Chapter 356 Tell Me, This Pair of Sisters Is the Last

"Too close."

Hojo Kyosuke said weakly, because he knew that Haruno would never pay attention.

Sure enough, after hearing this, the girl who exuded a strong aura like a tiger entering a penguin house came closer, and the slightly red hair had already poked Hojo Kyosuke's face.

Although helpless, someone did not intend to retreat, because if he did so, Haruno would definitely show a happy expression of a successful prank and come closer.

"How boring, Kyosuke, I thought I would hear something like 'Yukinoshita?'"

The girl said this with a pout, her tone was innocent, as if it was a lover's whisper, acting coquettishly.

"Oh! I know what's next!"

Yamauchi Sakura raised her right hand and trotted to the other side of Hojo Kyosuke, then smiled and looked at Aunt Mikiko and said the second half of the joke:

"Ahem, Hojo Kyosuke, there are two Yukinoshita here, which one are you calling, the Big Yukinoshita or the Little Yukinoshita?"

"Puff~Hahahahaha!!!"

Before everyone else, Kasumigaoka Utaha burst into laughter.

And until she raised her right hand to cover her mouth and looked at Hojo Mikiko embarrassedly, Eriri and the others were still at a loss, not knowing what the secret was that could make this snow girl laugh like this.

"Oh~Hehe~Um~Sakura, that's too much! You can't joke like this!"

Hojo Mikiko, who laughed second, covered her mouth after laughing twice, but her cheeks were still bulging, and her eyes couldn't help looking at Yukinoshita Yukino who was still standing at the door like a stone fox.

Too much?

Yukinoshita and Eriri frowned at the same time. The latter looked back and forth between the two Yukinoshitas, one big and one small, and then laughed insincerely.

She was crisp and delicate, like a child who had snatched the only shiso leaf tempura from the table.

Now the only person who was still frowning and thinking hard was Yukinoshita Yukino.

"Little Yukino, come and sit over here."

Hojo Mikiko looked at the serious-looking girl standing at the door. Even though she had heard Sakura say it many times, she couldn't help but laugh.

Sure enough, she is a very serious person, Yukinoshita Yukino.

"..."

Yukinoshita, who was still thinking, couldn't help but stiffen when she heard this greeting. She felt that the blood flow slowed down by two beats, and then nodded quickly and walked over in small steps.

Because she was hurriedly pulled out by her sister, she simply wore a blue hoodless sweatshirt and white casual pants, and her hair hung loosely behind her.

The two feet in white cotton socks were put together, and the palms of the hands kicked up slightly at the knees of the pants. The girl sat down meticulously in a standard sitting posture.

"Hehe~ Don't be so nervous." Hojo Mikiko laughed.

"No, I'm not..."

Yukinoshita habitually wanted to say that this was just a common sitting posture, and wanted to explain that there was no factor that would make her nervous in the current situation, but she realized that the person next to her was Hojo Kyousuke's mother, her elder, and then shut her mouth obediently.

Looking around, she found that everyone was either sitting ducks or putting their legs to one side of the body, and the postures were very relaxed and comfortable.

Pursing her lips, Yukinoshita began to adjust her posture somewhat unaccustomed.

But before she found a comfortable angle, her eyes suddenly widened.

Big Yukinoshita, Little Yukinoshita...

She turned her head again and looked at her sister, Sakura, Yukino teacher and the unknown girl who were sitting at the bottom.

Because everyone was sitting in a row, she naturally saw the curves that were like waves with one peak higher than another.

She lowered her head and looked at the sweater that was tightly attached to her body.

The girl's pale blue eyes were immediately filled with anger.

It would be fine if it was just her sister, but now Yamauchi Sakura has joined in, it's like a comet-level disaster turned into a cosmic disaster.

Why hasn't this world that likes to play word games been destroyed yet! ?

No wonder Sakura has a connection with her sister, birds of a feather flock together!

The girl raised her head and glared at the two people beside her, only to see that they were also staring at her intently.

Noticing Yukinoshita Yukino's expression and sensing the anger in her pretty eyes, Yamauchi Sakura and Yukinoshita Haruno immediately laughed unscrupulously. Both pairs of eyes curved into crescents, adding a more cheerful atmosphere to the banquet.

This laughter immediately infected Kasumigaoka, Eriri and others, and everyone laughed again immediately, even Hojo Kyosuke, who had been trying to restrain himself, couldn't help but turn his head and laugh out loud.

