Chapter 596 Half a Football Field
This dwarf king is so powerful!
This is the first thought in my mind.
Why do dwarves like to greet each other by beating their chests so much?
This is the second thought in my mind.
Don't pour it, don't pour it. Behind me, there is an uneaten plate of my favorite dishes. It is a shameful act to waste food!
This is the third thought in my mind.
Fortunately, I didn't fall down, but hung in mid-air and was firmly caught by Cagalli behind me.
Actually, it's not a bad thing for a girl to be strong, at least when she doesn't hit me, it's definitely not a bad thing!
I straightened my clothes and stood up again. I bent down and tried to stretch out my fist towards the dwarf king, but I stopped as soon as my fist reached halfway.
Please, the person opposite is the Dwarf King!
The king of the dwarves!
I just punched him without any reason. What's going on?
Even though that is normal etiquette among the dwarves, in my eyes, this behavior is tantamount to asking for trouble.
The dwarf king asked me with a smile: "Why don't you return the favor?"
I knew clearly that what he was referring to in return was a punch on his chest. It seemed that I had to punch him. So, the second question arose: Should I punch him gently or should I punch him lightly? Should I punch him hard?
Anyway, the punch he just punched me was pretty hard.
Ah, what a hassle!
Because it was too troublesome, my rationality collapsed in an instant.
Fuck you son of a bitch!
He raised his fist and, without caring, punched the dwarf king in the chest.
This dwarf king is strong, but my fist is not a vegetarian!
Especially, I’m wearing metal gauntlets!
Eh? You ask me why I bring this thing with me when I eat?
Obviously, this is a preference of mine.
In short, I used a lot of force to punch the dwarf king in the chest.
I just didn't expect that the muscles of the Dwarf King were not only very strong, but also quite heavy. This powerful and heavy punch did not make him take a step back, but his upper body shook.
After the punch, my sanity line suddenly connected again, and in an instant, I broke out in a cold sweat.
Unexpectedly, instead of retaliating against me, the dwarf king laughed out loud.
He smiled and said: "This punch is heavy enough and strong enough. You are worthy of being my dwarf's best friend!"
Eh? When did I become your dwarves’ best friend?
David was also at this time, holding a wine glass, holding his brother Dewey's shoulder with one hand, and drunkenly said: "Hiccup, he is also my goblin tribe's best friend."
Come on, how drunk are you?
By the way, the party has just started not long ago. How did you get yourself into this state?
Dewey was okay. Although he smelled of alcohol, he was still far from being drunk. He smiled at the dwarf king and said, "I'm going to take my brother back to rest. Everything here is over." please."
The dwarf king punched his chest hard and said loudly: "No problem, just leave it to me, hahahaha!"
The sound made my ears ring.
Dewey turned to me again and said: "When the banquet is over, a maid will take you to the house specially prepared for you. As for other things, we will talk about it tomorrow."
"Okay." I raised my glass, nodded to him, and drank it all in one gulp.
The dwarf king watched Dewey leave and suddenly jumped up on the table and shouted: "Now I will host the banquet. Let's all jump up together! Let's shout! Let's sing! Let's all get active!"
The entire banquet hall suddenly became noisy. The eaters stopped eating and danced while eating; the drinkers stopped drinking and sang while drinking; even the maids stopped serving the dishes and danced at the same time. Eat the dishes while serving.
Soon, even the guards outside the door sneaked in and started eating and drinking.
Princess Aurora said to me a little apologetically: "I'm sorry, my father likes to be busy."
"That's right." I spread my hands and said, "It's a good thing to like the excitement. In fact, I quite like the excitement too."
I continued to eat and drink while avoiding the goblins and dwarves who were either staggering or running rampant.
Phoenix and Barbara firmly occupied the territory near the roasted suckling pig and were engrossed in eating it. I forgot to mention that the same was true for Remy. This little girl had a stronger innate advantage. While floating in the air, she I kept grabbing the roast suckling pig.
By the way, how delicious is this roasted suckling pig? It will make you completely abandon your ladylike and cute attitude and turn into a hungry beast.
Cagalli's strength is internal but not exposed. Anyone who bumps into her, whether it is a goblin or a dwarf, will be bounced away by her elastic skin and strong muscles.
Therefore, she has always been the one who stands the most steadily and eats smoothly among this group of people.
Lylea is in a similar situation to me. She is very good at dodging and can avoid the happy collision of several goblin dwarves while picking up vegetables.
Yura's situation is different. She is the most special among our group - she is a very high-level magician.
But the magicians were at a great disadvantage in such a chaotic situation. They couldn't use fireballs to burn their hair, beards and eyebrows clean just because they accidentally collided.
But she still had her own way - she hid next to Cagalli, relying on Cagalli's strong body to block herself from collisions again and again.
Later, Cajiali told me that she was actually quite helpless, but it was hard to avoid her. After all, they were both my fiancées. Sooner or later, we would have to live together. It would be difficult to recover from a relationship breakdown.
In short, this banquet ended in such excitement and hustle and bustle.
Afterwards, we were led by the maid to the accommodation arranged by Dewey.
Although goblins and dwarves are both short in stature, uh, no, petite. Well, this word is not used well.
pocket!
That’s right, it’s pocket-sized!
Although they are a very small group, they seem to have a persistent belief in the word "big" - such as the villa in front of them.
The maid told me that this was the accommodation Dewey had specially prepared for me, and that it was the kind with permanent residency rights.
In other words, I also have my own place in Fort Vicky.
This villa is very big, bigger than the tree house of the elves, bigger than the noble villas in Airui City, and even bigger than the guild villas built in Dashai City!
How big is it?
Expressing it with data may not clarify the true meaning of "big", so let me put it in the most intuitive way: the lobby of this villa alone is half the size of a football field.