Chapter 255 Porusalino: The Name of the Kid Who Appears Today Is Monkey D. Luffy!

To be honest, when he heard the pacifist say the name of the move "Eight-foot Joan Magatama", Smoker's brain first short-circuited for a very brief moment, and then three thoughts quickly flashed through -

Am I going to be killed because I kept trying to catch fish during training last year and used the example of General Porusalino to defend myself?

Did I not take the initiative to hand him a cigar when I met with General Porusalino last month, so I was going to be killed and silenced by him?

Did I step out with my left foot first when I entered the laboratory today, so I will be killed and silenced by General Porusalino?

Although each idea is more outrageous than the last, the core element is the same, that is, Smoker believes that he is going to be killed and silenced by Porusalino.

after all……

This is the eight-foot magatama! Eight-foot magatama! You, Admiral Kizaru, must have used this trick when you fought against the legendary pirates and the Four Emperors!

One person is as powerful as a fleet!

Although I, Smoker, am a natural devil fruit user, I am just an ordinary navy captain!

Smoker, who was thinking so wildly, was about to curse, but at this moment——

PX-01 suddenly raised his right hand, and then pointed a small circular hole in his palm at Smoker. After more than ten seconds of energy concentration, there were several special sharp sounds that pierced the air. , a shining light bullet formed by several high-energy particles grazed against Smoker's cheek, hit the wall behind him, and left several craters on the wall...

Although these light bombs did not hit Smoker, and even if they hit him, they would not hurt him as a smoke fruit ability user, but the faint burning sensation on his skin when he wiped his face still made Smoker understand this. The speed and power of this thing...

But...why did it miss?

——As if he saw Smoker's doubts and wanted to answer his doubts, Porusalino's voice came from the speaker hidden in the wall of the laboratory:

"The power is maintained well...it's ready for implementation!"

(ha???)

"Uncle, I think we should contact Dr. Vegapunk and lower some of the values?"

Zhan Taowan looked in the direction of the speakers and surveillance phone bugs, and said: "The value of PX-01 can currently reach 0.5% of yours, and it can completely and effectively penetrate the wapo alloy wall of our laboratory. ...If such an attack were to hit the pirates, I’m afraid they wouldn’t be able to leave any intact corpses, right? This would cause a lot of trouble in the subsequent work of cleaning up the battlefield!”

(0.5%?! This is 0.5%?!)

"Well, I didn't originally plan to use them to deal with ordinary pirates, so the attack power is not a problem. The current level is just right... and the accuracy is also in line with my expectations. It will bring valuable pirate targets While it will bring psychological pressure, it will not kill them directly, so that we can expand the results in a non-combat way..."

"So this accuracy...is it intentional?! General Porusalino!"

Smoker finally couldn't help but speak.

"What else?"

Porusalino asked, his voice full of laughter.

Smoker suddenly realized that he seemed to understand something incredible: "That is to say, your own attack is actually..."

"Young man, there are some things you understand, so don't say them out loud. Everyone knows it well...Okay, let's do the second and third rounds of tests. Smoker can also use it to practice. The next thing I see and hear is the domineering force... fight Momomaru and maximize the attack accuracy!"

"Understood, uncle!"

(Full accuracy?!)

…

At the same time that Smoker saw the Navy's secret weapon "Pacifist" underground in Malinfando——

"Alala, I actually wasn't attacked by the Sea Kings..."

The location is a certain sea area within the windless zone. Five huge naval warships are moving forward slowly. There is no wind in the windless zone, so the warships can only rely on human power to move forward. The speed is slower than sailing. More than one win.

Admiral Kuzan, who has the highest combat power of the World Government and has the codename "Aoji", is as lazy as a quilt, folded in half on the side of the ship. He pressed his face against the outside of the big ship's hull and said lazily: "Although Senior Porusalino and Dr. Vegapunk have developed the reliable 'technology for ships to sail in the windless zone' many years ago. It has been developed and has been promoted to our entire navy, but today is my first time to actually experience it in the windless zone... Science is so good, maybe one day they can develop a robot that allows us sailors to retire. …”

"it's out of the question,"

On the deck of the bow, Sakaski, who is also an admiral of the Navy Headquarters, wearing a red suit and a navy hat, said solemnly, "The existence of sailors is crucial to this world, and upholding justice is a very important thing." How can we let unreliable robots complete things?"

"Well~ in terms of reliability alone, robots are definitely more reliable than many people..."

Kuzan's body slithered like a snake, and then he lay on the ground. He also pulled down the blindfold on his forehead to cover his eyes, "For example, in Fish-Man Island, corrupted guys often appear. If it's a robot, If so, the situation will definitely be much better~"

"snort!"

