How Can One Become an Immortal if One Is so Lazy?

Chapter 9

Closer, closer.

Finally, the giant tiger slowly came to the giant tree where Heiyang and his friends were hiding.

The two people on the tree had already held their breath and concentrated, muttering in their hearts: "Yes, yes, just like that, move your legs and keep moving forward.

Go, go, just leave like this, never look back... Grass (a kind of plant)!"

Under the gaze of the two, the giant tiger suddenly stopped, just next to the giant tree where Heiyang and his friends were hiding.

In an instant, the blood pressure of the two people soared rapidly.

[Heiyang: I'm so upset! ]

[Hongli: Ah, this, I think we can still rescue... right? ]

[Heiyang: At this point, we can only activate Plan 2! ]

[Hongli: Seriously? ]

[Heiyang: Otherwise? ]

[Hongli: That's right, well, let's fight...]

[Hongli, Heiyang: Someone is coming! 】

"Good boy, good boy, you got there before my master."

A middle-aged man in a Taoist robe came out with a smile, and gently stroked the tiger's forehead with his palm, and the tiger showed an expression of enjoyment.

"You must have enjoyed a lot of food these days, and you have taken so many young and strong boys and girls with vigorous blood, so your strength has improved rapidly."

The middle-aged man showed a sinister smile: "Finally, my efforts during this period have not been in vain. As expected, the temptation of becoming an immortal is extraordinary.

I just mentioned that I like to eat chicken, and "inadvertently" said that there is a spiritual chicken coop in the forest outside the city.

Those people rushed to send themselves into the tiger's mouth just to please me. It's really lamentable and ridiculous, hahaha."

"Roar, roar, roar..."

The giant tiger saw its master laughing, and it also opened its mouth and smiled foolishly, but the fishy wind in its mouth made the middle-aged man feel a little uncomfortable.

If he hadn't been brainwashing the tiger since he was a child, he wouldn't have dared to tame the king of beasts as a slave.

However, when he thought that if the plan succeeded, he would have a loyal Qi Refining tiger as a thug, the middle-aged man felt a burning heat in his heart.

"The people from the Five Elements Sect will come to recruit disciples soon. Before that, I have to withdraw from the Five Colors City first, otherwise they will definitely find out."

The middle-aged man stretched out his finger: "But don't worry, there will probably be more blood food for you to enjoy in the next month.

After all, I spread the news that as long as you can catch the spirit chicken, you can worship me as your master. Those who are waiting and watching will probably be restless, hehe.

Of course, more people means more danger. Remember to keep your eyes open and pick those who are alone or weak. Do you understand!"

"Roar!"

The giant tiger nodded his big head, indicating that he remembered everything.

"Very good, in the next month, I will stay in the city to stabilize those people, you just wait quietly for the blood food to come to the door..."

Under the tree, the middle-aged man patiently told the giant tiger various precautions.

On the tree, two pairs of big eyes stared at each other in confusion.

[Heiyang: Hiss, I heard some incredible news. ]

[Hongli: That guy in a Taoist robe, could it be the immortal called "Jinchengzi"? ]

[Heiyang: What the hell is Jinchengzi, people call it out of the forest! ]

[Hongli: Is there a difference? ]

[Heiyang: Uh, no...]

[Hongli: Isn't it over then? ]

[Heiyang: So what do you think about this? ]

[Hongli: I'll just lie on the tree and watch, what else can I do? Didn't I hear that guy say that the giant tiger's realm is about to catch up with him? ]

[Hongli: What does this mean? It means that guy is stronger than the giant tiger. Combined with the previous news, he should have officially entered the Qi Refining stage of cultivation. It is far beyond the ability of you and me to deal with! ]

[Heiyang: That makes sense, so continue to hide? ]

[Hongli: Hide! Keep calm, watch the spirit chicken in your arms, don't let it make any noise to implicate us! ]

[Heiyang: Don't worry, it has been strangled to death! ]

[Hongli: You are worthy of it! ]

Time gradually approached noon. Heiyang and Hongli also lay on the tree for the whole morning. The noon sun melted the snow on the tree and wet their clothes.

It was uncomfortable to stick to the body, but I had to endure it!

At this moment, Heiyang seemed to be standing on the playground in his previous life, listening to the principal's speech under the scorching sun: I will briefly talk about three points, each of which is divided into eight small points...

I waited and waited, and finally waited for Jinchengzi to finish his words, and finally concluded: "Well, I'll go back first. If you stay out for too long, it may arouse their suspicion. You must remember to be careful!"

"Roar--"

The giant tiger nodded stiffly. I don't know if it was an illusion, but Heiyang felt that it also looked "liberated"-as expected, even if it was a different world, was it the same torment when listening to the leader's speech?

So, under the common expectation of the two people and the tiger, Shangdiaozi left gently, just as he came gently, waving his sleeves, leaving a pile of spit...

Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other, and the giant tiger was indeed ready to get up and leave. It was finally time for them to run away!

But at this moment, a conversation was heard not far away, coming from far away and approaching here...

[Hongli: Someone is coming again...]

