Chapter 140: Eat Shit if You Lose

"What? County Lord?"

It was only when Shen An returned home that she learned that her sister had acquired a county prince.

"How dare that kid forget such a big event? Turn around and deal with him!"

Zhao Zhongzhen was happy to see Shen An alive and forgot about it. He remembered it after returning home and asked Yang Mo to pass on the message.

Yang Mo laughed and said: "Wai Zhao, this is a good thing, you still have to reward the villain!"

"A slap in the face!"

Shen An shouted with a straight face, but in the end he got a piece of silver and threw it over.

"Come for a drink another day."

Yang Mo took the silver with a look of curiosity on his face, and then took a bite. Zhuang Laoshi pretended to hit him, and then he walked away with a smile.

As soon as he left, Shen An picked up Guoguo, kissed her hard, and said happily: "My sister is actually the county princess? This is really a treasure dropped from the sky!"

"When I go shopping for groceries, just buy the most expensive ones and buy them all!"

"Brother, let's go together!"

"Okay, okay!"

Shen An only went home to take a shower, and then took the family to the street to buy groceries.

None of the servants in this family knew about Shen An, so they felt that their husband's trip was probably to show off his power in a foreign land.

When they arrived at the vegetable market, Shen An gave him some pointers: those that ran on the ground, those that swam in the water, those that flew in the air...

In the end, he bought too much, so Yao Lian simply got a load to carry it around.

Guoguo has been whispering to her brother, saying how much she misses him during this time, and what fun things are there at Bao's house...

"Brother... Bao Gong Bao Gong!"

Guoguo suddenly pointed forward and shouted.

Shen An looked up and saw Bao Zheng.

Bao Zheng's condition didn't look good. He was supporting the horse next to him, frowning in pain.

Next to it was a carriage, and the draft horse kept neighing, looking very anxious and painful.

The driver on the side was frightened and was kneeling on the ground begging for mercy.

Lao Bao had served as the magistrate of Kaifeng Prefecture, that is, the position of magistrate of Kaifeng Prefecture, so many people knew him.

In just a moment, everything in Shen An's sight turned into heads.

"The oil pan is here!"

When Shen An saw that the human wall was very tight, he shouted.

"Oil pan!"

Guoguo also started shouting, and the crowd in front actually moved out of the way, but the complaints also followed.

"If you don't learn well at a young age, you can't lie to others if you want to watch the fun."

"You're still holding a baby. Let me tell you, Xiaolangjun, you are not very good at being a brother!"

"..."

When Shen An remembered that this was inciting Guoguo to make mistakes, he smiled and said, "Someone is wrong, wrong."

"Anbei..."

When Bao Zheng saw Shen An, he smiled and said, "I heard that you were back, so I told you to come and take a look. Who knows, but I accidentally rubbed my leg, but it's okay. Come on, help me get on the horse."

When the coachman heard this, he thought he was going to be punished, so he cried: "Mr. Bao, I don't dare to do it intentionally if my horse is injured..."

"injured?"

Shen An frowned slightly. He was observing the driver to see if it was intentional.

The big fight in the political arena some time ago is still fresh in my memory. Maybe one of the guys who was impeached by Bao Zheng became angry and directly found someone to kill him.

The coachman heard the suspicion in his tone, so he stood up and went over, then lifted the bent wood, which was the 槧, that was pressing on the horse's shoulders.

"Ouch! This horse's shoulders and back are worn out. No wonder this horse is frightened."

Someone nearby immediately defended the coachman, but there was really nothing to doubt.

The so-called 槧 is a curved piece of wood that rests on the raised place between the neck and the spine of the cow and horse. The cow-drawn cart relies on this.

"Hey! I really can't blame him for this, but Mr. Bao..."

The people around felt that this incident was really an accident, but Bao Zheng was the censor Zhongcheng!

Bao Zheng had already pulled up his trouser legs, and he could see the black and blue patches on the bones of his calves.

"The bones are fine."

Bao Zheng tried stepping on it a few times and felt that it was not a big problem.

"oh……"

A relaxing sound could be heard all around.

