Chapter 341: Hilarious Premiere

At 7:55, the movie theater of "Charlotte Troubles" was full.

After Yu Yuexian looked at it, he smiled at Xiao Yunhai and said, "Your movie has a good attendance rate, it's almost full."

Xiao Yunhai said proudly, "That's right, don't look at who directed it?"

"You got it. Let me tell you, the people who come to the movies today are all because of your fame. If the evaluation is not good, you will be thrown into the world tomorrow. Do you see the editor-in-chief and film critics behind you? opinion is very important.”

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "For me, the opinions of fans are the most important."

In the Magic Capital Huaxia Cinema, Li Lei walked into the theater of "Charlotte Troubles" with several of the main creators of the crew.

"I said, Boss Li, Xiao Yunhai's film doesn't participate in the competition. What's the use of us running over and donating movie tickets to him?"

Li Lei said: "In my eyes, his films are my real opponents."

At the same time, Zhang Dezhi and his girlfriend also sat in the theater to watch "Charlotte Trouble".

At 8:00 sharp, the big screen of Huaxia Cinema went dark at the same time, and when it lit up again, the title of "Charlotte Trouble" appeared on it, and below it was a line of small characters, Xiao Yunhai's work.

"This film is a "Three Nos" hilarious light comedy. It has no emotion, no emotion, and no literary fan. It is just for everyone to have fun. Please don't spray if you don't like it."

Seeing the subtitles appearing on the film again, the fans in the theater would all laugh.

And those editors and film critics frowned, thinking, "Is this setting the tone for the movie?"

Yao Na, who was sitting next to Xiao Yunhai, smiled and said, "This is the first time I've seen someone write these things on their own movies? Yunhai,

Your kid is too good at it. "

Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm giving those experts and film critics a shot. When they scold me, I'll have something to say."

The movie officially started.

In the first few minutes of the opening, the content basically appeared in the film. Even so, seeing Xiao Yunhai's posing and his astonishment when faced with the emcee in Zhuangshan still made the fans at the scene can't help but laugh.

At the banquet, the classmates sat around a table and said, "Yuan Hua, you are the monitor of our class, you are the best in writing, can you improvise a poem in the style of our Xia Dawei.

Yuan Hua pretended to shirk and said, "I'll give it a try. Well... going to the banquet alone in chicken feather clothes, all of them are classmates wearing chicken feathers."

The audience in the cinema was also amused by Yuan Hua's poem.

"Xiao Yunhai is really talented."

"Don't say it's quite rhyming. When I go to a party in the future and see those classmates who are pretending to be rich, I will sing this song for them too."

The fans laughed, and the critics and editor-in-chief also put down their pens and smiled.

At this point in the movie, they have found that this movie is a popcorn-like funny movie, there is nothing to write about, it is better to watch it easily.

Soon, Mr. Wang, an important character in the play, appeared.

The classmates all stood up to say hello to Teacher Wang, and said, "Teacher, do you still remember me? I ran first in the winter long-distance running that winter."

"First?" Teacher Wang thought about it seriously, smiled awkwardly, and didn't recognize it.

Zhang Yang said again: "That year for the New Year, my dad went to your house to give you New Year's greetings and gave you a Sony radio."

When Teacher Wang heard it, he immediately shouted, "Zhang Yang! That teacher can't be forgotten."

Yuan Hua picked up the wine glass and touched him, and said, "Mr. Wang, my dad gave me a TV."

"Yuan Hua, he is still such a talented person." Teacher Wang called out his name at once.

Dachun shouted: "Teacher, I gave a wall calendar back then."

When Teacher Wang heard it, his face turned down and he said, "The teacher can't remember."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"Who played this teacher? It's just a strange person. Everyone who has received gifts from students knows them. Those who haven't given gifts forgot. It's really interesting."

Yao Wenyuan, who was sitting in the front row, smiled at Zhang Liping: "The teacher you created has a very distinct personality. It is estimated that it will leave a deep impression on fans."

Zhang Liping said with a wry smile: "It should be a funny impression. But don't say it, your student's work should be very good at the box office. It took so long for everyone to laugh so many times."

Yao Wenyuan said: "The fans are happy, but those film critics and entertainment editors are going to scold tomorrow."

Zhang Liping said with a smile: "Don't worry about this, our director Xiao obviously expected it a long time ago, and he took a precautionary shot at the beginning of the movie. Haha, this can be considered a rainy day."

Teacher Wang sat on Charlotte's chair and said, "Actually, the one that impressed me the most about your classmates is that one—Charlote!"

When Charlotte heard this, a smile appeared on her face.

He straightened his clothes proudly, and was about to speak when he suddenly heard Teacher Wang continue: "What are those two fools doing now?"

Charlotte's smile immediately froze on her face.

