Chapter 523 I Wish You a Coupon when Buying a Coffin

"It's unlikely." Shen Qian Shimamura held up the top hat on his head and his eyes became serious: "I have always focused on the career of the weird investigator."

Wu Lili: "Huh?! Shouldn't it be My Little Pony?!"

Gunslinger Shimamura: "That's in third place."

Wu Lili: "Then what's the second one?"

Gunslinger Island Village: "Family."

Gunslinger Shimamura: "To be more specific, it's my parents and sister. But my sister's position in my heart is much more important than my parents... Without her risking her life to seal the demon, I would have died at the moment of encountering the demon when I was a child. .”

Gunslinger Shimamura: "...I wish I could say that I value my family as much as my work, but it would be too hypocritical to tell such a lie in front of my colleagues. As a weird investigator, I can protect many people and let them To be spared the tragedy that happened to my sister and me. To me, that means more than anything else."

Gunslinger Shimamura: "Therefore, I will either not develop a relationship here, or I will bring her back to earth to live. I will definitely not stay in Jiuyuan Township, or live in two planes separately."

Rii Shimamoto: "When Shimamura talks about this topic, he suddenly becomes extremely serious."

Shimamoto Rii: "It's so uncomfortable! Quickly switch back to the original state."

Gunslinger Shimamura: "Haha, it's okay! It'll be back to normal soon."

Shengun Island Village: "By the way, when you just blocked those tourists, you must have been questioned, right? When they asked you what happened in the ruins, how did you fool them?"

Yuki Arai: "Tell them that there are experts investigating. Just treat it like a talkative reporter at a crime scene. No need to explain."

Wu Lili: "As expected, the police are all fooling the masters."

Wu Lili: "Hey, Brother Shimamura~ What type of girl do you like?"

Fujimori: "I don't like beating Pachinko anyway."

Wu Lili: "Huh? Are you hinting at something?"

Wu Nini: "Yes. My sister's brain is sometimes very useful."

Wu Lili: "That's that - no, I don't like this bastard who sings so badly and has no self-awareness at all!"

Wu Lili: "Store manager, please don't tease me all the time. There is only one person I like!"

Wu Nini: "Yes. We all only like the master."

Shimamoto Rii: "Is it the mage named Merlin?"

Wu Lili: "Mei Hong! You said that Merlin is a brand of luncheon meat!"

Shinho Kazama: "And this brand? I've only ever eaten Spam's."

Wu Lili: "Well, Merlin is a Chinese brand. Spam is the company that invented luncheon meat, right? I've never eaten that... well, it tastes pretty bad anyway."

Qian Ai: "That... the topic seems to have become very strange. The Merlin Shimamoto-san is talking about should be the one in the legend of King Arthur, right? He is a super powerful wizard..."

Wu Lili: "Oh, yes. I understand this! Master studies alchemy, and some of it is related to the legend of King Arthur!"

Wu Nini: "I feel like you don't understand it at all... what the master teaches is basically all about listening with one ear and hearing it with the other."

Wu Lili: "How rude! I do know, I just didn't react!"

Wu Lili: "Although I haven't played for a long time, I still played Merlin in FGO! I use it often!"

Wu Nini: "...Wu Lili. Don't tell me that everything you know about Merlin comes from mobile games."

Wu Lili: "Yeah! Almost."

Wu Nini: "... You are so confident, there is no hope."

Peng Yunhua: "Well..."

Fujimori: "What are you thinking about? Your frown is like the Danxia landscape."

Peng Yunhua: "Who understands your metaphor?"

Peng Yunhua: "I was just thinking——"

Fujimori: "——I think it would be great for Mei Hong to have a harem, right? At the same time, he has a pair of white-haired beast-eared girls."

Fujimori: "Are you very envious?"

Peng Yunhua: "!!!"

Peng Yunhua: "No! Tongtong, you think too much!"

Although it had long been speculated that the two were lovers, Sakurayuki Chiai didn't really confirm this until she met them in Kuon Township.

Moreover, she only found out yesterday.

When Peng Yunhua called Miss Fujimori, he said "Tongtong" instead of "Tongtong".

This is the nickname of her original name Lin Xiutong, not the nickname "Tongzi" in Fujimori Kiriko.

Fujimori: "Then what are you thinking about?"

Peng Yunhua: "Uh."

Fujimori: "I understand, you want to go to Kagono-Sato's custom street with Shimamura."

Peng Yunhua: "No!"

Fujimori: "Go ahead, I won't stop you. It's good to check out the local people's customs occasionally."

Wu Lili: "Really? Great!"

Wu Nini: "I didn't tell you to go. And what can you, a girl, do there?"

Wu Lili: "Brother Pachin—"

Wu Nini: "——If you lose all your pocket money on it, I won't lend it to you."

Wu Lili: "Then drink wine!"

Shinho Kazama: "Excuse me. Do you really know what flower wine means?"

Wu Lili: "Of course I understand!"

Wu Nini: "Wu Lili. Flower wine does not mean wine with flowers in it."

Wu Lili: "I know!"

Wu Lili: "I just want to experience the astringent feeling of being surrounded by young ladies~"

Wu Nini: "Are you a lonely uncle when you say this?"

Wu Nini: "Flower wine...it's very expensive to drink. And a serious cat lady won't go to that kind of place."

Wu Nini: "People will look at me strangely."

Wu Lili: "I don't care what other people think of me! The moral values ​​of people on Earth are often very troublesome... even a bit inexplicable."

Wu Lili: "And who wants to be a serious woman! How boring!"

Wu Lili: "That's it! Dao Cun and I are going to have fun together! We want to drink sweet wine, eat grilled fish, and play flower cards with the girls!"

Fujimori: "No."

Wu Lili: "Why! I can play flower cards! And mahjong!"

Wu Lili: "...But the ladies in custom shops don't seem to play mahjong."

Fujimori: "I have something serious to do for you. Don't even think about skipping work for me."

Fujimori: "And Shimamura doesn't want to have fun at all."

Wu Lili: "But I want to?"

Fujimori: "...Don't you understand what I said? Do you want me to repeat it again?"

Wu Lili: "Wow! It's so scary!"

Wu Lili: "Hey, everyone. In the past, whenever she spoke in this tone, she would basically fall out and start a fight!"

Wu Nini: "Hmm... Then, there is a female pervert named Ming Suihua, who is an iron triangle with the store manager and Peng Yunhua. She will smile and say: 'I wish you a coupon for buying a coffin.'"

Qian Ai: "Huh? Is there really such a thing?"

Wu Lili: "Of course not!"

In the end, no one knew what Peng Yunhua wanted to say at the beginning.

Perhaps, like the pangolin's lines, this will forever remain a mystery.