Chapter 530 Cagalli’s Promise
I always follow the rule: greeting a beautiful woman is a virtue.
So, I raised my hand and waved it like a lucky cat: "Good morning, Emily~"
Emily stood still, the expression on her face did not change at all, and her beautiful eyes looked at me without blinking.
This state lasted for two minutes.
I feel like my arms are a little sore, and I’m so embarrassed
The most important thing is that I feel like an idiot.
At this time, Emily spoke: "Hello."
The voice was flat and toneless, sounding like a smart voice speaking on a smartphone.
Uh. What the hell is this tone?
It seems that when she fought with me before, although her voice was very plain, it was not as painful to me as it is now.
Maybe my way of greeting her was wrong, which made her unhappy, so she reacted like this, so I forcibly changed the subject and said, "The weather is nice today~"
As soon as I said this, I regretted it a little because it was cloudy today.
Sure enough, Emily raised her head, looked at the sky carefully for a while, then looked at me, like a robot, and said in a calm tone: "It's cloudy, not good."
I was so ashamed.
The general dullness and seriousness of the elves are vividly reflected in Emily, and have even become an enhanced version.
"Hehehehe" I really didn't know what to say, so I asked casually: "Are you out for a walk?"
Emily shook her head: "No."
As she spoke, she raised her hand behind her back, and a small bag was lifted into the air. The bag was bulging, and something seemed to be moving around inside.
"What's in this?" I asked doubtfully.
"Rat" Emily said.
My face is full of black lines and I can't help myself.
"What are you doing catching mice?" My eyelids trembled, and I felt a little collapsed.
"They stole the cakes in the food store," Emily said, "I was entrusted to send them to the Elf Forest for punishment."
"Punishment?" I asked, "Shouldn't it be beating to death directly?"
"No," Emily said, "There is a place in the Elf Forest that is the territory of rats. Give it to the king inside and let him execute it."
sweat.
The territory of the mouse, the king of the mouse
This Moonlight City is really equal and harmonious. If this were in Airey City, the rats would have been beaten to pieces and thrown into the trash can.
Seeing that Emily was still looking at me, I laughed dryly, turned sideways, made way for her, and made a 'please' gesture: "You are busy, I won't disturb you."
Emily was still staring at me motionlessly, with an expression like a middle-aged lady watching a boring soap opera.
"Do you have anything else?" I asked.
She said in a calm tone without any fluctuation: "Are you free today?"
I thought about it and realized that the landlady hadn’t finished her instructions yet, and she still had a lot of things to do, so I refused and said, “No.”
"What about tomorrow?" Her voice was still deadly dull. I wished I could act as a primary school Chinese teacher and teach her how to use rising and falling tones again.
"I don't know if anything will happen tomorrow." I curled my lips and asked, "What do you want from me?"
She nodded mechanically.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"Let's have a game with me." Her voice paused here, as if she was thinking about the right words.
However, because her words stopped at a very ambiguous place, my mind was spinning like a whirlwind at this moment.
Come and have a game with me.
Idea 1: Come on a date with me!
Idea 2: Let’s have a vigorous love affair with me!
Idea 3: Come and have a fun game with me!
Idea 4: Let’s have an elopement with me based on making a baby!
Hey Hey
I couldn't help but laugh obscenely.
But a few seconds later, I became troubled again.
Emily is far more stupid than other elves. If he really wants to date her, not only will he be punished by the four daughters' family laws, but will the date with her be comfortable and enjoyable?
Not to mention anything else, just by her greetings and answers to questions about the weather, it can be concluded that she is definitely a quite boring girl.
Although I must admit that Emily's beauty has surpassed recognition, but to date such a boring girl, with all due respect, I would rather choose a dog leash.
Just when I was thinking wildly, Emily finally continued to speak, she said: "Let's compare."
Ah?
A question mark appeared above my head, and I asked tentatively: "What are those two words you just said?"
"Sparring" Emily's voice was still very plain, but when this plain voice fell into my peaceful heart, it made waves!
Did you do it-wrong!
I was tortured by you not long ago, and now you actually take the initiative to ask me out. Are you taking the initiative to find me and want to torture me again?
Although I have a good temper, I have to say that no matter how good my temper is, there is a bottom line, okay?
Please, don't use your strength to challenge the bottom line of my temper!
Although your strength is indeed very powerful, if you make me anxious, I will lift the table to show you whether you believe it or not!
The above is my current mental state.
After all, as the first gentleman with high quality and high pursuit in Hefeng Continent, I naturally would not reflect the fluctuations in my heart on my face, so I bared my teeth and barely showed a passable smile, I said : "Okay, if you have time."
Of course, there is still my own little plan hidden in these words: If I have time, I will naturally discuss with you, but will I really have time? Haha, don't be ridiculous, I'm very busy every day. In addition to doing some messy tasks assigned to me, I'm also busy making jokes, burping and farting! How can I have time to spar with you and find abuse?
Emily nodded and said in a tone as tasteless as boiled water: "I understand, thank you, goodbye."
After that, carrying the bag full of mice, he walked towards the Elf Forest.
What is going on with this girl? Why did Mao have no expression on his face or any fluctuation in his tone from beginning to end?
Anyone who marries her will probably be depressed to death, hahahaha!
I laughed in my heart, and then I heard Cagalli's voice behind me: "The first female warrior is so cool no matter what she does~"
From the tone of her voice, she must have started to become a nymphomaniac again.
Cagalli's obsession is currently focused on only two people, one is me and the other is the female elf warrior.
I suddenly had a very strange idea: Could the female elf warrior be my love rival in another sense?
Just as I was thinking about it, Cagalli quickly came to me, pointed at the back of the female elf warrior, and said, "Look, Xiaoyi, isn't it cool?"
"Ah, yes" I said perfunctorily.
Suddenly, Cajiali said something that caught me off guard: "Xiao Yi, if you can marry her home and be our sister, I won't stop you from marrying into any harem in the future!"