Sakaski snorted coldly, "The reason why there are so many corrupted guys on Fish-Man Island is not only because of the huge interests involved, but also because Kuzan is soft-hearted? He obviously has absolute force!"

"Ah, it's all my fault, don't criticize~"

Kuzan lazily basked in the sun and had no intention of explaining the special circumstances of Fish-Man Island to Sakaski in detail - Fish-Man Island was his station. He complained, but he was also absolutely committed to his own governance. Confident, "But having said that, this time for the Shichibukai recruitment, Senior Porusalino actually commissioned the two of us to go out together. Sure enough, it was to recruit the emperor of his daughter country, Poya Han. Let Cook support the show...Although he is young, he has a domineering look, and he was offered a bounty of 100 million beli for the first time he went to sea to plunder. It is said that he is also a peerless beauty...Damn, I really envy Polusali Senior Nuo!"

"..."

Sakaski did not respond to Kuzan's words, nor did he criticize the latter for his irregular thoughts as usual. In addition to his subjective reluctance, the reason was that the destination of their trip was Nine Snake Island. , is already in sight.

…

"That's a warship?"

The location was on the outskirts of Nine Snakes Island in the windless zone. A pirate ship with an extremely exaggerated shape slowly left the port. This ship is the main ship of the Nine Snakes Pirates. It has always been carried by two domesticated venomous snake-type Neptune-type "Colubrids", so it is also named "Perfume Colubrids". It can traverse at will. Windless zone.

Unable to trade with foreign traders and extremely short of resources, Kuja has relied on this pirate ship to support the development of the entire country for hundreds of years.

The members of the Nine Snakes Pirates are preparing to sail. They are regarded as heroes by the entire country. They are responsible for defending the country and delivering blood to this poor country, so they rarely have time to stop.

But this time, they saw something that should never have appeared in this windless zone.

They were five huge naval warships, riding the wind and waves heading straight towards this side.

"They are the first-class warships of the Navy! Five of them!"

The warriors of Nine Snakes, all female, gathered on the deck and were a little surprised as they watched the warship getting closer and closer.

"The navy has indeed mastered the technology of sailing in windless zones!"

"And their warships don't look like they were attacked by Sea Kings at all..."

“We’ll talk about these things later, please inform Lady Snake immediately!”

Kuja is a pirate nation that has been established for hundreds of years, and has never been accepted by the World Government - but due to Porusalino's arrangements, this may not be the case in the future.

…

"Are the Nine Snakes Pirates preparing to sail?"

On the approaching naval battleship, Sakaski sneered slightly stiffly, "The time was just right, I almost missed it."

He turned around and shouted, "Kuzan!"

"Come on, come on, really, the two of us are just cooperating with Boya Hancock to act out a scene and support her. Why are we so murderous? How scary~"

A lazy voice sounded behind Sakaski.

Sakaski couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, and reminded in a low voice: "This part has an audio and video, and it's a close-up of you... Can you say it according to the lines?!"

Kuzan's figure soared into the sky instantly, and he stretched out his hands: "In the name of absolute justice - ICE AGE (Ice Age)!"

Two icicles extended from his hands and plunged directly into the sea water - the terrifying cold air suddenly spread, and the blue sea surface instantly turned into a blue-white ice field, and moved towards the Nine Snake Sea at an extremely fast speed. The direction of the thieves group is spreading! Almost instantly, the flagship of the Nine Snakes Pirates was frozen to the surface of the sea, and the two huge sea snakes turned directly into ice blocks and were completely unable to move!

"Leave it to you! Senior Sakaski!"

Kuzan landed gracefully on the top of the mast, with a solemn expression, an passionate voice, and perfect acting skills: "Don't let any evil person go!"

"Well done, Kuzan."

With an emotionless sound, Sakaski's hands shook, his gloved fists began to turn red, and hot magma began to surge: "Meteor Volcano!!"

A huge amount of magma bombs lit up the sky, and it seemed as if there were hundreds of suns in the sky instantly, and they began to get bigger and bigger.

——As the actor Porusalino once pointed out to Sakaski, if the acting skills and lines are not enough, then use special effects and scenes to make it up! Although it is somewhat unprofessional, it is enough to fool most people!

…

A week after the shooting of the promotional short film with Porusalino as the chief director and chief screenwriter and a special mission started in the windless country of Daughter——

The location is the Goa Kingdom in the East China Sea, Windmill Village, a banquet bar run by a beautiful girl named Maginot.

Although there are not many in number, they stand at the pinnacle of all pirates. The red-haired pirates, known as one of the "Four Emperors Pirates", are having a lively banquet in this small place. Four or five cadres are gathered together. It was a pleasure to eat meat and drink at the table; Captain Shanks was sitting at the bar near the proprietress Maginot, eating rice bowls while chatting about his adventure stories with a kid next to him.

