Chapter 16: [Conditions for Choosing a Mate, Big Hips and Round Waves]
Seeing the bounty of 1,000 gold, Yue Yang almost denounced himself!
However, even if you don't understand the truth of "the wood is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it", he has heard a lot of people say it. Yue Yang doesn't think it's a good thing to tell the world that he is the congenital powerhouse. Of course, the royal family is happy. With the innate powerhouse joining in, the national strength will increase, but what will the other two major powers think? They may assassinate themselves before they can grow into peak powerhouses... At such a young age, they are innate powerhouses, and they have never eaten elixir, let alone divine beasts. Even a fool can think of it as a congenital practice cow. Forced, it is difficult to ensure that other innate powerhouses are not coveted.
Therefore, before there is no absolute invincibility, it is best to keep a low profile, act in secret, and make a fortune in silence.
Classmate Yue Yang smiled, pulled on the black scarf, masked his face, and swaggered into the mercenary guild.
There was a room full of mercenaries, but no one could know that the masked boy who came in was the innate powerhouse that the whole world was looking for. Those who drank still drank, and those who gambled still gambled money.
People like Yue Yang dressed in black and masked, others can tell at a glance that this is a little thief who has just debuted.
There is nothing worth noting except to keep your wallet tighter!
"Excuse me, what are the procedures for registering as a mercenary?" Yue Yang is very polite on the surface. In the mercenary guild, the more polite you are, the weaker you are, and the easier it is to be despised. Yue Yang hopes that people all over the world will think that he is a weak person, so that he can make a fortune in silence, so he pretends to be "I am a weak person, please don't bully me".
"Pay the money, fill in the form, you can buy a 'mercenary star badge' if you have money, every time you complete a task, it can record your points for completing the task and automatically increase your mercenary level, but you have to add ten more A silver dollar." In the mercenary guild, there was no big wave of beauties that Yue Yang imagined as reception, only a bald old man with a shiny face.
"I, I don't know how to write, can you fill it out for me? I, I'll pay a silver dollar." Of course Yue Yang could write, but he was afraid that others would recognize the handwriting.
The powerhouses of Longteng Continent have all kinds of talents.
If there is a genius who can judge his identity by recognizing his handwriting, wouldn't he be exposed?
It is safer to pay this old man to fill it out. Anyway, these are not important, as long as you can get some bounties in the mercenary guild.
The old man saw a lot of mercenaries who couldn't write, but he deceived students and believed that Yue Yang was a fledgling bird who was just debuting. One silver is equal to one hundred copper coins! This kid treats money like this, not money, what is he not taking advantage of? Not being polite to Yue Yang at the moment, he snorted coldly, "I can fill it for you, but it costs three silver dollars."
In his heart, Yue Yang despised this greedy old man, but on the surface, he showed more and more guilty conscience: "Three, too many, two silver coins, I will give two, please help me fill out this form?"
The mercenaries in the room laughed when they saw the old man bullying the rookie.
Bullying a rookie is a fine tradition of the mercenary guild!
At this moment, a thin masked thief with a pair of shining eyes came over at the door, grabbed the pen and paper in Yue Yang's hand, and said softly, "Two silver dollars to ask someone to fill out a form? Your head was kicked by a donkey. He is a staff member, and he is obliged to fill out the form for the illiterate! Just a fool like you, you also want to be a thief? Sooner or later you will starve to death! Tell me, what's your name?"
"You help me fill it in? Thank you, brother, thank you so much!" Yue Yang put on an expression of infinite gratitude, and reached out to hug each other.
"Stop, or I'll kick you out the door... Idiot, say, what's your name?" The bright-eyed thief heard 'brother'? Immediately glared at Yue Yang angrily.
"My name is Tai Tan." Yue Yang regretted that he shot too slowly and did not hold the opponent. He pretended to watch the other party fill out the form,
Although he was close to the bright-eyed thief, he sniffed the scent of the other party. Well, the scent of this 'brother' is very pleasant and refreshing, similar to the legendary virgin fragrance. Yue Yang's surface is calm, but somewhere down there is shamelessly hard.
"Titan? What kind of strange name is this? I seem to have heard of it somewhere!" The bright-eyed thief frowned.
"That's the name of a dwarf! Titan, yes, they are very short, and they are still a group of losers. After being defeated by their opponents, they were thrown into the Titan Hell..." Yue Yang explained.
"It doesn't seem right, if that's the case, why did you take this kind of failed dwarf as your name?" The Bright Eyed Thief was quite clever, realizing that something was wrong, and asked strangely. If classmate Yue Yang could convince this 'brother', he would not be a time-travelling man. With a smile in his eyes, he pretended to be high-spirited: "Because Titan is a failed dwarf, so I will keep this name firmly in my mind and remind myself not to be the same failure in the future!"
"..." The Bright Eyed Thief was speechless when he heard it. If that's the case, just remember it in your heart. Why is UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com calling such a sad name?
However, the failed dwarf, whose name was actually Titan, always felt that something was wrong.
The bright-eyed thief saw Yue Yang's wicked smile, snorted lightly, filled in his name, gender, and occupation for him, and asked, "How old are you this year?"
Classmate Yue Yang calculated with the wrench and replied seriously, "I'm two hundred years old, but I'm still unmarried, and I want a girlfriend for ten thousand years. , buttocks are fine."
Hearing what he said, the mercenaries in the room were sprayed with alcohol.
Is this kid suffering from lovesickness?
The legendary toad wants to eat swans, it is estimated that this kid is talking about!
The bright-eyed thief also rolled his eyes: "Why don't you say that the girl wants big hips and round hips, and it will take 10,000 years to love you?"
Student Yue Yang had an expression of indifference: "Loving me for 10,000 years is the shortest time limit. If you can love me for 100,000 years, it's even better, and a million years is not too much!"
“爱你的头!”明眸盗贼一拳将岳阳揍飞,觉得自己今晚怎么跟一个疯子说话了,心中好生郁闷。 Yue Yang was in a good mood, he stretched out his hand and patted the bright-eyed thief on the shoulder: "Thank you, brother, the words you said about loving you are very good, very direct, very magnanimous, a manly man, you must love vigorously! , maybe it would be better if it changed to kiss me in the face! Well, I'll use it next time I'm picking up girls. Filled out the form? Thank you very much, bro, I'll treat you to a late-night snack! I know There's a new girl with tits as big as a football in the East Tavern, come, let's have a drink together and tease her by the way!"
"You...football? What is football?" The bright-eyed thief made Yue Yang choked hard, but he was quickly attracted by the new term and asked oddly.