I Really Want To Hit The Street

I, Li Mingyue, the legendary protagonist, join the film and television investment system, and get a tenfold rebate on lost money! It’s not easy to make money making a movie, but isn’t it easy to lose money? I randomly found a smart guy among my classmates to be the director, but I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of my nightmare. "It was promised that martial arts movies would be bad, but your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon will directly open up the international market and start making money?" "It's also a science fiction blockbuster. "Shanghai Fortress" lost three small targets, but your "The Wandering Earth" has a box office of five billion?" "We promised that the audience is tired of watching Xianxia? Did you say that "The Legend of Shushan" has become the pinnacle of Xianxia movies?" "We promised that there would be no market for cartoons in China, but your "Magic Boy" raked in 6 billion?" … "Mr. Su You, as a super new star director who created an era, how do you evaluate your boss?" "It is the greatest honor in my life to meet a boss like Mingyue. She may not have a deep understanding of movies, but she will give us unconditional trust; she may not understand movies, but her insight into the market is what I I admire them all; she is a good boss. Without her, I would not be where I am today, and there would be no "The Wandering Earth"." Li Mingyue: Su You, you really deserve to die!

The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"

"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?" Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online. "Try it on the other side." "It is recommended to reincarnate again." "To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups." Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change. Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears. "In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?" Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly; "I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"

A riffraff king with an arrogant personality, who accidentally crossed into a parallel space, turned into a crime squad agent. The huge change of identity caused him to turn the police station into trouble. However, a wicked adventure system has allowed him to solve strange cases repeatedly and become a detective! PS: Produced by Kuanghai Wanghu, reliable quality, and childish.

[No heroine, no emotional line, no ambiguity, a lot of private settings, a comprehensive world view, I am an organization. 】 [There is a story about an undercover police officer with real wine, there is a possibility of death for the red party, and both Bourbon and Scotland are real wine] “Name.” “Osamu Dazai.” “gender.” “A man without a doubt.” “age.” “14.” “The code name of the Black Organization.” “Cahor.” “Why did you join the Black Organization?” “Well, because I’m the adopted son of that gentleman.” [This article is also known as Osamu Dazai of COS. I recognized a thief as a father in the Conan crew. I am not disqualified in this world. I am full of fighting skills. I appeared in Japan the next second at the comic exhibition and became a three-year-old slaughter] [There will be other vests. ][The elegant party and the gangsters stay away from me][Writing to play, don’t gangster]

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system. Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate. Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded. Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing. Good news: I have just two words! The concert begins. Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage? The end of the concert. Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing. Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! ! After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm. ——He chose to have five children with his partner! [Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

Kejin traveled to an era of chaotic games, where everyone believed in the idea of using money to buy happiness. Game companies were in chaos, and various methods of defrauding and forcing people to gain money were endless. Countless games could even steal money, but still give it back to players. A card drawing simulator was released. As a fan of games in his previous life, Kejin suddenly felt that the sky was dark. Fortunately, he got the Zero Krypton game production system! As long as players don't spend money, they can get the ultimate reward of the "Complete Collection of Game Design Plans"! Not spending money? Isn’t this easy to handle? Give me MengMeng benefits! Give away 50 consecutive cigarettes during the high summer temperatures! Get 100 draws on the second day after the server is launched! Since the daily active users of this game have reached 50, a set of cool skins originally priced at 999 will be given away! The sister-in-law who planned it has just turned 17 years, 3 months and 7 days old, and hereby distributes 50,000 crystals! My sincerity has almost filled the players. After all, no one will be interested anymore, right? Secretary: Mr. Ke, good news! The new game we just launched has already achieved sales of over 100 million on the first day! Ke Jin: Huh? What kind of good news is this? No, what about the other one? Then the game will give away 100-99 vouchers when the game is launched. Is the sales volume very poor? The secretary looked at the boss's expectant face in confusion and said: They shouted something about a company with a conscience, or it would go bankrupt if it didn't pay, and so on, so they charged it up. That game has sold 100 million copies worldwide. Congratulations on making 100 million! "..." At 3:30 that night, Ke Jin was lying in bed, unable to sleep, and sent a message: Please stop cheating, you are really hurting me... Player: Got it, Mr. Ke said that life is hard, brothers, please increase your efforts! Charge me!

Zhuke traveled to 1995, and the release of “Toy Story” was imminent, and the Internet era was about to begin. “Harry Potter”, “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “Fast and Furious”, “Avengers” and so on, there is always one you are familiar with. Rebirth Hollywood, to be a dashing traverser.

After traveling to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts the game by obtaining a career in life. When he obtains the student career, he says: "No woman in my heart, learn from nature!" When he obtains the chef career, he says: "I don't cook to pick up girls!" When he obtains the writer career, he says: "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!" But as he obtains more careers, Kamishiro Hakufeng always feels that something is wrong with this career game. ...... Cold school beauty: You'd better not be! Muggle sister: I don't eat beef! (Smells so good) Genius sickly literary girl: "Love Letter" "Eat Your Pancreas"... So these are all confession novels he wrote to me?