Chapter 330: The Movie Version of the Peach Banquet
The lively event in the Heavenly Palace suddenly became quiet. The dancing fairies stopped waving their ribbons. Famous immortals put down their jade cups and peaches and turned their heads.
Among them were Nanji Xianweng, one of the five imperial emperors of the Heavenly Palace, Nanji Changsheng Dadi, Guangchengzi, Yuding Zhenren and other ancient golden immortals. If any of them stamped their feet, wouldn’t the earth shake and the three thousand immortals bow their heads?
Even Haotian and Queen Mother on the high platform frowned. Although they felt that the visitor was not friendly, the music seemed to be quite suitable? On the other side, Taishang Laojun, who was slightly higher than the seat of the Emperor of Heaven, also turned his head with a banana fan, with a curious look in his eyes.
Under the attention of the crowd, the sea of clouds dissipated, and the gatekeepers in the back were vaguely trying to stop it.
"Who are you? How dare you trespass into the Peach Banquet?"
Haotian, who was at the peak of his life, was furious. A simple and chaotic mirror rushed out from the Emperor's Purple Palace, emitting a ray of time and space light to the visitor. This light was magnificent and was the righteous spirit of the immortals. It represented the orthodoxy of divine power granted by heaven. It could suppress the visitor with the power of heaven. Even the Daluo level or even the super demon giant of the quasi-saint would be suppressed.
Zi——.
Haotian's divine light broke through the constraints of time and space and pierced the clouds. The immortals finally found that the visitor was not one person, but three people. It was just that she walked the fastest and hurriedly, so the immortals ignored the two people behind her, one big and one small.
The bright divine light was terrifying, coming from the center of the heaven, but the tall figure behind waved his sleeves, and the five-colored divine light flashed like five pillars of heaven, and in an instant, it collected the light emitted by the top-grade innate spiritual treasure Haotian Mirror.
"Five-color divine light?!"
The immortals said in unison. They opened their eyes and carefully observed the uninvited guest. In front of them was a 4.5-foot-tall (1.5-meter) girl with a childish face, like a young girl who had not yet opened her eyes. However, the one with advanced Taoism frowned and sensed an ancient breath from behind her.
The one behind was a 10-year-old boy with golden hair, wearing a black and white Taoist robe. There was a merit gate behind his head to protect his body. He was born to be a meritorious person. The tallest one was heroic and had a great temperament. He had made a great name in the last era. He had fought with the Hunyuan Saint and escaped unscathed. He was listed as the strongest existence under the Saint.
Haotian on the high platform was speechless, his lips moved slightly, and the Haotian mirror on his head turned and was retracted.
Seeing that the guards of the South Heaven Gate were coming in a hurry, Haotian waved his hand and said, "Since it is Daoist Fellow Kong Xuan who is here, there is no need to inform him. These two must be your brother and Taoist partner. Please take a seat."
"Come on, add more seats." The Queen Mother of the Jade Pool suppressed her displeasure and ordered the maid to add three sets of bowls and chopsticks.
"No, she is not my Taoist partner."
Kong Xuan frowned and led the cute little girl and her brother to take a seat. The immortals along the way were either alert or hostile. His temperament remained unchanged, and the naughty little golden-winged Peng was wandering behind him.
"Hehe, how about it, wasn't the way you appeared just now majestic?" The cute little girl said to her brother-in-law with a sly smile.
"Thump, thump, thump, thump~~"
At this time, "Cloud Palace Swift Sound" was still ringing in her arms. The golden-winged little Peng Eagle glanced at this unscrupulous aunt who was not serious and always liked to snatch food from him, and muttered unhappily: "You are so powerful, you have snatched the limelight. People who don't know would think you are the protagonist."
"Don't be unhappy, brother-in-law. Next time I let you pretend to be cool, I will definitely not snatch it from you."
Stepping on the exclusive music of Monkey Brother all the way, the cute loli took advantage of the power of others and was the best among the ten thousand immortals The little golden-winged eagle was so pretentious that he muttered, "You always say 'next time for sure', but you never let me go, and you are so shameless that you say you are still young."
When the three passed by Han Qingyue, Han Qingyue's mouth twitched coldly, and whispered, "Loli, why is your appearance so unique? I was scared by you. I thought it was Monkey King who broke in.
"Hehe (**), in order to create the momentum of the appearance, I also specially refined a sound magic weapon. "The cute loli said proudly.
However, when passing by Taishang Laojun, the dark loli still did not dare to be arrogant. She turned off the music in a hurry. This was a well-deserved big boss. He destroyed millions of soldiers with one palm and killed Meng Ru Shen Ji. In addition, the failure of the Conferred God Tribulation, who knows if he will be in trouble.
