Chapter 597: Super Ghost! Infinitely Cruel Mercury Lantern Toy Army

"What... exactly is this? That girl Lin Xue is always used to half-talking."

I muttered to myself, bent down and picked up a three-headed Q mercury lamp, turning it over and over to observe.

The other party claims to be Kusanagi Kyo Mercury Lantern, and he is the closest to the normal version among the group of cross-dressing Mercury Lanterns. Except for the headband on his big head and the Kagerou crest on the back of the dress, this Mercury Lantern is basically the same as the normal version. , of course, we have to ignore the cartoonish shape.

With their big heads, big eyes, and small bodies, there are probably thousands of these mercury lamps gathered at our feet. They uniformly looked up at their compatriots who were lifted in the air, and they were still chattering. Stop, and the mercury lamp that I picked up cooperated with my movements very honestly, showing no signs of resistance at all. Even when I lifted her up, the latter even took the initiative to lift her skirt...

Totally wrong cooperation, Hundan!

"I feel like the boss is really a pervert."

Lilina complained mercilessly.

"Now I'm very curious about what's going on. What are the two masters of alchemy doing after struggling for so many days?"

Ignoring the venomous Priestess beside me, I just curiously played with the doll-like "mercury lamp" in my hand. The other party also looked at me with flashing eyes without saying a word. I had no way of telling whether she was intelligent or not. I wonder if this is life, anyway... it's quite fun.

It’s really fun! Although the three-headed mercury lamp looks very strange, the Q version is indeed king. This little doll is so interesting!

Scratch, scratch.

The "Kyo Kusanagi Mercury Lamp" that was held up in the air suddenly started to tug on my sleeves. I moved my face curiously, and the other person immediately aimed at my head, opened his mouth, and let out a whoosh.

"Wow! Fire! Fire! It's on fire!!"

This Q version of Xiaodeng opens her mouth for sex! She can fuck just like Godzilla!

I hurriedly extinguished the flames on my head. I knew that my face should be completely black. I didn't need to look in the mirror. I could deduce how miserable I was by looking at the angular speed of Lilina rolling on the ground. I took out a bag from my pocket. A bucket of pure water, while washing my face, I murmured in my heart: Although Kusanagi Kyo got a little curious from his mouth, the attack power of the opponent just now was really exaggerated. If I guessed correctly, it might be an elemental flame.

Yes, elemental flames. Normal natural fire cannot have that much energy. The flames just now contained extremely strong fire element energy, almost as thick as the leader-level fire element bodies I saw in the world of Azeroth. , Ordinary steel will even vaporize directly under that kind of flame!

Of course, I don’t think that little doll wants to attack me. The flame is carefully controlled, just enough to blacken my face without actually causing any harm. I have a deep understanding of energy control and can easily do it. Feeling the other party's careful control before sex, she just wanted to protest.

Confused, I washed the black dust off my face amidst Lilina's heartless laughter. Next to me, a "big sword mercury lamp" wearing a weird light armor and carrying a big sword on his shoulder immediately came over with a towel. , and also showed an expression of expectation of praise, which made people dumbfounded again.

"Okay, okay, everyone, stand in line! Don't mess around!"

After thinking about it for a long time, plus listening to the chirping conversations of these "mercury lamps", I had roughly guessed what these alchemy dolls were about, but I still needed to confirm it, so I started to command the mercury lamps here. They were arranged neatly, and the latter was indeed very obedient. In less than five minutes, more than thirty square formations stood neatly in front of Lilina and me, all divided according to their respective "arms", such as Spar Tatsu, Jedi, Sith, Kyo Kusanagi, Soldier, Terminator, Magical Girl...

There are also dozens of special ones, which are called "self-exploding truck mercury lanterns", but I prefer to call them Libyan mercury lanterns (see Red Alert 2 troop settings for details), which are installed directly with small toy trucks. The dolls, they did not form a phalanx, but stopped in front of each phalanx and saluted me like the captain of the array.

After the formation, more than thirty mercury lamp puppets "driving" toy trucks suddenly honked their horns. Immediately, the chirping phalanx all fell silent, pretending to be inspected by the leader, and at a glance , I can’t see the three-headed body on the side...

