Section 543

You Yu jumped down and nodded with the same serious expression.

"Good brother, this is for sure. Brothers are like limbs, and women are like clothes. How could I fall out with you because of a woman, right?"

"Of course!" Lu Yu nodded vigorously.

Seeing this, You Yu looked at Daqiao Laijiu next to him.

"Then this woman..."

"Why, do you want to use her?"

"No, no, no, I just feel that women will affect the friendship between us brothers, so why not..."

You Yu made a gesture of wiping his neck.

Seeing this, Lu Yu nodded.

"I think it's very good..."

Daqiao Laijiu: o (? Д?) っ!

"You... don't come over..."

Daqiao Laijiu trembled and hugged himself.

Lu Yu and You Yu looked at each other and smiled.

"Do it!"?2.

The next moment, You Yu flew...

"Feng Chu, you..."

You Yu was shocked.

"You actually tore your face off with me for a woman?!"

"No, you're wrong." Lu Yu shook his head, "She's not my woman, she... is my brother!"

Lu Yu patted Daqiao Laijiu on the shoulder.

You Yu was blank when he heard this.

"But she's a woman."

"Why do you say that?"

"It's... her chest."

"It's her chest muscle, you're too ignorant." Lu Yu shook his head.

You Yu looked puzzled when he saw this.

"The butt?"

"Gluteal muscle."

"Face?"

"A simple sissy."

"I see."

You Yu breathed a sigh of relief, got up from the ground, and walked towards Daqiao Laijiu with a smile on his face.

"Brother, how did you get your chest muscles so big? Let me pinch them."

"Get lost!"

Instantly, You Yu flew again.

Holding his face that was swollen on both sides, his eyes were blank again.

"This..."

"My brother doesn't like others to touch her skin, please understand."

Lu Yu helped You Yu up with an embarrassed look.

You Yu nodded.

"I see, I was wrong, sorry."

You Yu bowed to Daqiao Laijiu.

Daqiao Laijiu was shocked.

"You...did you really not see it?" Daqiao Laijiu said weakly.

You Yu looked puzzled at this.

"What did you see?"

"I'm a woman!" Daqiao Laijiu yelled.

I'm such a beautiful girl, can't you see it even if you are blind? !

Lu Yu is fine, but you don't know the goods? !

Lu Yu shook his head at this.

"She means that a true brother is to be a brother's woman when his brother needs a woman, do you understand?"

"I see, I see, I see, this kind of dedication is really great!"

You Yu gave a thumbs up to Daqiao Laijiu.

Tired...

Daqiao Laijiu suddenly felt tired.

Why, every time Lu Yu and You Yu get together.

I... just can't understand them?

Is this... true love? ?

Daqiao Laijiu fell silent.

Seeing this, Lu Yu looked at You Yu.

"How did you find me?"

"How did you find me? Isn't it simple? Because Wolong and Fengchu are born to be a pair, there is a magical feeling in the dark, no matter where you are..."

Pah!

You Yu flew away.

Lu Yu put on his shoes worth 10,000 star cores and smiled at him.

"Speak human language."

"Okay..." You Yu got scared.

"To make a long story short, I was wandering outside and suddenly saw a fifty-cent candied haws on the corner, so I ran over. You don't know that candied haws, colorful, red, and the sugar on it is crystal clear..."

"You call this a long story short?" Lu Yu couldn't help but said.

You Yu:?

The veins on Lu Yu's forehead jumped.

"You continue."

"Okay, let's talk about the candied haws. They are really delicious. Hiss... I can't stop drooling."

Lu Yu looked at the saliva that spread to the soles of his feet and was completely silent.

"Speak to the point."

"The point? Okay, I'll tell you. After my research, I found that the candied haws shop is not authentic."

"So, I spent several hours looking for another shop!"

"I'm telling you, that shop is really delicious! The candied haws are all made of brown sugar, and they are made by hand. Combined with the red hawthorns, my saliva... Hey, Lu Yu, why do you take out the gun?"

You Yu looked at Lu Yu holding the red electric gun with a puzzled look.

Lu Yu had no expression on his face.

"I'll give you one last chance. Talk nicely."

"Ah this... I know, I'll talk nicely."

"Well, let me think about the point. The point is... the candied haws are really fucking delicious!"

Snort!

You Yu flew away, looking at his thigh with blood gushing out, his eyes were a little dazed.

"Lu Yu, you actually hurt me?!"

"I didn't just hurt you, I wanted to kill you!"

Lu Yu felt that he could hardly breathe.

This guy... is too good at talking!

He must have been a talker in his previous life!

Seeing this, You Yu was silent for two seconds.

"I know, you must want to know how I found you."

"Yes! That's the question!"

Lu Yu was excited.

You Yu smiled slightly.

“But I won’t tell you.”

“Go to hell!”

Lu Yu kicked You Yu and sent him flying.