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Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture. "How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?" In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying, I almost cried in front of the camera, "I'm really not the kind of person you think" "In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book." "Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..." "What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said: "Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

A third-rate painter in the past life, and a chaebol in this life. I thought it was a rebirth flow, but it turned out to be a system flow. I wanted to rely on myself, but you let me use a plug-in. “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in to Mao Lilan. You will be rewarded with a Dacheng-level “Karate”, which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in Gin Wine, and a reward of [Servant Contract], which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations to Suzuki Ayako for successfully signing in, and you will be rewarded with a copy of “Cash Capability”, which the host can receive at any time.”

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Su Chen, who was originally a food anchor, found himself the boss of a pre-prepared food company that was about to go bankrupt after traveling through time. In order to pay back the last part of the employee's subsidy, Su Chen decided to cook by himself to pay off the debt! Fatty but not greasy braised pork, sweet and delicious Longjing shrimp Salty and sweet tofu brain, and long-lost ancient dishes As one delicious dish after another was placed on the table of the employee cafeteria, the few remaining employees in the company were shocked! "Boss, I have a reunion with old classmates tomorrow. Can it be held in our company? Give me money!" "Boss Su, my mother-in-law's birthday is coming. Thank you for your hard work... You can pay more!" "Boss! I have a classmate who said he wants to come to our company to work. It doesn't matter if he gets paid or not. The main thing is to give him employee meals!" A few months later. Su Chen sat in his boss chair, looking at the office area that was originally equipped with desks, which has now become a dining table, and it is full of seats. "I... just wanted to pay off that little debt, how did I turn the company into a restaurant?" As Su Chen continued to make various delicacies, until one day, a letter from afar made Su Chen fall into deep thought "Boss Su, thank you for the reception of foreign guests this time."

Wen runs a game company on the verge of bankruptcy, which is a very developed game industry... The quality of the games produced by well-known companies is comparable to reality, and each masterpiece is carefully carved into the ninth art. However, he found that these games are all powerful, the enemy is weak, and brainless pushes can be easily clear... There is no underworld game in the whole world? In this way, where can you enjoy the 'happiness' of the game! For a cool game, it is impossible to get real 'happiness'. He decided to let the players of the world enjoy the 'happiness' of the game." I don't know why this game is obviously so depressed and played so much, but I just can't stop!" " Please be a person!!" Since then, there has been an additional underworld game producer in the world.

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

In the island country, Tokyo Metropolitan Area, the classroom of Class B of Toyonosaki Private High School’s second-year group, as usual, ushered in the roar of students. “My lord priest, my lord priest, let’s explore the campus strange talk together!” “what!!!”

【Invincible + Funny + Daily + No Sword】 China can no longer accommodate him, so he is thrown abroad. The protagonist does nothing, charges for toilets in the school, sells the school online, steals classmates' red bellybands, cheats black market swindlers, robs the black market, carries a sack to catch strange beasts, sells the superior's car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have SSS-level superpowers? Sorry, all my superpowers are above SSS, and I can improve my superpowers to above SSS.

Zhuke traveled to 1995, and the release of “Toy Story” was imminent, and the Internet era was about to begin. “Harry Potter”, “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “Fast and Furious”, “Avengers” and so on, there is always one you are familiar with. Rebirth Hollywood, to be a dashing traverser.

Lin Mo traveled through time, and was also bound to a [Talent Anchor System]. As long as the popularity is higher, it can be exchanged for various talents. With this system in hand, Lin Mo started the live broadcast as a [teaching anchor]. It's just that he found that his water friend seemed a little "dangerous". I taught the water friends to draw by myself, and after seeing his extraordinary painting skills, the water friends sent out bullet screens one by one. "Anchor, you are so awesome, can you teach us how to draw US dollars?" For the effect of the program, Lin Mo began to teach everyone how to draw US dollars on the spot. It's just that after the painting was finished, the fans started to revel. "Boss Lin, I want to do it with you." "Mr. Lin, I know where there is color-changing ink. When do you think I will be included in the gang?" "What gang? We are a company, Mr. Lin. I'm in printing and have ten years of work experience." "Mr. Lin, I was short-sighted before, and my dog's eyes looked down on people. I beg you to bring me one!" ... Looking at the words of the water friends, when Lin Mo was about to say something, a burst of news made him completely confused. "Internet Police No. 300174 has followed you!" "Internet Police No. 25447 has followed you!!" ...

[No heroine, no emotional line, no ambiguity, a lot of private settings, a comprehensive world view, I am an organization. 】 [There is a story about an undercover police officer with real wine, there is a possibility of death for the red party, and both Bourbon and Scotland are real wine] “Name.” “Osamu Dazai.” “gender.” “A man without a doubt.” “age.” “14.” “The code name of the Black Organization.” “Cahor.” “Why did you join the Black Organization?” “Well, because I’m the adopted son of that gentleman.” [This article is also known as Osamu Dazai of COS. I recognized a thief as a father in the Conan crew. I am not disqualified in this world. I am full of fighting skills. I appeared in Japan the next second at the comic exhibition and became a three-year-old slaughter] [There will be other vests. ][The elegant party and the gangsters stay away from me][Writing to play, don’t gangster]

During the late night rescue operation. The young surgeon caught the system and began a strange life. “Ding Dong! Reward 3,000 broken finger replants!” "Ding Dong! Five thousand heart bypass surgery sold for half the price." Brain tumor refueling package! “Looking at your excellent performance recently, and after a systematic evaluation, you will give up the system lab – “What? This broken system is so great that it can not only do surgery, but also do scientific research? Well, let’s go to the climax of life like this