Chapter 228 Shameless Old Patch
"Of course I know you!"
Old Patch looked matter-of-fact.
"Ah?"
I was completely shocked. I didn't expect that this old Patch, who looked like a profiteer, actually knew such a legendary figure?
Could it be that I have always looked down on him in the past?
Just when I was about to reset my gaze and look at old Patch again from a new perspective, the guy's next words completely shattered my idea.
"He is the forging master of the dwarves. As a goblin who lives with the dwarves, how could I not know him?" As he said, he also made an analogy: "This is just like a warrior knowing a weapon, and a mage knowing a magic wand. It makes sense!”
Then, he suddenly paused and said mockingly: "By the way, I forgot, you are a warrior who can't distinguish between iron pieces and swords. This principle does not apply to you, hahahaha."
Snap!
My conscience collapsed, and the corners of my mouth twitched a few times. Although I don’t know what my expression is now, I think it must be very broken.
"Hehehehe." I subconsciously let out a series of weird smiles, which scared old Patch. He stared at me and said warily: "You, what do you want to do?"
"You just mocked me, didn't you feel really good about mocking me?" I could feel that the tone of my voice had changed.
"Ah, haha, it's a bit, but what's wrong with you, An Xiaoyi, your expression is terrible!" Old Patch subconsciously took a step back.
"Hehehehe." I let out a strange laugh again, which even I thought was a bit creepy: "Since you are so happy with your ridicule, then"
I paused and said something that made Old Patch heartbroken: "Your labor fee is gone~"
"What?!!!"
Old Patch was completely shocked. His background instantly became dark, and his skin instantly turned pale. In his ears, several will-o'-wisps floated up and down, wandering slowly, miserable, and miserably. his mood at the moment.
The next second.
"You can't do this, we agreed, one gold coin and ten silver coins!" Old Patch hugged my thigh like a koala and roared: "This is what we agreed to do, You can’t default on your debt!”
I grinned with a sinister smile: "Who asked you to mock me?"
Old Patch asked back: "The rules don't say I can't ridicule you. You have to follow your conscience and be reasonable!"
"This is an additional condition, it's just that I didn't say it." I spread my hands and made a helpless gesture.
"You can't do this, aren't we friends?" Old Patch started the shameless approach mode.
"What kind of friend? I don't know you, haha~"
"You can't do this. My conscience, my reward is not to bully a weak old man!" Old Patch hugged my legs tighter. The passers-by around me looked sideways and looked at me and the old man with strange eyes. Patch.
"I'll rub it, you're still weak." I swung my legs twice, but found that I couldn't get rid of him, so I said helplessly: "Let go!"
"If you don't let go, I won't let go until you pay me!" Lao Paqi started the mode of being a dead pig again and not afraid of boiling water.
"Let it go, or I'll go crazy, or I'll throw you into the river!" I threatened.
"If you don't let me go, I won't let go, unless you pay me back the money you owe me!" Old Patch spitted all the spit on my pants: "If you dare to throw me into the river, believe it or not, I will sue you. You deliberately hurt the frail old man and blackmailed you to death!"
Hey, this old expert is completely in shameless mode.
More and more pedestrians stopped to watch, and soon the streets on both sides were filled.
These people kept pointing, talking in low voices, expressing their conjectures and spreading rumors.
However, in my opinion, most of the looks looking at me were very bad, while the looks looking at old Patch were full of sympathy. It seemed that they regarded me as a complete evil person.
I covered my forehead helplessly, sighed, and said, "I said, please let go quickly."
"Not until you give me my reward!" Old Patch refused.
"Okay, here it is, give it to you, okay? As long as you let go, I will give you the reward now." I helplessly declared that I lost. After all, facing him who always displays a shameless spirit, I have nothing to do with him. Odds.
Although I don't care much about face, after all, it is not an honorable thing for someone to talk behind my back.
Seeing that the effect was achieved, Old Patch let go of his hand and looked at me with a proud look on his face.
I shook my head, reached into my bag, touched it, first took out a gold coin, and then carefully took out another ten silver coins, then put the money bag back into my side pocket, and put the eleven coins in my pocket with a distressed look on my face. All the coins were handed into the hands of Old Patch, and he watched as Old Patch put the coins into his pocket.
For the rest of the journey, we were speechless.
When passing by Old Patch's weapons shop, he said goodbye to me with a sly smile, and said to me what I said to Harold: "If you need help in identifying anything in the future, feel free to contact me. The prices will remain the same~"
spit!
I vomited, and it was so unpleasant to have others use my words to attack me!
But seeing as Old Patch helped me pick out three very good things, I decided to forgive him.
When I got home, the hands of the magic clock had already pointed to nine.
Phoenix, Barbara and Cagalli sat in a row, waiting in the yard, staring at me eagerly.
"Well, what, I'm back~" I said with a playful smile.
"Stop!" Barbara shouted sharply.
I froze and stopped moving, with an indelible smile still on my face.
It seems that a certain philosopher once said this: Those who love to laugh will not have bad luck.
I hope what he said is true
"Come back so late," Phoenix said.
"Where are you fooling around? Tell me the truth!" Cagalli raised her eyebrows with a fierce expression.
"It's unjust, heroines!" I shouted, with an innocent look on my face, "I already have three beautiful fiancées like yours, how could I go out and fool around again? This, this, this is simply nonsense. Let’s talk!”
The three girls looked at me, and I looked at you, and nodded to each other. They probably thought what I said made sense.
"Then what did you do?" Cagalli asked: "Don't tell me that you have been grinding monsters until now."
"Ah? Isn't this possible?" I asked.
"Of course not!" Cagalli said.
"Well, absolutely not!" Phoenix supported.
"The cow girl and the giant breast monster are right!" Barbara also supported.
I rubbed my hands and said, "Just in case."
Before she could finish her words, she was rudely interrupted by Cagalli: "There is no such thing as a contingency. If I say no, there is no such thing!"
"Ok, I see!"
I was so frightened that I gave in. I couldn’t imagine what a terrible scene it would be if I got married in the future!