Really, why should I be soft-hearted, why not just let this guy come alone!

Yukinoshita Yukino was so angry that her teeth itched.

"Yoshi, yoshi, don't be angry, don't be angry, just look at Miss Yang No, you will continue to grow up in the future."

Hojo Mikiko took the hand of the girl who suddenly looked like a child and said gently.

If Miyamizu Yotsuba was here, she would definitely sigh at the imagination of Hojo Kyosuke and his mother, because she had heard the same thing from Hojo Kyosuke. However, unlike the little girl who sighed and could only choose to believe helplessly, Yukinoshita Yukino frowned:

"No, I don't think the size of my breasts is something worth caring about. I'm angry, no, I just wonder why someone can be so bored..."

"Okay, okay, Yukino-chan, don't be angry." Hojo Mikiko narrowed her eyes and cut off the following words.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Yukinoshita felt that the "Yukino-chan" that Hojo Kyosuke's mother called out to her had a completely different meaning from the way Yamauchi Sakura usually called her.

Although his mother seemed to have known Yukinoshita, Hojo Kyosuke still stood up to introduce the two.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Yukinoshita Haruno."

Yukinoshita Haruno sat in her original position in an upright position, bowed slightly to Hojo Kyosuke's parents on both sides, and greeted others with a smile.

The girl is worthy of being the heir of the Yukinoshita family and the face of the Yukinoshita family. She was just like a naughty child, but in an instant she turned into a lady from a noble family.

Whether it was the degree of the bow or the angle of the head, it ensured that the other person could see her most perfect appearance from that angle. The curvature of the eyebrows and mouth corners, the placement of the hands, and even the bend of the elbows seemed to have been strictly trained, perfect to the extreme.

Behind her, the brilliance on Yukinoshita Yukino's face seemed to dim a little. She, who always paid attention to etiquette, could not even make a decent smile. She just bowed and introduced herself as if imitating her sister.

Even people who didn't know her could see something strange about her, not to mention the people in Ruyi House who had seen her and Kasumigaoka Utaha confront each other without giving in.

Looking at Yukinoshita Yukino in front of her, who seemed to have been robbed of all her colors by her sister, no one could match her with the high-class flower whose eyes exuded a fascinating brilliance, as if she could freeze people into ice chips with just words, and completely kill them from the body and even the entire existence.

Eriri frowned her golden eyebrows, squinted her eyes and looked at Yukinoshita Yukino. Don't get me wrong, she also wore her contact lenses well today. Such an expression just meant that she encountered a difficult question.

"Hey, what's wrong with Yukinoshita?" She quietly poked Kasumigaoka's arm with her elbow and asked in a low voice.

At this moment, Kasumigaoka Utaha was also staring at Yukinoshita Yukino, who was like a wooden man, with great interest. Her wine-red eyes were full of amusement and doubt.

Hearing the words coming from the side, she took a sip of water and then laughed softly:

"Maybe it's that I always feel a little uncomfortable attending a banquet with my family. Isn't it the same for you, Sawamura-san?"

Hearing this, the first thought in Eriri's head was: This guy is worthy of it. He can think of such an appropriate example at once.

Indeed, when I and my mother went to boring banquets and faced those boring upper-class people, we would wear masks and repeat those meaningless etiquette.

Before, Eriri thought that Yukinoshita was so powerful, and she must be the kind of person who doesn't care about other people's eyes and does her own thing like Kasumigaoka. Now it seems that she is very similar to me?

Sure enough, if I didn't need to maintain the dignity of being a lady, I could also scold Kasumigaoka like Yukinoshita and make her speechless.

Thinking of this, Eriri looked at Yukinoshita with a little more approval.

However, when she saw Yang No chatting with the people on both sides, she was smiling and looking like a lady, and she felt something was wrong.

If there is a resemblance, it should be Yukinoshita's sister and me, right? After all, as long as she puts on the mask, she is an impeccable princess, not like Yukinoshita now, sitting aside, as if abandoned by the whole world.

Eriri's eyebrows, which had just been stretched, wrinkled again. This idiot with rich emotions and strong empathy couldn't help but have a mess of thoughts in his mind.

Looking at Kasumigaoka Utaha next to him, this guy is still holding the glass of white water that has not been reduced at all, squinting his eyes that seem to be glowing red, staring at Yukinoshita Yukino over there like a venomous snake that has found delicious prey.

