Chapter 319 The Iron Pot Depends on the Goose

Fuck, Nicholas Goose?

Bai Muye rolled his eyes and curled his lips, completely ignoring the "noble" in the middle. He looked like a cheap goose, how could he be noble?

"Boy, do you have a cigarette?" Nicholas Noble Goose held his wings, stretched out his long neck, and pointed his two nostrils at Bai Muye.

"Big goose, do you think I don't have a pot? Or my cooking skills are not good?" Bai Muye looked at Nicholas Noble Goose with a squint, and several control symbols on his body floated and floated forward little by little.

"Hey, come on, don't people have this sense of humor anymore? One generation is worse than the next!" The goose sighed, twisted its butt to find a chair, jumped up, sat down, and said, "Just tell me why you're here. I'm a kind and enthusiastic goose, and I'm happy to help friends from afar."

Bai Muye looked at the familiar goose and asked, "Do you know the Howling Moon Wolf?"

"Howling Moon Wolf?" The goose lowered its head slightly, thought about it, and used one wing to get a pair of glasses from somewhere and put them on its head, looking at Bai Muye carefully.

Bai Muye: "..."

Lin Zijin: "..."

After the goose put on the glasses, it looked like a wolf grandmother, so funny.

But it looked very serious.

After looking for a long time, Xiaobai almost asked what you were looking at.

The goose said slowly, "Looking at your bloodline, it's quite authentic, pure human bloodline, not like the kind of human-demon hybrid who came back to look for relatives, you should find the Howling Moon Wolf..."

Before it finished speaking, Bai Muye threw out a big iron pot.

It was really big!

It was more than two meters in diameter.

Then, he threw out a stove, and then he carried the big iron pot expressionlessly and placed it on the stove.

Then there was the authentic firewood chopped from the best red pine wood.

Then he started to add water.

The goose went crazy on the spot, damn little bastard, why are you so cruel?

"I know the Howling Moon Wolf. On this planet, there is only one person who can be called the Howling Moon Wolf. Others are called Little Howling Moon Wolf for taboo. That big guy is a god-level demon clan senior. What are you looking for him for?"

Nicholas Noble Goose judged the situation and said quickly and wisely.

Bai Muye had already taken out a fireball talisman and was ready to light it. After hearing what the big goose said, he said lightly: "Tell me about the situation of this god-level senior. All the information you know, you must tell me, otherwise..."

Puff!

The fireball talisman burned directly, hanging in the air, blazing, emitting amazing heat.

Obviously, this is not the kind of fireball talisman that looks good but is useless.

Bai Muye sighed in his heart, it's easy to go from frugality to luxury!

Before, he was reluctant to waste one, but now he can use it as a lighter to light firewood.

The big goose lowered its long neck a little more, looked at Bai Muye, and laughed a few times to show his friendliness.

"If you want to know the information of Senior Xiaoyue Wolf, you really found me! On this planet, if I don't know something, others are even less likely to know it!"

"Big goose, you know, we have limited time, and we don't want to waste it on such meaningless conversations." Bai Muye glanced at the fireball.

The goose was startled, thinking why the little bastard's fireball is still not extinguished? Damn, do the talismans of the talisman master last so long?

Thinking about the control talisman just now, Brother Goose suddenly felt a little dry in the mouth.

"Little girl, do you have any water? You just saw me being chased by two white-eyed leopards, so miserable..."

Lin Zijin expressionlessly brought the bucket of water that had just been poured into the pot and threw it to the goose.

The goose stretched out its wings to catch it, looked at the bucket, then looked at the big pot, and put the bucket of water on the ground again with an expressionless face.

"Senior Howling Moon Wolf is the most powerful demon elder on this planet. He is in seclusion almost all year round. Even I... Nicholas Noble Goose, have only seen him two or three times, one of which..."

Bai Muye said nothing, and directly let the fireball that was about to expire ignite the firewood in the stove, and the flames suddenly burned fiercely.

