Chapter 667 How Difficult It Is to Be Called Dad (22)

PS: Make up for yesterday's post.

Dudu came out after pooping, looking very happy.

Just now, when she was sitting on the toilet, she found that there were many cartoons on the wall of the toilet in Liuliu's house, many fairies pooping. She looked at the fairies while pooping, and forgot to poop. When she finished pooping, she found that she had not finished looking at the fairies. She wiped her little butt and continued to look at them. She looked at them for such a long time. She didn't know that during the time she pooped and looked at the fairies, her little girlfriends had already prepared a special meal.

She lost a lot.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, *&...￥￥ # ￥##" Dudu came out and rushed straight to Xiaobai and Xier, holding Xiaobai's little hand, blah blah, but when she was nervous, she spoke in baby language.

Xiaobai stared at her little hand in surprise and shook it off in disgust, "You idiot, have you washed your hands?"

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, there are so many fairies, I'll take you to see them." Dudu took Xiaobai to the toilet to see the fairies, and Xier followed automatically, but Xiaobai saw that Dudu was going to take her to the toilet, so she got stuck at the door and refused to go in no matter how much she was persuaded, because she thought it was smelly.

Xier didn't mind the smell, so she looked inside and turned back to tell Xiaobai that there were really many fairies in the place where people poop.

Xiaobai also stuck her head in and took a quick look, came out and took two deep breaths, stuck her head in again and looked, pinching her nose and saying it was so cute. But she didn't want to look.

At this time, there was a noise at the door, it was Chengcheng and Xiaomi. Everyone finally arrived, and Shen Limin invited everyone to the table to eat.

"Where's Liuliu? Liuliu - Fat Liuliu, it's time to eat."

Dudu didn't see Liuliu, so she looked for her everywhere with concern, such as under the table, behind the door, in the crack of the sofa... but she couldn't find her. After being told that she was in the bedroom, she ran to knock on the door.

She didn't need to knock on the door. Liuliu could see through things. She could tell that it was time to eat even though she was in the room, so she took the initiative to open the door and came out.

Not only that, Liuliu also insulted Dudu: "Fatty Dudu, you are so lazy. You poop every day, eat after pooping, poop again after eating, poop again after eating, you do this all day long, hahahaha, you are so boring."

She was so angry that she came to call Liuliu to eat with good intentions, but Liuliu said this.

Dudu: "*&%%￥%￥%￥%"

She scolded Liuliu in a "euphemistic" way in baby language.

It's good to use baby language. You can scold people and vent your anger without causing conflicts. It's good for you, me and everyone.

After lunch, everyone sat for a while and went out to visit the park together. This was the highlight of the day.

Liuliu had been locked up at home and had been impatient for a long time. She had always wanted to go out. Upon hearing this, she immediately found her own slide, stepped on it with one foot, propped up the other foot on the ground, slid out, propped up again, and slid for another distance.

Seeing this, Dudu immediately ran up, stepped on it, and hugged Liuliu... He couldn't find her small waist, so he could only hug her bulging belly.

The slide carried two people and could not slide anymore. It stopped in place. Liuliu irritably asked Dudu to get off, saying that Dudu was too fat, fat Dudu.

Dudu was driven down, unwilling to give up. When Liuliu slid out, he immediately rubbed up again and hugged Liuliu from behind.

Conjoined Maruko!

"Hey~~~~~ You can't play, Dudu. Go down. You, you and Xiaobai Xier go play. Watch me slide on the slide."

"*&￥%￥ # …………&"

Dudu cursed Liuliu a few more times in baby language. She was unwillingly driven off the slide. Then Xiaobai stepped on it, pulled it twice, and pushed Liuliu down. She ran away on the slide.

Liuliu: "I *&……￥%￥%￥%￥ # %%…&…嘤嘤嘤~~"

Dudu came up immediately and said gloatingly: "Fat Liuliu, you are a strong little pomegranate. You can't cry. If you cry, you are not a human being."

Liuliu pinched her little face. Seeing Chengcheng, she came to Chengcheng to complain and play the pity, hoping to hear a story to make her happy.

Chengcheng glanced at her indifferently, opened her mouth slightly, and said that she would only let Liuliu play on the slide.

Liuliu looked at Xiaobai who was having fun in the distance, hesitated for several times, and for Chengcheng's story, she tried her best and ran to shout: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai~~~Listen to me~~~~~"

Soon she returned empty-handed and almost got kicked.

"It's a duck, it's a duck, it can't play with this Xiaobai, Baichunhua! Xiaohuahua, I have a little red flower, wow, it's a duck..." Liuliu was so angry that she was incoherent.

Shen Limin warned her not to fight.

When Liuliu saw him, she had an idea and asked: "Are you my dad?"

Shen Limin: "..."

Need I say this? Are you still a human being to ask such a question? !

"Didn't I show you the household registration book and marriage certificate? Have you forgotten again? Liuliu, Dad is so sad." Shen Limin said helplessly.

Since he was transferred back to Pujiang, he lived at home every day. Liuliu was shocked. She thought it was an uncle who came to visit her home, but she didn't expect him to live in her home every day. Is her mother Zhu that kind of girl? She mustered up the courage to protect Mother Zhu and blocked the door with her machete. She was also desperate.

Shen Limin had no choice but to discuss with Zhu Xiaojing and find out the household registration book and marriage certificate to show her, one is to prove that they are a family, and the other is to prove that she and Mother Zhu are husband and wife.

"Then go and take back Liuliu's slide." Liuliu instigated.

Shen Limin said: "Xiaobai is visiting our house today, so let Xiaobai play for a while, and I will give it back to you later."

"I want to play now, I want to let Chengcheng play, Chengcheng can tell me stories after playing."

Shen Limin had an idea and said, "Then you call me daddy."

Pomegranates: →_→

"What are you calling?"

"dad."

"Hey, hahaha 6666~~~~"

She took advantage and ran away, making her father angry and secretly grinding his teeth.

"hiahiahia~~~" Xi'er looked at him and smiled.

Shen Limin said awkwardly: "My family is so naughty."

Xi'er nodded.

"Are you good friends?"

"Yes, Liliu is very naughty, but I like her so much."

"You're so good."

"hiahiahia, I'm pretty good. I usually don't tell others, ╭(╯^╰)╮"

"Hahaha, really?! I heard that, everyone said that you are very sensible and love to laugh."

"I'm also good at calling daddy."

"..."

This ability is really amazing. Shen Limin didn't think much about it. Everyone came to a nearby park. The autumn weather was crisp and clear today, which was perfect for going out to enjoy the scenery. The park is very lively, there are many children, and there are many things to play and eat. As soon as they arrived at the park gate, the children were attracted by the candied haws seller. Zhang Tan rushed to pay, but was stopped by Liuliu, who said that she was treating him today. , of course, this "she" covers a particularly wide range, including Mother Zhu and Father Zhu behind her.

Liuliu called to Zhu's father, saying that Xi'er and Dudu wanted to eat candied haws, and asked him to help buy seven skewers.

"Isn't there 6 people? Why buy 7 skewers?"

"I'm so tired, why don't I eat another bunch? I came here running, eh eh eh eh..."

She plausibly said that she had given the skateboard to other children to play with just now, which made her walk all the time. It was so hard and tiring, so eating an extra bunch of candied haws on a stick wouldn't be too much, right?

"Then just call me dad and I'll buy it for you."

This time, Liuliu didn't cheat and shouted happily: "Dad Zhu, give me some candied haws."