Chapter 451 Uncle Cannon! Take Care
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"Hey, hey, what do you two look like?" Wang Yan said with a chuckle, "The chairman once said that as bold as a person is, the land will be more productive. He also said that any reactionary is a paper tiger. Although Uncle Pao is A strong SS-level demigod, but he cannot be perfect and must have weaknesses."
Gao Mingyue glanced at him angrily and said, "Just keep bragging. Even if Master Yanzun has a weakness, he will be able to mobilize his troops to surround you before you even get close."
Even Saint Lulu expressed her distrust of Lao Wang. Although she had begun to deeply feel Yan Zun's special "father's love" and felt that she wished she could be reincarnated again, it was almost an impossible task to use beheading tactics on him.
"Haha, I know you don't believe it." Wang Yan said with a nonchalant smile, "How about this, let's make a bet. If I lose, I will honestly become your boyfriend."
"Well……"
Gao Mingyue really wanted to spit in his face. Lao Wang, are you still shameless? Being the boyfriend of two girls at the same time, he looked very aggrieved. You really think of yourself as the reincarnation of Pan An, do you still dare to think about being more beautiful?
Even Saint Lulu was already frowning, wondering if she could just blast him with the "Light of Judgment" in the face, and it would be a clean break.
"What if you win?" Gao Mingyue gritted her teeth and resisted the desire to cut him off with a sword.
"Uh... haha. Then let's forget everything about today and pretend that nothing happened." Wang Yan said with a hearty smile, "We will still be good colleagues and good friends from now on. Let's kill monsters and have a drink together. , play a copy, don’t be too happy in life.”
Nothing happened!
These words were like thunder, echoing in the minds of Gao Mingyue and Lulu for a long time. This guy is really trying to get everything done and refuse to admit his guilt.
He even put on a disgusting face that said he was happy like this.
Gao Mingyue's pretty face turned red and white with anger. She bit her silver teeth and twitched the corners of her mouth slightly and said, "Yeah, I think this is quite happy too. Lulu, what do you think?"
Saint Lulu understood, nodded and said, "I listen to Sister Mingyue."
"Shh~" Wang Yan exhaled, and laughed as if a big stone had been lifted from his heart. Because the bubble environment was very crowded, he put his hands on the shoulders of the two women and said with a smile. , "Let me just say, we are all young people in the new era now, how can we have so many false etiquettes? I have seen the kind of men and women who have a great time tonight and pat their butts and go their separate ways tomorrow. Real life is different. It’s not a novel. How can a kiss be necessary..."
Before he could finish his words, he was kicked in the stomach and butt.
Both women took action with anger, and the force they exerted was considerable.
Wang Yan was kicked out of the Holy Light Shield and fell into the seawater containing extremely strong pressure. His eyes widened, he hurriedly held in his breath, his cheeks bulged, and he stared at Gao Mingyue and the Saint safely in the shield. No need to be so fierce, right?
In the narrow Holy Light Shield bubble, without the big man Wang Yan, the sense of space suddenly became more comfortable. Gao Mingyue stretched, with a lazy smile on his lips, and looked at Wang Yan's extremely embarrassed look, and his extremely depressed mood suddenly became more relaxed.
Saint Lulu also showed a sly smile, waved her hand to Wang Yan and said: "Junior brother Wang Yan, Sister Mingyue and I are both serious girls. We are not boyfriend and girlfriend, so we are crowded into such a narrow place. It’s really not a suitable environment.”
"That's right." Gao Mingyue showed a charming smile on her pretty face, stroking her hair with her jade hands, "I am a traditional Chinese girl. I have to guard my body for my future husband, not to cause any dirt, and not to let wild men get into it. Half a bit cheaper.”
Ye, your sister!
Wang Yan couldn't hold back his breath, and suddenly he was under tens of gigagrams of pressure, and almost burst into tears. If it had been an ordinary person, he would have been dead a long time ago. His internal organs were ruptured due to the strong pressure, and he died.
From this we can see the gap between superpowers and ordinary people. Wang Yan has evolved through cultivation and has transformed countless times. From his physique, to his strength, to his vitality, he is completely considered a superman.
"surrender!"
Wang Yan looked helpless and raised his hands.
"Haha, after all, you are also an elite of our National African Affairs Bureau. You have surrendered before anything happened? You don't have any backbone yet." Gao Mingyue folded her hands and smiled, "You were not very capable just now. Is it? Is it quite domineering? Otherwise, you can surface and have a good chat with your master's flame clone about the beheading plan."
Wang Yan almost died from this old blood. If he went to discuss the beheading plan with Uncle Pao, wouldn't he be seeking skin from a tiger? It's like being slapped to death every minute.
Fortunately, Saint Lulu and Gao Mingyue only vented their anger a little and calmed down their minds after being bullied by Wang Yan. Then they let him in and began to seriously discuss the beheading plan.
