Chapter 228 Bat Express

To be honest, Hao Ren himself feels that he has a very open mind - since the birth of vampires and the postal service on earth, it is estimated that no vampire has thought of stuffing his bat into a courier package...

He discussed the details with Vivian and quickly finalized the entire process: stuff the bats into express packages and send them to all parts of Asia and Europe with the help of human super-convenient postal services. The recipients can be random, since there are data terminals anyway Isn’t it easy to help search for the name of any place on the planet? No matter how bad it is, the terminal can still think of hacking into the express delivery system... After the bat package is delivered to the destination, no one will sign for it. At that time, it will be up to these summoned creatures to find a way to break out of the shell and find someone. Of course, Vivian will try her best to fill in the recipients with the names of her "old friends", but it is still difficult to say how many packages can be delivered directly to the other party. After all, decades have passed, and even if those hermits have not moved, It is also unlikely that you will continue to use your previous contact information.

As long as the bats can hitch a ride on express delivery.

Of course, these bat packages needed to be disguised, and they had better be packaged. Fortunately, they quickly found various suitable materials: Hao Ren found a lot of paper boxes and wide-mouth glass bottles in the corner of the basement warehouse. From Lily's usual endless snack consumption: various cans and chocolates. It is said that dogs cannot eat chocolate, but Lily, who has become a spirit, is obviously not averse to raw and cold food. Hao Ren was shocked by the packaging of snacks she had accumulated in the past few months. By the way, Hao Ren was also very curious as to why these things were so cold. Stacked in the small warehouse next to Vivian: "Why do you keep these things? Didn't you throw them away when you took out the trash?"

Vivian nodded matter-of-factly: "Keep it and sell the scraps. These add up to almost ten yuan, and there are two kilograms of eggs."

Hao Ren was stunned, thinking that this vampire girl was really used to living in poverty. Nowadays, there are not many people like her who can collect a few months worth of rags and wait to sell them. But obviously, even if Vivian She can't save money this way: every penny she gets will be lost soon if she doesn't spend it as soon as possible...

Looking at the pitiful poor man next to him, Hao Ren couldn't help but make a man's promise from the bottom of his heart: "Don't worry, I will take good care of you."

Vivian was immediately moved: "Then I'll have no problem cooking for you for the rest of my life!"

Hao Ren: "..." This is too easy to bribe!

The two carried the pile of bottles, cans and cartons to Vivian's table and began to package the little bats. The wide-mouth cans are very useful, and the bats will not be crowded inside. Hao Ren held up a can and stared at the little bat inside, who stared straight at him with his small black eyes. He couldn't help but want to find a topic: "By the way, if you seal it like this, will it suffocate it to death?"

"No, my bat is physiologically 'dead' from the beginning," Vivian waved her hand, "I'm not afraid of treating it as a corpse specimen."

Hao Ren shook the can: "Well... I feel like it's quite pitiful to seal it inside. Look at it, it keeps staring at me."

The little bat in the bottle immediately turned his head in embarrassment, and Vivian's voice came from the side: "I'm staring at you. I'm just curious about what it feels like to see the world through a glass bottle..."

Hao Ren then remembered that these bats were all clones of Vivian. Putting them in a bottle would only give Vivian a strange perspective. There was nothing pitiable or pitiful at all - these were only for aliens. Habitual behaviors are always easy to be ignored by normal people.

A group of bats consumed all the glass bottles. These cans and bottles were put to a greater use than selling scraps. Lily's strong appetite finally had some positive effects on the side. But while sealing it, Hao Ren suddenly thought of a question: "Wait a minute, do you think these things can pass the security inspection? Especially for living animals, it would be very troublesome to express them cross-border."

Vivian had never used such "expensive" things before, so she didn't expect this at all: "What should I do?"

Hao Ren frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands: "Didn't you say they are all 'dead'? Disguise them as specimens, and we will send them out as handicrafts..."

Once Vivian heard that this was feasible, she went to the warehouse to find a lot of cardboard and wire. After asking what the bat specimens should look like, she made those little bats stick to the cardboard with their arms stretched out. These summoned creatures had no breathing or heartbeat. , can completely imitate dead objects, so that they really look like specimens.

