Chapter 482: Dingdang Is Awesome

There is nothing in this world more incredible than a highway robbery goddess.

Especially when this goddess is only as tall as a palm.

I don’t know who taught the little one those messy things. In short, when Dingdang hovered in front of the stunned heroic girl with great momentum, and said such a robbery declaration at the cost of biting his tongue, everyone, except Except Dingdang himself and Little Bubble, everyone rushed to the street.

"What on earth is that?"

Tohsaka Rin looked like he was about to convulse. He pinched Archer's arm to calm himself down, but he still couldn't help asking me.

"Just think of her as some kind of pet."

While we were talking, the unlucky heroic spirit who had been robbed finally came to his senses. He almost furiously pointed at the little thing in front of him and shouted loudly: "You little weird thing, even you want to challenge me. Majestic?!"

"Wow! Insignificant!?" Dingdang suddenly became confused. This is absolutely forbidden. It is said that except for a few of us owners, the unlucky kid Ilson would be stripped naked if he dared to say such a thing. After being shown to the public for three days in the Pantheon, let alone a mere black "mortal", "Dingdang is going to be angry! Don't you know how powerful Dingdang is!?"

To be honest, I can't stand watching the three idiots interact until now, but... But the most important thing now is to set up the DV and record these historic scenes!

Not only was she defeated by a little girl, but she was also provoked by that girl's pet. The unlucky heroic girl did not even use the gorgeous Noble Phantasm Heavy Rain this time. Instead, she casually pulled out a rainbow-colored weapon from the space. The broad axe, with its luster and luster, struck with the jingle... uh, shot it.

Sure enough, it's swatting. Lay the ax flat and use the blade of the ax to swat. Miss Yingling, are you practicing swatting flies?

"Ding-kala-"

There was a strange sound, definitely not the sound of metal hitting an entity. Dingdang was still hovering in the air fine, but there was a confused look on his face, and then he gently rubbed his peanut-sized head before launching an attack. However, due to inertia, the heroic girl almost fell to the ground unsteadily. When she stabilized her body and raised the rainbow ax to look at it, she discovered that there was a subtle hole on the axe.

Well, the subtle shape, in other words, is equivalent to the cross-section of Dingdang viewed from top to bottom. Even the two pairs of thin wings are exactly displayed on the surface of the ax in the form of hollow engravings.

This was so curious that Dingdang directly drilled a hole in this precious phantom.

"Surprisingly..." The heroic girl stared blankly at the leaking rainbow axe, and suddenly understood something, "So that's it, is it divinity? At least it's the original divine creature, you little weird thing. , interesting, really interesting. I didn’t expect to encounter such an interesting thing today. Only a divine creature can damage the rainbow ax that was cursed by Hephaestus before it was born. It seems that today It’s not just bad things that happen to me.”

A giant ax that will only be damaged when it encounters divinity? Is there such a thing in myths and legends?

Unfortunately, I am not an expert in ancient culture, and the myths and legends in this world cannot be the same as those on earth. The only thing that is certain is that Tinker Bell, the Iron-headed King Kong, just broke someone's axe, and now the owner is almost furious.

"Is it a creation of the gods? Haha, it suits his own needs... The Lock of Heaven!"

As if throwing away rubbish, the heroic girl threw away the precious phantom in her hand that might have been shrouded in countless halos. Then before Ding Dong, who was still rubbing his head in confusion, could react, he suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed forward, immediately from the sky to the earth, Several circular water wave-like spatial fluctuations appeared in the air, and Dingdang was in the middle of these fluctuations. The little thing just looked up in confusion, and chains flying rapidly from all directions had completely enveloped the little figure.

The Lock of Heaven is a super strong chain that bound the Bull of Heaven in myths and legends. The Bull of Heaven itself is a creature with divinity, and the Lock of Heaven that binds it naturally has special effects on divinity. Basically, a divine creature bound by a chain is absolutely unable to escape, and the stronger the divinity is on it, the harder the chain will be. It is a very rare weapon specially designed to fight against gods, although I don’t know the gods in this world. No matter what level it is, the divinity in Dingdang is definitely stronger and more pure than any of those false gods. Therefore, the golden chain emits an unprecedented golden light the moment it binds the little thing. When the golden light is restrained, , this chain has almost a diamond-like clarity, which is a phenomenon formed after super-strong energy compression. I am afraid that since the King of Heroes got this chain, it has never exploded at full strength like today.

"Haha! Sure enough, even God is nothing more than this!"

The heroic girl immediately laughed triumphantly, apparently thinking that the weird little thing had been completely trapped by the chains, and she was very proud of capturing a divine creature alive.

"Arjun, do you want to help?"

Sandora suddenly gently tugged on the corner of my clothes, came over and said, "Although the little thing is a true god, he is just a junior god who is good at healing. In this world where you cannot use your own privileges casually, you have to rely on your strength to break free." I’m afraid that chain is a bit difficult, right?”

