Chapter 144 Ice Cream Assassin, "Sword of Fairy" Starts Broadcasting

"Second senior brother, why didn't you tell me that you were coming to participate in the show?" Li Yan complained.

It’s okay if the director doesn’t tell me!

Second Senior Brother, you also hid this from me.

"The director said he wants to give you a big surprise." Zheng Hudong said.

"It's indeed quite heavy." Li Yan looked at Zheng Hudong's figure, "Second senior brother, you have become taller and taller recently."

"Yes, the master also said that I have gained a lot of plumpness." Zheng Hudong joked to himself.

Tall, plump... wouldn't it be better if you just said you've gained a lot of weight? Zhou You teased in his heart.

Zheng Hudong looks like he weighs 180 pounds.

The loose T-shirt was held up by his round belly.

The lower body is a pair of loose shorts that don't reach the knees.

Underfoot are a pair of very cool sandals.

Very life style outfit.

Very down to earth.

The second senior brother naturally integrated into Zhou You and Li Yan. Sha Rui's famous mouth greeted Zhou You and Li Yan, "I have been following "Traveler" since it started airing, and now I have caught up."

You're not just catching up... you're joining directly!

"Why did you choose to meet here?" Zhou said.

"Because this is the starting point of Xuanzang's Journey to the West," Sha Rui said, "and brother Hu Dong is filming the last scene here today. He plays the role of Tianpeng in the new version of Journey to the West."

There is also Tang Sanzang in this world.

There is also Journey to the West.

Well...the Journey to the West in this world is called "Journey to the West".

The content of the story is roughly the same as "Journey to the West", but there are differences in some places. For example, Tang Sanzang was capable of martial arts in "Journey to the West", but he was not strong enough. But it's more than enough to deal with some gremlins.

Tianpeng was indeed demoted to earth, but he was not reincarnated into a pig body.

He will turn into a pig's head only when he breaks the precepts.

Other times he is a handsome and romantic fat man.

He wanted to marry Miss Gao, but on the day they had sex, he broke the ring and turned into a pig's head...

The Blue Star version of "Journey to the West" is quite interesting.

"The director said we would start from here, so the second half of our journey is called "All the Way West,"" Zheng Hodong said with a smile.

All the way to the west... Bajie! You are violating the precepts! It will turn into a pig's head. The director has something... After teasing him for a while, Zhou Youyou said: "It might as well be called "Journey to the West"."

Shari: "This is good."

Zheng Hodong: "Journey to the West is interesting! It just so happens that we are also four people."

Li Yan: "The second senior brother is the second senior brother, then who is the senior brother Sun Wukong, who is Monk Sha, and who is Tang Sanzang?"

Zheng Hudong: "Do you need to talk about Monk Sha? It must be Sha Rui, right Lao Sha?"

As soon as Zheng Hudong said this, Zhou You and others laughed.

Sha Rui, Lao Sha! This is just right. Moreover, Sha Rui is a national TV host. Although his hosting style is diverse, he can also liven things up with humor. But after all, he is a national TV host, and he does look serious in terms of appearance, clothing, and speech and behavior.

It coincides with the image of Monk Hesha.

"Okay," Sha Rui said, "Lao Sha, let's be Lao Sha! You can't bully honest people."

"Aren't honest people meant to be bullied?" Zhou You teased.

"Then who is the monkey?" Sharui said.

Suddenly, the eyes of Sha Rui and Zheng Hudong fell on Zhou You and Li Yan.

Monkey... sounds like a curse.

"I must be the master." Li Yan began to compete for the role, "Zhou You has the aura of a senior brother."

"Yes, I think so too." Zheng Hudong said, "He has the aura of a senior brother, tall, big, and a pillar holding up the sky!"

I suspect you were driving, but I have no proof.

The key is that between Wukong and Tang Seng, Zhou You also feels that he is better than Wukong. And Zhou You likes Wukong more than Wukong and Tang Seng.

Zhou You could accept it, so he teased Li Yan: "It's not that easy to get me to call you master."

Li Yan: "I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat today."

Zhou You: "It would be too easy for you to treat us. Elder Tang has no hair. Why don't you sacrifice your hair?"

Zheng Hodong: "Yes, yes! Shave your hair!"

Sha Rui: "This is the Great Ci'en Temple. Why don't you just ask the master to help you get tonsured?"

Zhou You: "Let's go, let's go!"

So Zhou You, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui pulled and pushed Li Yan toward Da Ci'en Temple.

Li Yan: "You guys are serious."

Zheng Hudong: "Otherwise? Who made you want to be a master?"

