Chapter 845 Bang

There are always many regrettable things in this world, which make this beautiful and peaceful world extraordinarily colorful. Napoleon lost Waterloo because he failed to personally command the battle due to hemorrhoid attack, and Cao Mengde died because he did not believe in medical science. It was very unscientific, and a few of us ate Dingdang's new product because of a whim suggestion.

Well, I didn't eat it all, there was still a little bit left, but it was meaningless to Dingdang. She was about to bite out the picture of Riverside During the Qingming Festival on my head.

, Ding Dang gnawed and muttered: "It's eaten, it's eaten, it's eaten by Ajun, only the bones are left..."

"Give me some room." Mercury Lamp held my head, looking at Dingdang who was biting on it, and carefully discussed, "Give me the left half..."

For the first time, I discovered that mercury lamps break down much more than lilina!

Besides, this little girl obviously ate it too, right? Why does it have to be me who is punished in the end?

"Who makes you the parent?" Opposite the sofa, my helpless sister reached out and tapped my forehead hard. "Arjun, Arjun, you are also the leader of them, right?" If it weren't for you to cause trouble, I don't believe that Qian Qian's whimsical idea could get everyone to agree. "

Lin Xue was sitting next to me, her head bowed obediently. When she heard my sister’s words, she immediately whispered: “Don’t say it, everyone really agreed this time.

"I'm sorry." Qianqian sat on the other side, feeling breathless under the pressure of her elder sister. (Is this the right word?) "But fishing is fun." "

Just with these words, my sister was completely disappointed with Qian Qian's ability to understand and think step by step.

Now the living room really feels like a three-room interrogation. I, Lin Xue, Qian Qian, Sandora, and mercury lamp, who is obviously a suspect but looks more arrogant than anyone else, pointing fingers at my head unceremoniously. Five people were sitting on the sofa. Sitting on the other side were my sister as the prosecutor, Ding Dang as the plaintiff, and Lilina as the plaintiff’s intellectual assistant (such a delicate job). They stopped by to drink tea as the jury. Bingtis, who was eating melon seeds, and other protoss gangsters formed a group of five. How do you think so many people were crowded together?

By the way, since the trial started, "Dingdang" has been biting my head and has been biting it until now. It can be said that this is an unfair trial with continuous torture and confession, but any protest is Invalid, I swear by the countless little teeth marks on my head.

The interrogation started after Lili Na came back with a crying Ding Dong, and it has lasted for half an hour. When the two masters and servants of Dingdang who returned home with us appeared, the poor little thing could only repeat three words in a daze like Mrs. Xianglin: "Eat it, eat it, eat it." This directly caused Bingtis to almost come up with a set of ghosts and animals that would make me cry based on the three words "little thing", while Lilina told her sister about the tragic barbecue that happened by the Fairy Lake with added details. grown ups.

We all know that it is hard to talk about the external affairs of this family, but in terms of internal affairs, my sister is the well-deserved supreme leader. When she points to the sofa, even Sandora will sit there without saying a word.

And then...that was it.

My sister pointed out how bad and wrong this big event was, led by Qianqian, fanned by an irresponsible parent, and intensified by a certain loser. The gangster group headed by Bingtis learned from the strict examination system of the Protoss. Angle explained to the criminal suspect how terrible the consequences of this serious incident would be, that is, Dingdang would have to fail the make-up exam for Creation no matter how many times. As for Dingdang's intellectual supplementary element, Lilina took the place of the one who lacked the ability to describe. Dingdang told the entire "criminal incident" in such a way that the sun and the moon dimmed the sky and the earth changed color. He even couldn't help but burst into tears when he talked about the deep and profound points.

