Chapter 173 The Mysterious Dark Monster From the East Jumping Zombie
Chapter 174 The mysterious dark monster of the East—Tiao Tiao Zong
Zhang Xiao rubbed his eyes, thinking he had made a mistake, and looked at the blackboard again.
That's right, it's the kind of person wearing the official uniform of a certain court with outstretched hands. Lockhart doesn't know who got it. The picture posted on the blackboard is still a gif.
That is, moving pictures of wizards.
The zombie was jumping around with its arms stretched out, and occasionally stopped and opened its mouth at the little wizards as if to bite them.
The little wizard, who had never seen such a thing before, was startled and shrank his neck back in horror. Then he couldn't help but be curious, timid and wanted to see it.
Malfoy watched for a while, frowned and thought, turned around and asked softly:
"Zhang, this seems to be something from China, right? It looks like they are wearing official uniforms?"
After all, Xiao Ma, who has read China Five Thousand Years (Illustrated Edition), can still tell that this is something from the Qing Dynasty.
By the way, Malfoy looked down upon 'qing' extremely, and Zhang Xiao originally thought it was because of the two wars.
I am also prepared to let him know what it means that ‘the Chinese people have stood up’.
The answer Xiaoma gave surprised him. Malfoy's opinion is that 'qing' has never experienced hegemony - that is, the world's heroes come together, such as the Three Kingdoms, Sui and Tang, Yuan and Ming Dynasties.
He felt that Qing was more like a thief. In his understanding, Qing was Ming's house elf. Taking advantage of Ming's weakness, he stole the master's house and replaced him. It was very un-elf.
Especially after reading that Qing was beaten up by the British Muggles and the coalition forces, and signed many unequal treaties, and then in modern China, Muggles beat up the 16-nation coalition forces, his belief was even more strengthened. .
This 'house elf' just can't do it!
Zhang Xiao looked a little weird. He really didn't know how to explain to Malfoy. Could it be that Lockhart brought Muggle film and television works to the classroom?
I could only cover up the past with hesitation.
Fortunately, Malfoy didn't think about it too deeply, so he just asked casually out of curiosity.
Lockhart looked at the completely different classroom atmosphere with satisfaction, and he became more and more satisfied with Tom. Among the series of plans Tom made for him, the first one was to change his impression on the little wizard.
At that time, Lockhart was so confident that he was perfect in the hearts of the little wizards that he almost made Tom spit it out.
How could he not know whether it was perfect or not? After all, Lockhart writes everything in his diary.
It can only be said that Lockhart's writing level is quite good, the content is vivid and interesting, colorful, and he conceals himself perfectly.
It's a pity that Tom is not an ordinary person. He directly sees through the appearance and sees the essence-the clown.
Lockhart is a clown.
After Tom's hard persuasion, Lockhart finally reluctantly decided to give it a try, but the content of the class was difficult. He was really weak in spells.
If he was talking about dark creatures, he would unconsciously gravitate towards his own work. In the end, Lockhart had a 'lightbulb' moment. I can't talk about monsters in the West.
Then I will talk about the monsters of the East! After all, Muggle movies have made it very clear how to deal with monsters, and more importantly, the little wizards have never seen it before!
Lockhart, you are a genius!
With a happy mood, Lockhart clapped his hands and proudly began to teach the young wizards a 'serious' Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson.
“It’s a very powerful dark creature from the East, where it’s called a ‘Zombie’.
Have you seen these two long fangs? "
Lockhart pointed his wand at the zombie's mouth in the portrait. The zombie was furious and kept stretching out its mouth to try to bite the wooden stick.
"Oh!" the little wizards exclaimed, so fierce! How terrifying it is for a portrait to be so vicious!
"They are very similar to vampires. They gain abilities by sucking human blood, and people who are bitten will also turn into zombies!
And surprisingly, both are afraid of the sun, garlic! "
"Whoosh!" Hermione's hand immediately rose.
Lockhart pointed at her happily: "Miss Granger, do you have any questions?"
Hermione glanced at the portrait with some fear, swallowed her saliva and asked:
"I want to ask, since the two are so similar, is Zombie a vampire? Just a different name?"
"Good question! Five points for Gryffindor!" Lockhart was shocked, as if he had started a certain mode, and said loudly:
"Although many experts - including the famous Eastern dark creature researchers insist that the two are indeed the same creature, the difference is like the Hungarian tree peak and the Chinese fireball."
Zhang Xiao:? A famous Eastern dark creature researcher?
"But after my own persistent research (Zhang Xiao:?) I finally concluded that zombies are completely different from vampires."
The little wizards listened attentively. This was the first time since the beginning of the school year, and it was their first time to take a 'serious' Defense Against the Dark Arts class!
Not to mention how excited I was.
Lockhart's condition was getting better and better, and he stood at the edge of the podium and began to preach about his 'research':
"First of all, Zombies have no intelligence, or low-level Zombies have very low intelligence, and although they have eyes, they can't see anything and can only rely on people's breathing to determine their location.
So when we encounter Zombie, what is the first way to avoid it? "
The little wizards stood up and shouted: "Hold your breath!"
Lockhart nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly said: "Why don't you write it down?"
The little wizards suddenly realized and wrote down long paragraphs on the parchment.
Looking at their serious look, Lockhart felt as comfortable as if he had published a few more books.
Ah. When I saw Professor McGonagall say this in school, I thought I could say this one day in the future!
Lockhart, you are so handsome!
Zhang Xiao was almost dumbfounded. Malfoy asked curiously while writing:
"Zhang, why don't you remember? Lockhart finally took a very useful class. I think what he said is very useful.
You see, hold your breath, garlic, it is recommended to learn the head-bubbling spell to avoid Zombie! "
I remember? What the hell do I remember! I still use the bubble head spell to avoid zombies. The key problem is that there are no such jumping zombies in the world!
It's true that there are zombies in China. According to the miscellaneous books my mother gave me, they are probably Yinshi, Fushi, Youshi, Buchubong and the like.
There are no jumping zombies!
Jumping zombies are originally something that Hong Kong absorbed after absorbing the Western vampire culture and the fusion of Eastern folklore, so the two have so many similarities.
Real zombies are much more powerful, such as the White Bone Spirit in Journey to the West is a zombie, that is, it encountered the Monkey King.
In short, Zhang Xiao could only watch the little wizards writing furiously in silence, and wrote down a lot of messy things.
For example, what zombie king, listening to music, ringing bells, Black Dog Blood
When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the young wizards were still reluctant to leave, which was rare. They applauded Lockhart to show how much they liked this class.
Walking on the road, you can hear the young wizards discussing what interesting things Lockhart will bring out in the next class.
Zhang Xiao recalled the popular supernatural movies in Hong Kong at this time, and suddenly shuddered.
Will Lockhart bring out A Chinese Ghost Story in the next class, point at the person who was sucked dry and tell the young wizard to refuse the beauty's embrace?
Or how to deal with the big tree demon-Grandma?
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