Hao Ren was very satisfied: "This is just right. When we send the package, we can directly write it as a handicraft."

Vivian looked at the little bats fixed on the paper with their arms and legs spread out, and suddenly turned away with a blushing face: "This posture is so shameful..."

Hao Ren: "..."

The world view of Renwai Niang is indeed difficult to understand.

"But there won't be any problems with these things, right?" Hao Ren thought about it and was still a little worried, "Especially if it has to be sent to a foreign country, let's not say whether humans can detect it or whether the demon hunters will monitor these things. A channel?"

"Well, there is a risk, but I have applied the effects of breath elimination and energy transfer to each bottle. Unless a demon hunter is lucky enough to open the package and see the contents inside, it will not be exposed. of."

Hao Ren felt relieved, and then he and Vivian returned to the living room carrying two large boxes of bottles and cans. Betsy was waiting above to go shopping and couldn't wait any longer. She almost teleported over after seeing this. : "When did we...ah, what did you do?"

"Go to the courier company first and send these things out." Hao Ren put a box of things on the coffee table, and then pulled "Gun" aside who came over curiously, "By the way, Hilda, are you coming with me?" ?”

Hilda was sitting on the sofa in a daze. Hearing this, she slowly shook her head: "No, I don't need anything anymore."

"Going to the street? Want to buy something?" Vivian then noticed that a large group of people were in the living room, all dressed as if they were going out to spend money. Hao Ren nodded to her: "Well, by the way, you're coming too. It's time to buy you something."

Vivian didn't know what Hao Ren had planned, and looked at the other party and didn't want to say anything, so she just nodded slightly: "Thank you in advance."

The vampire girl is no longer as lively as she was when she first moved in here, and she will not try to shirk Hao Ren's kindness, because she knows that no matter how hard she tries, she won't have the money...

In the end, except for Hilda who was still in a daze at home and Doudou who couldn't go out, Hao Ren and a large group of his abnormal tenants all went out noisily. Yzaks and Lily, who were the strongest, volunteered to hold the Two big boxes walked in the front, and Hao Ren said to himself thoughtfully from behind: "I suddenly remembered that we must at least have a car - after all, it is a force. I don't even have a spaceship driver's license." We’ve already started to learn, but we still have to squeeze into the bus when we go out?”

Space teleportation is easy to use, but the dizziness caused by each teleportation is not very pleasant, and it is easy to get into trouble when teleporting around such a densely populated big city, so now Hao Ren and his group as long as they do not travel far, I am still used to ordinary transportation.

Nangong Wuyue thought for a while: "It is indeed convenient to have a car, but who knows how to drive it?"

Hao Ren volunteered and patted his chest: "I can even fly a spaceship!"

"Which one is on the right, the accelerator or the brake?"

Hao Ren: "..."

"So if you're not a professional, don't be arrogant," Nangong Wuyue curled his lips, "I learned to drive a long time ago, but... at that time, cars with internal combustion engines had just appeared a few years ago. You can guess my driving skills. ."

Hao Ren did some calculations and was shocked to find that the car Nangong drove in May should be an internal combustion engine car from around 1900. If she dared to go on the road now, it was no longer a problem of road killers - there were plenty of road executioners!

Looking around, he found that none of the people around him could drive: Needless to say, Yizhaks and Betsy, Nangong Wuyue was a street executioner whose driver's license had expired for a hundred years, and Lily, the husky There is absolutely no way she can be a driver because of her personality. Vivian doesn’t have to think about it at all: a private car is a dream to her, and she can’t afford to take a bus...

Finally, Hao Ren poked at the magical data terminal: "Do you think the organization can solve the problem of transportation for this short-distance mission? It would be best to use autonomous driving..."

"Can you stop pretending like that? If you want to take advantage, just say so." The data terminal buzzed twice in Hao Ren's pocket. "But I can try to apply for it for you. It just so happened that Chief Raven gave it to me last time." This is your reason for monitoring aliens on Earth."

Now Hao Ren can look forward to what his salary will be next month.