This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

The rich second generation of Chuming fell into the middle of his family. When he was destitute, he occasionally acquired the ancient martial arts system. System task: Carry forward the ancient martial arts refining technique in the shortest time. Therefore, Chu Ming chose to publish the new book “Ancient Wushu Exercises” on the novel website, and published the content of the exercises in chapters. Someone tried it out according to the chapters, and it turned out. The whole Huaxia was boiling, and the book Guwu Refining Body was quickly on the hot search list. However, unexpectedly, the book was discovered by Hongmeng Organization and was encrypted by the highest SSS level that day. The author of this book, Chu Ming, became the most mysterious ancient martial master.

“Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”

What should I do if my girlfriend is too strong? A keeps going over! This is the story of the protagonist while stirring up the wind and the rain in the future of a certain time and space, while fighting wits and courage with his girlfriend. Recreation, daily life, dog food!

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead] Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled. In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head. In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete: "Task number: 002." "Task code: Cicada." "Task content: Save all mankind." "Task executor: Jiang Bai." "Task in progress..."

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

A riffraff king with an arrogant personality, who accidentally crossed into a parallel space, turned into a crime squad agent. The huge change of identity caused him to turn the police station into trouble. However, a wicked adventure system has allowed him to solve strange cases repeatedly and become a detective! PS: Produced by Kuanghai Wanghu, reliable quality, and childish.

He was born again. This is not terrible. It is not terrible to cross the world where mutant bugs run around. The point is … he regenerated a panda, and also obtained a moe selling system. A panda’s heart collapsed, and his life was gone. He obviously broke the table, but he had to upgrade by selling moe! People all over the world are excited! The marshal’s companion beast’s combat effectiveness is invincible, and all the peculiar mutated insects will be killed by one claw! What’s more … it’s so cute. The rumor said that the panda was holding the Grand Marshal’s leg slowly and slowly, and showed the Marshal with the barely visible wound on his paw, grieving, “It hurts, I’m injured.” 【Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host selling moe, get three points selling moe value. 】 The Field Marshal is expressionless, and a panda that can blow a group of insects with a single punch can do nothing good. Who knows that the panda looked up and asked with poor eyes, what taste does bamboo have today?

What should I do after going to bed at the beginning? Wait online, it's urgent. ... Passerby A: "Chen Mo is the most popular singer ever!" Passerby B: "Impossible, Chen Mo is the most powerful acting actor!" Passerby C: "You're not right. Chen Mo is the most talented screenwriter." Passerby: "To play, Chen Moke is the only master director with a cumulative box office of more than 100 billion yuan!" ... Chen Mo said, "How can a screenwriter who can't sing and act become a good director?"

Lin Mo traveled through time, and was also bound to a [Talent Anchor System]. As long as the popularity is higher, it can be exchanged for various talents. With this system in hand, Lin Mo started the live broadcast as a [teaching anchor]. It's just that he found that his water friend seemed a little "dangerous". I taught the water friends to draw by myself, and after seeing his extraordinary painting skills, the water friends sent out bullet screens one by one. "Anchor, you are so awesome, can you teach us how to draw US dollars?" For the effect of the program, Lin Mo began to teach everyone how to draw US dollars on the spot. It's just that after the painting was finished, the fans started to revel. "Boss Lin, I want to do it with you." "Mr. Lin, I know where there is color-changing ink. When do you think I will be included in the gang?" "What gang? We are a company, Mr. Lin. I'm in printing and have ten years of work experience." "Mr. Lin, I was short-sighted before, and my dog's eyes looked down on people. I beg you to bring me one!" ... Looking at the words of the water friends, when Lin Mo was about to say something, a burst of news made him completely confused. "Internet Police No. 300174 has followed you!" "Internet Police No. 25447 has followed you!!" ...

Easy, entertaining and funny story: all-round artist + funny + many women + variety show + face slapping + singing + acting... Zhong Mo just traveled to Blue Star and was participating in the variety show "Star Career Challenge", but he was facing a hell mode where he could be beaten at any time. Fresh meat? Sissy? Can't sing or dance? The entertainment supreme macho system teaches you how to be a man in minutes. "Ding, host strength +200!" "Ding, host gets two titanium alloy kidneys!" "Ding, host gets 8% of Jiali Company's shares!" "Ding, host gets a marriage contract!" ... Zhong Mo looked at the five beautiful fiancées in front of him, all of whom were popular in the entertainment industry, and cried to his cousin Da Mimi in the distance: "I am kind, but the system insists on arranging marriages."

When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience... Entertainment dies in prosperity. Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry. He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then—— Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;... Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar! Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming! Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island". Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time. Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.

Yang Yiyun, a mortal at the bottom layer, occasionally obtained the Supreme Treasure Universe Pot, and was inherited from the wild immortals. Since then, he has stepped into the path of cultivation. Medical skills, martial arts, and immortal methods have blossomed. The story of becoming a god.