"Do those little cars really have horns?" A certain female priest looked at the toy trucks curiously, with a look of surprise on her face.

Lilina, you are complaining in the wrong direction! !

Observing the approximately 10,000 three-headed mercury lanterns in front of me, looking at their orderly formation and the sense of unity revealed in an instant, I connected it with the speaking habits of these three-headed bodies just now——

"Misaka 10086!!"

"Arrived!...Eh?!"

Sure enough, a clear and small voice came out clearly from the square array. Although the latter realized his mistake in an instant and said "Hey", you have been exposed! Accept the appraisal from this head of state with his piercing eyes!

"No...no! The Jedi Mercury Lamp just...just had a hiccup! It was definitely just a hiccup!"

Not far in front of me, a certain three-headed doll jumped up high, waving a mini lightsaber less than half a meter long in its hand and explained hurriedly, but no matter how it looked, it was self-inflicted. look.

"Last time, you were the one who stuck a hundred dollars on the test paper to bribe the teacher, right?" I looked at a certain three-headed man waving a lightsaber with a smile, "But then I got a few points, and Kuzugi took the rest. Did you get the change?"

"Wow! Such an embarrassing thing..." The other party showed a distressed expression, "Actually, it's zero points..."

"Uh? Zero points? You seem to have got a few questions correct, right?"

"Misaka used 502 to glue the money on."

I can imagine how Medea and his wife felt when faced with a hundred-dollar bill that couldn't be peeled off. This mischievous Misaka sister... I can't even give her zero points!

"Okay, don't hide it anymore. I should have guessed this amount and this way of speaking." Looking at the three heads and bodies surrounding him, they were all blinking with big, watery eyes (really big eyes) Ah! This Q version of the face!) looked at me, even if I thought they were causing trouble, I couldn’t get angry, "The Misakas are all here, right? How did you do this? These bodies, and your consciousness , what’s going on?”

As soon as I finished speaking, I immediately poked a hornet's nest, and the surrounding area suddenly started to chirp:

"Because Misaka hopes to be able to help Onii-sama, and doesn't want to stay in a safe place forever waiting for Onii-sama to come back from the battlefield! Misaka 10099 said it first."

"Actually, Misaka 10099 just thinks it's fun to go out and play, and Misakas all think it's fun to play like this. Misaka 10315 took the initiative to confess, ah, Misaka 10099's expression is so scary!"

"These bodies are alchemy products, made by the teachers of the academy and alchemy masters from various worlds. They can simulate the bodies of living things, accept the mental control of the Misaka network, and can also convey the complete five senses to the Misakas, Misaka 12580 He made an expression like a teacher and said."

"The true bodies of the Misakas are all lying at home now. Paopao has designed something called the Mind Hub for the Misakas. Using the Mind Hub, Misaka's spirit can switch between the temporary body and the true body, but due to these alchemy bodies The artificial souls are all extended from the soul of the little mercury lamp. The current little doll mercury lamp is actually the form after the psychological fusion of Misaka and mercury lamp, so Misaka sometimes involuntarily calls herself mercury lamp in this situation. Misaka 10101 knows that She was more detailed and smug than the other sisters."

"These alchemy bodies are very powerful. On average, each body is completed by three alchemy masters, and then finely adjusted by the Xiling host. It has the combat power of an elite imperial soldier. The lightsaber of the Jedi Mercury Lamp is pure psionic energy, and the Soldier Mercury Lamp The carbine is filled with high-energy proton bullets, the self-destructing truck mercury lamp carries micro-space implosion bombs, and the magic mercury lamp has an endoskeleton composed of pure arcane energy, so it will definitely be able to help my brother! Mercury... Misaka 11012 said confidently, and showed his limited edition Heart of the Rising Sun to Onii-sama."

Let me tell you the truth, by this time I was about to pass away.

The "Mercury Lamps" were chirping at each other, and I already had a rough idea of ​​what was going on.

The problem lies with those alchemists who repair the body of the mercury lamp (genuine). It’s not that they are not dedicated, but that they are too dedicated. As you know, at that time, I summoned a total of two reinforcements to repair a doll. It was so wasteful. The result was that the master of alchemy who was full of pits took about sixteen minutes to develop a treatment plan for the mercury lamp, and then...

