Chapter 163
Stan replied disdainfully ( ̄_, ̄).
"Well, the name doesn't matter anyway-"
Mo Yi didn't care about Stan's attitude, he just felt that the cat in front of him was a bit average, but the higher the other person's IQ, the better. After all, raising a cat, of course, I hope the cat knows how to take care of itself, and it is best to make breakfast. , yelling at him to get up, and doing backflips to make himself happy when he had nothing to do. After returning home from get off work, the other party would prepare dinner and wait for him to come back to eat together.
What? Can't do this?
What a good cat!
Anyway, whether these are the daily work of Qi Qi, not to mention that Qi Qi is very motivated, it is very easy to get a doctorate degree.
"I have an opportunity for you. I have a friend who likes to keep cats, but for some reason, ordinary cats can't stand the aura of Honkaimon she exudes. If it's you, it should be a good match."
"How's it going? Are you excited?"
In Mo Yi's opinion, this is simply a good thing that happened to Stan because of his good deeds in his previous life. After being adopted by a cat, he no longer needs to wander or be eliminated by a passing Valkyrie. There are still people to take care of him, and he has good food and good housing. of.
When Mo Yi was in the ruins, he had to use all his strength to reach out and grab Anna's leg, a wealthy woman passing by. Later, he was very motivated and learned various life skills to take care of Anna's daily life. It took him half a year to finally Successfully let Anna take care of herself.
And as long as Stan nods, someone will become his shit-sweeper. Where can I find good things?
"Stupid human being, you are asking for death!"
Of course, in Stan's eyes, Mo Yi was insulting it. Could it be that Stan was a slave with three surnames, first the World Snake, then the Silly Goose, and now he fell into Mo Yi's hands?
Stan was angry. Stan activated the skill 'Lightning Flash' on Mo Yi. His hands showed elite cat claws and rushed towards Mo Yi, preparing to paint Mo Yi's face and teach Mo Yi a profound lesson.
"Bold cat demon! How dare you try your best to do your job with such a small skill——"
Mo Yi's backhand was a slap. Under the entanglement of telekinesis, his right hand turned black, and then he hit Stan and pulled him back.
Stan in the air was stunned. You must know that it is an emperor-level Honkaimon. Even in its cat form, its speed and strength are greatly weakened. But ordinary A-level Valkyrie, facing its sudden attack, I can only drink my hatred on the spot.
Usually the stupid No. 2 poop shoveler (Sister Ta Zi) will be defeated by its surprise attack when she is not paying attention.
But now, it was slapped away by the man in front of him, giving Stan the illusion that he had been punched away by the opponent when he was facing the stupid goose.
"I kindly gave you the opportunity, but you don't know how to predict the future. It seems that I have to use thunderous means to let you know what it means to be a handsome cat who knows the current affairs-"
After realizing that something was wrong, Stan was about to run away, but how could Mo Yi let the other party go? Not to mention that the other party was the most suitable reunion gift for Maomao, and even with the other party's status as a Honkaimon, Mo Yi couldn't let the other party run away.
"Qi Qi, prepare to catch the monster!"
Qi prayed: "···"
Facing Mo Yi who said strange words, what can I do to make the master happy?
Qi Qi blocked in front of Stan who turned around and ran away, and used the "Freeze Punch". The cat's claw condensed the ice element, and slapped the face of Stan who could not avoid it, and drew him back, even causing Stan to fall into Frozen, unable to move.
"Run, why don't you run away, little kitten?"
Mo Yi squatted down, poked Stan with his finger, and said with a smile:
"There's no point in running. You'd better be obedient, otherwise I won't be able to reap the benefits."
Mo Yi used the 'taunt' skill on Stan, preparing to use words to PUA the other party. If the other party refused to accept it, he would hit him again, and then continue to use the PUA words. After repeating it several times, the other party would finally give in. This is the so-called Zhuge Liang's seven captures of Meng. Get.
Stan: "..."
Damn it (〃>Van<), none of my masters have ever beaten me like this!
You wait for me. When my master comes, you all have to be on leash.JPG!
At this time, Stan could only pretend to be dead, praying in his heart that the stupid goose would find him soon and save this poor, helpless and edible little cat.
I don't know if Stan's strong will to survive came into play. Mo Yi didn't poke Stan for long. After buying the buns, the stupid goose who came back realized that Stan was missing and came to find him.
The silly goose is not worried about Stan, but is worried that others will be injured by Stan. After all, Stan's combat power is as strong as that of Sister Tazi.
"Stan... who are you?"
Then Dagoose saw Stan lying on the ground, and there was a man squatting down next to him. He was poking Stan with his finger. He looked very familiar, and even made Dagoose's heart beat fast inexplicably.
Dull Goose: Oops, this is what it feels like to have a myocardial infarction... No, I am the most powerful Valkyrie in destiny, how could I have a myocardial infarction?
Even if the heart is ripped out from behind, Dull Goose can instantly create a new heart by using the ability to read "Love Still Far Away".
