Chapter 119: No, Master
"Xiaoji, this kimono of yours is super cute~ By the way, look! Does the JK outfit mom is wearing look good?"
Erina said, spinning around happily.
Xiao Ji nodded.
Then, she picked off the Bianhua flower on her head and handed it to her mother's head.
"Wow~Thank you daughter!"
Erina half-crouched excitedly so that it would be easier for Hime to insert the flowers and secure them with hairpins.
Snow-white long hair, paired with bright red Hibiscus flowers...
It looked so exciting to Yi Xing.
"By the way, Miss." Yi Xing reminded in a low voice: "Don't casually say the words daughter and mother outside. Be careful."
"My voice is not loud, so no one will hear me."
"It's not small enough. When you have to speak like this, it's better to lower your voice. At least lower than the volume I just spoke." Yoshiyuki said helplessly: "The situation of our family of three cannot be widely publicized. "
"That's right! This is the key to the problem!" Erina suddenly became excited: "I understand, let's go to the broadcast room tomorrow!"
"Miss, what do you know!" Just as Yi Xing was about to turn on the kettle to quench his thirst, he was so shocked by her inexplicable brain circuit that he almost spilled his hand: "It's better not to announce this relationship! Don't cause trouble for yourself. Bar?"
"I only said that we adopted Xiaoji! Is there any problem with this?"
"The problem is big, miss. Demon Sword Princess has lived alone in the library for so long. It doesn't make sense that she adopted her as soon as we came here. The most important thing is not to be suspected." Yoshiyuki hurriedly explained: "In short, it can't be You revealed our relationship, remember?”
"Okay, okay...servant, you are so annoying." Erina muttered a few words, then hugged Xiaoji excitedly and said: "By the way, Xiaoji! How about you come back to our house tonight? Tonight. We want to have hot pot together!”
Xiaoji's expression was obviously looking forward to it.
She nodded heavily, then took out a notebook from her pocket, wrote this line, and held it up.
[Before going home, let’s go to Xiao Ji’s house to play. It doesn't matter if you just stay here. 】
"Oh! It seems good!" Erina was eager to try: "Xiaoji, do you have enough beds there?"
Xiao Ji nodded.
Then, the sign was raised again.
【enough. There is a large bed]
"No, this is obviously not enough." Yoshiyuki complained, and then expressed his opinion first: "But it doesn't matter. If you really want to live, I can sleep on the sofa and the floor."
Xiaoji shook her head when she heard what he said.
Then, he held up the notebook again.
It says: [I want to sleep with my parents]
"Huh?!" Erina looked at it and was a little panicked for a moment, but she immediately smiled and expressed her support: "Ah, I have no objection! Of course you think so too, servant?"
"How is that possible! This is absolutely not possible!" Yi Xing hurriedly refused: "This is too unsound!"
"Hmph, servant, you still have the nerve to be sane! You look at pictures every day, and you are the one with the most unsound mind! Maybe you even hid a lot of strange books under the bed!"
"I've never hidden anything like that under the bed! It was easily discovered!"
"Okay, it seems that the servant has admitted it! Sure enough, he is reading those dirty books! What a pervert! Are the girls in them all white-haired?"
"That's not true, Miss!"
"That means there's more than just white hair!"
"I mean I'm not watching at all!" Yi Xing felt extremely wronged and immediately clarified: "I don't watch these things at all! You have to believe me!"
In fact, it's not that Yoshiyuki doesn't want to see it, but that Yida's family is too discerning and it's too easy to be caught buying something like this.
As for those under 18 who can only buy BG books, this is not a problem - there are too many purchasing channels online.
This is how many adolescent boys get their first unhealthy reading material.
Or just know an adult like Kazuhiro who is willing to help.
"Humph, even if that's the case, you still like to see Shibu pictures." Erina said this dubiously, and continued to encourage: "Anyway, if we spend the night at Ji-chan's place, everyone will sleep together! Parents and It’s common for young daughters to sleep together. Isn’t it okay if I sleep between the two of you?”
"This... is not good." Yi Xing was still a little embarrassed: "It's really inconvenient for me."
"What's the inconvenience? Do you not want to sleep with me, or do you dislike Xiaoji?"
When Xiao Ji heard what she said, she immediately cast a disappointed look.
At the same time, he also held up a paragraph that he had written quickly.
[Does dad dislike me very much? 】
"No! Don't listen to the nonsense of the eldest lady!" Yoshiyuki hesitated, and then explained in a low voice: "I just think this is not good. After all, I am a man, and I need to keep some distance from my daughter. Especially Xiao Ji You are already over a hundred years old and are a big boy..."
"What! A daughter will always be a daughter in front of her parents!" Erina rubbed Little Hime in her arms and said lovingly: "Little Hime still looks small, so it's normal for her to be clingy to her parents. And if she She looks about the same age as me, so I definitely wouldn’t agree with sleeping together, but she looks about eleven or twelve years old! There’s no problem with her appearance!”
"No, no, miss. The problem is huge." Yoshiyuki insisted on his principle and lowered his voice and said: "It's really inconvenient for me. As I said before, my gender is here, that is, I have to keep a basic distance... I'm sorry. , Xiao Ji. It’s not that dad doesn’t like you. Can you understand?”
Demon Sword Girl obviously understood the truth very well, so she nodded.
Erina, on the other hand, held her chin, pondered for a moment, and made a speech at the level of a Tokyo Understander.
"Okay! I understand! The key to the problem is Yoshiyuki's gender. Then as long as women's clothing..."
"No, Miss, even if I dress as a woman, my gender is at best righteous! It can't be a woman!"
"That's right." Erina clicked her tongue: "No, we have to find time to send Yoshiyuki to Thailand."
"No, Master! I don't want to become a backstreet idol!"
"Oh, it's just talk! If Yoshiyuki completely turns into a girl, I'd be grateful~ So, if there is any magic that can turn Yoshiyuki into a girl, that would be great. When you need to use it, you can change it back! That's it! I have a male servant and a maid at the same time!"
Yoshiyuki wanted to complain about why the eldest lady had such messed up thoughts.
However, his focus soon turned to "when needed" - just thinking about what he was going to use him for, Yoshiyuki couldn't control himself.
Thinking about it further, he actually had a dangerous thought: If there was indeed such a spell, he really wanted to try it!
Just give it a try, of course.
I will definitely not be addicted to it, nor will I use it a second time.