Chapter 112 There Is Also a Poison Needle in Your Crotch, Are You Sure You Don’t Want to Remove It?
Chiyo couldn't figure out why Loess simply and decisively rejected his suggestion. Isn't it bad to jointly attack the Konoha camp?
idiot! !
He is indeed an idiot, just like his father Ohnoki, extremely stupid.
The more Chiyo thought about it, the angrier she became, and her face, covered with wrinkles and age spots, turned red with anger.
Jingyi didn't know that Qianyo and Huangtu were trying to figure him out. At this time, he was busy teaching his disciples.
After cleaning up the rope tree, Jingyi returned to the rest room and threw two pieces of firewood into the brazier.
The environment in the Kingdom of Rain is too extreme. It rains endlessly for 365 days. Living in such a ghost place requires a fire in the house all year round, otherwise the humidity in the house will be extremely serious.
There is no fire, and the quilt is wet when I sleep at night.
Putting on the fire, Jingyi leaned on the chair, put his feet on the desk, and picked up the book on the desk.
"Shizuichi!! Go to the operating room quickly, Jiraiya is injured!!!"
Before even two pages of the book in his hand had been opened, Rope Tree rushed in.
What the hell, Jiraiya was injured again?
How many times has this happened?
Speaking of which, Jiraiya was considered an invincible little strongman. He was injured again and again, dragging his injured body back to the camp again and again. After receiving treatment, he became alive and kicking again, and then entered the battlefield and was injured again.
In the entire camp, Hatake Sakumo was the only one who was as unlucky as him.
Orochimaru, on the other hand, was able to handle it with ease. Even if he was ambushed by the Iwa Ninja Village and others were killed or injured, only he was in the best condition.
"Don't worry, I'll go take a look."
Putting down the book, Jingyi ran towards the operating room. Shengshu followed quickly. Xiao Huangmao thought about it and followed.
"Hiss~~it hurts, sister, please, be gentle."
Before entering the operating room, I heard screams coming from inside.
"Hey, isn't this the most handsome Toad Sage, Lord Jiraiya? Why did he change from a toad to a hedgehog?"
Jingyi was happy when he walked into the operating room.
Whoever did such a good thing actually turned Jiraiya into a hedgehog. Look at the poisonous needles all over his body. Even if the poison doesn't kill Jiraiya, it's enough for this guy to enjoy.
"Pfft."
Everyone in the operating room was amused.
Naoshu, who was worried about the teacher's safety just now, turned away while suppressing a smile.
"Jingyi, stop joking, help me take out all these poisonous needles, I'm poisoned, I feel so uncomfortable." Jiraiya was lying on the operating table, almost crying.
Jingyi stepped forward and pulled out a poison needle, then used tools to analyze the poison's ingredients.
"How did you become like this? Who did it?"
"Ahem, don't mention it."
The bitterness in Jiraiya's heart could not be relieved even by pouring several kilograms of sugar.
"I was leading my team on a mission, and ended up bumping into a large army from Suna Ninja Village. In order to cover the retreat of my teammates, I had no choice but to stay and attract the enemy's attention. As a result, I was chased by the enemy. Hiss~~~lightly, These poisonous needles were all left behind by that dead old woman Chiyo.”
I have to say that Jiraiya is very lucky, just like Hatake Sakumo.
Hatake Sakumo bumped into Hanzo the Sanshouyu, and was then chased by the demigod.
Jiraiya ran directly into the large army of Sand Ninja Village and was chased by Chiyo.
It was just that Chiyo could handle it alone, but Chiyo was accompanied by dozens or hundreds of ninjas. Jiraiya didn't even think about fighting. After covering the retreat of his teammates, he fled for his life.
As a result, he was shot by a puppet and turned into a hedgehog.
Jiraiya felt that he was unlucky, Chiyo felt that he was unlucky, and the talk with Loess broke down. She was so angry that she bumped into the team led by Jiraiya on the way back to the camp.
You are already angry, but you also happen to encounter an annoying enemy. Do you still need to be polite?
The chase is over.
Picking up the antidote and giving Jiraiya two injections, Jingyi suppressed a smile and said, "I think after your injury is healed, you can go find Hatake Sakumo and have a relationship with him."
"He was unlucky. He bumped into Hanzo the Sanshouyu and was hunted down. You were unlucky and bumped into Chiyo and was hunted down too. You both ended up with the same result. You dragged your injured body back to the camp."
Jiraiya: "......"
Brother, I don’t want to either.
Please stop talking, okay?
Save some face for me and get treatment as soon as possible!
It hurts.
Senju's attacks are very vicious. Just look at the poisonous needles all over Jiraiya's body. If he hadn't run so fast, his life would have been on the battlefield.
"Just be lucky that old woman Chiyo didn't develop a new type of poison."
Jingyi took the pliers and pulled out the poisonous needles one by one. As he continued to pull them out, he suddenly pointed at Jiraiya's belly: "Take off your pants."
"Nani?!!"
Jiraiya almost jumped up, holding on to his pants with both hands.
Jingyi said speechlessly: "You also have a poisonous needle in your crotch, are you sure you don't need to pull it out?"
"pull!!"
Jiraiya, who was shocked one second, took off his pants the next.
Compared to death or being laughed at, it was more important to pull out the poisonous needle. Getting a crotch injury was no joke, and Jiraiya didn't want to become a eunuch.
"..."
So he gritted his teeth, took off his pants in a heartless move, then resigned himself to lying on the operating table, closed his eyes, and allowed himself to be dealt with.
After just waiting for more than ten seconds and seeing no movement, Jiraiya opened his eyes.
Teacher, you are really good at playing.
Naoshu winked at him, and several medical staff observed curiously.
Jingyi, who was holding pliers in his hand, twitched the corner of his mouth:
"I asked you to take off your pants, not your underwear..."
"???"
Jiraiya.
Didn't you ask me to take them off?
"Forget it, it's clearer now."
It's over. I was fooled just like my predecessors!!
Before, Hatake Sakumo died in society, and Jiraiya comforted him. Now it's his turn.
Hatake Sakumo was forced to die in society, and Jiraiya made himself die in society.
Although Jingyi's words were not clear, this guy took off his pants too quickly.
After the poison needles were pulled out, Jiraiya couldn't wait for the antidote to take effect and ran out with his pants lifted. Because he ran too fast, half of his butt was exposed.
"Hahaha........."
The medical room was full of laughter.
Hearing the laughter behind him, Jiraiya's embarrassed escape speed increased a lot.
Sure enough, every man cares about whether his little brother will be injured and whether he can still use him in the future.
Jingyi was very curious about how those eunuchs who went to the palace could bear to give up the two taels of meat. If they even gave up the two taels of meat, would there be any hope for life?
Is there any meaning in life?
He was puzzled.
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