The four of them started to make a fuss.

Of course, they didn't actually ask Li Yan to shave his hair when traveling around. Instead, they walked around Daci'en Temple and paid homage to Buddha.

Then the "Journey to the West Four" rushed to the hotel chatting and laughing.

Now the tour group has grown to four people.

The vehicle sponsored by Wuma has also been transformed into a seven-seater commercial vehicle.

The space becomes more spacious.

Director Wang Hou saw this atmosphere and said, "With the addition of Jung Ho-dong, the show suddenly became more joyful."

Wang Jia: "I was very happy before."

Prince: "That's different. Don't you think that as soon as Zheng Hudong appears, everyone can't help but laugh?"

Wang Jia: "He does look very happy."

…

Bell tower, hotel.

Because I know there will be two new guests joining the show this time. When booking the hotel, Li Yan and Zhou You discussed and booked a suite with two rooms.

It will be more convenient for four people to communicate in a suite.

You can also get to know each other faster.

After all, we are under the same roof.

When they arrived at the hotel, the four of them "visited" the hotel room.

"It's not bad," Zheng Hodong said. "The program team seems to have plenty of funds, so they can live in such a luxurious suite."

"Director Wang has always been very generous." Zhou said.

The prince heard the words and said in his heart, no, it's not me who is generous, it's Kunlun and the investors who are generous... I love you! They pamper you more.

"How can we live there?" Zheng Hudong said.

Four people in two rooms will inevitably face the problem of choosing roommates.

"How about we draw lots?" Sha Rui said.

Choosing roommates directly will inevitably result in "closerness and distance" and the experience will be very bad. Drawing lots to decide roommates completely avoids this problem.

None of the four had any objections.

Zheng Hodong made a lottery prop for picking up money.

Write the numbers one and two on each of the four slips of paper.

Two people who draw the same number live in the same room.

In the end, Zhou You and Sha Rui drew the number one, and Li Yan and Zheng Hudong drew the number two.

"God has arranged for you brothers and sisters to live in the same room." Zhou said.

After confirming their roommates, the four of them went to their rooms to put away their luggage, and then came to the living room. The four of them sat, spread out, or leaned on the sofa comfortably.

It's like being at home.

There are no restrictions.

"The weather is too hot." Zheng Hudong wiped his sweat.

Probably because he was too fat, he sweated easily and was wiping sweat from time to time.

The first thing he did when he entered the suite was to turn on the air conditioner.

But the temperature hasn't completely dropped yet.

“It’s hard to imagine that we were still wearing coats in Weizang a few days ago,” Li Yan said.

"What should we do next?" Shari asked.

"It's hot now. Let's go out and walk around later." Zhou You said, "I think the hotel has a swimming pool. Let's go swim for a while?"

"Good idea." Zheng Hudong said. He is getting hot. Swimming is definitely the best way to physically cool down after air conditioning.

"Second Senior Brother," Li Yan joked, "Can you float like this?"

"If you can't float, just take a bath." Zheng Hudong didn't care at all, he could make all kinds of jokes. Otherwise, I won’t be able to become a variety show star.

Jung Ho-dong's image is full of variety show feel.

In addition, after studying cross talk for a while, I may not be very good at it, but speaking is still very burdensome.

The four of them took their equipment and soaked in the hotel swimming pool for two hours.

In the process, Wandering gained two life points.

"Zhou You, your swimming skills are good! I feel like you can participate in the competition." Zheng Hudong said.

"Blind travel." Zhou You said. This is all due to Neptune's skills.

"Isn't your surname Zhou?" Zheng Hudong immediately came up with a joke.

Zhou You's reaction was quick, "You will be burned blind in Laojun's alchemy furnace."

"You are more talented in cross talk than me." Zheng Hudong said.

The atmosphere between the four of us is quite good.

With Zheng Hudong, Zhou You obviously feels that his words are more interesting. It was as if a switch in his body had been turned on by Zheng Hudong.

In the afternoon, when the sun was not so fierce, Zhou You and his party took a shower, put on clean clothes, and prepared to go out for a walk.

When Zheng Hudong changed his clothes and came out, Zhou You and others were dumbfounded.

Big pants and sandals. On the front of the loose T-shirt is a large, ferocious tiger head, roaring and revealing sharp fangs.

If you get another tattoo on your body, you should definitely go out on the street.

Hmm... maybe even a pseudo-Ax Gang boss.

"Second Senior Brother, are you sure you are going out like this?" Li Yan looked at Zheng Hudong.

"It'll be cooler this way." Zheng Hudong said.