Because Mo Yi was squatting and looking at Stan on the ground, while Daigo was standing and looking down, she didn't see Mo Yi's appearance clearly, but the homogenous telekinesis ability had secretly told her the answer.
After hearing a girl's voice, Mo Yi felt inexplicably anxious. From what the other party meant, this Honkai beast disguised as a cat seemed to be the other party's pet.
Of course, the voice was somewhat familiar, but because Bianca had grown very rapidly in the past few years and her voice had also changed to a certain extent, it was understandable that Mo Yi failed to recognize the voice of his fiancée candidate.
"I'm sorry, I thought the cat was wild-"
As expected, Mo Yi admitted his mistake, but did not give up. He felt that the other party did not know that the cat was actually a Honkai Beast. He was ready to reason with the other party and ask him to give up such a dangerous thing as raising a Honkai Beast. He would leave the cat to Mo Yiyi. deal with.
Mo Yi raised his head, but unfortunately due to the obstruction of Dai Goose's front armor, he could not see clearly the face of Dai Goose. He could only vaguely see a tall beauty with blond wavy hair. She could not even see her face. Mo Yi could not see clearly. Why does Yi think the other party is a beauty?
The other party's straight and beautiful long legs, coupled with this big heart, Mo Yi naturally thought that the other party was a beauty, just like when we hear that someone is a talented woman, we always subconsciously assume that the other party is a beauty. .
Moreover, as long as the other person's face is not too ridiculously long and has the Eastern makeup skills, he can become an Internet celebrity, not ugly at all, and combined with the other person's long legs and popular feeling, he will be a nine-point beauty, let alone not Is it the same trick even when the lights are turned off?
This is just Mo Yi's comment as an ordinary man. He doesn't have any special ideas.
Mo Yi: I already have the heart-warming little landlady and pink fairy lady...and everyone in my heart.
Neither of them could see each other clearly, but this situation soon disappeared as Mo Yi stood up.
"you--"
Even if Mo Yi turns into light and disappears in the wind, the stupid goose will never mistake Mo Yi's appearance, not to mention that Mo Yi's appearance has not changed at all compared to a few years ago!
Bianca never expected that the two would meet again in such a situation. It did not match the scenes in the love novels she had read. There had to be a train passing between the two, and then the two Subconsciously she looked over to the other side, and they just looked at each other, which fit the reunion scene in her mind.
The stupid goose only has Mo Yi in his eyes at the moment——
Stan? What's that?
The surprised and strange look on the dumb goose made Mo Yi pay attention, and Mo Yi also felt that the blond beauty in front of him was very familiar, but he did not connect the little dumb goose in his mind with the perfectly developed blond beauty in front of him.
"You look familiar-"
Mo Yi smiled and said:
"Although it sounds a bit like a pick-up, I still say that we should have met before."
"Let me think about it again, I should be able to think of it soon -"
Chapter 147: Dumb Goose: Kiana, I want to beat you and cry a thousand times!
Damn humans, when my master comes, I will give them to you!
Stan, who was severely beaten by Mo Yi and Qi Qi, could only roar like this in his heart——
The silly goose has arrived, but the next development is completely different from the development it wanted. The silly goose has forgotten its existence.
After hearing Mo Yi's voice, Fan Fo was hit in the heart by several invisible arrows. He found that Mo Yi didn't recognize her at the first time, and his mood was a little complicated, but the other party said that he was very suitable for getting to know her. , Bianca the Broken Goose immediately explained to Mo Yi in her heart!
Mo Yi couldn't recognize her identity right away, which was understandable. After all, she had grown rapidly in the past few years, and her appearance was very different from back then!
She had said at the beginning that she wanted Mo Yi to look up to him better than Anka, hum o( ̄ヘ ̄o#), but now the result is obvious, it depends on whether Mo Yi dares to call her a tablet loli.
Even Rita may not understand people's hearts better than Bianca now.
All in all, Mo Yi has an impression of her, that is, Mo Yi has Bianca in his heart.JPG!
Dumb Goose: Ysul...Yi, for you, I can't...
Of course, Duo Goose is only mad in her heart. In reality, she maintains a calm expression at the moment. People who don't know her will only think that she is slightly serious.
"Mo Yi——"
Bianca took a deep breath and tried to keep herself calm. She could chant the Bible in front of Rita and even Otto, revealing the true face of the ruined goose, but in front of Mo Yi, she worked extremely hard to maintain her destiny as the strongest The Valkyrie's "awesomeness" and "heroic spirit" can only be said to be the tsundere nature of Duo Ge. It's just that the way she expresses it is different.
"Long time no see... I can see you again——"
At this moment, Duan Yan really wanted to reach out and hug Mo Yi, letting him indulge in the embrace of her heart that had grown for him, but he was embarrassed and felt that this was very rude and inconsistent with her destiny to be the strongest woman. The identity of the God of War.
"I'm very happy."
Mo Yi: "..."
Ah, this... coupled with the voice of Daigo, Mo Yi finally matched the blond, wavy, long-legged and understanding beauty in front of him with the flat lolita Daigo in his memory!