That's true. I nodded. Dingdang's combat power of barely reaching 5 is well known to us. It's easy to say anything in his home universe, but here, if he doesn't use divine power, that guy has to rely on his only two tricks: It's probably a bit mysterious to fight with Dingdang's steel fang attack and Dingdang's cute killing attack.

But just when I was about to remove the invisible force field, the seemingly impregnable chain suddenly trembled, and then, while everyone, including the heroic girl, was stunned, a historic scene occurred -

Dingdang got out of the hole in the chain!

What a cheat! This can no longer even be described as a cheating thing! Dingdang actually got out of the hole in the chain of the Heaven's Lock. In front of the great goddess of life, the biggest weakness of the Heaven's Lock, which is known as a special weapon against gods, is that the hole is too big!

The goddess, who was no more than three inches tall and with shoulders no wider than an egg, crawled up through the hole of the Heavenly Lock, then carefully pulled out the dress that was still squeezed inside, and finally shook it out. He shook his wrinkled wings and stood proudly on a relatively flat lock ring, his little head almost raised to the sky: "Humph! Your chain is useless against Ding Dong! Ding Dong is simply too powerful!"

The real reason is that you are too young, right?

Even such a trump card against gods was completely defeated by the opponent's size. The heroic girl, who couldn't remember how many times she had been unlucky today, almost collapsed. The extremely wronged and hurt look in her eyes was really pitiful. ——If only her face could be a little whiter.

Originally, I thought she was going to be forced to use her ultimate weapon, the "Deviation Sword" that is said to be able to cut through space, but it seems that Dingdang's gorgeous final blow stimulated her too much, and the "Girl of the King" even Instead of taking out any more weapons, he waved his hand to disperse the magic power of the Heavenly Lock.

With a "crash" sound, the Heavenly Lock disappeared into the air again without the support of its owner. Dingdang, who was standing on the chain, quickly flew up, and then protested loudly: "Hey! You want to throw Dingdang, right? It must be something like this A sinister plot, huh?”

"Hallucination, everything that happened today is a hallucination, caused by lack of sleep recently..." The "hero king suspect" who was dark, listless, and in a trance seemed to have not heard Ding Dong's words at all, but was thinking alone. He turned around and said, "You must take a shower and go to bed as soon as possible after you go back. Well, sleep... By the way, I'm still sleeping now, so I must be dreaming now. It must be a dream..."

The strange heroic spirit that had been tormented by Bubble and Dingdang for a long time was like a ghost, wandering away and away. Due to the dark camouflage all over her body, she soon completely blended into the night.

After the spearman Cu Chulin, the second Mrs. Xianglin appeared, and I suddenly felt a deep sinful feeling.

"Well, I feel like she looks so pitiful. Dingdang just wanted some candies..." Little Dot was suspended in place, his tone full of confusion, while Little Bubble ran over, grabbed Dingdang and put it away. On her own head - I thought she still wanted to put jingle bells into her mouth. Did she lose interest in collecting jingle bells because she had harvested a lot of shiny things tonight?

"Dad...dad!"

The little girl with her white dress stretched out happily ran in front of us and called out her most proficient two words so far in a cheerful tone. Although the invisible force field still existed, it seemed that the little bubble had just passed through her own ability. After breaking our invisibility, I smiled and released the surrounding force field. The next second, the little girl jumped into my arms with laughter, while Ding Dong took off and jumped from Little Bubble's head to my head.

"Hey, alien, is it okay if you don't chase that heroic spirit?"

Tohsaka Rin saw that I seemed to have completely forgotten about the mysterious heroic girl A just now, and couldn't help but remind me.

"That heroic spirit can be useful if you keep it, but it doesn't matter if you are willing to pursue it. I won't help anyway." I said without looking back while raising the little bubble and making the little girl cheer.

Hum, these heroic spirits are all useful. It is best to keep them alive until Matou Sakura completes her transformation.

"Uh..." Tohsaka Rin hesitated for a moment. According to common sense, it would definitely be the best opportunity to take advantage of the opponent's poor mental state to hit the sap at this time, but the girl just now summoned the endless treasure phantoms and blasted them wildly. The scene of the explosion still made her very afraid. Although the mysterious alien girl seemed to have the unique skills to restrain such attacks, it seemed that she would still die if she was hit by the missile.

And God knows whether the already mentally tortured girl hero will completely go berserk when she is further stimulated. You know, most of the land reclamation groups fell at the feet of the empty-blood boss.

Without too much consideration, the twin-tailed lady judged that in the same long-range combat situation, her archer was probably no match for the upstart heroic spirit, so it was not a good idea to attack rashly.

The man in the red trench coat did not express any opinion on the decision made by his master. He just secretly looked at the little green dot that was jumping energetically above someone's head with a rather curious gaze. After a few seconds, Finally, Tohsaka Rin also decisively gave up the idea of ​​chasing the enemy and joined in the onlookers watching the inhumane treatment of the cute little Dingdang.