I was so embarrassed that when I said it to the end, if I didn’t know what happened, I’d probably associate a few of us with the end of the world, thinking that we just went to destroy the earth or something, I don’t understand, eat a fish How is it linked to the 5.6 billion unmarried women around the world who are pregnant? How is this girl discussing cumin noodles for grilled fish at the same time as abortion among post-00s girls in today's society? Anyway, one thing is obvious: She finally got her turn to show off her face, and she was able to use the coercion of her elder sister to teach us parents a lesson, and now she has inflated her ego to the point where she is almost like the Hulk.

At this time, we "suspects" could only hang their heads and listen to the instructions.

"Well, what should we do this time? There are only a dozen or so left, so they are no longer a group at all."

The little one lay weakly on top of my head, pulling my hair every now and then. "Ah Jun is a big idiot. Why do you want to eat him!"

"The problem is, aren't fish just for eating?" Qian Qian muttered in a low voice. She was the proposer and first implementer of the fishing plan, and she was wilting at this time. It’s true that Qianqian is short-sighted,

But it's not completely lacking to the point where there's nothing left.

"Oh, that's true." Ding Dang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sat up straight and nodded up and down with his arms folded. "Speaking of which, those fish seem to be really for eating."

"Hey, you're the goddess of life, right? Do you think it's appropriate to define your creation like this?" Lin Xue reached out and poked it, her little face was so ditty that she almost poked it off. "A typical goddess of life shouldn't be He has compassion for all living things. He treats the flies and mosquitoes he created as children. He often stomps on a grasshopper to death and feels distressed. When San Yue sees anyone poaching, he wants to go up and fight to the death?"

Dingdang was stunned for a moment by Lin Xue's rhetoric. His mind was really confused for a moment, and then he waved his arms like toothpicks and shouted: "No! Those are all non-mainstream ideas of those in the God Realm. ! That is very harmful to the entire life system! All life cycles should be taken for granted. The food chain is necessary, and so is the cycle. The normal death of life under the laws of nature is part of the flow of the river of life. They have not dissipated. Instead, he has returned to the world system. Moreover, Dingdang will not feel sorry for stepping on a grasshopper to death. Sanyue because Dingdang has tried "Dingdang can't step on a grasshopper to death at all..."

Everyone in the circle of us was stunned by the little guy's sudden words. I carefully poked the spot on the head, thinking that this guy was not overly stimulated. As a result, the Ren and Du meridians were opened, and his IQ has since... It must have reached double digits, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he howled miserably, and when he pulled it back, there was a small thing on his finger: Dingdang used his special skill again, biting someone else's finger and swinging in the air.

It seems that the pet's attributes have not changed.

Bingtis looked at Xiao Dingji who had just spoken a profound truth suddenly in surprise, and said quietly for a long time: "Reference material for the branch of Creationology, "How Life Was Made", Chapter 1895 Chapter 9, Section 16, I didn’t expect you to memorize the key knowledge in the exam.”

Dingdang let go of my fingers with a pop and somersaulted back and forth in mid-air: "Of course, of course" Dingdang is awesome! At that time, I couldn't answer this sentence, so the goddess sister asked Dingdang to copy it hundreds of times! "

I:"……"

Is Dingdang's power reflected in her ability to memorize this knowledge point in the end, or is it reflected in the fact that she has to copy a knowledge point hundreds of times to be able to memorize it?

"Wait, wait, what's going on? Is this the end of the public trial?" Seeing that the atmosphere had unknowingly changed from a public trial of poachers to a discussion of Dingdang's knowledge points, he still planned to continue to join in the fun and cause trouble. Bingtis suddenly howled, "...Ding Dang, don't you feel sorry for your creations? And they eat them..."

"Okay, okay, I won't worry about the good things and the bad things will make you happy." When I saw my sister cast a helpless look towards me, I knew that today's level was over, so I stood up with great liberation, and smoothly Throw a nut to Bingtis across the coffee table. "Dingdang is fine. Why do you still worry about it?"