Sure enough, I can't have the slightest expectation for this liar. I'm so stupid that I actually want to seek answers from this woman who feeds on lies.

Bah!

Eriri quietly stuck out her tongue in her heart, then carefully, little by little, moved closer to the table, and then moved her right leg out from under her buttocks and stretched it under the table.

"Ahem..."

She pretended to cough, and by bending over to cover her mouth, her glasses, which worked very well after wearing glasses, immediately locked someone's position.

Her small feet in white cotton pantyhose quietly kicked out at the person's feet.

The movement of the lower body did not affect the girl's upper body stability at all. Her delicate little face was ready to say "Come here!", waiting for the person to look at her.

But across the table, the idiot Hojo Kyosuke didn't react at all! ?

What happened? Did she kick the wrong person?

Thinking of this possibility, Eriri immediately looked nervously at Yukinoshita Haruno and Yamauchi Sakura next to Hojo Kyosuke, and a sentence "Oh, my legs seem to be numb from sitting" was ready to come out, ready to defend her behavior. However, the two people also had no reaction.

"Ahem..."

Coughing, bending over, covering her mouth, she locked onto the position of the clerk with her eyes that were unusually effective after wearing contact lenses.

In order to prevent the other party from moving around and kicking the wrong person, the girl kicked out again without hesitation, this time with a little more force.

The azure eyes once again prepared a special signal between the two of them, ready to call the clerk over.

But it's a pity that this inevitable kick seemed to hit the audience, and the three people on the opposite side still had no reaction.

Um? ? !

"Ahem..."

After coughing three times in a row, Yinglili put her hands on the table and struck out with both legs at the same time.

Once, twice, three times...

At the beginning, seeing that Hojo Kyosuke still had no reaction, Eiri was still wondering if there was a time and space tunnel under the table, and had her feet traveled to a different world? But as she gradually increased her strength, she finally saw the body of the boy opposite her shaking as she wished.

Hum! A mere chore, how dare you not respond to this supervisor’s call!

Seeing that Hojo Kyousuke still hadn't turned around and was still talking to Yukinoshita's sister, the blond lady kicked harder. Anyway, when she was still living at home, this chore asked her to step on him and give him a massage on the grounds that he needed to be paid for being a model. No one knew better than her about Kyousuke Hojo's tolerance.

A pair of blue eyes lit up, obviously having fun.

Bang, bang, bang—

Even the dishes on the table were shaking and making constant noises.

With a smile that couldn't be hidden on Yukino Momori's face, she looked around. Everyone at the table, including Hojo-kun's mother, was snickering. No one wanted to remind Eiri, so she couldn't help but raise her hand. I want to remind the other party.

A wry smile appeared on Hojo Kyousuke's lips.

He felt it as early as Eri's first kick. He didn't even need to turn around to know that the other party wanted to call him over, but he was not the only one who felt it. Yukinoshita Harano on the right also noticed it.

"Huh?? Is this the kind of play under the table in comics?"

While this guy was whispering, he actually reached out to grab Yinglili's feet.

Although I have always known that Yangno is a pure fun person who likes to have fun even more than Sakura. Every day, she is either watching fun or making fun. But he didn't expect this guy to be so, so... With Hojo Kyousuke's mind, he couldn't think of a good adjective for a while.

He quickly reached out and grabbed Yangno's hand. If Eirili's little feet were really captured, that shameless guy would definitely die in society.

"Why are you here?" He asked a question.

"Ah da yo! I'm so sad. Don't Kyousuke welcome me?" Yangno pouted her lips, and her smiles were alluring.

"Aren't you supposed to be very busy? There are various banquets and the like." Hojo Kyosuke was not moved at all by his lover-like coquettishness.

"What banquet is more important than your celebration banquet, Kyosuke? If my mother knew about it, she might come with her. After all, you are the most outstanding young man in Neon right now, the question mark of the new century, "Heisei Style" ”

"Spare me, just looking at you and Yukinoshita, I can't imagine how scary Mrs. Yukinoshita can be." Hojo Kyousuke gritted his teeth.

The little foot kicked towards him under the table became harder and harder. Hojo Kyosuke tried his best to sit still and grabbed Yono's hand that was about to capture Eri's little foot.

However, seeing that even the table began to shake, he couldn't help but reveal a wry smile.

What a fool.

"Ahem..."

Skillfully, oh, the person coughing is not Eri-ri, but Hojo Kyousuke.

Just placing his hands gently on the table calmed the turmoil.