"Look, look, you're angry now? I'm being brief, okay?" The goose yelled, regretting in his heart.

If it had known this, it would rather run for its life outside.

This is really good, it's just a flying goose hitting the pot!

"Senior Howling Moon Wolf is also the most intelligent and true wise man on this planet. It can be said that this planet can have the current situation, and all kinds of monsters live and work here in peace and contentment. Its contribution is the greatest! No one can compare!"

The goose's conciseness was actually not concise at all. It talked a lot for more than half an hour, and finally told the information about Howling Moon Wolf.

At this time, the water in the pot had already boiled.

It was steaming hot all around.

Bai Muye looked at the fat goose and thought that such a big goose might not fit in one pot!

The goose's scalp tingled at the malicious look, and he looked at Bai Muye and said, "It's agreed, Master... ahem, I'm so cooperative, why are you still looking at me like that? I'm a high-level intelligent creature! Not that pale and superficial goose!"

"Such an intelligent goose, after eating it, I don't know if it will make me a little wiser," Bai Muye looked at the goose with a smile, "What do you think?"

"Go ahead, kid, you asked Senior Howling Moon Wolf, you must have something to ask him, right? If you keep me, I can do a lot for you!"

"Then tell me, what can you do."

"I can lead the way!"

"Besides this?"

"I can also help you introduce you!" The goose was also desperate, no matter whether it could be done or not, it had to bite the bullet and agree first.

Anyway, when we really got in front of Senior Howling Moon Wolf, we were all demons, so there was no way we could side with these two bad kids from the human race, right?

Looking at the boiling pot of water, my heart was chilled.

Bai Muye smiled and nodded: "Okay, big goose, this is what you said! Come, I have a high-tech nano-explosive pill, you eat it, if you dare to play tricks, then I only need a thought... Bang!"

The big goose was so scared that its neck stretched out, its body trembled, and its glasses almost fell off. It looked at Bai Muye: "What?"

"You will turn into a goose." Bai Muye laughed.

"I won't eat it! Goose can be killed, but not humiliated!" The big goose was angry, flapping its wings and rushing up to fight with Bai Muye.

But it was just pretending, jumping off the chair and moving forward two steps before stopping.

A good goose will not suffer a loss in front of it!

For the time being, bear with him, and when you meet Senior Xiaoyue Wolf, everything will be solved!

The big goose swallowed the so-called high-tech nano-pill that Bai Muye took out with injustice.

After swallowing it, he looked at Bai Muye: "Why is it still a little sweet?"

"Of course, we also have to be humane." Bai Muye said seriously.

Lin Zijin on the side couldn't help laughing. There was no high-tech nano-explosive pill. It was clearly an ordinary sugar bean. Brother is really... excellent!

The big goose looked at Bai Muye with despair: "Okay? Are you relieved this time? We can go! Really, it's my bad luck to meet you!"

"Wait..." Bai Muye said, taking out two cabbages from the space ring and throwing them to the big goose, "I am a person who clearly distinguishes between gratitude and resentment. I just said ugly words in advance, but if you do a good job, you will also be rewarded!"

"Fuck? Cabbage? Is this the legendary cabbage?"

The big goose instantly spread its wings and hugged the two cabbages in its arms, revealing the happy expression of a mother goose hugging her own eggs, and tears almost fell from excitement.

This goose is really familiar with the human world. I just don't know where it got all this information from, is it from Senior Howling Moon Wolf?

If so, then this trip... is indeed the right one!

The reason why he made this trip was, on the one hand, because of the child, although the child had nothing to do with him. But watching a little life disappear before it had time to see the wonderful things in this world, he felt uncomfortable after all. On the other hand, he also found in the classics of the Demon Talisman Sect that the major races in the ancient times actually had their own brilliant civilizations!

It was a super interstellar era with all kinds of races!

The giants, elves, humans, and demons were all under the same starry sky, enjoying the various wonderful things in this world.