"Are you Bianca?"
Since we will meet Bugs, Mei from "Miracle Bugs", Snake and others from "Dream Life" in real life, there is also a certain probability of encountering Goose and Rita from the original game "Goose: The Rising of the Brave".
However, because the story of "Goose: The Rising of the Brave" takes place in a world bubble, and even Goose and Rita are from other worlds, Mo Yicai felt that the probability was too small. He never expected that the other party was actually from the Honkai bubble he was in. world!
This can only be said to be a coincidence!
The old friend who he thought he could never see again appeared in front of him without any precautions. Mo Yi was just happy in his heart, but he didn't think about the problems left over from history——
In order to follow the protagonist group of Duan Goose and Rita, but in the name of his fiancé, he played the 'game' for the first time that year and didn't worry too much, but now the problem is big!
"So you are from this world too!"
"Um--"
After seeing Mo Yi recognize him, Duo Goose's initial unhappiness disappeared immediately. His eyes were already bent, and he was speechless. Of course, it only turned into a nod in the end. Of course, his eyes kept looking at Mo Yi and he couldn't bear to blink. , as if he was afraid that Mo Yi would disappear in the blink of an eye, and everything before was just an illusion.
"Bianca, is this your cat?"
Since the visitor was an old friend, Mo Yi didn't want to take advantage of him. He looked at the fat cat who was already hiding behind the legs of the stupid goose, staring at him with a fierce and cute look, as if to say, 'Just wait for death'.
"This is my cat Stan—"
There was a lot to say in Daigo's heart, but he didn't know how to say it. After all, she was a straight woman, so it was understandable that she was not good at chatting. After hearing Mo Yi change the topic to Stan, Daigo happily extended his hand. He grabbed Stan, lifted him up, showed it to Mo Yi, and said:
"From the looks of you, it seems that Stan has done some kind of prank again?"
Stan:? ? !
Wait, shit shoveler, whose side are you on?
Who said it was me who was really making trouble at the beginning, but no matter how you look at it later, it’s probably me who was bullied!
"Why don't you, Mo Yi, hit it back a few times to vent your anger?"
Having said that, Dumb Goose used strange strength to hold on to Stan, not giving him a chance to struggle and escape.
Dumb Goose: Stan, in order to let me pick up a boy, I have to sacrifice you a little. I believe you can understand and support me, right?
Stan: I understand your sister, in your heart, am I not as important as the man in front of you?
Of course, Goose doesn't know what Stan is thinking, otherwise she would definitely tell Stan:
"Of course you are not as important as the man in front of me. He is the father of my future child, and you are just the family cat of my future child."
"No need, it tried to snatch my buns before, but it was stopped by my Qi——"
Mo Yi pointed at Qi Qi on his shoulder, introduced Qi Qi to Dugoose, and then said truthfully:
"But Bianca, you have to pay more attention to it in the future. For ordinary people, Stan's pranks may cause great danger."
Mo Yi didn't lie. It was indeed Stan who provoked him first. Later, Mo Yi chose to ignore the trivial matter of wanting to catch him and give it to Maomao.
"Mo Yi, you are the same as before -"
Duan Ge couldn't help but praise him. He was worthy of being Mo Yi, he was still so upright and kind...
Well, in fact, the process when Mo Yi and Duo Goose first met could not be considered upright and kind. At the beginning, they captured her and Rita in a villainous way and turned them into fiancées and dowry maids. Just because of what happened later A lifetime of regrets has made Daigou always use artistic processing and various beautiful filters when remembering Mo Yi. Now in Daigoose's heart, Mo Yi has long become a 'saint', and any small move , she explained the profound meaning.
"I will be optimistic about Stan in the future."
Stan: "..."
I can't get rid of this shit shoveling officer... I'll call Gray Snake tonight, it's not like fate is waiting for me!
Of course, if Stan really goes back to the World Snake, he will soon find that among the World Snakes, it is even more unable to escape Mo Yi's clutches. Even the gray snake is Mo Yi's 'child' and can only be obediently beaten by Mo Yi. Treated it as a pet and gave it to Paduo to play with.
"That's good--"
Mo Yi looked at Bikaan and found that he stood up straight with his head held high and his chest exuding an awe-inspiring aura. Although he was very beautiful, it was conceivable that usually no boys would rush to chat with him like this. The stupid goose, after all, the aura is too strong.
The other person's blue eyes must be staring at Mo Yi, and he could feel the other person's gaze, but Bianca was not good at chatting, which made Mo Yi feel uncomfortable, so he could only continue to lead the conversation.
But he took it for granted that the little silly goose from before was like this.
It's just that Mo Yi used to tease each other, but now that we see each other again, Duo Goose has directly changed from a hard seat to a luxurious soft seat. In addition, Mo Yi has not seen each other for a long time, which makes Mo Yi feel a certain sense of strangeness. It has never been the same as before. Just tease each other directly.
Maybe if they spend more time together, and the two of them get to know each other again, Mo Yi will find the previous feeling and play with the poor silly goose.