Zhang Yang laughed out of breath, and said to Charlotte, who was standing behind Teacher Wang, "Come on, second fool, tell Teacher what you are doing now."

When I saw this in the theater, I burst into laughter, and a fan who was drinking Coke couldn't help spraying it out.

Fortunately, the hair should be fast, and the couple in front was not sprayed, otherwise it is estimated that a beating will be inevitable.

The plot continued, Qiu Ya brought her husband over to make a toast. Everyone stood up and unanimously recommended Charlotte to speak.

Charlotte had already drank too much at this time, stared straight at Qiu Ya, and said, "Qiu Ya, congratulations. You didn't disappoint me. It is no exaggeration to say that you look like the one in Journey to the West. Guanyin Bodhisattva is as beautiful, but I never imagined that you would end up marrying Marshal Tianpeng."

It was only a minute's effort, and the fans of the theater burst into laughter again.

"Oops, no, I'm dying of laughter."

"That's just too funny to describe."

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva married Marshal Tianpeng, thanks to the Emperor Yun's ability to think of it."

Yao Na, who was sitting in the front row, had been sullen lately, but at this moment, tears flowed out of her laughter.

Yu Yuexian next to her was very happy when she saw that her best friend was able to laugh, and said softly to Xiao Yunhai: "Your film can make Sister Na laugh like this, it's not a waste of time."

Xiao Yunhai said: "I will take this as a compliment to me."

Just when Charlotte was making a big noise at the wedding scene, the heroine Ma Dongmei walked in wearing a tattered dress.

Qiu Ya took Ma Dongmei's hand and said, "Dongmei, you just came. I'm getting married today, and Charlotte drank too much."

Ma Dongmei said: "Oh, Qiu Ya, I didn't even know you were married. You said I came here dressed like this. Congratulations! Congratulations! Uncle!"

Qiu Ya said, "This is my husband."

Ma Dongmei was startled, and quickly said embarrassedly: "Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry uncle."

At this time, Ma Dongmei saw Teacher Wang and said happily: "Oh, Teacher Wang, you are here too, you are still alive."

The smile on Teacher Wang's face froze.

The hilarious appearance of the heroine Ma Dongmei made everyone talk about it.

"Oh, I'll go, this Ma Dongmei is more funny than Charlotte."

"The usual words that come out of her mouth are like knives. Haha."

"It's so funny, I can't take it anymore."

Li Lei from the Huaxia Cinema in Magic Capital heard that the movie hall burst into laughter every half a minute on average, and sighed in his heart: "Xiao Yunhai's comedy was a success. Alas, it's fortunate that the opponent is not him, otherwise..."

At the Huaxia Cinema in Shanghai, Zhang Dezhi hugged his flamboyant girlfriend who was lying on top of him and smiled, with a sad face on his face.

"Although my "100% First Love" is also full of jokes, it is still a lot worse than this "Charlotte Trouble"."

Next, the burdens in the film are endless, laughing points one after another, half a minute laughing, one minute laughing, the whole "Charlotte Troubled" movie hall has become a sea of ​​joy, many fans are happy Laughing straight up.

Especially when Charlotte just returned to 1999, it made everyone burst into laughter.

When Charlotte traveled to the class, she was a little confused. Teacher Wang felt that he was pretending to be there, so he said strangely: "What? Are you pretending to have amnesia here? ?"

Charlotte ignored him, walked to her seat foolishly, looked at Ma Dongmei, and pinched her future wife Ma Dongmei's face.

Ma Dongmei said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Mr. Wang was furious, slapped the table and shouted: "Charlotte, did I let you go back? Take the teacher's words as fart, how did you do it?

"puff"

"Ha ha"

There was a burst of laughter in the cinema.

"The teacher's words are simply too classic."

"It really made me laugh."

"No, I can't take it anymore, my stomach is about to explode."

Teacher Wang raised a stack of love letters in his hand and said, "What you do yourself can be solved by yourself.

Decide, come and recite it aloud to the students emotionally. Come! Nian Nian, dear who? Tell everyone who is your dear? "

Ma Dongmei thought it was written for herself, her face flushed, she covered her face in embarrassment and rushed out of the class.

Teacher Wang said: "How many people do you say you have hurt invisibly? Read! Read to your classmates, and see how the second-ranked fool in our class is so mean?"

Dachun, who was being punished for standing, held up his schoolbag and laughed out loud.

Teacher Wang tapped Dachun's head with a fan and said, "You still have a smile on your face! Are you proud of being number one?"

There was another burst of laughter from the theater.

The role of Dachun was played by Allen in the previous life. He became popular on the stage as a silly big man, and in the movie, he played the stupid to the extreme.

The actor Xiao Yunhai hired was named Hu Xin, he was 1.92 meters tall, and he was a little precocious.

Sure enough, this Hu Xin has performed very well from his appearance to the present, making the fans laugh.

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