Everyone got up and did whatever they were supposed to do. Only Bingtis was sitting there in a daze, looking a little confused. It seemed that even though she had been eating and drinking here for a while, she had not spent enough time with us after all. She was not interested in this. Some things about the magical family that need to be understood in depth are still unclear, such as our turbulent criticism meeting: it is actually to make Dingdang happy again. This is the same as making a child happy. After making the child cry because of his own mistakes Adults should be rewarded with all kinds of apologies, but as long as the child doesn't cry or make trouble, can you really find a wolf grandma to kill the child's father and bring him down as promised?

Don't blame us for treating Ding Dang like a child. Look at this little one who has completely forgotten all his unlucky little fishes. What else can you do except treat it like a child?

The crowd of onlookers, big and small, dispersed. Seeing that nothing was going on here, Ilson immediately took out the playing cards from under his butt again and invited everyone to play poker. Kenser smiled and spread them out on the coffee table in a familiar manner. A burner of incense was burned beside the chessboard, and Erquan Yingyue and Monina, an old chess friend, sat opposite each other. After a while, they heard the uncle's steady and powerful voice: "Commander!"

Bingtis looked around blankly, and finally determined that the public trial that had been going on for a long time had come to an end, so he shrugged and took out the Dragon Scale Mahjong from his pocket, and greeted in a squeaky voice: "Who's coming, who's coming? One is missing three, one is missing three!”

I looked at the group of protoss friends who had transformed from a jury to a master of poker, war, chess, and mahjong in one minute, and I felt great comfort in my heart: Facts have proved that the five of them are all-round and powerful in the First Family.

After three-dimensional, short-term, and high-frequency pollution, they have successfully advanced from a group of hooligans to senior hooligans. They now squat on the sofa, eat melon seeds, play mahjong, cheat when playing military chess, and put stickers on poker cards. , and Ilson has also learned to peek at other people's cards without any teacher. Considering the countless believers under each of them and the unconditional blind obedience of these believers to the gods they believe in, I can almost Imagine what a bad and far-reaching influence it has caused after getting to know these gods - the First Family may have invisibly made thousands of worlds immoral.

In the evening, the four words "full of rice and full" are a bit redundant, but I just want to use "full of rice and full", which is a word that gives people an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. But in fact, the rest of us barely ate at night, thanks to Ding Dang’s fish and Miss Lin’s good skills in trying to catch her man’s stomach.

Oh, there is one person who is not affected. Sandora is a weird person who will still scream hungry on time when it is time to eat, no matter how many tons of food she has eaten in the previous second. I don’t know where she has eaten all the virgin forest. Anyway, At night, this girl still didn't eat less.

I threw myself on the sofa as a piece of fruit peel that had been softened by the sun. I watched the somewhat boring TV program in front of me. Anweina came out from the TV from time to time to try to surprise her owners. I decided to wait for a while. I'll let this girl get punished after she gets stuck. But at this time, she had completely forgotten about her fish. She found a bottle cap from somewhere and was rolling around happily on the coffee table. Her innocent smile made Lili Na next to her unable to bear to witness it. Little Bubble fell from the Niang Shining got a bag of French fries in her hand and lay on the small table muttering to the package. But apparently the little girl who can dismantle nuclear bombs with her bare hands occasionally has a short-circuit in her brain (or in other words, she has a short-circuit most of the time). In the end, The little guy chose to eat the package together and she succeeded. Ji Shanshan started to hurriedly pick things out of Little Paopao's mouth. In the end, he only took out a little bit of fries dregs and two pieces of plastic film. Little Paopao was suddenly beaten by the "nanny" This move frightened me, and I started to burst into tears with the fries in my mouth. Mother Shining covered the little princess’s mouth, and when she was bitten, she yelled out “Ouch”, which made the little princess immediately burst into tears and laughed. The two of them looked happy.

The mercury lamp is sitting on my shoulder just like this time every day, holding a lot of junk snacks that cost one yuan or two packs outside, stuffing one into his mouth, and then stuffing one into my mouth. Our grandfather The two of them were surrounded by the strong smell of waste oil and perfume. Lilina angrily announced that she had seen through the actions of a vicious doll who wanted to poison her own father with highly toxic food. She held a handful in her hand when she said this A pack of crispy noodles costs 50 cents.

