Chapter 86 Special Effects for Five Dollars
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"Huh?" Director Liu said with a strange expression, "Why is the weather so weird today? It was fine just now, but in a blink of an eye there was an evil wind."
Wang Yan frowned, because he felt an angry and depressed atmosphere from the black wind, and patted the little ferret lightly to comfort him: "Director Liu, please wait here for a while."
Afterwards, Wang Yan ran to the car, opened the rear seat, and took out the weight and a large box from the interlayer above the chassis.
at the same time.
The fishing boat that the group of girls were on was violently tossed by the sudden waves. Thick black mist and dark clouds covered a radius of 100 meters, blocking the sun's rays.
"What's going on?" "It's getting dark!" "There's such a big storm, I can hardly stand."
The girls were inexplicably terrified, and all kinds of panic screams came and went.
"Clatter!"
A water column as thick as a rice vat rose from the lake, and a bald man in golden scales stepped on the water column as if walking on the ground. He held a three-pointed double-edged knife upside down, and shouted angrily: "You guys These abominable human beings, the Lake God has been diligently guarding this side of water and soil for six hundred years since he attained the Dao. Why did he kill my virtuous brother while the Lake God was cultivating in seclusion without leaving his body behind!?"
On the fishing boat, after being stunned for seven or eight seconds, the girls began to scream in various ways.
"Oh my god, is this filming! "My Neighbor Is a Banshee"? The special effects are worth at least five yuan!"
"You idiot, the special effects are all added in post-production. This is called a live set. I didn't expect this crew to spend so much effort on the set. I must watch that play carefully."
"How did the black fog, the wind and waves, and the water column come about? Are you a science student, girl with glasses? I heard that you even got a female doctor's degree. Let me popularize science for my sisters and sisters."
"This..." The glasses girl was dripping with cold sweat.
"This bald man has a pretty straight face, but his lips are a little thicker, but he's quite attractive when you look closely. His acting skills are also good, give me a thumbs up."
A group of girls forgot the bumps and fears, chattered excitedly, and talked about it. At the same time, with the mobile phone, the camera began to click and click on the bald man.
"Uncle bald, change to a more domineering posture, and I'll be a fan of you later."
It was dark and the automatic flashes kept blinking.
The bald man raised his hand to cover his eyes, growled and said angrily, "You hateful women, what magic weapon do you use to attack this lake god? If you don't stop, don't blame this lake god for being rude." Liao Yang held a three-pointed and two-edged knife in his hand.
For the past sixty or seventy years, he has been in seclusion for a long time, and he only shows up outside very occasionally. Where has he seen such a battle?
"Uncle~ You're quite into the show, aren't you? Dedicated enough." The apple-faced girl said with a smile, "Your look is really unique, can you get closer, and let's take a selfie?"
"Uncle, we are all little girls, how can we be women?" A certain girl snorted coquettishly, "Uncle, you are so naughty, you won't be obeyed."
"Absurd, absurd." The bald man stood on the water column angrily and stomped his feet. "Looking at your age, you should already be a wife and mother. But all of them are wearing revealing clothes and speaking frivolously. It's really immoral."
In this way, the girls are not happy. What does it mean to be exposed? Is it necessary to wrap it into a rice dumpling in summer? What does it mean to be a wife and a mother? Everyone is a girl who has just graduated from college, and a good life has just begun.
"Uncle, your acting is acting, I don't want you to hurt others like this."
"I think it's a neurosis."
Just when the girls collectively denounced the bald man, the girl with glasses gently grabbed Xiaowei who had a good relationship with her, and whispered tremblingly: "Xiaowei, I, I can assure you, this, this is not the scene set."
"Are you sure?" Xiao Wei, who was preoccupied, would naturally not be as lively and active as they were. She seemed to have noticed something was wrong, and her face turned pale.
"Of course I'm sure, if the level of special effects in our country can reach this level." The glasses girl held Xiaowei's hand tightly, her teeth chattering slightly, and said, "It would have swept Asia and crushed Hollywood a long time ago. You , look behind his ears, well, it seems that he has gills..."
"Then, what do you mean..." Xiaowei's voice trembled slightly, and panic appeared in her eyes.
"Lake, Lord Lake God." The old fisherman, who was helping to drive the boat, was frightened for a long time before he came back to his senses. Li Laoshi, a fisherman in Lugou Village, the villain, pays homage to the Lake God. The villain must not dare to be disrespectful to the Lake God. To the Lake God, you old man, there is a big sacrifice every year, every day A small sacrifice on the boat. Still, I hope the Lord Lake God will calm down."
