He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!

Chapter 1 [1] My Best Friend Is Actually a School Beauty Dressed as a Man? !

Zhonghai, Baiyang Street Light Rail Station.

Tang Feng, dressed in casual clothes, stood quietly at the exit.

He was waiting for someone.

To be precise, he was waiting for a big brother who he had known online for a long time but had never met.

It was the first time to meet online friends offline. Thinking about it, I was a little excited.

Just when Tang Feng had been waiting for a while and was bored, a tall, thin, fair-looking boy from the crowd who got off the light rail station seemed to have discovered something. He waved his hand towards Tang Feng in the crowd, his face full of excitement.

Found the target!

Tang Feng naturally also found the other party. While his eyes lit up, he was a little surprised.

That's not right. The person he wanted to meet in person usually spoke quite masculine online. He sounded like a tough guy. Why did he look like a little bottom in real life?

"Mr. Feng?"

"What the hell?"

The two of them came together and spoke at the same time.

Both parties called each other by their online nicknames. Tang Feng was naturally Young Master Feng, while the brother on the other side was called "Xindong Handsome Boy".

Of course, Tang Feng usually liked to call the other party "Diaomao".

Well, the identity was confirmed, and it was definitely the silly and cool netizen who played games with him on weekdays.

"Fuck, it's really you, Diaomao. When I heard your voice, I thought you were a macho man. Why are you so effeminate in real life?"

After confirming the other party's identity, Tang Feng teased and punched the other party in the chest.

Standard procedure for old friends to meet.

However, after this punch, Tang Feng felt that the feel was not right.

How could this big man's chest be so big and soft, like a water balloon.

But it felt really good.

"Hey~ what are you doing, young master!?"

The big brother seemed to be shocked by Tang Feng's sudden action, and quickly crossed his arms and took a step back.

When he stepped back, his cheeks were still red, and his watery eyes stared at Tang Feng, as if he was looking at a bad guy.

That little look made Tang Feng's heart beat.

Oh my god, this big brother, is he really a little submissive? !

Tang Feng was shocked by the other party's reaction, and suddenly felt a little bad.

"It's just a greeting, not a big deal?"

"I'll be a little nervous if you do that!"

The elder brother seemed to have reacted, bit his lip, and explained: "Sorry, I rarely have physical contact with outsiders, I'm not used to it."

Tang Feng smiled: "What's the matter with outsiders? We are biological father and son, how can we be considered outsiders."

The elder brother rolled his eyes at Tang Feng and uttered two words neatly: "Get lost!"

Friendship between men is so simple, with a few words, the estrangement of the first meeting was mostly dissipated.

What brother, that's my son!

Just after the two of them teased each other and introduced themselves, Tang Feng suddenly remembered a strange electronic prompt sound in his mind.

"Ding~"

"Host selection completed, world information synchronization completed..."

"Congratulations host, the scanning system for everything has been successfully bound."

"The main function of this system is to scan any biological and non-biological attribute information. The higher the system level, the more detailed the scanned information."

"Current system level: Lv1 (can only scan the basic attributes of related items)"

...

When the electronic prompt sound ended, Tang Feng was full of energy.

What?

Scanning system for everything?

If you talk about this, I won't be sleepy?

How can an old bookworm of Yuewen not be familiar with this thing?

It's definitely going to take off!

"Young Master, what's wrong with you?" The big brother next to him saw that Tang Feng didn't speak for a long time, but just stood there in a daze, but it seemed a little strange.

"Oh, it's okay." Tang Feng immediately retracted his attention and shook his head.

However, just when he looked at the other party, a virtual panel suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Name: Song Lele

Gender: Female

Measurements: 81/60/83

Appearance: 93 points

Body: 95 points

Net worth: 4632.16w

Personal information:…”

???

Tang Feng couldn’t help but widen his eyes.

Gender: Female?

The big brother whom he had known in the game for several years turned out to be a girl?

And she was a school beauty, with the legendary 36D perfect body, a top white and rich beauty?!

Fuck, am I crazy or is this world crazy?

“Young Master, are you okay? Why are you distracted again?” Song Lele looked strange on the side.

“You, are you not socially phobic?”

Hearing Song Lele’s doubt, Tang Feng came back to his senses immediately, “Socially phobic, your sister, this young master is super socially proficient, okay!”

“Socially proficient? Cut, I don’t know who has been single for more than 20 years since birth.” Song Lele looked unconvinced.

Tang Feng subconsciously said, “Big brother, don’t talk about second brother, aren’t you single too? ”

He was still in shock that his good “brother” was actually a top white, rich and beautiful woman dressed as a man.

Especially when he thought of some unspeakable topics he had discussed with the other party online in the past, he felt speechless.

If he had known that the person behind the slapstick online name “心动靓仔” was actually a 36D beautiful school girl, he would definitely not have said some things.

It’s not even this miserable to die in society!

Damn it, no matter how I think about it, it's this bitch's fault, I have to find a way to punish her!

Tang Feng was furious, and he was about to get angry.

You like to pretend to be a man, and you dress up as a man, right?

Then don't blame me for being rude!

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