"The table is too small and there is not enough room for seating. I will ask the store to add another table."

His extraordinarily thick skin allowed him to act as if nothing had happened. He spoke casually, then raised his hand and told the waiter who was serving the food this request. He stood up and walked to Yinglili. He sat down between him and Senior Shiyu.

He gently touched Yinglili's body with his elbow, but as expected, he didn't get any response.

He lowered his head and saw that the girl's fair cheeks were already flushed, even brighter than the naked tuna on the table. The crimson fuel spread from her face to her small crystal ears. The usually thin and transparent ears now turned as bright red as pomegranates.

"Hehehe~~ Sawamura-san is too tired after just exercising. He may not have the energy to talk to you anymore, Kyosuke."

There was a deep smile in Kasumigaoka Shiyu's voice. This eldest lady is really stupid and cute.

She was still coughing, and I didn't know whether she was trying to cover it up or reminding everyone that she was going to start a secret operation.

Upon hearing this, Yinglili immediately raised her head and glared at the other party with watery blue eyes.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu! Why doesn't this guy remind himself?

"Ah, Sawamura-san has regained his energy again."

Kasumigaoka Shiu laughed in a wicked way, then lowered her head and took a sip of water. The white water that looked more like a decoration than a drink finally became a little shallower, as if Eiri's angry look was too much for her. Same as appetizers.

"It's all your fault!"

Eiriri took a look at the situation, and finally decided to settle the score with this witch in the future under the pressure of being an idol. She turned to look at Hojo Kyosuke and used the pinching technique that only she in the whole family knew how to do.

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault. So, what happened? You suddenly called me over."

Hojo Kyosuke smiled and agreed. This idiot said he was pinching people, but he didn't know how to do it. Every time he pinched his muscles with a lot of hands, instead of just grabbing a small piece of skin and twisting it, it didn't hurt at all, it was more like a massage.

Endure it! Endure it! I, Eriri, endured it!!

Aunt Mikiko is still here, and Kyosuke's sister, Kasumigaoka Utaha, is next to her. She has to be a perfect young lady!

The girl gritted her teeth and said in her heart, and then she couldn't help complaining that the quality of this table was too poor! She didn't even use any strength, but it shook so exaggeratedly! If someone wanted to dance on the table, wouldn't they fall on their buttocks?

Really, I must give them serious suggestions later.

By the way, I can let Yukino go. She is the most suitable for this kind of thing!

Thinking of this, Eriri finally remembered why she made such a fool of herself, and why she wanted to summon Hojo Kyosuke.

After turning her head carefully and looking around to make sure no one was looking at her, Eriri slowly retracted her feet and adjusted her sitting position.

"Stupid errand boy! Why didn't you come over just now?"

After saying this harshly, this guy who never remembered grudges quickly threw out the next question.

She secretly glanced at Yukinoshita Yukino, and saw that the girl who was just like a stone fox in front of the shrine's torii gate was now looking at a helpless expression, trying hard to eat the food that Aunt Mikiko kept putting in front of her.

Damn! I also want to sit next to Aunt Mikiko!

Although past experience has told her that if she wants to maintain her beauty, things like skewers must not appear on beautiful girls, but looking at Yukinoshita, Eriri still can't help but feel jealous.

"Try this, it's grilled fish marinated in white miso popular in Kansai."

Kyosuke Hojo put the several stacks of grilled fish that the waiter had just brought on the table in front of the two girls next to him, so Eriri, this idiot, is easy to understand. Although she likes to say some awkward and inexplicable words, even if she doesn't master the "code book", her thoughts can be seen clearly from the expression on her face.

At this moment, the desire in her blue eyes and the slightly crystal-like corners of her mouth are clearly telling Hojo Kyosuke "I want to eat, I want to eat!"

"White miso? What's the difference?"

Eriri has 1.2 million faiths in someone's taste in food. Upon hearing this, she immediately retracted her gaze and sucked her saliva hard, not even caring whether the sound of sucking her saliva would be heard by Kasumigaoka Utaha.

"Hmm~"

Hojo Kyosuke pondered for a moment: "Compared to the red miso used in Kanto, white miso uses more rice koji and less salt, and tastes sweeter."

Because Sakura is from Kyoto, he has paid more attention to Kansai cuisine since he was a child. The simple and delicious "Saikyo pickles" are a must.

