Chapter 139: A Joke

Although neither Lu Yunkai nor Chris said anything, they both realized that the invisibility cloak that disappeared from the map after Harry put it on was definitely not the same thing as Lu Yunkai's.

What finally...

It's nice to have money.

This incident made Lu Yunkai depressed all night, but by the next day, he was energetic again.

Isn’t it just a 2 billion Deathly Hallows cloak? Sooner or later I can earn this money! After I finish the communication mirror...

Thanks to Harry's cloak, it only took one night for Lu Yunkai to get out of his entanglement with the Marauder's Map.

There is another mountain higher than the other! There is no need to pay too much attention to this map. Anyway, Lu Yunkai doesn't really need it much...

Of course, Lu Yunkai did not give up on this map. After all, if you can make one yourself, the sense of accomplishment is no joke.

So from that day on, Lu Yunkai basically went to the eighth floor every day.

He thought of all kinds of reasons in his mind to make the Room of Requirement the way he wanted it to be.

Sometimes the room will appear, but most of the time it will fail.

And among the limited number of successes, the house with the spell that Sirius mentioned did not appear.

Lu Yunkai didn't rush to return the map to Harry, and Harry didn't rush Lu Yunkai. Because the reason Lu Yunkai borrowed it from him was that the map felt like a product of black magic, and Lu Yunkai took it back to study.

Of course, Lu Yunkai never returned it to Harry, but also because...

Ron told Lu Yunkai that the invisibility cloak was a Christmas gift given to him by Dumbledore when Harry was in first grade. It once belonged to Harry's father (Lu Yunkai asked Sirius, and Sirius said it was true).

Then this reminded Lu Yunkai of the first gift he received at Hogwarts, that damn notebook...

How can this make him not jealous! !

The best way to vent this pressure is "shopping".

On the days when Lu Yunkai failed to open the Room of Requirement, he would end up opening the room he used to hide things in first grade.

Then go in and sell a lot of unowned items to the system...

Of course, these things are not very valuable, but seeing that the system balance is growing slowly but steadily, Lu Yunkai's mood of disparity during this period can be somewhat improved.

But this kind of shopping to calm down the mood will soon turn into a greater emptiness even in the Muggle world, let alone Lu Yunkai's "pseudo shopping".

He soon got himself into trouble again.

The most expensive thing he found in the room, the Ravenclaw diadem.

Originally, Lu Yunkai had no intention of selling this thing.

After all, this was something left by Ravenclaw, and it was sold to the system like this. It made Lu Yunkai feel sorry for the Ravenclaw students, including Luna and Padma, and he might as well do it as a favor and give it to Blaise. Let him give it to Padma! (Just to put it this way, even Daphne Lu Yunkai may not be willing to give such an expensive thing)

But Lu Yunkai looked at the room that had been quickly emptied of fewer things due to his "shopping spree", and began to worry that if another student found this place, they would find the crown that had almost no place to hide.

Although I don’t plan to sell it, this is worth tens of millions anyway! Lu Yunkai thought of simply hiding the crown in his space bag and taking it home for collection. It would be pretty good to put in the bedroom like the wooden sculpture that was worth millions for some reason.

Then he discovered that the crown could not fit into the space bag.

This reminded Lu Yunkai of another thing that couldn't fit into the space bag: the notebook.

What worries Lu Yunkai even more is that in order to prove whether this matter is actually the problem of Ravenclaw's diadem, Lu Yunhua spent 100 million system balance to rent out a diadem, but it can be put into the space bag...

Therefore, the crown in the Room of Responsiveness is now locked in the cabinet in the dormitory by Lu Yunkai, and it has almost become a hot potato in Lu Yunkai's hands.

Time went like this, half a month passed quickly.

It's the Hogsmeade weekend that students have been waiting for for a long time.

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"Don't you want to come with me?"

"If I really plan to go, I can just take the train. Do I need to sneak over by myself? Happy weekend!"

Lu Yunkai smiled and returned the Marauder's Map that he had kept for more than two weeks to Harry who found him but was stopped before he could speak.

Harry then put on his invisibility cloak and slipped away.

Lu Yunkai saw Harry use his invisibility cloak up close for the first time.

It was obvious that Harry must have run away with his cloak on, but Lu Yunkai didn't hear any footsteps...

Well, I’m not envious.

This Hogsmeade weekend, Lu Yunkai did not leave the school because the night before, Blaise told him that Professor Trelawney had something to do with him the next day.

Of course, Lu Yunkai himself didn't particularly want to go to Hogsmeade.

After going there several times, he found that there didn't seem to be much fun there. Whether it was a bar or a cafe, it was just a place to sit. As for the Zonko's Joke Magic Shop, which was the favorite of Hogwarts students, Lu Yunkai had no interest in it: he always felt that if these people in the magic world had spent half of their time studying magic toys on studying props to improve living standards, they would not have to fly around on magic brooms, let alone rely on owls to communicate.

When faced with all kinds of magic toys, these wizards didn't seem to be very "traditional".

So, at the school gate, after seeing Daphne off, Lu Yunkai turned around and handed the map to Harry, who was also beside him and looked like he wanted to leave but couldn't, and didn't know who he was acting for. Then, he came to the classroom on the top of the tower where divination was taught alone.

After knocking on the door of the classroom, Lu Yunkai's brows immediately locked.

This smell of alcohol! !

The key point is that this pungent smell indicates that the owner here definitely did not drink good wine last night, and he might have vomited...