Finally, the Kong Xuan trio sat at the same height as the Changsheng Emperor, slightly lower than the host Haotian and the Queen Mother, but the difference was not much. It was right for the guest to follow the host's wishes.
Sitting on the seat, the cute loli who successfully pretended to be a big B in front of the prehistoric immortals went offline happily. She had learned to do two things at the same time, all forced.
"How about it, is my way of appearance beautiful?" The cute loli said happily in the forum, pretending to be two worlds. Who else?
Unexpectedly, it was greeted with complaints as big as the Pacific Ocean.
Jiu Tian Ou Xian: "Just now I saw a blurry short figure in the sea of clouds. To be honest, I really thought that Monkey King was born in advance and was about to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. "
Everyone nodded. It was true that Loli was short, and she looked like a monkey under the clouds.
"You are talented, too. You just pretended to be cool and scared us."
"Well, although this cool girl is a little immature, she has three points of my style. If she has the opportunity to hone her skills in the future, she may reach my black fungus level." The more people talked, the more wrong the color was. Loli was so scared that she quickly regained her mind.
"The fairies continue to enjoy the wine and peaches, the fairy music continues to play, and the moon fairy Chang'e continues to dance." In the heavenly palace, Haotian asked the fairies to continue, but after the interruption just now, the atmosphere felt a little awkward, and the fairy officials played the fairy music again.
After all, Chang'e makes her living by dancing. She leads the maids to continue dancing, like a cloud, as beautiful as a phoenix, and the fairy posture is beautiful. The minds of the fairies gradually withdraw. This is indeed the beauty effect.
Jiang Ping clinked glasses with the silly giant spirit god and tasted wine. He nodded to the Chang'e dance troupe in the center of the stage. Look, this is professional quality, which is why she is the lead dancer, while the others are supporting dancers. The gap is here.
The fairy music is beautiful, the fairy is bright, the colorful wings are fluttering, and it also has its own fantasy special effects, colorful, with rainbows as belts and white clouds as clothes. As the fairies drank and chatted, they forgot the previous episode and were intoxicated in the wine, the peaches, and Chang'e's dance.
Roar~~~!!
When the immortals finally got rid of the brainwashing of "Cloud Palace Swift Sound", unexpectedly, a passionate and majestic sound came from outside the palace. This music was so heroic, layer upon layer, constantly added up, getting louder and louder, shaking off the clouds of immortal energy.
There was another strange sound at the South Heaven Gate, and the guard rushed in to report. Han Qingyue and An Loli looked at each other, really afraid that he would say: "Report, report to the Emperor of Heaven, there is a monk with a hairy face and a thunder god mouth outside!"
Fortunately, the reality is that the guard hurriedly shouted: "Emperor of Heaven, Queen Mother, someone broke in again, this time there are three!"
As soon as the words fell, the passionate music became clearer and clearer. Obviously, the intruders were approaching. Hearing this familiar opening music, Han Qingyue and Meng Loli were full of black lines on their faces, and Jiang Ping's toasting action was also paused. Isn't this the entrance music of the protagonist in "God of Gamblers"? No wonder it feels so familiar.
There was a crackling sound, and the nature that the immortals had finally found was gone. They all put down their jade cups and dragon tooth chopsticks. The Chang'e Song and Dance Troupe in the center was interrupted again with a louder voice. The beautiful fairies pursed their lips with hatred and looked fiercely at the South Heaven Gate. Who was it this time?
Under the attention of the crowd, three figures in black slowly stepped in from the dissipating sea of clouds. The one who greeted them had golden hair and two dragon horns, but everyone's eyes were not on him, but on the conch magic weapon he wore around his neck.
The passionate and turbulent music came from it. Because of the approach, the sound waves came towards the immortals with visible fluctuations. Meng Loli and Han Qingyue were stunned.
Because the most showy thing was that Long Shao brought two shrimp soldiers and crab generals to deliberately slow down their movements, as if they wanted to enjoy the moment more. They came slowly with the music, and nodded to the immortals on both sides while walking.
"【Big frame drop technique】, I didn't expect that Young Master Long put in a lot of effort, and it's not just for show, but he has learned the essence of Brother Fa." On the forum, netizen Chunbai Doomsday commented with emotion.
"Has this five-clawed golden dragon been slowed down? Why is it so slow?" At the banquet, more than one immortal thought so, and all the immortals watched Young Master Long's slow movements.
On the high platform, the immortals of the Chan Sect just watched and watched their master Haotian and his wife make a fool of themselves. The Queen Mother of the Jade Pool was so angry that she was shaking with anger. Now, any cat or dragon is going to act wildly on her head?
But before she could speak, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li Jing, who was eager to climb up, had already stood up one step ahead, slammed the jade table, and shouted:
"Where did this evil dragon come from? How dare he break into the Peach Banquet without receiving an invitation? Someone take him to the Dragon Slashing Platform and behead him!"
