Chapter 205 The Scapegoat
If this matter had been planned earlier, Ye Chengzong and Lin Qiaozhu could have been notified in advance, and then they could have just put on a show.
The key is to pretend to be dead to deal with Yin Tianzi, which was proposed by the empress temporarily.
At that time, Ye Xuan and Su Mengli were both in the coffin. They could not do anything at all, and could not notify outsiders.
If the two of them broke out of the coffin at that time, Yin Tianzi, who was observing in the dark, would definitely not appear again, wouldn't that be a failure?
Ye Xuan didn't want to see his parents so sad, but his parents' sadness could eliminate a scourge of the human race and avoid the death of at least millions of people in the future.
This is actually a very cost-effective deal! So, he could only wrong his parents.
Fortunately, his parents had taken the awakening fruit, and their physiques were much stronger than ordinary people. Even if they were sad for a while, it was no big deal.
At this moment, Lin Qiaozhu cried more and more, and a long clear snot was pulled from her nostrils, and then under the influence of gravity, it continued to slide down slowly, and the target was Ye Xuan's face.
Although Ye Xuan was pretending to be dead, his perception was still there. Feeling such a long clear snot about to touch his face, Ye Xuan's body suddenly tensed up.
At this moment, he was a corpse, and he couldn't hide even if he wanted to. If he accidentally made a noise and was seen by his parents, and they screamed, then something would definitely happen, and Yin Tianzi would definitely not show up.
Therefore, although Ye Xuan felt very disgusted, he couldn't hide, and could only continue...
Fortunately, this did not happen in the end. Ye Chengzong used his sleeve to help Lin Qiaozhu wipe off the long clear snot.
Then he said, "Okay, you're not careful. You almost soiled your son's body. Let's stop here today and go back."
Lin Qiaozhu's face changed and said, "No, I want to cry for a while!"
Ye Chengzong interrupted, "Cry? Even if you cry for seven days and seven nights, can your son be resurrected? Don't cry, let's go. He is a hero. Let him go smoothly."
Ye Chengzong said, and directly carried the reluctant Lin Qiaozhu out of the Jinbei car and walked back.
Ye Xue saw it and said, "My brother and sister-in-law's funeral will be left to you. I will go back to comfort my parents."
"Don't worry, we will do everything well!"
Ye Chengzong helped Lin Qiaozhu back to the bedroom, and then closed the door with a snap.
Lin Qiaozhu's eyes were blurred with tears: "Ye Chengzong, what's wrong with you? I want to see my son for a while, what's wrong? Don't you want to live with him anymore? If you don't want to live with him anymore, then divorce!"
Ye Chengzong slapped his forehead and said, "Look at my son for a while longer? If I look at him again, something bad will happen!"
Lin Qiaozhu said angrily: "What can happen? My son is dead, what bigger thing can happen?"
Ye Chengzong looked at his wife and said, "Isn't it a bigger thing if my son resurrects his corpse?"
Lin Qiaozhu said angrily: "I want my son to resurrect his corpse, even if he really becomes a zombie, it's better than being dead!"
Ye Chengzong almost laughed out of anger: "Then our What if the son is not dead? "
Lin Qiaozhu was stunned: "What do you mean by this?"
Ye Chengzong said lightly: "Stop crying? Don't divorce?"
Lin Qiaozhu said anxiously: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, if you have something to say, fart quickly!"
Ye Chengzong saw that his wife was getting angry, and hurriedly said: "Just when your snot was about to flow onto the son's face, I saw that the son's body moved a little."
Lin Qiaozhu was stunned: "What do you mean? Is the son really resurrected?"
Ye Chengzong tapped Lin Qiaozhu's forehead and said: "You were very smart when playing mahjong, why are you so stupid now? The son and daughter-in-law should not be dead, they are pretending to be dead, maybe there is something Purpose!" Lin Qiaozhu looked straight at Ye Chengzong and said, "Are you serious? But why didn't my son tell us about such a big thing?" Ye Chengzong explained, "It may be a task from above. They used fake death to complete a certain plan and achieve a certain purpose. They didn't tell us, maybe to make it more realistic. After all, if we knew the truth, we might not act so realistically." After listening to Ye Chengzong's words, Lin Qiaozhu clenched his right hand into a fist: "Why are we so unlucky? A daughter was born, and you almost got gastroenteritis. A son was born, and he pretended to be dead to scare us. I... I was about to collapse completely just now!" Ye Chengzong spread his hands and said, "I told you a long time ago that both of us have practiced our main account, and you don't want to open a small account!" Lin Qiaozhu was about to say something, but Ye Xue walked in, her eyes red, and said, "Dad, Mom, what are you talking about?" Lin Qiaozhu looked at her daughter and said, "There is no one outside, right?" Ye Xue explained, "No one, they sent my brother and sister-in-law to the cemetery." Lin Qiaozhu listened and said, "It's good that there is no one, Xiaoxue, go and close the bedroom door." Ye Xue was a little puzzled, but her parents were so sad, how could she refuse? Therefore, she went to close the door. As soon as the door was closed, Lin Qiaozhu and Ye Chengzong rushed up. "Ice Palm!" "Fire Palm!" Under the two worlds of ice and fire, Ye Xue was subdued by her parents and pressed on the bed. Lin Qiaozhu spanked Ye Xue's buttocks. Ye Xue was stunned. She said angrily, "Mom, what are you doing? My brother is dead, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"
Lin Qiaozhu said angrily: "You are crazy! You are a softie, a black-hearted person. It's fine that you cheated me and your father before, but this time you actually teamed up and lied to us that your brother was dead. I must beat you up!" Ye Xue immediately said: "My brother is dead, really dead, Dad, why are you fooling around with my mother? Are you crazy? Are you all crazy? Wuwuwu... My brother is dead, my parents are crazy, what should I do..." Lin Qiaozhu became even angrier, and slapped Ye Xue on the butt again, saying: "Are you still pretending to be stupid? Tell me, how can a dead person move? Your dad saw it with his own eyes, your brother's body moved a little." Ye Xue said affirmatively: "You must be too sad and hallucinating! It can't be true." At this moment, Ye Chengzong said: "Okay, it seems that your daughter abides by the rules above. If you are not allowed to say it, you will never say it even if you are beaten to death. Hey, this daughter, I have raised her for nothing! Our family does not welcome you, go out and live in a hotel by yourself!" Lin Qiaozhu also said: "That's right, get out quickly, unfilial daughter!"