Chapter 284 Unspeakable
After a strange silence, the commander trembled with anger: "This damn bastard, it's a war now! It's a war! How long has it been, and you still dare to do such a thing! Open the door for me!"
"……yes.
The toilet door was violently pushed open, and the scene that appeared in front of them was once again beyond people's expectations.
There were indeed two Fixians, a man and a woman, engaged in childbearing activities in the toilet, but there was no captain among them.
"Uta! Why are you here!"
The battleship staff was surprised.
Uta is a combat team leader and is responsible for the operation of the electromagnetic gun on one side of the battleship. The female Fixian who performed fertility activities with him was an engineer on board the ship.
The two of them hurriedly covered their bodies, their expressions pale.
Ignoring what was going on here, the battleship staff continued to look for the captain.
Another toilet was opened, and this time it was even more shocking.
There is still no sign of the captain in this toilet. There was only one person here, and while he was looking at some indescribable pictures with his laptop, he was caressing his body intoxicatedly.
The battleship staff couldn't bear to look directly at him, so he covered his face and ran away.
Along the way, there were people in more than a dozen toilet cubicles, and people in all of them were doing some indescribable things, but the captain was not here.
There were some people waiting anxiously outside the toilet, but they didn't look like they needed to relieve themselves.
And, for some unknown reason, the battleship staff member also felt something strange about his body, as if his desire in certain aspects had increased a lot.
He didn't find the captain until he found the lounge. In the room, the captain and his secretary were fighting hard, doing something indescribable...
In the headquarters, the commander was so angry that he was fuming.
"Please deal with it seriously, I must deal with it seriously..."
However, the matter of this warship has not yet been settled, and other warships have also begun to experience various accidents such as slow response, poor execution of tactics, etc.
Because of these endless accidents, the human fleet showed its might and "annihilated" the Fix fleet in one fell swoop.
In the final score, Fix Fleet undoubtedly fell to fourth place. And because of its excellent performance, the human fleet directly climbed to second place, second only to the Yuanshan Fleet.
After the investigation, the truth of the matter was quickly revealed to Commander Fix’s fleet.
"Damn, the aphrodisiac is actually an aphrodisiac... I asked how could we, experienced warriors, do such a thing... Damn humans, they are so despicable and shameless!"
The commander was furious, and his men remained silent.
At this time, the secretary said bravely: "Commander, the scheduled time for the cocktail party with the human fleet has come. Do you think we still want to attend?"
Phix people have different body structures from humans, and their food is naturally different. However, by chance, fruit wine brewed from oranges was found to be harmless to the Fix people and had a special flavor, which was very popular among the Fix people.
In order to increase civilized friendship, the human fleet often invites the top brass of the Fix fleet to cocktail parties and entertains them with orange wine.
The commander's face was as dark as water: "Participate, of course you must participate. If you don't participate, there may be some diplomatic incident."
The senior officials of the Fix fleet wore spacesuits and came to a certain hall in the human base. Here, the top brass of the human fleet, also wearing spacesuits, have been waiting for a long time.
Seeing Commander Fix come in, Lu Xinghe stepped forward with a smile on his face, and the two held their hands tightly.
Media reporters quickly took photos of this scene.
During the conversation, Commander Fix leaned into Lu Xinghe's ear, with an eager smile on his face, but his tone was extremely cold: "Human, what a trick..."
His hand unconsciously increased its strength.
The smile on Lu Xinghe's face was equally enthusiastic: "Fix people, let's talk to each other..."
Feeling Commander Fix tightening his handshake, Lu Xinghe showed no sign of weakness.
The two shook hands for dozens of seconds before parting. Afterwards, Lu Xinghe greeted warmly: "Please come over here."
In the hall, the human band and the Fix band were playing respectively. Everyone took their seats. The glass in the middle was raised to isolate the two sides. As the environment adjusted, people took off their space suits one after another.
The delicious orange wine was served, and across the glass, Commander Fix and Lu Xinghe greeted each other.
Commander Fix was all smiles: "Here's to the great human civilization."
Lu Xinghe's face was full of sincerity: "Respect the great Fix civilization."
The two drank it all in one gulp.
Then came the second cup.
"May our friendship last forever."
"May the two civilizations always have peace."
Putting down the wine glass, Commander Fix turned around, the smile on his face immediately disappeared, and his tone was full of sinisterness: "Notify me that the coolant for the human fleet next time will be doubled! By the way, remember to let our soldiers wear it. What a gas mask!”
"yes!"
On the other side, Lu Xinghe also said coldly to his secretary: "Next time, I will give you double the detergent and aphrodisiac for Fix's fleet! Make them want to die!"
"yes!"
In the next exercise subject, beyond the expectations of humans and the Fisk fleet, both sides did not get hit again, but both performed at normal levels. In the end, they fought hard and scored 72.1 and 72.3 respectively. Humans are a little inferior.