Seeing that the heavenly soldiers and generals were about to surround him, Long Shao calmly bowed slightly and said: "I am the God of Gamblers, no, I am Long Shao, representing the Four Seas Dragon Clan and the Ancestral Dragon Palace to attend the banquet, and I also brought seabed specialties to give to you.
Just now it was the conch sound treasure, a specialty of my Dragon Palace. Do you think the music is beautiful?"
As he said this, he waved his hand, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals had already carried out two boxes of seabed treasures, and took the initiative to give them to the immortals, even the dancing fairies. There was no way, the Four Seas Dragon Clan was famous for its wealth.
The immortals sneered, their good mood was disturbed again, but the Four Seas Dragon Clan was not to be feared, there was that person behind the Ancestral Dragon Palace, whether you believe it or not, he represented the face of the Ancestral Dragon, since he dared to say it, he must have a backing.
Do not look at the monk's face, look at the Buddha's face, the immortals pinched their noses and accepted the dragon clan's treasures, which was considered to be a chapter. Haotian and the Queen Mother on the high platform had the best Qi cultivation skills in the three realms, and suppressed their original anger.
"Since you are a distinguished guest from all over the world, please take a seat." This sentence leaked from the Queen Mother's mouth, and the immortals seemed to hear a hissing of hatred.
Long Shao happily took his two younger brothers to the table, one level lower than the cute loli. He quietly approached and asked, "How is it, Dark Loli, my appearance is better than yours, right?"
"Hehe, let others judge, we all think we are the best." The cute loli said disdainfully. The golden-winged little Peng Eagle next to him had a strange look in his eyes. He put his little head close to the loli's ear and asked:
"Is this Gu Long an old acquaintance of yours? How come his appearance style is almost the same as yours, and you both deserve a beating?"
"Hehe." The loli snorted twice, but did not reply. Instead, she went to the forum to see how people judged her and Long Shao. Who is better.
"For me, Meng Luoli's appearance was a little weak, but the background music "Cloud Palace Swift Sound" was just right at this time. We were all shocked at first, thinking that Monkey Brother had come on stage early. Long Shao's background music was very exciting, and it was obvious that a big boss was coming on stage, especially with his deliberately slow movements, which was even more complete in form and spirit, and he had already reached the fifth level of Chow Yun-fat's skills.
In general, Meng Luo scored 85 points, and Long Shao scored 84 points. Overall, there is not much difference. The two of you still need to work harder and open your minds."
This is the overall evaluation on the forum. The two are almost the same. "There is another big guy. He is better than his master. If he doesn't make a name for himself, he will make a big splash." Netizens are looking forward to the other one's performance.
The Peach Festival is still going on and has not been disbanded because of the two episodes. It's just that the immortals feel that the taste is not right when drinking the nectar, and the peaches they have been looking forward to for a thousand years are no longer fragrant.
The immortal officials are weak when they gently knock on the chimes, and they feel that they are not very energetic. The dancing Moon Palace Dance Troupe is no longer as lively and fairy-like as before, but rather perfunctory.
Seeing the low atmosphere in the whole place, Li Jing frowned and thought to himself: "This is the military strategy of making a strong first push, then weakening, and finally exhausting. The energy has been lost."
Thinking so, as the Heavenly King Li Tianwang, the Grand Marshal of 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, he should come out to save the situation. With a thought, he stood up and raised his glass to the Queen Mother and said:
"I, Li Jing, toast to the Queen Mother and wish her a happy birthday." He drank it all after saying that.
The Queen Mother laughed immediately. Seeing Li Jing toasting, the other immortals also stood up and toasted to the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother. This was the Queen Mother's birthday, and the immortals lived as long as the sky. As long as you want to hold a banquet, you can always find an excuse.
"Queen Mother."
"Emperor of Heaven."
The immortals toasted, and some even started to dance with swords. The atmosphere of the banquet reappeared. Chang'e's dancing smile was three points brighter, which made the Marshal Tianpeng next to him completely transformed into a reincarnated pig body, and drooled all over the table.
However, before the immortals could sit down and take a sip of the wine in the jade cup, another bell sounded in the heaven.
This time, the immortals put down their glasses in tacit understanding and looked at the direction of the South Heaven Gate. The Moon Palace Dance Troupe led by Chang'e stopped again, and their beautiful eyes looked out of the palace with a trace of resentment.
Haotian and the Queen Mother's breathing became heavy, their immortal power was unstable, and the three corpse gods were about to jump out. He even wanted to activate the Haotian Mirror and the Heavenly Court Protecting Realm Array at all costs, completely crush the visitor, extract his immortal soul, and burn it under the soul lamp for an infinite amount of calamity.
