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Chapter 1163: A Mess!!! (22 Extra Chapters for the Silver Alliance to Grab Your Lollipop)

"About Xiaobai? Is it a funny thing?" Xiaobai asked with interest.

Bai Jianping: "It's not funny, I hate it!"

"What?" Xiaobai asked.

Malanhua also asked: "What's going on?"

Bai Jianping said bitterly: "Before you left, didn't you let..."

Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Malanhua.

Malanhua was very unhappy and said: "I'm going? I'm going to go with a hammer! Where am I going? Isn't this a good thing for me? I'm not dead yet!"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, don't think too much about it. That's it, Lao Ma, before you go to the city..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ma Lanhua: "Old Ma, Old Ma, if you open your mouth and shut up, you are Lao Ma! Lao Ma is a hammer!!! Lao Ma is not as good-looking as the women in magazines, right?!..."

The accusation made Bai Jianping speechless.

Xiaobai didn't dare to say anything.

After a while of silence, Malanhua asked in the darkness: "What's going on? Tell me!"

So Bai Jianping said: "Before Lanhua went to Chucheng, didn't you ask Xiaobai to come and see me more? But! Xiaobai turned a deaf ear to me and didn't come to see me at all. Occasionally, he still came to play with Xiwawa. , look at me by the way, I'm so miserable~"

When Xiaobai heard this, he immediately became excited, climbed out of bed, and retorted loudly: "I, I, I helped you clean today, I'm tired!"

"You came to help me today. That's why I called you to come. I bought you a box of bear drinks before you started working... Look at my baby, how filial her baby is..."

Bai Jianping elaborated on the good things about Xibao and the bad things about bringing out Xiao Bai, which made Xiao Bai grind his baby teeth angrily.

It wasn't over yet. In the darkness, Bai Jianping picked up his phone, opened his notepad, and looked at the complaints one by one.

It seems that the resentment is deep-rooted, but it just doesn't happen usually.

"Lanhua, let me tell you another hateful thing. You may already know that Nao is generous and doesn't care about Xiaobai, but I can't bear this tone. I must seek justice for you."

Bai Jianping waited for a while, and when he saw that Ma Lanhua didn't talk to him in the dark, he was not discouraged, so he said to himself: "1. Xiao Bai formed a gang, called many melons, and formed some kind of children's choir. , what is the name of the Malanhua Children’s Chorus! ! I asked, Xiaobai gave it a name. At that time, Zhang Tan asked me what it was called, and everyone came up with it. It's a nice name. When I heard it, Xiaobai jumped out and said, "Why don't you call me Ma Lanhua?" This melon boy is so heartless...2,...3,...4,...5,..."

After talking about one item after another, when Bai Jianping reached the fifth item, Xiao Bai's faint voice suddenly sounded next to his head: "Uncle, I don't even know how to yell at you!"

Xiaobai suddenly appeared next to Bai Jianping's bed, lying down and talking in his ear, scaring him half to death and instinctively squeezing against the wall!

"Xiaobai, when did you climb up?!!"

"How can I show off in a cool way?"

"Handsome hammer."

"Praise me."

"Crawl away, I'm so scared."

"Then why are you angry with me?"

"Did you do these? Did I say anything wrong?"

"I don't even know how to yell at you. Uncle, please don't make me anxious or watch me bite you."

"You threaten me? Threaten your uncle!"

"It's a shame, don't panic, I'll bite you once and I won't bite you a second time."

"Then I still want to thank you."

"Thank you, Sarah."

"Your baby is a bit fierce."

"Look at my iron head skills!"

"Your baby is so fierce."

"Watch me stab you!"

"You are definitely a treasure, you have salt and flavor~"

While the two were noisy, Ma Lanhua, who was on the lower bunk, became furious and roared: "It's a prank!!!"

Bai Jianping stopped talking immediately, and Xiaobai asked him in a low voice: "What is aunt talking about?"

Bai Jianping whispered: "Don't make any noise, she's going to beat you up!"

"Oh, I'm so excited~"

In the darkness, I heard Xiaobai climb off the bed and go to his own crib. But at this time, Malanhua's roar sounded again in the darkness: "Xiaobai, you little melon, you stepped on my hand and strangled me!!"

"Oh haha~~ I didn't mean to do it, I'm sorry, aunt~"

Bai Jianping, who was on the upper bunk, took the opportunity to add insult to injury: "Xiao Bai definitely did it on purpose, she is just a doll on purpose..."

Xiaobai retorted, standing under the bed and arguing with Bai Jianping.

Malanhua's head was buzzing. She thought that after leaving the city, she wouldn't have to take care of Xiao Xiaobai anymore and she could rest quietly for a while. Unexpectedly, it would be even noisier after she came back! ! !

Her head was getting bigger and bigger. Just when she couldn't bear it anymore, she took a deep breath, her chest rose and fell violently, and she suppressed the roar that burst out of her chest. She stuffed her fingers into her ears. Here, close your eyes, calm down, and keep your ears quiet...

The sun rose early the next morning, and it was another sunny day with pleasant temperatures.

In the corridor of the small building, Xi'er was riding a horse. Riding, she came to the door of Bai Jianping's house. The door was closed and no one came out yet.

She immediately rode her papa horse back to inform her sister that Xiaobai and her uncle and aunt hadn't gotten up yet.

She stood by the wall, raised her head and looked at the wall clock, and said, "It's so late, they haven't gotten up yet, they are all lazy!"

She ran into the room and came out with a paper whistle in her mouth. The other end of the whistle was rolled up. When she blew it, it made a whistle sound, and the rolled end immediately became straight, and when the whistle stopped, it rolled back.

Xier blew it and walked out of the house. Tan Jiner asked her what she was going to do.

"I'm going to wake up Xiaobai!"

"You're not allowed to go!"

"I want to go."

"You're not allowed to go! They are sleeping, why are you going to wake them up?!"

"The sun is so high, they will be hungry if they don't eat breakfast."

"Why do you worry about everything?"

"hiahia The early bird catches the worm, they won't get any worms."

"I'd better take you out to play."

"I'm not going~"

At this time, someone in Xiaobai's house on the other side had woken up. It was Bai Jianping. He yawned and picked up his phone to check. When he saw the time was half past eight, he was shocked and immediately got out of bed, put on his shoes and went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

He had to go to work today and was going to be late.

As soon as he quarreled, Malanhua and Xiaobai also woke up.

Malanhua felt that she did not sleep well, her whole body was sore and sleepy.

The other two quarreled until midnight last night, which made her so angry that she lost her sleep.

After she got up, she saw Xiaobai still lying in bed, so she lifted Xiaobai's quilt and patted his little face and butt.

"Wake up, wake up, don't sleep anymore! Get up! You were so energetic last night, but now you are wilted?"

Malanhua wants to take revenge on Xiaobai, don't even think about sleeping in!

Xiaobai was completely awakened by the tossing and turning, and was dragged by Malanhua to brush his teeth and wash his face in a daze.

Malanhua looked at Xiaobai in the mirror, and was amazed. She looked left and right, up and down, pinched here and there, and sighed: "You used to be a black baby, but now you are so white!"

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