Recording a program... Li Yan really wanted to say this. But then I thought about it, this is a relaxing travel show. When traveling, you can wear whatever you want. Besides, Zheng Hudong does dress like this in private.

After leaving the hotel, the group went straight to Muslim Street.

Take the second senior brother to eat.

But I didn’t go far when I came across an ice cream wholesaler.

"Make two ice creams to eat." Zheng Hudong said.

Zheng Hudong was sweating again on his forehead. Looking at him like this, he really needed an ice cream to cool down.

A group of four people walked into the wholesale store.

The landlady who was playing with her phone put down her phone and handed over a red basket, "Choose whatever you want."

Zheng Hudong: "Is it retail?"

Boss lady: "Retail."

There are rows of freezers in the store.

The freezer is filled with a dazzling array of ice cream and ice cream from various brands.

No price listed.

Zhou You originally wanted to ask the lady boss the price, but think about it, how expensive can ice cream be?

Lezi, Menglong, Jiuxi, Zhongxue Cake, Yiniu, Xuzhou Wine, Tart Festival... I looked around at all the unfamiliar ice cream brands.

Xuzhou fine wine?

Isn't this a wine company?

Why are you making ice cream too?

It seems that Tart Festival is also a liquor brand. From Thousand Islands.

Out of curiosity, Zhou You picked up Xuzhou Fine Wine...was it alcoholic? Try this.

The tour is selected immediately.

Li Yan chose a box of tarts as a gift.

Zheng Hudong Zhongxue cake.

Sha Rui chose the Longjing tea flavored Jiuxi.

I took the four ice cream sticks to check out. I didn't know if they met the "standard" of wholesale, or if Zhou You and the others were from the "Traveler" program crew, the landlady said, "Let me calculate the wholesale price for you."

Li Yan: "Thank you, boss."

Boss lady: "Total 353, I'll charge you 350."

Zhou You, Li Yan, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui said: "How much?" almost in unison. Even the surprise in his tone was the same.

Boss lady: “350 yuan.”

Zhou You: "350 yuan for four ice creams? Is there something wrong?"

Li Yan: "Yes, it's 35 yuan, right?"

Everyone found it incredible.

Public figures like Li Yansha Rui rarely eat ice cream. After all, they have to maintain their figure and caloric intake. Furthermore, after the age of twenty, men really have no interest in ice cream. Maybe I just want to try it occasionally.

Zheng Hudong actually likes to eat.

But usually the ice cream at home is bought by his wife, and he doesn’t know the price.

Traveling also means not eating or buying... The last time I had ice cream was the last time... I guess it was during my freshman year.

I have the impression that I haven’t eaten much since I was a sophomore in college.

The boss lady saw that these four people were celebrities... but why was she so ignorant? She said patiently: "Xuzhou Fine Wine Ice Cream 148, Tart Festival 89, Zhongxue Cake 68, Jiuxi Longjing Tea Flavor 48. A total of 353, the mantissa has been erased by you."

The four people around you were frightened when they heard this.

Zhou You: "Is ice cream so expensive now?" Is this ice cream made of gold?

Boss lady: “These are all big brands.”

No matter how big a brand it is, the price is outrageous! A person like me who is worth tens of millions of dollars feels like my heart is tingling! Does anyone really buy it?

Zhou You: "Is there any cheaper one?"

Zhou You remembers that I used to eat Bigfoot, Snow Lotus, Little Pudding, and Seven Dwarfs for 50 cents... I really can’t believe that ice cream is so expensive now!

I am superficial.

Fortunately, I am no longer the thin-skinned high school student. When I was studying, I encountered this kind of situation when I was checking out. Out of an inferiority complex or a mentality of saving face, I would ruthlessly pay for it! But now I don’t think it’s worth it, so I won’t buy it. Is face worth anything?

Determined not to let yourself feel unhappy.

Boss lady: "Yes."

Zhou You: "Where is the one that costs one or two yuan?"

Boss lady: "The cheapest in our store is five yuan."

Zhou You: "..."

In the end, Zhou You exchanged it for a five-yuan stick of crispy ice cream, the kind with melon seeds on top. It feels no different from the ice cream that cost 50 cents in the past.

Zheng Hudong said that he really wanted to try the flavor of this 68 ice cream, so he reluctantly bought one.

Sha Rui and Li Yan also changed to cheaper ones.

After paying, the four people came out of the store and complained wildly.

Li Yan: "Why is ice cream so expensive now?"

Zhou You: "Ice Cream Assassin!"

Shari: "I was stabbed by it."

Zheng Hudong opened the 68-yuan Zhong Xuegao and took a bite as he walked.

