Chapter 580 The Most Pretentious in History ~ Forced to Appear
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"Huh? Meteor, it's a good omen, make a wish quickly." The beautiful banshees of Yingying and Yanyan stared at the meteor across the sky, and they all cheered inexplicably with surprise.
Sibujie, no, maybe the girls are right. The little monk who is now drunk, hugging him from left to right, and opening up a new world should be called Wubujie.
His whole body was as if made of gold, but he glanced at the meteor with drunken eyes: "Isn't it just a meteorite? Many meteorites fall on our earth every year, let's continue drinking and drinking."
"Brother Wubujie, you are so unromantic. Wow, this shooting star is so beautiful." The beauties in bikinis exclaimed.
After drinking more wine, Shentu Tianlu's originally metallic skin had turned rosy, and even his tentacles were flushed.
He lay comfortably on his back on the chair, burping from wine, and said to the dozens of girls, "Why don't you make a wish on the shooting star?"
"With Brother Tianlu, we no longer have any wishes to fulfill."
"It's just that, being able to be with Brother Tianlu, our lives are already perfect."
"Watching shooting stars is not as fun as watching Brother Tianlu."
Zhang Weidao, who was not far away, looked at Shentu Tianlu with resentment. Suddenly, all his limelight was stolen by this guy. Isn't it just a metal tentacle monster? What's so great about it?
This kind of evil mutant guy would have definitely been a target of demon slaying in ancient times.
"Zhang Lang, are you also envious of Shentu Tianlu's good fortune?" Bao Caier really upheld the style of not despising or abandoning. The little bird snuggled into Zhang Weidao's arms like a human being, with charming eyes and a soft voice, "If you are willing, Cai'er wouldn't mind having a few more sisters."
"What's the matter? Cai'er, I'm satisfied with having you in my life." Zhang Weidao looked at Bao Cai'er affectionately, "You are my treasure, you are my sun."
"Zhang Lang, I am the greatest luck in my life when I meet you." Bao Caier said shyly with a blush on her pretty face.
"Brother Tianlu, please have another drink."
On the other side of Shentu Tian Road, it was even more lively, with charming smiles and exciting waves.
"The new world is really so beautiful." The little monk was so drunk that his eyes were dim, his cheeks were flushed, and his arms were red. He was not happy and happy. He looked up to the sky and screamed, "From today on, I will never change my mind." The name of the Dharma is called Five Disobediences."
"It's long overdue."
"Sisters, applaud."
"If you don't give up, my brother will respect you."
Just talking.
Zhang Weidao's expression changed slightly, "Huh? Where did the pop star fall?"
"Yes, it does seem to be coming in this direction." Bao Caier said casually. In her thousand years of life, she had seen countless meteors fall, and she was not surprised at all.
"Don't worry." At this moment, Shentu Tianlu was full of strong confidence, waving his tentacles and said, "The density of our atmosphere is getting higher and higher, and the meteorites will be burned out due to the fierce friction with the atmosphere. Even if they are still alive, If there is any left, I will guarantee that it will never hit our ship. I will blow it up with a stick!!!"
As he spoke, he twisted more than a dozen tentacles together to form an extremely huge tentacle, one pillar holding up the sky, pointing straight into the sky domineeringly.
"Wow~ Brother Tianlu is so mighty and domineering!"
"Uuu~ Brother Tianlu, you are so bad and bad, I am so embarrassed. Uuuu, I don't understand anything."
The warblers and swallows naturally let out coquettish annoyances and cheers in a mixture of fear and embarrassment.
Not far away, Zhang Weidao broke into a cold sweat. Is this guy's self-confidence too much? Do you really think you are crazy?
If the meteorite were larger, even if there were still several tons of material left, could you poke one with your tentacles and take a look? Keeping it is really awesome for you. However, it is normal for Shentu Tianlu to be like this.
It is said that a man’s self-confidence comes from women. And Shentu Tianlu suddenly had dozens of women, and his self-confidence naturally exploded.
"Something's wrong~" Sibu, no, it's Wubujie, a young monk burping from wine, staring at the meteor with drunken eyes, "The light of this meteor seems to be golden, um, it doesn't seem like a meteor."
As he spoke, the "meteor" had already arrived in the sky at an extremely fast speed.
Everyone stood up slowly, staring at the meteor with surprised and solemn eyes, and their mouths opened wide.
"This, this looks like a bud?"
In the sky, a golden bud was vaguely visible, burning with golden and red flames, dragging its long flame tail, and speeding straight towards the yacht.
"Turn the rudder, turn the rudder."
In the cockpit, the captain in charge of navigation screamed: "It's about to hit us."
It came at an extremely fast speed, reaching the sky in just two or three seconds.
At this time, the superpowers with slightly stronger eyesight had already seen the true face of this "meteorite". Yes, it was a giant flower bud.
