just know that I am a talented Juren master with a very powerful mouth."

"You...don't..."

The horse ran quickly and soon disappeared into the vast night.

"By the way, Uncle Master, have you found someone to refine the Nine Apertures Spirit Gathering Pill?"

"Not yet...not yet...waiting for Elder Sun..."

"Uncle Master, give me the materials. I have a friend who is not only a master of weapon refining, but also a master of alchemy. As long as the materials are qualified, her success rate is very high."

"No...don't..."

"Should I not give it, or..."

"Give……"

The cold wind howled by, and the horses left no trace in the snow.

at the same time.

Kyoto Imperial Palace, Yaohua Palace.

A tall girl in a fiery red dress was holding a flame gun and practicing with it in a spacious secret room. Her cold and graceful figure was looming among the fluttering red curtains.

A scarlet flame mark lit up between her brows, and red light flickered all over her body, as if a flame was burning. Her red skirt and hair were flying in the flames. Under her skirt, a pair of snow-white jade feet grew lotuses every step of the way, as if they were dancing.

"puff!"

She stabbed out the gun and hit the bullseye in the corner. Then the tip of the gun sprayed out a stream of hot flames, hitting the bullseye hard and piercing the entire target!

"哢!"

The entire target suddenly turned to ashes in the light of the gun!

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

She practiced for a long time, and then stopped.

Her towering forehead undulated slightly, glistening sweat stains appeared on her forehead, and the flame mark between her eyebrows gradually disappeared.

When everything calmed down, she put away her spear, walked to the bathtub with her bare white feet.

The red dress fell down, and her long hair was spread loosely.

A tall, graceful, flawless and beautiful jade body stood out in the light, with shiny stains of sweat hanging on her tender skin.

"Wow!"

The water in the pool ripples and the petals flutter.

She entered the bath, leaned against the rocks behind, and closed her eyes.

Be quiet for a long time.

She spoke majestically and lazily: "How did you say that?"

Suddenly a cold voice came from outside the door: "There is news from Lingxiao Sect. He has agreed. The Queen Mother and the Emperor have already summoned everyone to discuss it. The date is probably set in these few days."

The bathhouse was quiet for a long time before a cold voice sounded: "Go and get ready. I am going out of town tonight to deliver something to him."

"Yes, Your Highness."

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