I can somewhat understand that Mercury Lamp likes these little snacks. Putting aside the vague lifespan of hundreds of years and the size of a pillow, the Mercury Lamp without its shell is essentially a little girl who is curious about everything. Of course, the temper may be a bit worse, the personality may be a bit precocious, and the bite may be a bit more painful than that of ordinary children. "The last one does not count. But Lilina, a pseudo-loli who is a royal sister at heart, actually goes around Gan Jiaomian every day. Wandering around with so many fish really made me wonder for a long time. Of course, I calmed down after seeing Qian Qian come back one day with a big bag of snacks that was more exaggerated than all the snacks in the house put together.

There is a creature on this planet whose combat effectiveness will never decline with age.

After a while, the news started to play on the TV. A man with a poker face, as straight as the King of Hearts, sat in front of the camera and read the speech in the same language: "x country xx

The nuclear submarine suddenly appeared in Chi Port this morning for emergency rest and recuperation, causing local tension. According to the country's spokesperson, the nuclear submarine's docking for rest and recuperation was not planned, but ordinary people do not need to panic. This is a non-military purpose. special supplies. The spokesman later said that the nuclear submarine that suddenly docked for supplies had to end its patrol mission early due to a set of engine failures..."

The mercury lamp directly stuffed a salt-and-pepper potato strip into my nose and said blankly: "Hey, stupid human being, is that black thing the nuclear submarine you are talking about?"

While trying to eat with my nose, I quickly waved: "Anweina, go back quickly!"

The ghost maid who was poking her head out from under the screen quickly got out of the TV cabinet, turned her body 180 degrees and fiddled with the TV. For a long time, she turned her head with a sad face: "Master, this thing doesn't seem to be able to fall down. Let it go?" "Well, forget it."

No one paid attention to what was said on the TV next. Our conversation began to focus on a very subtle direction, that is, a nuclear submarine that was hit on the waist by a mermaid a few days ago. How could I hold it in until this morning? Floating up.

As for the submarine's injuries, there is no need to consider it. It seems that I underestimated the combat power of Isana, the mermaid princess. She obviously didn't just collide with the submarine.

After some discussion, Lilina came to a conclusion that made us feel particularly speechless: "The submarine was in the South Pacific at that time, right? Was it in the territorial waters of another country?"

Then everyone was like, oh.

"This is dirty international politics." Lilina nodded her head. "I'm so lucky to not have been suffocated to death."

"But it's really urgent. It's possible to surface at any time." My sister concluded leisurely. "Isana's collision was too light. Otherwise, we will have to maintain world peace tomorrow." "

Without the knowledge of all mankind, the world has once again avoided a full-scale nuclear war. It is really gratifying and gratifying, but it seems that we don't care much about this matter. A certain country's nuclear submarine almost exploded underwater. The attention aroused in the first family was almost freezing, not even comparable to the attention caused by Ding Dong tripping over a bottle cap for the fourth time. I don’t know if I was infected with a simple heartless virus or if I was used to being outside in a bloody and bloody manner all day long. I actually had no other thoughts other than the sigh of “congratulations”. This boring little news triggered a discussion of less than five minutes among everyone, and then the whole family once again returned to a state of doing nothing and busy. My sister urged several children to go back to their rooms to rest, and forcibly pulled them away. After returning to the second floor with Lilina and the mercury lamp, Ji Xianxuan also yawned and hugged the sleeping little bubble and said good night to us. But at this moment, a loud voice suddenly came, leaving the rest of the room in the living room. A few glances attracted him.

"boom!"

I followed the sound and found that Viska was looking up from the coffee table in confusion. The little guy was rubbing his forehead, and there was a pit on the marble coffee table. ! .