They feel that as a generation of alchemy masters, they have finally been summoned by the Space-Time Management Bureau in person. If they do not make some achievements to promote the advanced alchemy technology in their world, it is really disrespectful to the national pride in their bones. They are a bunch of competitive experts. After completing their commissioned work in sixteen minutes, the scholars decided to go off topic collectively. They started competing to see which world had the best alchemical technology.

Pao Pao and Lin Xue decisively caused trouble at this time. The latter fanned the flames and came up with bad ideas, while the former used his knowledge of dead nerds to formulate the competition topic - now you know why these three-headed bodies are carrying egg knives and lightsabers in the Rising Sun. Are you worried?

The two also bribed Artemis, who was looking after the house in Avalon. To put it bluntly, the latter guarded the treasures of the gods and heroic spirits. All the alchemist needed was some philosopher's stones. The fragments of it were used as cement paving at the place where Avalon and the World Tree connect. Artemis gave the two officers half a ton each without taking it seriously...

Anyway, the final result is that more than 10,000 Q-version dolls with 100,000-horsepower mercury lanterns have been produced. Each of the Misaka sisters has an extra two to three thousand, and more than 600 special models such as self-exploding truck mercury lanterns and VR fighter mercury lanterns have been produced. For the use of those Misaka sisters who have active personalities and like to be independent. Edward Elric, who was the censor of the world of Cer-1355 at the time, also led a group of well-fed Silvermoon City magisters to develop the captain's machine. , such as the Red Three mercury lamp, the Unit-1 mercury lamp, the Titan mercury lamp, etc...

Anyway, in the end, I was sipping the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill while listening to the chirping of these three-headed people.

What is certain is that 80% of the tens and thousands of mercury lanterns in front of us are controlled by the Misaka sisters, while the remaining several thousand are personally commanded by the mercury lanterns, forming the most sensational toy army in history. And so it was formed.

"You guys are really... forget it, it's really not a good childhood to be bored in the shadow city all the time. It's a good thing that you can take the initiative to come out and play. But the first time you go out to play is on an alien planet full of wars. Don't be scared. "There is a mercury lamp dressed as a certain red and white witch hanging on my arm. I don't know how to evaluate the mother of the child at home who is struggling all day long. I can only try my best to comfort myself on the bright side.

"Onii-sama, aren't you angry? Misaka 10093 said trying to be cute. Besides, this is the winter vacation homework in the academy, Misaka 10093 added."

"Winter vacation homework?" I was confused.

"Yes!" The red and white mercury lamp nodded, "The teacher asked everyone to work part-time during the winter vacation and write three thousand words of reflections when they go back. The Misakas decided to join the army during the vacation to accompany their brother to conquer the world!"

What a brutal winter vacation homework! What a brutal internship report!

"Speaking of which, where is the genuine mercury lamp?"

Lilina still remembers business. Although she also let the three-headed body of the three-headed body be confused by the cute three-headed body, she still has not forgotten who the real owner we are waiting for is.

A three-headed man with a big sword on his back thought for a while, raised his head and said to me: "The mother mercury lantern and the Titan mercury lantern are teleporting together. It should be here at this time...ah, here it is, brother, behind you."

I shivered all over when I heard the sound, and at the same time I felt a wave of space fluctuations coming from behind me. Although I knew that the most embarrassing moment had arrived, I still turned around slowly - here it is emphasized that we have been enveloped by a huge shadow. .

"Wow what the hell is this!!!"