[Heiyang: My autobiography: "Degenerate Childhood", "Degenerate Youth", "My Years in the Tree"]

[Hongli: Don't forget to publish the last book: "Starving to Death"]

Chapter 11: A chaotic escape

As expected, the conversation also attracted the attention of the giant tiger. It stopped its steps and turned to look to the side.

A girl with a chubby face split the branches with two swords: "Qiao Qiao, I have a feeling that there will be a big discovery here. Maybe the spiritual chicken that the forest fairy wants is here!"

"Hui Hui, wait for me. Don't leave so fast. You may encounter danger!"

Behind the chubby face was a short-haired girl. Compared with the former's jumpiness, the short-haired girl looked calmer: "And it snowed heavily yesterday. It would be bad if you accidentally stepped on the trap buried by the hunter."

"Oh, the hunter's trap is used to deal with livestock."

The chubby face was not He danced with his sword with interest: "But we are human beings, and we won't foolishly jump into the trap. It's okay! Doesn't what I said make sense?"

"Well..."

"That's it, even Qiao Qiao agrees with me, so we...

Well? Qiao Qiao, why is your voice suddenly a little rough, is your throat hoarse?"

The chubby-faced man turned back curiously, but only saw the short-haired girl's face full of panic: "Just now, I didn't speak, you... behind you!"

"Ah?"

The chubby-faced man turned his head in confusion and was stunned in the same place for a moment.

A nearly three-meter-tall giant tiger was looking at them with a playful look. It was just lunch time, and the food jumped into its mouth.

It could see that although the two girls also had some martial arts skills, their realm was definitely not higher than the third level of body forging.

This is not a fat sheep delivered to the mouth, what is a fat sheep delivered to the mouth?

Seeing that they were so frightened by his domineering aura that they dared not move, the giant tiger's face was full of pride. It slowly moved its limbs and approached the two girls, looking like it had them all ready.

[Heiyang: Those two little girls, do they look familiar to you...]

[Hongli: Okay, stop pretending. Your cousin Heihui and my cousin Hongqiao, how can they not look familiar to you? ]

[Heiyang: Oh, how are you related to them? ]

[Hongli: Not very familiar, how about you? ]

[Heiyang: What a coincidence, I am not familiar with them either. ]

[Hongli: Great, then we will quietly watch the giant tiger eat them here, and then find a chance to leave. ]

[Heiyang: What a coincidence, I thought so too. ]

[Hongli: ...]

[Heiyang: ...]

[Hongli: Who the hell are you kidding? The last time Heihui was bullied, which bastard was the one who went to support her with a sword? ]

[Hei Yang: Oh, which bastard was walking hand in hand with Hong Qiao outside during the last rally in the city? ]

[Hong Li: ...]

[Hei Yang: ...]

[Hei Yang: Plan No. 2 ...]

[Hong Li: This is the only way ...]

...

"Hui Hui, come to my side..."

Hong Qiao's face was pale, and her hand holding the weapon was shaking slightly: "Slowly, don't irritate it..."

"No, Sister Qiao Qiao, it's been staring at me..."

Hei Hui's calves were trembling, and her voice was crying: "It's all my fault for being reckless, Sister Qiao Qiao, run quickly, let it, let it eat me first..."

The giant tiger showed a mocking expression, really thinking it couldn't understand human words, these two pieces of meat, don't think of running away: "Roar!"

"Ah!"*2

"Die for me!"

Hong Li jumped down from the tree, shouting fiercely, attracting the attention of the two people and the tiger below.

Under the effect of gravity, the red tassel spear was extremely fast. The giant tiger just turned his head and saw a flash of red light, blood splashing, and a piercing pain on his back.

"Roar!"

The giant tiger turned around quickly and violently, and its tiger claws slapped Hongli who had just landed, bringing up a gust of blood. Compared with Hongli's sneak attack just now, the speed was only faster, not slower!

"Move your claws!"

The sword light flashed, and Heiyang attacked from behind the giant tiger, with a tricky and deadly angle!

The giant tiger's fur exploded instantly, and the tiger's tail swept, swinging at Heiyang behind him like a steel whip.

Everything happened in an instant. Hongli blocked the spear in front of her to resist the attack, and Heiyang's sword blade chopped on the tiger's tail.

"Bang!"

The huge force attacked from both arms, and under one claw, Hongli flew backwards several meters.

The tiger's tail swung at the long sword, and it actually made a sound of metal hitting metal!

"Hah!"

Heiyang's arm veins burst, and the power in his body surged, and he chopped it down with all his strength!

"Shua!"

The tiger's tail broke and flew up, and Heiyang frantically added wounds to the tiger's back.

The tiger roared in pain after its tail was cut off, but it ignored Heiyang's attack and continued to pounce on Hongli who flew backwards - as long as it could get rid of one in one go, it wouldn't be a big deal to kill the other one!

"Brother Heiyang!"

"Sister Hongli!"

The two girls were startled, obviously recognizing the two people who suddenly appeared.

But Heiyang didn't care about these at this time. He struggled to restrain the tiger and shouted at the two girls: "Hurry up and get up, don't get in the way!"

"Good guy, you are really strong..."

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