Zhou You: "How does the 68 yuan ice cream taste?"

Zheng Hudong: "It is indeed an ice cream worth 68 yuan!"

Li Yan: "What then?"

Jung Hodong: “It’s so cold!”

Zhou You was eating ice cream and almost smiled. Why did this man talk like this? As expected, the 68 yuan ice cream is so cold! Can the ice cream not be cold?

Sha Rui: "This is such a cold joke."

Zheng Hudong: "I feel very cold now. Just this thing costs 68 yuan? Even dogs won't eat it."

Li Yan: "Second Senior Brother, you just ate."

Zheng Hudong: "..."

This is worse than a dog!

These two brothers are really interesting.

A dog that ignores you is worse than a dog! ! It feels like a variety show. Sure enough, cross talk families are different from people who have learned cross talk.

There is no doubt that Zheng Hudong was stung by the ice cream assassin.

Zheng Hudong: "Who do you think would buy such expensive ice cream?"

Zhou You: "People like you."

Zhou You may have been influenced and influenced by Zheng Hudong, and his words also have baggage. At the same time, he was still humming a lyric in his heart: Rich people like you, stupid people like you, people like you who were stabbed by ice cream, how many people have you seen...

The four of you walked around the street eating ice cream.

Tall, short, fat and thin people walked in a row.

Put the ice cream into your mouth from time to time and then take it out.

The four celebrities went shopping while eating.

The return rate is quite high.

After all, it is difficult to see celebrities eating ice cream in reality.

"Isn't that Zhouyou Li Yan?"

"And Zheng Hudong and Sha Rui."

"Have Jung Hodong and Sa Rui also joined "Traveler"? Ahhh! This show is getting more and more judged."

"The traveler has come to Chang'an, mobile phone!"

Although passers-by did not come forward to ask for signatures and interfere with the recording of the program, many people had already taken out their mobile phones and started taking photos and videos.

The four people around you didn't care at all.

Eat whatever you want.

The main focus is reality.

[The first piece of ice cream this year, life point +1]

[Licking ice cream, regaining childhood fun, life points +1]

Is this okay?

Then I'll lick it a few more times.

When I was a child, I liked to stuff the entire ice cream into my mouth, and then slowly slide it out without biting... As I grew up, I became more experienced and knew that this action was inelegant, so I ate the ice cream and bit it directly, giving up this kind of fun. There are still many girls persisting.

Big Tongue also likes this ice cream.

It was hard at first.

It becomes soft as you eat it.

The four of them ate ice cream and headed to Muslim Street.

Huimin Street is a food street and snack street in Chang'an.

When we got here, they had already finished their ice cream.

It was just as night fell when we arrived at Muslim Street.

The lanterns are on.

People come and go on the Muslim street, including men, women, old and young, all kinds of people.

A strong northwest style and human fireworks are coming.

There are a variety of delicious food on both sides of the street.

Various snacks are available.

Zhou You, Li Yan, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui walked around and ate slowly.

Chang'an in Blue Star also served as the ancient capital of past dynasties.

Witnessed the historical changes of Qin, Han and the Star Federation.

Although Blue Star has already completed its unification, this unification is divided and combined. Just like the Three Kingdoms were divided into the late Western Han Dynasty, and then the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties and so on. Blue Star also had unrest due to certain historical reasons, which caused the unification to be broken, and then the unification was completed again.

There are also the rise and fall and changes of dynasties.

Because of its unique geographical location, Chang'an was chosen as the capital of many dynasties in history. As an ancient historical capital, Chang'an brings together delicacies from all ethnic groups. And the techniques of palace snacks from past dynasties have been inherited and passed down.

It has a wide variety of delicacies, strong ethnic characteristics, and an ancient charm.

Beef and mutton steamed buns, Qishan noise noodles, gourd chicken, Qinzhen rice skin, thousand-layer puff pastry...

Zheng Hodong, who is known as a "gourmet", will naturally not miss it.

Under the leadership of the second senior brother,

Zhou You and others first had Roujiamo, and then went to a restaurant to eat mutton steamed buns and gourd chicken.

[Taste Chang'an delicacies, life points +1]

Zhouyou will receive reminders of life points from time to time.

And while they were eating and shopping, a photo of them eating ice cream on the street was posted online by netizens, and it went viral.

…

…

The first update, a 5,000-word chapter. There is a second update.

I didn’t go to the college entrance examination this afternoon... I can’t afford it, so I’d better come back and update. I didn't perform well in Chinese yesterday and couldn't stand the exam. Please give me monthly votes, monthly votes, monthly votes, and comfort the poor author.