Then as they talked, the two women looked at each other and looked at Wang Yan with wide eyes. How does this guy's brain circuit grow? How could such a bad idea come up?
Especially the Saint of Light, last time I saw how Wang Yan settled the relationship between his parents. But the excitement of that time seemed a bit childish compared with this time.
"Isn't this inhumane?" The corners of Gao Mingyue's mouth twitched, and her little heart was beating wildly, which was really unbearable.
"Junior Brother Wang Yan, that's your master!" Although Saint Lulu has no father-daughter relationship with Yan Zun, even from the perspective of an outsider, she feels that it is too cruel.
"Haha, if you don't mind being seen by the whole world like a fool, I don't care." Wang Yan shrugged, with a very relaxed expression, "To be honest, although our strength is not bad, what about those opponents? Is one of them a simple person? Haha, if one of them is unlucky... the consequences will be disastrous!"
Wang Yan's words made the two women's expressions tremble.
It seems that this is indeed the case. Those competitors who also compete include Holy Son Wright, Lei Hong, Angel Beibei, and Ascetic Nini. No matter which one it is, it is not simple.
It can be said that even though everyone has slightly different strengths and weaknesses, they are still competing on the same platform. As long as you are lucky, anyone can get the first place, and anyone can get the last place.
"Actually, it's quite excessive to think about Yan Zun." Saint Lulu frowned and said, "You are already so old, but you are still so disrespectful."
"That's right, they actually sent the Happy Monk to deal with me and Lulu." Thinking of that incident, Gao Mingyue also said angrily, "Comrade Lao Wang, I firmly support you in carrying out an inhumane attack on him."
In this way, everyone quickly reached a consensus.
Time slips away quietly.
A few hours later, it was getting dark.
Wang Yan's ship, the Love and Rose, swam leisurely in the charming night Mediterranean.
At this time, inside the luxuriously decorated cabin.
Wang Yan was dressed in comfortable casual clothes, leaning lazily on the sofa, holding a glass of red wine and said: "Miss Mingyue, Saint Lulu. Let us win the battle and our friendship will last forever."
Gao Mingyue held the red wine glass, took a sip, and rolled her eyes at him angrily. Does the word friendship need to be emphasized?
"Wang Yan, we are really comfortable on your ship." Lulu, the Holy Lady of Light, looked around and asked suspiciously, "Will a missile suddenly bombard me?" She could never forget that her precious G550 was bombed. In pieces.
"As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place." Wang Yan took a piece of fish baked by Natasha and ate the fish deliciously while drinking wine. "It's hard for ordinary people to imagine that I would be so brave. Big enough to go back to your own ship.”
His appearance didn't look like he was participating in super hell-style special training at all, but rather enjoying himself on vacation. There were several vampire maids beside him, taking turns serving him various peeled and fresh fruits.
This kind of day is really as carefree as a god.
"Of course." Wang Yan chuckled and said, "This kind of safety is only temporary. With Uncle Pao's ability, if the coordinates of the three of us cannot be searched, someone will kill me on the ship soon. So, we have to Get ahead of Uncle Pao and behead him! Natasha, do you remember everything I told you just now? However, this plan is a bit dangerous, I hope you have thought it through clearly."
Natasha pursed her lips, smiled charmingly and said, "It is Natasha's honor to serve my master. Don't worry, I will definitely complete this task to the death."
"Miss Lulu, I'll trouble you next." Wang Yan drank the wine in one gulp and his eyes suddenly became solemn.
"Okay." Saint Lulu pinched her hands and released a ray of holy light, which instantly hit Natasha.
"Bang!" Natasha flew backwards, a scar was burned on her shoulder, and blood overflowed from the corner of her mouth. She checked herself, frowned and said, "Your Majesty, please be more aggressive. I don't want to reveal my plan and cause trouble to the master."
Saint Lulu sighed, and struck again, causing many wounds on Natasha. Every wound on the body is filled with the sacred aura belonging to the Holy See of Light.
More than an hour later.
Natasha appeared in Italy, half of her wings were almost broken, her body was covered in scars, and she was extremely miserable. Especially when combined with her stunning appearance, it really made the man feel pity for her without even realizing it.
She found a hiding place and threw a red sphere into the sky.
"boom!"
With a loud noise, the red sphere exploded thousands of meters in the air, and countless red streams of light spread in all directions.
Even from far away, Wang Yan, standing on the side of the ship, could clearly see this scene. Then, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Uncle Pao, Uncle Pao, just try the feast prepared by my apprentice. Take care~"
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(Huh, I’m so tired after working all day. I’ve only written one chapter after dinner. Lao Ao really doesn’t adapt to the days of running around. Also, Lao Ao has always been pink and tender. Who is wrongly accusing Lao Ao of being a black grape? Heart plug~~~)