Chapter 226 Drinks

"Uh, what did you say?"

"I have done better than them now." The Ragdoll puffed up its chest and said proudly, "You have seen my performance outside your restaurant before, you can tell me whether I am cute or not."

"Yes...it's quite cute, but I don't understand," Ma Lu said, "Didn't you say you despise this kind of behavior?"

"It was like this at first, but then I thought about it carefully, isn't this the life I dream of." The Ragdoll cat crossed its legs.

"In another dimension, I was a social animal. I was tricked by my stupid boss all year round just to get my salary. I finally made some money and had to pay my ex-wife regular alimony. Look at me now. I don't have to do anything. Just stretch out and act cute, and there is a young woman doing all the work for me, making money for me to spend.”

"You have fallen, my friend," Lilim said.

"Whatever you say, my life now is much better than before. I don't have to do any work. I just squat on the sofa and watch TV every day, or bask in the sun on the balcony. Xiaoyan will take me out on Saturdays and Sundays. During the outing, she introduced me to her little sister. I have to admit that I am a little attracted to her. Maybe we will get married in the future. "

"I don't want to offend you, but you are just a cat." Malu said.

"So what, I don't care that she is a monkey. In fact, recently I have been trying to learn to distinguish the looks of your monkeys, re-establish my sense of aesthetics, and prepare for my second marriage.

"I can't brag that I have completely mastered the skills in this area, but I have made great progress. In the Hupu Beauty PK, my accuracy rate has exceeded 90%. The next step is to work hard to develop my physiological response to beautiful women. This is an essential part of a happy marriage.”

"Sounds like a big project."

"Actually, it's not that difficult. When our cat is in estrus, he won't even let go of the quilt."

"Well, since you were living so comfortably, why did you run away from home again?"

Mentioning the ragdoll cat’s anus that was visible to the naked eye, it tightened, “Because I peeked at Xiaoyan’s phone and found that she had made an appointment for a pet clinic next week and planned to castrate me.”

"Wow, this is really..." Lilim let out an exclamation.

"This is too much, isn't it? That woman must be crazy! She plans to castrate her fiancé. I like my little brother. We have been together since birth and have always gotten along very well. I don't want to lose him, and neither do you. As a man, you should be able to understand." The Ragdoll looked at Malu.

"I can understand why you ran away from home." Ma Lu said, "Then what are your plans next, to find a new owner?"

"I won't use the word master. I usually call them intermittent companion working monkeys. Besides, I don't plan to find a new one, thank you. Xiaoyan and I, we just met some that most couples will encounter. I plan to separate from her for a while to let her calm down.

"When she realizes that it was wrong to castrate me, I will give her another chance and come back to her."

"Then during this period of calm, are you going to become a stray cat?" Lilim asked.

"No, of course not. I have never been homeless since I was born, not even for a day," said the Ragdoll Cat. "I met Xiaoyan soon after I came here and lived with her. In short, I just They won’t sleep in the green belt of the community like other stray cats, and go to the trash cans to eat garbage. That’s too shameful.”

"Then where do you plan to live?"

The ragdoll cat looked at Malu, "A pigeon told me before that if I have no place to go recently, I can come to you. It said that you can accept a talking kitten."

"I really don't have a problem with kittens talking, and I deeply sympathize with your experience, but this is just a restaurant, not a hotel," Malu said. "I have never thought about receiving other guests unless..."

"Unless what?"

"You can stay here as long as you want unless you're willing to pay me star coins."

"I only have 20 cat coins on me. I took them with me when I went out. I planned to buy egg yolks to eat downstairs in the company. My plane is the same as yours, both are outside the big league."

"That would be a bit troublesome..."

"Why bother? Don't kittens in this plane not have to pay?"

“Not all projects can be done without payment.”

The Ragdoll pointed at Lilim again, "What about her? Why can this little man stay in your store?"

"She is an employee here." Ma Lu pondered for a moment and said, "Well, if you are willing to work here, I can also consider taking you in for a while."

"Part-time job?" Upon hearing these two words, the puppet cat became alert.

"What will you do?"

"Playing with fur balls, pooping yourself, acting cute, sticking up..."

"I'm talking about your abilities that are different from other cats. What is your core competitiveness?"

"say."

"Besides talking?"

The Ragdoll thought for a moment, "I can also drive, smoke, drink, perm my hair, and secretly download movies online."

"Send me a copy of the seeds later." Ma Lu said, "But these are not enough for you to stay. By the way, you said before that you had a golden finger when you traveled through time. What was it?"

The Ragdoll didn't seem to want to talk about this topic. After Malu asked twice, it slowly said, "I can... produce drinks."

"Producing drinks?" Malu became interested, "How to do it."

"To be honest, I don't know if this counts as a golden finger." Ragdoll Cat said, "This ability is too weak. I don't want to use it even once. It's too embarrassing."

"It doesn't matter," Malu encouraged, "Show me a performance. My restaurant is also short of a few drinks."

"No, forget it. You definitely won't drink it, although it tastes good."

Hearing him say this, Malu's interest grew stronger. More than one of the guests who had come to dine here had asked him if he had any alcohol or drinks.

Malu has also been seriously considering whether to add a freezer to sell some drinks these days, but he hasn't decided what to sell.

With the current daily profit of the Universe Infinite Canteen, Malu no longer cares about ordinary drinks. Moreover, his restaurant has gradually established an impression of novelty and deliciousness in the minds of diners. Selling ordinary drinks feels a bit inconsistent with the temperament of the restaurant.

So Malu said, "You make it. I will definitely drink it when it's done, and it has to be really delicious. From now on, you are a member of the store."

"Well... okay then." Ragdoll Cat said reluctantly, "I need a cup."

Malu immediately went to the disinfection cabinet next to him and took out a freshly washed cup and placed it in front of him, "What ingredients do you want? Do you want me to give you the kitchen?"

"No." Ragdoll Cat said to Lilim next to him, "Madam, please step aside."

When Lilim turned around, he took out his penis and started to pee into the cup. Soon, half a cup came out. He shook twice after peeing, then put away his penis and said to Malu opposite, "Please enjoy it slowly."