Chapter 66 The Madness of the Sketch

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At this moment, the passerby A played by Huang Bo appeared, and Xiao Yunhai hurriedly pushed the cart to avoid.

As Huang Bo walked, he called: "Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry..."

At this moment, he saw Zhang Ya in front of him and said, "Wait, I saw an old lady fell on the road and no one came to help me. You said, why is the current social atmosphere like this? , others don't care, I care!"

Huang Bo said the two words "I care" in a powerful way, which won the applause of the audience.

Who knows what Huang Bo's next sentence made everyone stunned.

"Auntie, don't move. Let's take a picture. I'll post a message on the Internet right away to condemn this kind of behavior and let everyone comment on it. Daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up. Oops, this old lady fell Yes, it's too old."

Huang Bo shook his head and sighed as he walked away quickly.

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"Damn, this guy is so shameless."

Yu Yuexian laughed and said, "Cousin, who is this? I'm pretty good at acting in comedies, and my lines are also very good."

Yao Wenyuan said: "His name is Huang Bo, he has a very good relationship with Yunhai, and his grades are also in the forefront."

Xiao Yunhai foolishly looked at Huang Bo's leaving back, fluttered his teeth and claws at him, and said angrily, "Tragic, don't give a hand!"

Xiao Yunhai ran over to help Zhang Ya up, and the two were entangled for a while. The cheers, applause, and laughter made the whole party explode.

The real highlight was Huang Bo's second appearance.

The old lady always thought that Xiao Yunhai was the one who hit him. Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to see the passerby played by Huang Bo riding a bicycle.

Xiao Yunhai quickly stepped forward to stop him: "Hey, big brother."

Huang Bo stopped and said, "What's wrong? Boy."

Xiao Yunhai pointed at Zhang Ya who was sitting on the ground and said, "There is an old lady here."

Huang Bo heard it,

His face changed greatly, and without saying a word, he got on the bike and ran.

That kind of panic like seeing a ghost was interpreted by Huang Bo to be very expressive.

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"This guy is so funny."

Huang Bo turned his head and made a gesture for Xiao Yunhai to come over, and asked softly, "Hey! Did you bump into it?"

Xiao Yunhai quickly defended: "It really isn't."

Huang Bo said anxiously: "Run! I helped three."

Xiao Yunhai asked, "What's the result?"

Huang Bo grimaced and sighed, "Let me tell you, my brother used to drive a big ben!"

"Hahaha."

"It was a big run, and now it's a bicycle. It's pathetic."

"This sketch is absolutely amazing."

The audience below the stage burst into laughter, and some even burst into tears.

Xiao Yunhai took a deep breath, turned his head and said to Zhang Ya, "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation in my house. Well, let's put it this way, thieves go to my house with tears in their eyes. You have to throw me two bags of rice for the holidays."

"Haha, no, I can't laugh anymore."

"It's so funny. The sketches I watched before were just scum."

"What kind of poverty is that? Even the thief walks away with tears in his eyes."

Although Zhao Wanqing had seen this sketch, she still couldn't stand the burden inside and kept giggling.

Seeing Zhao Wanqing's smiling face, Xia Xiaohu felt even more resentment towards Xiao Yunhai.

Yu Yuexian already had a stomachache from laughing, and secretly said in her heart, "This kid is so talented, just making up a sketch is so funny."

The sketch is still going on, and the laughter of the audience is getting louder and louder. It was not a burden at first, but with the wonderful performances of Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya, it still caused the audience to laugh.

Listening to Xiao Yunhai's chattering storytelling, Zhang Ya couldn't do anything about it, so she said, "It's too frustrating! If you want to help you, help you, if you don't, go away. You make room for good people! I'll just pretend that you didn't hit me. Pass me, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's escape!"

Xiao Yunhai defended: "Why did I escape? If you keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"

Zhang Ya said angrily, "are you going?"

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "I'm not leaving! If I leave, I'll be able to escape."

Zhang Ya said anxiously, "you're not going, are you? Well, I'll go!"

Zhang Ya lay on the ground and crawled forward, which caused another laugh from the audience.

Xiao Yunhai looked at Zhang Ya and said, "I said Auntie, you're going to bomb the bunker there, why don't you understand? I'm like that Mr. Dongguo now, it's over. After saving the wolf, the wolf wants to eat me back, so you say that the wolf... is it rude?"

Zhang Ya suddenly realized, pointed at Xiao Yunhai, and said, "I just understood, you put that finger on the sang and scold Huai, my old lady has been lying on the ground for a long time, do you think I am lying on the ground? Who is a snake and who is a dog? , who is the wolf? You bumped into me, even if you say sorry, not only did you not apologize, but you also bit me back, I tell you, oh, if you're here today, don't even think about leaving."

Zhang Ya stood up slowly, learned the walking stance of an old man, walked towards the bicycle, and said, "This is the evidence. Today, I will give my life to fight this kind of bad social phenomenon to the end!"

As she spoke, she moved Hao Jian's bicycle.

Xiao Yunhai said in surprise: "No, how did you move it?"

Zhang Ya was also taken aback: "Huh?"

