Chapter 223 If There Is No Cheating in Competitive Matches, What Is the Meaning of Cheating?
I just have to say that this way of traveling is indeed extremely gentlemanly.
His hair was not messed up, his figure was not falling down, and even his clothes were not wrinkled.
And absolutely unique.
At least, as far as he is concerned, he has seen people flying into the sky with wings, people driving cars, people using portals, and even people driving transport ships from Heou Company.
But I have never seen anyone traveling on the back of a cannonball.
This should be considered his first.
It didn't take long for him to reach the edge of the coast, and Scar Dog was already standing there waiting for him.
"Brother Jiang, I have to say that although your way of traveling is very popular, it is still difficult for people to accept it. My knowledge still prevents me from accepting such an advanced way of traveling for the time being."
"At least soon, isn't it?"
Chen Jiang said casually and glanced at the rabbit badge on his chest.
It is the absolute defense that this prop brings to him, but this prop has a limitation, that is, it must listen to a joke every day to exert its effect, and this joke cannot be repeated.
Instead, he exchanged some kind of joke encyclopedia from the store, but the problem was that the jokes in the joke encyclopedia were all outrageous.
For example, what is the one thing that people in a free country dislike eating the most but have to eat? He originally thought it was fried chicken, but the answer turned out to be guns.
What can I say, I can only say that it is very reasonable.
Therefore, the rabbit is given a badge every day, and the task of telling jokes is given to the scar dog.
Zhao Ritian, on the other hand, was also standing on the bow of the ship, with his hands behind his back, looking into the distance, his face as cold as a voyager, and he was sailing towards Chen Jiang and the others.
Yes, Zhao Ritian has a big ship.
A large ship made of slimes.
The power source of this big ship is naturally the slime who works hard at the stern.
It's outrageous and at the same time, it can only be said to be very reasonable.
"How come this slime feels like he can do anything?"
Scar Dog Game said slightly helplessly: "Is there anything else that his slime can't do?"
But this is not the most exaggerated thing!
The most exaggerated one is Wang Defa!
I saw Wang Defa take off his shirt on the shore, revealing his dark tendon flesh, then took a deep breath, and ran towards Chen Jiang and the others while yelling.
Yes, come running.
literal meaning.
Wang Defa just ran on the sea, without sinking into the sea. He ran towards them easily as if he were walking on flat ground.
In the blink of an eye, he quickly ran to Chen Jiang and others.
"really not bad."
Scar Dog said expressionlessly: "Fortunately we are not in Blue Star, otherwise many dead people would jump out of their coffins in anger when they see you."
"This is normal."
Wang Defa took out a short-sleeved shirt from his arms and put it on his body: "When the speed reaches a certain level, it is completely possible to run on the water. There was an experiment on Blue Star. Someone rode a motorcycle at a high speed. When you drive it at the fastest speed, you can drive on the sea as if it were on flat ground."
"It is said that this is called, when the speed reaches a certain level, the liquid will become a non-Newtonian fluid."
"Of course it's just a rumor. I don't know the details. I'm just an excavator driver at Blue Star. Knowing so much is already the limit of my self-study."
"Good."
Scargou was silent for a while, glanced at Brother Jiang's fort and Zhao Ritian's slime ship, and sighed: "Suddenly I discovered that the only normal person in our team is actually Li Hao."
"Um, are you sure?"
Wang Defa pointed to Li Hao on the sea uncertainly: "This doesn't look normal either."
Li Hao's head was plunged into the water, his feet were in the air, as if he was standing upside down, and he was swimming towards Chen Jiang and others at a very slow speed.
"How should I put it? I've seen people walking upside down and even running upside down, but this is the first time I've seen someone swimming upside down."
"It's really amazing."
"Even with my current physical strength, I am completely unable to swim upside down."
soon.
Li Hao quickly swam to Chen Jiang and others. The moment he landed, he took a deep breath, then reached out to wipe the water droplets from his face, and threw what looked like a children's bicycle to Scar Dog.
"Where did you get all these weird props?"
At this time, everyone discovered that Li Hao was still holding a children's bicycle in his hand. It seemed that he was not swimming upside down just now, but riding a bicycle upside down in the water with both hands?
"Item name": Underwater bicycle.
"Item Level": One-star item.
"Prop effect": This is an underwater bicycle. It can easily drive on the sea as if it were on flat ground. But the only drawback is that this bicycle has a mysophobia and does not allow anyone to step on it. You You must use both hands to successfully activate it.
"Prop introduction": If you can't swim, it won't help you much, because when using this bicycle, you need to bury your head in the water.
"Don't break it for me, these are all my collection."
Scargo lovingly wiped the bicycle dry with a rag before stuffing it into his arms: "If it weren't for this event, you wouldn't have a chance to use this bicycle at all."
"I will open a museum in the future, and one of the exhibits will be props with various strange effects. Of course, it would be better if I could have that Barbie doll."
It didn't take long.
This subcategory has also ended.
"The second category of deep sea diving has been officially settled and the first race scoring has begun."
"Deep Sea Diving Solo Ranking."
"First on the list: Human Race, Chen Jiang, took 1.02 seconds."
"Two on the list: Mechanical race, true to their word, took 3.97 seconds."
"Third on the list: Apeman Tribe, Suvel, took 4.24 seconds."
"List seventy-nine: Human Race, Scar Dog, took 18.9 seconds."
"List ninety-nine: Lizard Clan, Big Sissy, took 32.7 seconds."
"Tsk."
Scargou looked at the ranking list in front of him with emotion and said, "No one in the top twenty is cheating. Can a normal person swim across a thousand-meter-long ocean in a few seconds?"
"Isn't this just nonsense?"
"That scarred dog, do you feel that your Illusion Gate is actually a cheat?"
"Yeah, I've been cheating for almost 20 seconds. Think about it for yourself."
"but--"
Scar Dog paused for a moment, and then asked in confusion: "The lizard tribe that I have high hopes for, the fastest one is only ranked 99th, taking 32.7 seconds?"
"Is the information wrong? This lizard tribe is actually not very good at water?"
"Do you think there is a possibility that the lizard tribe is indeed good at swimming, but they just can't handle a group of cheaters standing in front of them?"
"When you put it like that, it's really possible. I didn't expect it at the time."
Scar Dog nodded in realization, and then sighed: "I really didn't expect this lizard tribe to be so honest. If there is no cheating in competitive matches, what is the meaning of cheating?"
soon.
Another golden list appears in the sky.