"The plump silver cod in spring is marinated with Saikyo white miso, and the miso is wiped off to prevent it from burning. Put tin foil on the grill and bake it slowly over low heat. The fat in the fish skin slowly melts with a crackling sound, and the aroma of the oil mixed with the sweet taste of miso permeates the fish meat. When the fish meat shows a beautiful brown color, a Kyoto dish "Silver Cod Saikyo Pickles" that only nobles and monks could enjoy during the Heian period is ready. "

Hojo Kyosuke's voice was clear and long, as if it could take people back to the distant Heian era, allowing diners to see how hard the ancients inland made to eat delicious sea fish.

For this process of listening to the chef's introduction before enjoying the food, Eriri and Kasumigaoka, who often go to high-end restaurants and have a world-class chef at home, have long been accustomed to it. Just like Sakura said, the time waiting for the chef to finish the food is also the happiest time in the world.

After hearing this, Eriri had completely forgotten the embarrassing thing before, staring at the steaming and browned grilled fish in front of her, and she seemed to have tasted the wonderful taste in her mouth.

"Oh! Kyosuke is really worthy of it, he knows it clearly. "Yukinoshita Haruno on the other side clapped her hands and exclaimed, her slightly purple eyes full of admiration.

This person is really amazing. Hojo Kyosuke smiled and nodded. No matter who it is, facing such compliments, they will not be able to help but think that the other person is really a good guy.

Of course, except for him. When they first met, he had already seen through what kind of person Yukinoshita Haruno was.

She was a girl completely opposite to Yukinoshita Yukino.

The younger sister is the snow under the snow, with pure and amazing beauty. Her world is full of white and clean snow, cold and without a trace of dirt.

The older sister is the sunshine in the sky, blooming with desirable light at any time, with gorgeous and stunning Purpose is beautiful. She is the sunshine, shining on everything. Naturally, she can see everything in the world, and can see through all people's hearts and the dirt in their hearts. This is why she is welcomed wherever she goes. Even when she sees the dirtiest corners of the world, she can still smile and deal with the world in the "Yukinoshita Haruno way".

False

The praise overflowing from her mouth and the just-right admiration in her eyes are all false.

So much so that when they first met, she asked if he was Miki's boyfriend. Whether this behavior was really out of curiosity about her friend's feelings or just for fun, Hojo Kyosuke still hasn't figured it out. Of course, he doesn't care much.

After all, Yukinoshita Haruno is someone who can't get drunk.

Whether she speaks the truth or talks nonsense after drinking, it doesn't apply to her, because she is always sober, and every word she says may be carefully modified.

"In fact, it can be further processed~"

Okudera Miki took over her friend's words, then picked up a seasoning bottle on the table, picked up one, sprinkled some on her plate of silver cod Nishikyo pickles, and handed it to Yukinoshita Haruno.

"Wow! Sure enough, the fragrance is more prominent!" Yukinoshita Haruno took a deep breath and shouted in surprise.

"Haha, right, this is what Kyosuke taught me." Miki said with a smile, and her words were indescribably proud.

Hojo Kyosuke looked at the two older sisters opposite him with a faint smile on his face. He was about to say something, but suddenly felt a pain in his side.

Turning his head, it was not surprising that Eriri was attacking him with his elbow again.

The blonde lady raised her proud chin and nodded at the grilled fish in front of Yukinoshita Haruno.

Hojo Kyosuke gestured, picked up a bottle of seasoning, and cast a magic on her grilled fish.

The princess lowered her head with satisfaction, wrinkled her nose and took a deep breath.

Ah, it smells really good. If only this idiot didn't add seasoning to Kasumigaoka Utaha.

"In fact, there is a better way. Collect the young leaves of Sansho, which is the buds, cut them into pieces and sprinkle them on the freshly grilled fish. The degree of pepper and numbing is not as strong as the fruit, but you can taste the fragrance of the plant, which will feel very fresh in spring."

After saying this, Hojo Kyosuke added, "I will make it at home later, using the buds collected from Miki's hometown."

The princess nodded with satisfaction, and then ate the grilled fish in two bites.

Well, it's not as good as Kyosuke's. But this is also natural!

"Hey, hey, look at Yukinoshita."

After wiping her mouth, Eriri finally remembered her original purpose again and again, and whispered to the idiot beside her.

"Yukinoshita?"

Hojo Kyousuke looked up and felt that Yukinoshita and her mother were getting along very happily.

Well, it's not finished yet, keep writing, maybe update before two o'clock?