In the classroom, basking in the sunlight that has brought a hint of warmth in the cold late winter, Sybill Trelawney is slumped in the carved armchair that belongs to her in the room.

With her eyes squinting, she should still be "enjoying" the afterglow of the hangover.

"Oh! Lu Yunkai! You are here? Where is Chris?"

"It went to Hogsmeade. Are you looking for it?"

"No, I'm looking for you."

Professor Trelawney supported the armrests of the chair with both hands and sat up reluctantly. With a wave of her wand, a cup of black tea appeared in the empty teacup next to her. She drank it in one gulp and finally recovered a little spirit.

"What's the matter?" Lu Yunkai sat on a chair in the room.

Although Chris can't communicate directly with people by speaking, when the broken cat really wants people to understand what it wants to say, there are ways.

For example, writing...

Except when Lu Yunkai is present, he is rarely needed to help translate. Trelawney was looking for Lu Yunkai, so she must have been looking for him personally. So what he said just now was just a polite way to open the topic.

"I want to ask you... the prophecy you filed with the Ministry of Magic before... do you remember it?"

"... I don't remember it. What's wrong?"

"Chris didn't tell you? It must have followed you to the Department of Mysteries, right? It's immune to the Oblivion Charm..."

"No." Lu Yunkai shook his head firmly, "What's wrong, Professor... you can ask Chris!"

"It won't tell me either!" Trelawney snorted angrily, "I've asked it several times in the past two weeks, and every time it put on a picture of my father... ahem. Um."

"..."

"I'm the one who made the prophecy, but I don't even know what I said. This feeling is really bad." Trelawney saw that Lu Yunkai really didn't know (it can only be said that Lu Yunkai acted like a fool), sighed, and poured Lu Yunkai a cup of black tea.

"You don't know all your prophecies?" Lu Yunkai asked with curiosity.

Of course, he was not curious at all. To be honest, if it weren't for her past with Chris, Lu Yunkai would have labeled her a liar, just like Lockhart last year.

"Not really. I know most of it, and... well, it's usually just a little bit different from the facts." Trelawney shook her head, "Of course not a lot..."

"Of course! If the future can be clearly predicted by us, it may not be a good thing. This is also a way for your blood to protect you." Lu Yunkai interrupted.

He didn't want to listen to Trelawney explain that seven out of ten of her predictions were related to death, but in the end almost none of them came true, and in the end most of them became puns...

Oh! There is one! Last year she predicted that Blaise's family might die.

"Well, thank you." Hearing Lu Yunkai say this, Trelawney's face was slightly relieved.

She felt that she had heard this somewhere before, and perhaps, this was also a consensus!

That was because she forgot where she heard it from: Chris.

It came from the same source as Lu Yunkai's words.

"Besides this time, when was the last time you forgot your prophecy?" Lu Yunkai brought the topic back to the previous one.

Because he thought this topic was easier to talk about. After all, Trelawney had forgotten it, so there was no embarrassment between the two of them. Just guess.

"Last time? It should have been more than ten years ago." Trelawney thought for a while and said, "I wasn't a professor at Hogwarts at that time. Fourteen years? Well, about the same."

"Could it be because of the last prophecy that Dumbledore discovered your talent and invited you to teach at Hogwarts?" Lu Yunkai said auspicious words with a smile.

"Isn't it possible? It was more than a year after I lost my memory that Professor Dumbledore came to me and asked me to come to Hogwarts..."

"Maybe your prophecy came true more than a year later?" Lu Yunkai smiled, "Thirteen years ago! Let me think...ah!! Wasn't that the year when the most famous prophecy came true?"

"The most famous...you mean the one about Harry Potter? How is that possible!" Trelawney laughed, "That prophecy was witnessed by someone, and no one told me about it after I recovered my memory! You have to know that at that time, it was a serious crime to say that the mysterious man would die!"

"Maybe the witnesses don't remember the full picture of the prophecy?"

The smile on Lu Yunkai's face gradually disappeared.

He swore that he was just making small talk. After all, Trelawney obviously wanted to get the prophecy out of him, and she would definitely not let him go for a while. Instead of letting her keep asking him questions, it would be better for him to lead the topic, talk about some random things, and flatter her (Lu Yunkai learned from the Parvati sisters that Trelawney liked to be flattered). It is estimated that once she is in a good mood, this matter will be over.

But Lu Yunkai never expected that he suddenly felt as if he had turned on a strange switch.

Yes! Trelawney is such a salary thief...

To be honest, although Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class often has some messy problems, even Malfoy, who hates him, has to admit that he can still see some strange animals in that class, which can be regarded as a gain. (Malfoy's original words were: If it weren't for this big idiot teaching, this class might be my favorite class.)

But in Trelawney's class, including her two little fans, they didn't dare to say that they learned anything useful.

This is not even as good as Lockhart, who taught Lu Yunkai and them how to duel!

She has been a professor of Divination at Hogwarts for more than ten years! Is this reasonable?

There must be some reason why Dumbledore allowed her to stay in school, right? It's hard not to remind Lu Yunkai of Hagrid, the former gamekeeper and current professor of magical creatures protection!

Protection...

Why protect?

If it's really the prophecy that I joked about...

It seems reasonable.

But the problem is...

Lu Yunkai looked seriously at Trelawney, who was obviously in a better mood after he flattered her a few times.

Is this person...worthy?

More importantly, if her prophecy last time was the one of Harry, it came true.

This time...

Don't? ! I really just made a joke! If I had known I would have gone to Hogsmeade today!

Lu Yunkai put on a bitter smile.

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