Xiao Yunhai said with both surprise and joy: "No, Auntie, you are all right!"

Zhang Ya pursed her lips and said, "me? I'm so angry with you."

With an innocent look, Xiao Yunhai said, "Yeah! This anger can heal people, so I'm qigong!"

"Hahaha."

Yao Wenyuan shook his head with a wry smile and said, "The qigong is here, thanks to what he thought of it."

Zhang Ya said: "I have to find someone to judge me today, come here, come here..."

With the sound of an alarm, the policeman played by Huang Bo appeared.

Huang Bo saluted Zhang Ya and asked, "Auntie, what's the situation?"

Xiao Yunhai saw a look of horror on his face, rolled his eyes, fell to the ground, and then twitched all over.

The audience under the stage was stunned for a moment, and then the biggest applause of the party rang out, and everyone laughed madly.

"Hahaha."

"It's so funny."

"This turnaround is amazing"

Yu Yuexian smiled and wiped away tears.

Zhao Wanqing couldn't take it anymore, she and a female classmate supported each other and both smiled and bent over.

Even Xia Xiaohu, who had been watching from the sidelines, laughed, and when he realized something was wrong, he immediately held back his face.

Zhang Ya got out of the car, clasped the policeman's hands tightly, and said with tears in her eyes, "Savior! Just now, he"

Zhang Ya looked back and found that Xiao Yunhai was twitching on the ground, and said angrily and anxiously: "Why are you still down? He..."

Huang Bo checked the scene carefully, and said to Zhang Ya, "Aunt, you are riding too fast! The lap is so swept up, you are racing?"

"Hahaha."

"This scene really looks like the aunt bumped into it."

"Riding a bicycle and racing? What do you think?"

Zhang Ya was incoherent and didn't know what to say: "me, me"

Huang Bo said: "Look, you hit someone."

Zhang Ya defended: "I didn't bump him into him."

Huang Bo said in a positive tone, "Auntie, the car is sitting here, and the people are lying there. The scene of the accident is too clear."

Zhang Ya said anxiously, "that's not my bicycle."

Xiao Yunhai took the call and said, "Your wife's bicycle, you are not pedaling so fast, I am delaying your takeoff!"

"Hahaha."

"It's too exaggerated to delay takeoff."

Huang Bo was afraid that Zhang Ya was in a hurry, so he quickly said to her: "Don't get excited, Auntie, I'll deal with it, come and come. Oh, comrade, this one didn't break, did it hurt? "

Xiao Yunhai wailed loudly: "Oh, my elbows, oh my Polenggai, oh my waist."

"Are they all broken?"

"It doesn't hurt."

Xiao Yunhai's words made the scene explode again.

"Hahaha, this is the old lady's word, he used it first."

"This sketch is so interesting, the burdens are more funny than the other, it's great."

Huang Bo rolled his eyes and said, "It's been a while, so don't use the elimination method. It's alright, let's see if we can walk?"

Xiao Yunhai wailed and said, "You should be able to walk, but you must follow the schedule."

There was another burst of crazy laughter from the audience.

Zhang Ya pointed at Xiao Yunhai and said angrily, "Why did you still follow the watch?"

Seeing the car, Xiao Yunhai showed a panicked expression, and said, "Ah, the rim of the car has been swept up like that. After a long time of trouble, I flew over from there, so can I still be rescued? Look? In this way, I can fly out to about 10 meters!"

Zhang Ya is in a hurry: "where did you fly 10 meters?"

Xiao Yunhai patted the ground and said, "Then I'll fly a few meters, and it's been a while now. Does it make sense to compare the three meters and two meters with me?"

Zhang Ya said angrily, "what he said is all my words!"

Xiao Yunhai lay on the ground and said softly, "Who cares about this thing."

Every time the two said a word, there was a burst of laughter, and some teachers couldn't stand upright with laughter.

Huang Bo bent down, wanting to take Xiao Yunhai, and said, "Hey, comrade, let me help you up first, come here. Hey, this... won't you chase after that kid?"

Xiao Yunhai stood up, pointed at Huang Bo, and said happily, "The traffic police who dealt with my accident!"

Zhang Ya said aside, "it's over, they still know each other!"

Xiao Yunhai told Huang Bo the matter, and Zhang Ya also remembered her fall.

Xiao Yunhai patted his thigh and said, "Finally the truth is revealed, Auntie, I'm sorry, don't be mad at me, I didn't mean to be mad at you just now, I really had no choice, so I played it for you again and again. ."

Zhang Ya took Xiao Yunhai's hand and said, "Child, aunt misunderstood you so much, you didn't leave, and you still need to help aunt. Good job."

Huang Bo also gave Xiao Yunhai a thumbs up.

Xiao Yunhai laughed and said the most important sentence of the whole sketch.

"Auntie, if this person falls down and we don't support it, won't that person's heart fall? If the person's heart falls, we won't be able to help it up even if we want to..."

"well said."

"awesome."

The teachers and classmates in the audience all cheered Xiao Yunhai's words. Even Xiao Yunhai's teacher Yao Wenyuan nodded and applauded for the first time.