"The Titan Mercury Lamp is not a three-headed to body ratio, but a captain's aircraft with normal proportions. It is 101 meters tall. It is made by accurately enlarging the whole body of the Mercury Lamp. It weighs 600 tons. When fully loaded with weapons, it weighs 720 tons. Because The weight is too heavy for conventional joints to bear. The whole body is engraved with a permanent anti-gravity array. The key transmission device is made of an alloy made of astrology stones secretly dug out from the fence of the World Tree. The left hand is equipped with an arcane missile generator, which contains three The Dalaran mage controls it, and his right hand can be fired as a disposable weapon. It has the most advanced guidance function. It contains the Balrog just captured from the world of Azeroth. Bubble named it the Super Invincible Bubble Bomb. , there is a nano-assembly factory on the chest. When there is sufficient material, the Titan Mercury Lamp can release a thirty centimeter-high Crazy Ivan Mercury Lamp from its mouth at a speed of one per second. Note: three-headed body. In addition, the eyes of the Titan Mercury Lamp It is equipped with an anti-ship nether energy cannon and a holographic projector, so it can not only be used as a turret but also used to play games. Friendly reminder: the handle is under the skirt, boys should not move around~~ Ah, and there is an instruction manual. , the driver CD and the cleaning space engineering vehicle came with it and were placed in the small bag at the waist of the Titan Mercury Lamp. Misaka 10086 pretended not to see her brother's expression and read the delivery card of the Titan Mercury Lamp word for word."

Silence, three seconds later.

"10086, don't you think this kind of alchemy weapon, which has no actual combat value other than scaring people, is even more unreliable than Bida?"

"Ah, it's really rare that I can't complain. Misaka 10086 started trying new words."

"...Don't worry about the details, this world should be destroyed..."

I really, really want to just leave the world alone and let you die!

What weird way does Shadow City run when I'm not at home, bastard! Shandora, besides eating and eating and eating all day long, can't you take care of the girls at home? How do you think you are also a housewife? What did the city management of Shadow City do this time? After fighting the landlords every day, can't the middle and senior management of the Space-Time Administration take time to see what the alchemy experts of the two divisions are doing? Building a combat mercury lamp more than 100 meters high is an attempt to deceive my father, or to deceive my father, or to deceive my father!

Okay, I understand, this is actually a toy, right? Is this moving mountain that can only be used as a target on the battlefield just for the bored Misakas to play with? There are hundreds of soldiers and mercury lanterns who have already begun to climb up the titan mercury lanterns with climbing ropes happily!

"Hey, stupid human! How long are you going to ignore me?"

Suddenly a shout rang out in the communication channel, which jolted me for a moment. I recovered from the impact of the mercury lamp's demonic beast army, and then I felt my left shoulder sinking. A soft body moved with a very familiar feeling. Fang Xiang leaned over, and the next second, two small hands hugged my chin.

Unplug, unplug.

"Hey, it's really strong." Someone complained dissatisfiedly.

Don’t you think it’s scary to try to pull out someone’s head with all your might, Mr. Chairman, who didn’t even go to compulsory education?

"Come, let me see - how is your recovery?"

I completely ignored someone's tugging on my ears, and forcefully grabbed the other person from his shoulders, as if he were a doll. I supported the other person's armpits with both hands, and held the mercury lamp in front of my eyes, moving it back and forth, "Well, it feels Tell me, the repair is indeed completed, eh? Why didn't you fill the tooth? "

"Because Bubble said it's cuter this way...ah! You're too presumptuous! Put me down! Put me down! Don't pinch my face!"

She is completely different from when they first met. The other person has completely changed. Now she is just a lively "little" girl. Although it is a bit inappropriate to say this, it seems that the training has been successful.

After five minutes of fighting, there was no doubt that the winner was me. The silver-haired doll wearing a black Gothic dress felt tired as if she had a real body, so now she lay on my shoulder without any courtesy. Look at the fantastic and magnificent scenery around you.

"Ah, it's an alien planet again. You guy, you say you love peace, but you always start wars in one world after another. How about it? Do you need help? Now I have an entire legion, and there is another Super clone legion commander, if you kneel down and beg me, I can help you."

What a condescending tone, what a proud attitude. This is the only thing you can't change, right? And I don’t think I need to find a group of three-headed bodies to show off when I have more than thirty marines and more than a thousand heroic spirits, you cute army commander!

Then again... I was fighting an interstellar war just now, right? Obviously forty-five minutes ago, this was an iron-blooded battlefield between space warriors and fortress planets, right? What's going on with this god switch now? No matter how novel the expansion method is, there must be a limit! Mercury Lamp, can you please stop amusing yourself by commanding more than 10,000 three-headed selves to arrange "Aliens Welcome" banners on the ground? (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation at *** (***.***), ***. Your support is my biggest motivation.)