"Wow! It's so cute! Alien, is this a specialty of your planet?" Just like any girl who sees cute things should react, Tohsaka Rin could hardly help but want to take it from me She snatched Dingdang away from her head. If the last bit of upbringing hadn't been still in effect, I'm afraid Dingdang would have already grabbed it from her. "What's her name? Is she a pet?"

I knew that with Dingdang’s virtue, he would never be able to get rid of his status as a pet.

"You are blasphemous! If you describe Ding Dong as a pet, you will be arrested by the Inquisition!" The little thing jumped on top of my head in protest, "And Ding Dong can bite! Ding Dong can be very powerful when he is angry. Got it!"

sharp? Are you saying that the combat power has increased from 5 to 6?

The little guy's angry look not only did not have any deterrent effect, but almost made Miss Tohsaka pounce on him with glowing eyes. It was quite obvious that no one believed Dingdang's words that cuteness was more than a threat, and Rin might have regarded him as a pet. The act of being cute is as fun as a little girl clapping her chest and declaring that she has ruled the world. However, in sharp contrast to the eldest lady, it is Archer who is a servant. Although the man in red clothes and white hair is interested in this. The mysterious little thing showed a lot of curiosity, but more importantly, it always kept a calm and searching gaze. It seemed that the "divine nature" mentioned many times by the upstart heroic girl just now made him have a deep interest in this humble little thing. The thing attracted quite a lot of attention.

After Ding Dong habitually got into my pocket and started to catch up on his sleep, Tohsaka's attention finally shifted, and then he looked curiously at the little girl who was expressing opinions to Sandora Yiyi: "This is Your daughter?"

I thought for a moment, then nodded resignedly.

"Ah, I really didn't see it, uncle alien."

Should I refute the aliens first or should I refute my uncle first?

In the end, I didn’t object to either of them.

"Guacridine! Uh-gu!" Little Bubble looked at Tohsaka, who was standing next to him with a kind smile on his face. He stretched out his hand to say hello in a friendly manner, and seemed to have some intention of introducing himself. Unfortunately, the latter could only say one word. He blinked at me in confusion: "What did this kid say?"

You ask me, I ask who will go!

Fortunately, smart little Bubbles immediately discovered the problem of language barrier. The little guy thought for a while, and a holographic projection of a light bulb suddenly appeared on his head. Then he put his little hands together and rubbed them. After a few seconds, , with a cartoonish "ding" sound, a SLR camera that obviously imitated human style appeared in the little girl's hand.

"Ah, she said she is a photography enthusiast from the Delta Centauri star cluster." After saying this, I was stunned.

Tohsaka: "..."

It must have been Paopao who told his daughter about our struggles in this world as anecdotes. The only thing that little Paopao, who usually couldn't remember anything, remembered was that the best way to integrate into human society was to pretend to be a photography enthusiast. , Therefore, the mother's absence has a devastating impact on the child's tutoring.

After successfully interfering with another possible battle between heroic spirits, our family of three (...) chatted with Master Tohsaka for a few words and then said goodbye to each other. By the time we returned to Emiya's house, it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening. Little Bubble had already fallen asleep in my arms halfway through, while Dingdang curiously poked his little head out of my jacket pocket and looked around at the post-earthquake ruins of the Emiya Mansion and the courtyard in the middle of the yard. The rapidly deployable planetary habitation module shone with silver-gray luster, and he said in a daze: "Wow, so you have already occupied this place? Is this the enemy's base camp?"

Sandora immediately turned her head and looked at the scenery.

"Is there a fight?" A sudden voice from the front made us stop. We looked around and saw a blond girl in a silver-white skirt and armor standing quietly under the cold moonlight. We didn't know how long she had been standing there.

"As expected, I noticed it. That upstart guy didn't hide his magic power at all." I nodded carelessly, but could what I just said really be considered a battle?

It should be called "The Hero King's Miserable Night Girl Version", right?

"Who is this child?" Saber asked strangely, noticing the little girl who was already sleeping in my arms and drooling.

"My daughter, the battle just broke out after she landed."

When Saber heard the word "landing", she immediately got excited, and then said with a serious expression: "It's great that we didn't land here this time."

Tsk, what are you afraid of? There is nothing to smash here anyway.

I looked around at the situation curiously. It was quiet and there was no sign of a battle. But there must be a reason why Saber was still waiting in the yard so late. And I don’t think this rigid and rigorous Knight King was just Waiting for us to go home, he asked curiously: "What happened?"

"Something came to spy on us," the serious girl showed a serious expression on her face. "Although we retreated immediately, I think it is necessary to strengthen our vigilance tonight."

"Heroic Spirit?" He tried to hand Little Bubble to Sandora to carry back to the house, but found that the little guy was hanging on his body like an octopus and couldn't be pulled off at all, so he had to keep his daughter's hanging on him. The weird shape talks to Saber.

"It's a little close," Saber shook her head, "but the magic is very chaotic, and it completely dissipated immediately after being discovered. I couldn't even see the other party's image. There seems to be no heroic spirit in my memory that can instantly turn itself into scattered objects. Magic skills.”

In other words, are they outside the establishment..."heroic spirits"?