Both Fix and humans are stable, and the Motan civilization also begins to feel the pressure increase.
During another exercise, during normal combat, a spicy smell suddenly filled the cabin. The eyes of the human warriors became red and swollen.
"Damn, what is this? It's so spicy!"
"Why is it so choking!"
Affected by this, the human ranking fell to the last. After inspection, the human side confirmed that it was some kind of consumables supplied by the Motan civilization, which contained capsaicin and other things.
"Commander, we have carefully checked when receiving the supplies! I didn't expect the Motan people to be so despicable that they actually disguised themselves."
Lu Xinghe said coldly: "Just add some ingredients to them too!"
In the next exercise, in the Motan warship, the Motan warriors suddenly felt itchy all over their bodies, and they couldn't help scratching, but the more they scratched, the more itchy they became.
Affected by this, the Motan warriors were upset, their combat effectiveness dropped greatly, and they were defeated in the end.
The results of the subsequent investigation made the Motan commander furious.
"Damn you Fixians and humans! Damn it, Fixians gave us aphrodisiacs, and humans gave us itching agents! Despicable! Shameless! We want revenge!"
Yuanshan civilization was aloof, while Motan, Fixians, and human civilizations were in chaos, playing out a Three Kingdoms drama.
The three parties came and went, guarded against each other, and played dirty tricks on each other. Today you gave me aphrodisiacs, tomorrow I gave you capsaicin, the day after tomorrow you gave me skatole, and the day after tomorrow I gave you itching agents.
On the surface, the three parties came and went, and visited each other very frequently. Today you held a concert, tomorrow I held a dance, the day after tomorrow you held a cocktail party, and the day after tomorrow I held a painting art exhibition. On the surface, it was harmonious and joyful.
Time slipped away quietly under this situation. In the later stage of the exercise, the comprehensive scores of the three civilizations except Yuanshan civilization still failed to widen the gap.
Today, the last exercise subject is about to begin.
Attack and defense of a large satellite in a strong magnetic field environment.
In response, the three civilizations all took the most solemn attitude.
The reason is very simple. Theoretically, at this moment, any of the three civilizations has the possibility of taking the second place, and also the possibility of taking the fourth place at the bottom.
Everything depends on the performance of this last exercise subject.
With an order from the directorate, the last exercise officially began.
All the soldiers of the human fleet wore space suits, trying to exclude any possible black hands. Although this will cause some problems such as inconvenience in operation, it can't be taken care of.
I think the same is true for the Fix Civilization and the Motan Civilization. Everyone is on the same starting line.
At the beginning of the exercise, the three sides rushed hard, and it was obvious that their fighting spirit was very high.
In the command center, Lu Xinghe looked calm, and a group of staff and senior officers hurried, and the command system was running at high speed.
"Commander, the enemy is trapped!"
Lu Xinghe was inspired: "Wait a little longer, don't rush!"
On another planet, the Fix Fleet Command Center. The commander also looked solemn: "This satellite is of high quality and has a strong gravitational force. Human intermediate warships do not have the ability to take off and land directly from the surface of the satellite, so their hidden fleet cannot be hidden on the planet, but must be hidden in space!
Humans are obviously aware of this weakness of their own, and they have made every effort to make up for it. But it is useless. Order, break their defense with all your strength and eat up their No. 7 fleet!"
"Yes!"
The human fleet tried its best to block it, but ultimately failed to stop the siege of the Fix fleet. Finally, they broke into the sky above the land-based defense base group and had the ability to directly attack the land-based air defense base.
"Kill the ground firepower!"
"Yes!"
But at this moment, in a canyon somewhere on this large satellite, more than 20 Nebula-class warships took off rapidly and joined the battle group rapidly.
Lu Xinghe was in high spirits and even laughed out loud: "The trump card that has been hidden for so long can finally be brought out now! Do you really think that after so many years, our intermediate warships still can't take off and land from the surface!
Our materials science, metallurgy, casting, and hull structure science have long been broken through! We can withstand this level of gravity!
This is a trap set for you! Hahahaha, damn Fix people, taste the wrath of mankind!"
Seeing this scene, Commander Fix was shocked.
"How can human technology progress so fast! How can the performance of warships be improved so much! This, this..."
With the addition of these new forces, the Fix fleet was instantly in chaos, and immediately fell from a local advantage to an absolute disadvantage. It was swiftly rushed and killed by the human fleet and all annihilated.
The last exercise subject ended.
In the end, the Yuanshan Fleet still won the first place with a score of 93.6. The Motan civilization ranked second with a score of 75.5.
The Fix fleet scored 74.1, while the human fleet scored 74.8!
The human fleet took third place! (End of this chapter)