Well, it seems to be the bud of a golden lotus.
God, this is incredible.
How could such a huge lotus bud appear in the sky? No, even if it appears in the lotus pond, it is almost impossible.
"Wow~ it fell down."
"Brother Tianlu, help!"
"Buddha bless you."
It was several meters in diameter, and with its long flaming tail, it had already rushed directly over the cruise ship. Smashed down with such force, the cruise ship must have been smashed into pieces. It is still unknown how many people on board will survive.
Huge pressure instantly enveloped everyone.
It seems that in the blink of an eye, a huge disaster is about to befall everyone.
Many beautiful girls were looking at Shentu Tianlu. Didn't he just say that he wouldn't hit everyone on the head? Even if it is smashed down, he can still explode it with a stick.
But now Shentu Tianlu is also in a state of confusion. Isn't it? How do you poke such a huge bud? Under such terrifying material acceleration, his tentacles exploded instantly.
At this moment, Bao Caier stomped her feet and rose into the air. Her skirt fluttered in the air. Under the strong wind, she looked like a goddess standing in the sky.
S-class strong man.
Her majestic momentum and stern expression were as impressive as a fairy.
"boom!"
As she waved her arms, the seawater around the ship exploded violently, and water columns intertwined, impacted, and gathered in the air. In an instant, a water column of two to three meters in diameter was formed, like a giant dragon.
The sound of thick water columns tearing through the air was like bursts of dragon roar, shaking the surrounding space with faint tremors.
It's too late, but it's soon.
All events seemed to be completed in just a few moments.
"boom!"
There was a deafening explosion.
The water column shattered and turned into seawater beads all over the sky. The mist rose and covered the sea area for several miles around, and a heavy rain began.
As for the golden bud-like celestial body, its speed was drastically reduced under the huge impact of the water column, and it deviated from its original falling trajectory.
"Bang!"
With a loud noise, the golden flower buds exploded dozens of meters next to the luxury cruise ship.
Even though its speed was reduced a lot, its overall speed was still very lethal. When it hit the water, the violent shock wave actually stirred up a huge wave more than ten meters high.
Wow!
A huge wave passed over the luxury cruise ship, and the huge impact lifted it up high, and then crashed down. With violent tossing and shaking, barbecue grills, swimming pools, and other miscellaneous things were flying all over the sky.
"Coax!"
With a loud noise, the luxury cruise ship hit the water hard.
Fortunately, there were not many idle people on this cruise ship. Although the flamboyant Yingying Yanyans were all stunned by the fall, few were actually injured.
What's more, Shentu Tianlu showed up at the last moment. Although he couldn't pierce the bud with his tentacles, those dozens of tentacles could help the girls to stay in place.
The ship's hull shook violently, and it took several seconds before it became quiet.
Everyone's postures were strange, but they all stared at the falling object with great vigilance. It relied on the impact force to create a huge shock wave on the sea surface, and then it actually floated from the water and floated on the sea surface.
It was a golden flower bud, which looked like a lotus bud. It exuded golden light, sinking and floating, floating on the sea.
"What is this?" the warblers and swallows chirped, "is it an alien?"
"Maybe he's from the Lotus Star?"
"What the hell are the Lotus Stars?"
"Could it be Nezha?"
"It could be a rare treasure from heaven, or it could be the Chaos Golden Lotus."
"Then aren't we crazy? I heard that the Golden Lotus of Chaos was a treasure before the evolution of the world. You can ascend by eating a golden lotus seed."
"You have read too many online novels..."
As a demon king of the generation, Bao Cai'er couldn't stand it anymore, so she scolded and said: "Shut up."
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Bao Cai'er, and everyone looked at Bao Cai'er with admiration. After all, she was the boss, and the boss must know what this was.
"Ahem, won't you know if you open it and take a look?" Bao Cai'er felt uncomfortable for a while after being stared at. She squeezed her strength with her hand and prepared to use her strength to cut it open.
Suddenly, at this moment.
The golden light suddenly bloomed, and the golden flower buds slowly bloomed like life in full bloom, and each petal stretched to its fullest.
Almost everyone took half a step back.
At this moment, bursts of Sanskrit sounds sounded.
The sound of Sanskrit is empty and far away. When heard in people's ears, it seems to be able to wash away the troubles and anger in people's hearts, making people calm down unconsciously.
At the same time, golden light shone brightly, Sanskrit sounds curled up, and among the lotus flowers, a shadowy figure appeared, surrounded by the Buddha's light and radiating golden light all over his body.
"Puff!"
I saw Wu Bujie kneeling down in fear and fear, kowtowing repeatedly and saying: "Grandpa Buddha, please forgive me, this young monk should not break the sexual precept, and should not call himself Wu Bujie."
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