"...Then take me with you next time you go to sea! Shanks!"

Wearing a blue and white short-sleeved shirt with the word "ANCHOR" printed on it, the kid named Monkey D. Luffy said excitedly. His eyes looking at Shanks were full of hope, "I want to, too." Become a pirate!"

"Hahaha! Can someone like you become a pirate?"

Shanks looked at Luffy and laughed, but the smile was not malicious ridicule, but simply amused by the child's childish words.

"Why not!"

"Luffy, no matter how good you are at swimming, you can't become a pirate just by doing it~"

The man with naturally curly hair and thick lips said with a smile.

"I'm also very good at fighting! My fists are as powerful as pistols!"

Luffy pumped his fist vigorously, eager to prove himself.

"Yeah?"

Shanks asked nonchalantly, and continued to eat.

His attitude made Luffy very dissatisfied: "What kind of tone are you talking about! Shanks!"

"To put it simply, Luffy, you are too young~"

No matter what time it was, Lucky Lu, the chef of the red-haired pirate group who always had meat in his hand, explained to his captain with a smile.

"And you and my son are the same age!"

Jesus looked at Luffy with a smile, and naturally thought of his son.

"I'm not a kid! I've grown up!"

In response to everyone's kind teasing, Luffy's eyes widened and his mouth opened in anger - as if this could make him look like an adult.

"Well, don't be angry, come on, have a drink of juice, Luffy~"

Shanks pushed a glass of orange juice in front of Luffy in a sinister manner.

"Thanks!"

No normal child can resist the temptation of juice, and Luffy was no exception - his attention was immediately diverted, and he happily took the juice and put it in his mouth.

"Hahahahaha! Look! He is indeed a brat!"

Shanks laughed at Luffy's reaction and slapped the table with satisfaction.

"You're so mean! Shanks!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Don't laugh! Stingy Shanks!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

The members of the red-haired pirate group laughed together, and the small banquet bar was filled with a relaxed and happy atmosphere.

But at this moment——

"boom!"

The door of the bar was kicked open, and a tall man walked in arrogantly.

"Excuse me...oh? Are these the so-called pirates? They all have stupid faces..."

…

five minutes later--

"boom!"

Something that was enough to make the pirates in the entire new world, or even the slightly knowledgeable people in the entire world, startle their jaws suddenly happened - a crisp sound resounded throughout the bar, and the captain of the red-haired pirates Shanks, the "red-haired" one of the four pirate emperors, was easily "shot in the head" with a wine bottle.

Upon seeing this, the proprietress Makino covered her mouth in fear to prevent herself from screaming, but her pupils could not help but tremble. The members of the red-haired pirate group also stopped what they were doing and focused on the bandit named Sig.

Of course, the only exception is Lucky Lu, who still eats meat.

"I'm a big bandit with a bounty of 8 million beli. This bottle of wine you have is not enough for me to rinse my mouth!"

"The Bandit King" Sig sneered.

"Ah...the floor is soaked."

Shanks' head was soaked with beer, the wine dripped from his straw hat, and his upper shirt was almost completely soaked - compared to the famous "Pirate Emperor", his current He looks more like a miserable mafia gangster from the West China Sea.

However, he did not show any anger. He just looked down at the soaked floor, leaned over and began to clean up the glass shards on the floor.

"Excuse me, Miss Maginot, do you have a rag?"

"Ah, I'd better do it..."

Shanks' pure coward's performance immediately relaxed the solemn atmosphere in the bar, and the boys behind "Bandit King" Sig also burst into laughter.

"Sure enough, pirates are all a bunch of boneless wimps! I'm laughing so hard!"

"Go back to the sea, you boneless pirates!"

"Hey, red-haired bastard, our boss has killed 56 guys like you!"

"He is the strongest bandit, the Bandit King!"

…

The compliments of the younger brothers made Siegel even more "floating". He directly took out the "Ultimate Great Fast Knife 100 Million Works" saber from his waist, and swept all the tableware and food residues on the bar to the ground with a powerful sweep. .

"Clean up slowly, you useless pirates..."

After leaving behind such pretentious words, Sig left this small banquet bar with all the elite boys, leaving only his legend that could spread throughout the sea and even break the dimension.

ps: 4.6k!

ps: You can take a bold guess, why do Sakaski and Kuzan cooperate with Hancock in acting? All I can say is that it’s definitely beyond your expectations~

ps: Luffy’s plot is really interesting, and I even changed it to a certain extent! But my current update time is so embarrassing. The story of Uta, him and Shanks has only been updated for one episode, and there is no real content at all. The next episode will be next week, so I can only dig holes first. Already.