Chapter 815 The Most Despicable Tactic in History

"Dazhuang, did you have fun?"

During the New Year’s Eve dinner, Zhuang’s mother cheerfully asked Da Zhuang.

Da Zhuang nodded happily: "I had so much fun. I made a lot of good friends!"

"Oh, who is there?"

"There are big brother Sanjin and second brother Siliang. They are very nice people. They are very good at playing. They can also perform swallowing grenades!"

Zhuang Ma smiled and nodded: "Yeah, what else?"

"And Ah Chui..."

"Ah Chui?" Zhuang's mother wondered, isn't Ah Chui in Lanxi Prefecture? "Any more?"

"There are also a group of monkeys..."

"anything else……"

Before Zhuang Ma finished asking, Da Zhuang had already finished the dumplings in two or three mouthfuls: "I'll go back and set off the fireworks!"

"Be safe!" Mother Zhuang shouted from behind.

Dad Zhuang shook his head and said, "How many fireworks did you buy for these children? Why haven't they been set off yet?"

"It's time to finish it." Zhuang Buyuan wondered.

He didn't buy much, he just collected most of the fireworks on the streets of Wucheng.

There are not many fireworks in a small county like Wucheng. With the fighting power of Da Zhuang and the guys in the manor, it is estimated that the disaster will be over in two hours.

Did they go buy fireworks again?

Zhuang Buyuan was a little puzzled.

It's possible, after all, now is the easiest time to buy "munitions" in the state.

But these guys don’t have much money, so how much can they buy?

Zhuang Buyuan was very puzzled.

Outside the breakfast village, Da Zhuang ran back in a hurry: "Keep setting off, keep setting off...how many more fireworks are there?"

Gaida was hiding on the top of the container, holding a huge box of fireworks and laughing happily as he watched the fireworks shoot out from the tip of his nose.

Probably because he has been pretending to be a monkey too much, this naughty kid is starting to look more and more like a monkey.

Hearing Da Zhuang's voice, Gaida spread his hands, which meant that he was gone.

Da Zhuang got into the container, threw out a few empty boxes, looked at the empty container, and shouted: "You are going too far! You didn't even leave any for me!"

The monkeys, dogs, and children nearby are all gloating about your misfortune. Who told you to go eat?

"Don't worry." Next to him, San Jin Si Liang patted his chest, "Look at us!"

Then the two people returned to the breakfast village, and not long after, they came back dragging a huge container.

Opening the door, a variety of weapons rolled out.

This is their private treasure!

"This is the most fun, da da da da da da da da!"

"And this, boom boom boom boom!"

Three pounds, four, two and four arms, one arm holding one, came a crazy sweep.

Real firearms are much more exciting than fireworks.

Bears, bears, dogs, bears, monkeys all rushed forward in a swarm...

When Da Zhuang saw the firearms, he rushed forward in surprise and was about to grab them. San Jin grabbed him by the neck.

"No, this thing is too dangerous for you!"

It has to be said that although the three-pound and four-liang figure is quite big and lacking in strength, she is still quite competent as a nanny.

To most creatures in the manor, fireworks and firecrackers are not dangerous, but these weapons are already quite dangerous to other races without the protection of scales.

Especially for Da Zhuang, these things are absolutely fatal.

Others can play, but Da Zhuang can only watch from the side.

When watching, you have to stay far away.

Da Zhuang watched for a while, then stepped forward and hugged Sanjin's hind legs, looking at him with tears in his eyes, which gave him a headache.

"Brother Sanjin, woo woo woo..."

If Da Zhuang was injured, the owner would probably cut off his arm to make chicken wings.

But Da Zhuang's look in his eyes made him unbearable...

We are three pounds and four ounces full of love, and we can't stand the hurt eyes of these little animals!

If I normally see an injured animal, of course I would happily break its neck and eat it, but this won’t work!

What to do now?

"Right..." Sanjin suddenly slapped his head and thought of something.

He carried Da Zhuang back to the manor and came to the door of the master's room not far away from the village. He shouted to the big tree at the door: "Xiao Fu! Xiao Fu!"

Xiaofu hung upside down from the tree.

I didn’t know what Sanjin said to Xiaofu, but I saw Xiaofu shaking his head.

Sanjin raised a finger.

Xiaofu still shook his head.

Sanjin spread his hands, and Xiaofu stretched out four fingers.

Sanjin shook his head and held out three fingers.

Xiaofu still stubbornly held out four fingers.

It actually only has four fingers.

Sanjin shook his head helplessly, and then handed over a cage.

Xiaofu happily hung the cage up on the tree, then flew down and landed on the big head.

"Ah, bat..." Da Zhuang just wanted to avoid it when he felt a sudden chill on his body.

Xiaofu turned over on his head and turned into a black mist-like thread, covering his whole body.

Da Zhuang stretched out his hand in surprise and found that his body was covered with a thin but extremely flexible black silk thread.

The black was so deep, as if all the light had been absorbed, but this layer of "skin" did not seem to hinder Da Zhuang from feeling the outside environment at all. Whether it was the wind blowing on his skin or touching things, It's like there is no barrier.

Not only was there no impact, but the senses were enhanced.

Just like Erniu, the "manor's best guard", has many forms, Xiaofu, the "manor's best hunter", exists in more than one form.

Its existence is not to help the manor owners hunt or patrol the manor, but to allow the manor owners to become the strongest hunters and enjoy the pleasure of fighting and hunting.

Of course, it couldn't be easier to protect Da Zhuang under the ordinary weapons of the earth.

"Okay, let's go." Sanjin picked up Da Zhuang again and returned to the breakfast village.

"Boom, boom, boom, boom... da da da da da da..."

…

In the Hammer City camp, the leader of the Hammermen stared ahead with a look of despair.

The noise of boom-boom-boom-pop-pop-pop-pop continued to come from a distance.

Only a few hours have passed.

The Hammers were panicked at the beginning, then restless, and now they are desperate and want to crash into the legs of the giant war dog.

"This is the enemy's harassment tactic!" the Hammer leader encouraged himself, "Come on, don't be defeated by them! This shows that they are afraid! As long as we build the explosive cannon, they will be finished! Come on! Come on! Don't lose give them."

Sure enough, after a while, the roaring sound disappeared.

"Great, we won!" A smile appeared on the face of the hammer leader.

He stretched, ah, he can finally sleep...

At this moment, the sound of boom, boom, boom, boom sounded again.

It’s not over yet!

Let me die!