But he still resisted the urge, because such an arrogant momentum must be either a fool or a powerful person, and can a fool walk to the South Heaven Gate?
Even so, Haotian was still dissatisfied. You said you didn't have an invitation and wouldn't come in advance, but you had to insert yourself in the middle. The Haotian Mirror turned and shot out a ray of time and space light, trying to freeze the visitor and make him look bad.
However, the immortals heard the clear sound of the bell again, and the entire heaven was stagnant and suppressed. All the immortals paused, and only Taishang Laojun slowly opened his eyes and looked at the South Heaven Gate. The mirror light of the Haotian Mirror was offset by the ringing of the bell, and there was no effect. If the master had not stopped, the waves would have triggered the automatic activation of the heavenly formation.
"Sanxian Cangqiong, I am delayed by trivial matters and am a step late. Please forgive Haotian and Queen Mother." A young Taoist priest wearing a chaotic Taoist robe and with a majestic demeanor came out of the door.
When he came, the golden immortals of the Chan Sect who were sitting and watching Haotian's jokes got angry and stood up one after another, and were about to mobilize the heavenly net formation to suppress Cangqiong with the power of the heaven.
"You are such a bold thief, you dare to come to the Heavenly Palace. Today I will make sure you never come back!"
Guang Chengzi was furious, and waved his hand to summon the old members of the Chan Sect. The Golden Immortals who occupied important positions in the Heavenly Palace stood up angrily, and the Southern Emperor Changsheng also began to use his heavenly authority.
They all fell in the "Sun and Moon Changing Heaven Formation", and even the master was plotted by Cang Qiong. If it weren't for Cang Qiong, they wouldn't have been defeated so badly in the end, and finally lost their freedom.
Cang Qiong smiled indifferently. He wanted to leave, and no one could stop him.
"My dear ministers, Cang Qiong is my VIP guest. It's just a little late now. What's more, the last catastrophe has ended, the cause and effect of the mortal world has been broken, and even the heavenly way has been settled. At today's banquet, you are not allowed to take action." Haotian raised his hand to stop him, but it was obvious that what he said had no binding force on the Chan Sect Golden Immortals.
The surrounding sea of clouds rolled, the divine chain of the laws of heaven shuttled, and the "Heavenly Net Formation" began to activate, locking the time and space position, borrowing the power of the stars in the sky.
"Stop it, today is not the time to understand the cause and effect." Suddenly, the Supreme Lord spoke, and when this was said, the immortals of the Chan Sect were shocked, stopped their actions, and bowed their heads and said:
"I will follow the orders of the master."
The heavenly net disappeared, the murderous aura dissipated, and the frightened immortals sat down at ease.
"Today? It seems that there will be a day of reckoning in the future." Cangqiong sat in the same high position as Kong Xuan.
"It feels that the big boss Cangqiong still made a move without a trace. You see, silence is better than sound. It was obviously him who broke in, but the owner of this place, Haotian, personally excused him and defended him. This method: high, really high."
"Cangqiong: 99 points, one point less is afraid that you will be proud. This is the highest realm of the big boss."
On the forum, everyone gave a summary of the players' appearance this time.
"It's peaceful now, isn't it?"
The heavenly court was singing and dancing, the immortals were drinking, the immortal officials were beating the chimes, and Chang'e continued to lead the dance, but it looked like the green leaves around her were withered and listless.
"Namo Hela Dana, Duo La Ye Ye, Namo A Li Ye, Po Lu Jie Di"
This time, the immortals didn't sit still, and there was another strange sound outside the door. The immortals were furious. Three times the limit, is this to make them look bad?
"I can't stand it anymore! I'm not at ease watching the fairy Chang'e dance while drinking a good wine!"
Boom!
The Marshal Tian Peng was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped up and smashed the jade table with one palm. His muscles swelled, he held the nine-toothed rake in his hand, his eyes burst into blood, and he was about to kill.
Meng Loli, Long Shao, and Cang Qiong were shocked. Now there are still people who are not afraid of death? The anger of the immortals has reached the limit.
Haotian and Queen Mother were also furious, even Taishang Laojun frowned, and stopped shaking the banana fan, and began to aim at the visitor. Laojun was angry, and life and death were unpredictable.
"Amitabha, I am the Buddha of the past in Buddhism, Dipankara."
The sound of Sanskrit rose, the goddess scattered flowers, and the monks offered sacrifices, but Dipankara stopped talking halfway, because he saw that the immortals were murderous and had sent out killing weapons. Haotian and Queen Mother were furious, and even Taishang Laojun frowned and wanted to attack.
All the previous bad karma was borne by him alone, and his courage was commendable.
"Maybe this is the Buddhist "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Jiang Ping thought so in his heart and took a bite of the peach.
I'm so sleepy, sleep, sleep