These are all high-level intelligent races. Although the human race has a certain degree of advantage, it is not an absolute overlord.

Powerful demon cultivators also have the terrifying ability to traverse the starry sky. Strong giants are naturally strong and can possess terrifying abilities without much practice. The mysterious elves have a control over nature beyond the imagination of modern people.

But all of this disappeared in the long river of time with the annihilation of the previous civilization.

If it weren't for the many books of the Demon Talisman Sect, Bai Muye would have no way of knowing these.

Then through several wars after humans migrated to Andromeda, it can be found that the ancient civilization... does not seem to be completely extinct.

It seems... there are still some fires left in the world.

But it is difficult to find out the truth from the secretive language in modern human history.

So he wanted to go out and take a look to confirm whether there are still demons in the world today. What is the reason why they don't contact today's humans?

The upper echelons of the empire really don't know their existence at all?

Or is there some kind of agreement between the two sides.

Don't bother each other?

In the modern history of mankind, the Three Kingdoms War and the invasion of the gods seven or eight thousand years ago were described in great detail.

The demon race was almost never mentioned. But is the truth of the matter really like this?

Bai Muye was deeply skeptical about this.

He knew one thing: too many top-level talisman materials came from the demon race.

For example, the goose in front of us, some of its feathers, if used to make talisman pens, are absolutely first-class quality!

If we can take advantage of this opportunity to open up a channel for mutual trade with the demon clan... that would be great!

In the unmanned aircraft, Bai Muye and Lin Zijin sat in the back, and the big goose sat in the front to point the way.

Facing the advanced intelligence, the big goose seemed very curious, chatting with the advanced intelligence.

The advanced intelligence responded one sentence at a time, and also asked back questions, in this way, recording all kinds of information about the big goose.

The speed of the aircraft was very fast, and the big goose was very envious and said: "This kind of thing is really good... It's like the warships and chariots of ancient times."

Bai Muye glanced at it: "Do you want it?"

The big goose glanced at Bai Muye and felt that almost nothing good came out of the mouth of this bad boy. It held the two cabbages in its arms, and although it was salivating, it was reluctant to eat them, and was going to take them back to honor its parents.

"Will you give it to me?" the goose asked cautiously.

"It's impossible to give it to me, don't even think about it in this life." Bai Muye said.

"Screw you!" The goose was a little annoyed.

What are you doing here?

"However, you can exchange it with something, but this kind of aircraft is expensive, and I can't be fooled by a broken one." Bai Muye said.

The goose said: "We are all very poor, what can we exchange?"

"No, you are full of treasures." Bai Muye said.

"Damn, you want the goose to sell his body in exchange for your broken thing? Don't even think about it! The goose is not that kind of goose!" Although the goose has bowed to the evil forces, he feels that the most basic bottom line and integrity cannot be lost.

The key is that you just say it, this little bastard, why are you watching me swallow my saliva?

The goose stews himself for you, and then exchanges you for an aircraft?

You can't sacrifice yourself to honor the old goose at home, right?

"No, no, no, I won't stew you." Bai Muye smiled, just a few feathers on your wings.

Huh!

The goose let out a long breath and said with a generous face: "How many?"

Even if this thing is not given to people, it will occasionally fall off, and it will fall more when fighting. Anyway, it can grow back later, so it's really not a pity to have this thing.

Bai Muye said: "One hundred."

"I..." The goose almost choked on his breath, "Do you want me to be shirtless? That kind of undignified thing... I will never agree to it!"

"Are you stupid? Do you have to pluck feathers from yourself? Why don't you go find other geese? Find your brothers and sisters!" Bai Muye said: "Think about it carefully, just a hundred big feathers on the wings, in exchange for such a top-level aircraft, you are not profitable? A huge profit, right?"

"Are you sure? A hundred big feathers on the wings can exchange for such an aircraft?" The goose looked at Bai Muye with suspicion, it always felt that there was some conspiracy here.

God knows if this aircraft will fly away by itself, or suddenly turn into a big iron pot.