Shen An coughed dryly and thought, Lao Bao, you have not won the support of the people of Bianliang! I really don’t know how the stories about you in later generations were deceived.

Bao Zheng showed no signs of uneasiness and was ready to mount the horse after a few attempts.

"It's none of your business."

Shen An took the decision on behalf of Lao Bao, but when he saw the draft horse with pitiful eyes, he frowned and asked: "If you hang the horse like this, can the horse withstand it?"

The coachman felt that he had escaped disaster, so he laughed and said: "Every car is hung like this. I have been driving coaches for many years, and I am more devoted to Marco than to my own son."

"Your way of hanging is really wrong!"

Shen An touched his chin, recalling in his mind the appearance of the carriage when he went to buy coal in his previous life...

"wrong!"

"It's not the right way for you to hang up."

The people nearby didn't know Shen An, and when they heard that he was questioning the driver's professional ability, they all started to argue.

"Young man, everyone's carriages are hung like this. Do you have any other ideas?"

Shen An nodded and said: "I really have other methods, I guarantee it will be better than yours and won't hurt the horse..."

He looked at the carriage again and said with a look of disgust: "No one has thought of such a simple method... ugh!"

He thought that this hanging method could be improved. By then, all the carriages in the Song Dynasty would be his own improved ones... When mentioning Shen, he would naturally give a thumbs up.

At that time, whoever dares to say that this Jinshi brother is a mixed person, then go to the private sector to inquire about my reputation.

Reputation is very important. Shen Bian's reputation among officials is not very good, and Shen An is also looked down upon.

To reverse this trend, Shen An must start from scratch.

Bao Zheng said softly: "Don't make random promises."

Young people's blood is boiling and igniting at a moment's notice, which is often a good thing. But now we are on the street, surrounded by people. If you can't do it, do you still want the face?

Shen An smiled and said: "Don't worry, Mr. Bao, I took a look and thought I could do it."

"how to do?"

It's okay to say that you can do it, but it will be whatever you want it to be.

Shen An said: "It can make the horse-drawn carriage much easier, and you no longer have to worry about wear and tear."

"You are talking nonsense!"

Someone on the side recognized Shen An and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey! Everyone, this is Shen Taizhao, a close minister of the official family. He must keep his word, right?"

There was an instigation in these words, and Bao Zheng looked over coldly.

But Shen An nodded and said, "Shen means what he says!"

"good!"

Someone in the crowd shouted: "If you can do it, you will eat shit on such and such a day!"

When Shen An heard the viciousness in the voice, he smiled and said, "Since it's a bet, let's speak out."

The crowd over there was pushing and shoving, and a big man was pushed out.

Shen An looked at him and asked calmly: "Who are you?"

The big man glanced at Bao Zheng and hesitated.

"This is a bet between me and you, it has nothing to do with Mr. Bao."

"A certain Huang...Huang Qi."

Seeing that Bao Zheng was silent, the big man bravely said, "What about you? If you can't do it..."

Shen An said without any hesitation: "Then Shen ate* shit that day."

"good!"

People in Bianliang like to gamble, but the law prohibits gambling, so when someone hears someone betting, there is an immediate cheer.

Bao Zheng couldn't speak in person. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net After Shen An signed a document with the man, the group moved to Yulin Alley.

As soon as he entered the alley, Bao Zheng said angrily: "What are you betting on? Then...is that food delicious?"

He wanted to say shit, but he changed his mind when he saw Guo Guo riding proudly on his horse.

Shen An said with a smile: "Don't worry, Mr. Bao, that person will definitely eat it..."

Then the news spread, and soon the entire Bianliang City knew about the bet.

Zhao Yunliang just woke up. After hearing the news, he sat up. First, he asked someone to ask whether the carriage hanging method could be improved successfully. As a result, several coachmen in the mansion cursed and swore that if it could really achieve what Shen An said, they would Eat shit.

The bet seemed to be so deeply rooted in people's hearts that even the coachman in his own house swore by eating shit.

Zhao Yunliang said with a grim smile: "Build momentum, find someone to build momentum, make the momentum louder, don't give him a chance to regret it."

So the news spread quickly in the city...