When the bald man heard the words, his sullen expression changed a lot: "Li honestly, you are a fisherman. If you don't fish honestly, why do you take these fireworks girls to wander on the lake? Could it be that this lake god has been in seclusion for decades, Is the folk customs around Danghu bad?"
In the memory of the bald man, ordinary women are conservatively dressed and behave well. But this group of "women" are wearing revealing clothes, either enchanting or weird. Several showed white thighs, and two even had their belly buttons exposed. Even the fireworks girl in his memory was not so slutty!
"Yan, Firework Girl?" The girls who hadn't realized the truth of the incident were really unhappy, and began to curse angrily.
"Shut up for this lake god." The bald man was furious, and with a wave of his hand, a jet of water rose out of the lake and hit the fishing boat.
"boom!"
The fishing boat swayed violently in an instant, and the girls were stunned and screamed coquettishly. Only the glasses girl and Xiaowei, who had been paying attention early, grabbed the fixed object firmly in advance, so they didn't fall down.
"Who dares to speak again, the lake god throws her into the lake to feed the fish." The bald man pointed at Li honestly with a look of authority and said, "Tell me, who are these women? Why are their accents and behaviors so weird?"
"Qi, I would like to report to Lord Lake God." Li Laoshi bowed down obediently, "They are all girls from the city, say, they are from some company. We come to the lake, yes, to see the God of the lake."
"The god of the lake?" The bald man said with a strange expression, "Since you want to come to worship the god of this lake, why don't you kneel down and worship? Instead, you speak frivolously to the god of this lake."
"Yes, it's the lake god..." The glasses girl swallowed her saliva and said cautiously, "It's not you, the lake god."
"It's ridiculous. There is only one lake god in Danghu Lake. Where is the male god?" The bald man said angrily, "Could it be a wild monster who fled here when the lake god was in retreat? It's really unreasonable and daring."
"Lake, Lord Lake God. Dang, the male god Danghu is just an ordinary human being." The glasses girl maintained her rationality, decided to save herself, and said with difficulty, "Also, there is. We are not, we are not fireworks girls. I, we are, It's a reader."
According to the analysis of the glasses girl, the knowledge of the God of Danghu Lake seems to be stuck in ancient times, and he doesn't know much about the modern situation, and in ancient times, scholars were most respected.
Don't you see that in Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, all the witches and ghosts who are friends with each other are all scholars? It doesn't matter whether it is a ghost or a demon, I have a three-point respect for scholars.
"Students?" The bald man really looked suspicious, "You are girls from a rich family, and you are studying in a girls' school in the city?" He remembered the era of war and chaos. From an urban girls' school.
At that time, he had more activities outside, and many things were not unfamiliar.
"Yes, we all graduated from girls' schools." The girl with glasses said solemnly, "I started studying at the age of six, four years in elementary school, five years in junior high school, four years in university, and four years in graduate school." Two years, three years for a doctorate. This year she is only 24 years old, but she has studied for 18 years, she is a serious female doctorate."
Eighteen years of reading?
The bald man has a sense of awe, this must be a knowledgeable woman. Doctor, yes, female doctor. It all sounds grand.
"This female doctor is being polite." The bald man was a little more polite to her.
"Lord Lake God, you're being polite." The glasses woman secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, some guys with classical thinking still have some cultural worship.
The rest of the girls also felt that something was wrong, and they didn't care about it anyway, saying that they were serious college students after studying for many years.
How did the bald man expect that college students are worthless nowadays? After being amazed, he laughed loudly: "Okay, since you are all talents of pillars, I will take all of you down with this lake god, and I won't be afraid that the bastard who dared to kill my brother catfish will not come."
Suddenly, the surrounding thick black fog swirled violently, forming a huge vortex.
what's the situation?
Yingying and Yanyan all turned pale. This, this bald man, is he really the Lake God? And kidnap them! What happened to this world?
"Li honestly, you go and tell the government, and let the government issue an announcement immediately!" The bald man said loudly, "If you want to save these precious female doctors and female college students, I will capture the good brother catfish who dared to kill me. The murderer, come to the island in the middle of the lake to redeem the hostages. Otherwise, don’t blame the lake god for being ruthless.”
As soon as he said a word, a black cloud was rolled up, and he quickly walked away on the water. As for the eight girls, they were engulfed in the black cloud and thick fog, and there was no one there.
"Respectfully, I would like to abide by the laws and edicts of the lake gods." Li Laoshi was so shocked that his face turned pale and he was covered in sweat.
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