Damn, I've been traumatized by this little thing!

"Of course, but the premise must be the best feather, the one you are most satisfied with!" Bai Muye emphasized.

"This deal... seems to be worth it." The goose muttered to himself.

"Of course it's worth it!" Bai Muye looked at the goose with encouragement.

Lin Zijin sat quietly and watched, and was already in awe of him.

I thought to myself that my brother is really amazing!

Just like that, he tricked this top-level talisman pen material over?

It seems that the goose still thinks he has taken a huge advantage?

This goose looks timid and cunning, but in fact, its realm is really not low!

This is a goose with at least the strength of a master. The previous black panthers were all at a similar realm.

The goose was able to escape easily from the pursuit of the black panthers, and finally ran to them. I'm afraid that the main reason was that it wanted to find out their intentions, not that it couldn't escape the pursuit of the black panthers.

Therefore, the feathers on its body can be made into a grandmaster-level talisman pen.

Such a finished talisman pen is already a sky-high price. Although it can't be exchanged for a ship-borne aircraft, ten pens... can definitely be exchanged for one!

The key is that my brother even robbed the starship... No, no, they were all given by others.

So this deal is not a loss no matter how you look at it!

Bai Muye looked at the goose and continued: "Of course, if there are feathers from an old goose with a higher realm than you, I can also provide you with some cabbage as encouragement!"

"Cabbage?" The goose's eyes became extremely bright, and it seemed that it was more interested in cabbage than in this aircraft!

After all, the aircraft is a means of transportation, a big toy, but cabbage... cabbage is the ultimate delicacy that the entire goose family dreams of!

There is no comparison between the two.

"Well, if you can provide something better, I can even... give you a handful of cabbage seeds!" Bai Muye said seriously, "You know, this thing can grow cabbage."

The goose glanced at Bai Muye and said, "This thing is not valuable in your human world, right? I heard that in order to express that something is very cheap, it is described as cabbage price..."

Fuck!

This damn goose!

It's so hard to cheat.

Bai Muye rolled his eyes and said, "Are the feathers on your body valuable? You will lose a lot of them when you fight, right?"

"Tsk... What you said makes sense. Okay, I agree to this deal. After meeting Senior Howling Moon Wolf, I will take you to the Goose Tribe! You can choose by yourself at that time! Whoever's feathers you like, we will pluck them! Whoever doesn't cooperate will affect the Goose Tribe's future thousand-year plan! They can't bear this crime." Nicholas Noble Goose said confidently.

But in his heart, he was thinking: It seems that I can't report you to Senior Howling Moon Wolf, but as long as you get to the Goose Tribe, you two little humans will let Grandpa Goose do whatever he wants?

At this time, the aircraft came to a huge snow mountain, and the big goose said seriously: "We are here, you wait here first, I have to go to see Senior Howling Moon Wolf first, remember, you must wait here, young people, don't lack that little patience. Do you understand?"

Bai Muye nodded: "Don't worry, we will wait for you here."

The aircraft slowly landed, and the big goose took out a pair of big sunglasses that he DIYed from his pocket, put them on his head, and then took out ski poles and skis.

After fully armed, he sang a whoosh, twisted his butt, and slid forward quickly on the undulating snow.

After a while, he came to the foot of the snow mountain. I don't know what he said. Soon, a barrier like water waves appeared there.

Then, the goose turned back and said to Bai Muye and Lin Zijin excitedly: "What luck! What luck! Senior Xiaoyue Wolf actually wants to see you! Really, I don't know what to say. Even I have never... ahem, I have only seen..."

"Okay, okay, lead the way." Bai Muye waved his hand and interrupted the boastful goose.

He and Lin Zijin looked at each other, then held hands, slapped out two flying talismans, and flew slowly over there.

The goose ate a mouthful of dog food, and was full of resentment-do you only need that flying talisman? Don't you know that what the goose wants most is to experience the feeling of flying?

Unscrupulous bad boy!

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