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Chapter 977: Popularity (12)

A great monk in yellow robes clasped his hands and walked out of the crowd. He looked at Xiaobai kindly, first said "Amitabha" to clear the way, and at the same time used this to identify himself, and then said: "How glorious it is to take a life; Monk, this is so wonderful! This little benefactor is so kind-hearted that he can even tame monkeys and is willing to listen to you. How brilliant it is to sacrifice his life. "

Xiaobai blinked and blinked, not understanding what the great monk meant.

Suddenly, Xiwa's voice came from beside him:

“Emi tofu~~Emi tofu~~”

I saw Xi'er clasping her hands together in a decent manner, mumbling something in her mouth, and then saying hello to the great monk.

Her behavior startled the great monk. When he looked at it carefully, he was shocked and said, "Monk, you are so wonderful! This little benefactor is destined to be my Buddha, and he is born with good roots ~ Amitabha!"

Xi'er clasped her hands together and continued: "Emi tofu~~Emi tofu, hiahia~"

The baby Buddha she hung around her neck was sparkling and round as jade.

If it weren't for the following sentence hiahia, Zhang Tan would have thought that this was a little nun who ran away from the nunnery on Mount Emei?

He quickly blocked Xi'er behind him, but he couldn't let the great monk abduct Xi'er to become a monk. It would be strange if Tan Jin'er didn't fight with him.

The big monk seemed to notice his wariness and said: "Donor, don't get me wrong. I have no intention of asking the little benefactor to become a monk. I just think they are cute and kawaii. One of them has good roots and the other has wisdom roots. They are both in this world." Small boutique, really rare. ”

Zhang Tan: "...Are monks and nuns so fashionable now? They all speak in Internet terms."

The great monk said: "Donors should not look at contemporary monks with old eyes. We also need to keep pace with the times."

Zhang Tan: "But can Buddha understand it?"

The great monk said: "Buddha, there is no chance that Wai Wai will not understand if you drop earwax. All things are spiritual. Some can speak and some can understand. Buddha is their audience."

"What? What is Waiwai earwax?" Zhang Tan didn't understand.

At this time, a young man explained: "Waiwai earwax drops are yyds, which means eternal god. It is the latest trendy Internet term."

Only then did Zhang Tan notice that the great monk was followed by a camera and a host holding a microphone. The young man who just spoke was the host.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

The host and the great monk spoke at the same time.

"Recording an outdoor variety show."

"Promote Buddhism."

After the words fell, the two looked at each other, and the great monk said: "The purpose of recording an outdoor variety show is to promote Buddhism, have fun, and relax. There is no conflict between the two."

A young monk came over. The older monk laughed and scolded him, scolding him for secretly going to eat ice cream but not bringing him one. Then he introduced to Zhang Tan: "This is the young monk. He is stupid and fat. He looks like a rich second generation." , Actually no, he is just fat and lazy, Buddha would not like him. "

The young monk is about eight or nine years old, fair and chubby. He was looking intently at Xiaobai and Xi'er beside Zhang Tan, especially Xi'er, because Xi'er still clasped her hands together to make a rice-tofu look.

The young monk asked his master in a low voice: "Master, Master, did you still go to the nunnery on the mountain? You also asked this young master to come down the mountain."

The great monk whispered: "Oh, it was so difficult last time on TV, and you came to mess with me! If I hadn't kept the rules and discipline, I would have stabbed you to death! From today on, I am not your master. , don’t bother me again.”

The master and apprentice were making jokes, while the host on the other side warmly invited Zhang Tan to participate in the recording of their program.

He recognized that Zhang Tan was Zhang Tan. The currently being released "The Wind" was his work. He had seen his photo at the premiere.

Zhang Tan declined, as they still wanted to go to the mountains to play.

The host did the next best thing and invited Xiaobai and Xi'er to participate in the show, and said: "It won't take long, just talk and chat casually with Master Yansheng."

He looked at Xi'er and said: "I think this little sister has a fate with the Buddha. She has always been in Emi Tofu. Meeting her is fate. Let her chat with Master Yansheng! Our program is an environmental protection promotion program. What is important is to protect the natural scenery of Mount Emei..."

Zhang Tan sought everyone's opinions and finally agreed. He came and sat down under a big pine tree. Four people sat in front of the stone table, one was Master Yansheng, the other was Zhang Tan, and the other two were Xiaobai and Xi'er.

The camera is on them.

Master Yansheng said: "Let's teach the Dharma."

Zhang Tan opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but when he looked at Xiaobai and Xi'er, the two children had already nodded.

He simply said nothing. Alas, he knew nothing about Buddhism.

Maybe... He looked at Xi'er, maybe Xi'er could say something, isn't this always Emi Tofu?

Master Yansheng praised Xiaobai and Xi'er for their cuteness, and Zhang Tan said, "You are also very cute."

Master Yansheng smiled and nodded, acknowledging this, and said: "When everyone is cute together, it is really cute."

Zhang Tan: "What will Master teach us today?"

Zhang Tan didn't expect that when he took his family to visit Mount Emei, he would accidentally bump into an environmental protection promotion program on a local station, and he would take Xiaobai and Xi'er with him.

It’s the first time I’m in the same room as a kid, so I’m contributing here.

Xiaobai and Xier were very happy after recording the show. They excitedly discussed that they would call Liuliu to tell her that they were on TV.

Zhang Tan made the excuse that the signal on the mountain was not good and that they would make the call after returning to the hotel.

He hoped that the two would forget about the call when they returned to the hotel, so as not to cause great psychological trauma to Liuliu and further entangle him.

Even if Xiaobai and Xier still did not forget it after returning to the hotel, it would be better than calling now, at least it could make Liuliu happy for a few more hours.

After saying goodbye to Master Yansheng, they continued to move forward on the mountain.

What they didn't know was that the show was broadcast that night, on the local Chengdu TV station.

Once the show was broadcast, it exceeded expectations and received a particularly good response.

The host, who was the one who had the idea to invite Zhang Tan to the show, said to the producer: "Zhang Tan's appeal is so strong. He is really popular now. He only appeared in our show for five minutes, and the ratings increased by more than one point. What a terrifying influence. Fortunately, I recognized him in time and insisted on inviting him. Otherwise, it would be a pity to miss him."

The producer nodded and affirmed his contribution, saying that he would give him credit.

The program director came to report at this time: "Many viewers called and asked who the cute monk and the two cute girls are. Can you introduce them? Producer, how should we answer? Should we unify them?"

Master Yansheng became popular because of his cute words.

Xiaobai and Xier also became popular because they are the synonyms of cute.

Three cute people, sitting under a big pine tree and chatting about Buddhism, this scene is very cute in itself, and it became popular for a while, and the interview program video was widely circulated on the Internet.

Of course, some people recognized that there were four people talking about Buddhism, and the fourth person was the screenwriter Zhang Tan. However, those were just minor episodes and did not affect the overall situation.

Then someone broke the video of Xiaobai and Xier subduing the monkeys on Mount Emei. At the beginning, many people took videos with their mobile phones and released them with the help of the east wind.

Xier's "Emi Tofu" became a trendy Internet term, and Xiaobai was said by netizens to be the incarnation of a druid, and the monkeys automatically surrendered to her aura.

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