Chapter 206 Let's Get Married!
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The sun was rising, and the clear sunlight shone on the bed through the cracks in the curtains.
Wang Yan pulled the little ferret off its neck. This little thing is really getting more and more sleepy. Wang Yan stretched his waist, his head was still a little groggy, it seems that he drank too much last night.
He vaguely remembered playing three-person Landlords with little sister Xiaotu and Wenren Qiangwei. The bet was that if the farmer lost, he would be fined one glass of wine, and if the landlord lost, he would be fined two glasses of wine. And everyone can only rely on their physique to carry it hard, and they are not allowed to use magic power, true energy and other things to loose alcohol.
At the beginning, everyone played very reservedly, but the more they played, the more unrestrained they became. In the end, the red wine was not enough, so I started to change to foreign wine with high alcohol content. Fortunately, when we played until midnight, sister Xiaotu was the first to lose it and showed her original shape.
She turned into a cute big white rabbit, and then jumped around the room, having a good time.
call!
Wang Yan let out a mouthful of turbid air, rubbed his swollen and painful temples, and couldn't help but smiled wryly. It's been a wonderful day. The corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching slightly when he thought of Little Rabbit's cute and naive appearance after showing her original shape last night.
"Zhizhi~" The little ferret who played wildly last night was also a little hungover, so she threw herself into Wang Yan's arms coquettishly, hanging on his neck and refusing to get off. The fluffy tail tickled his face.
"Hey, you little thing is really getting skinny." Wang Yan picked up its tail dumbfoundingly. Fortunately, this little thing is still inexperienced. If it changes shape in the future, it will be fine?
Suddenly, an old sad and angry voice suddenly sounded: "Smelly, stinky, stinky boy, you, you, you, let go of this king's obedient granddaughter."
That voice rang in Wang Yan's ears like a thunderbolt.
Click!
The little ferret landed on Wang Yan's belly, and then it let out a high-pitched scream, and got into the blanket with a swish. It looked like it heard the most terrifying sound in the world. It's just that this Xiaodong is not up to standard, half of his buttocks and tail are still exposed.
Wang Yan was also stunned, what's going on? what's going on? This king, who is this king? At the same time, a heavy warhammer appeared in his hands. Sitting on the bed, he looked around vigilantly, and his mental power was fully activated, covering the entire room.
But what about the speaker?
In the huge room, it was empty, not a single person was there. Could it be that the other party knows invisibility?
"Smelly boy, do your eyes reach the ceiling?" From under the edge of the bed came the old and angry voice, "This king is here." Duh, two sticks poking the floor sounded.
Wang Yan turned over and took a look, his expression froze instantly.
I saw a big fat squirrel standing by the bed, staring at him with very angry eyes.
It's fine if it's just a big squirrel, the key is that it's dressed like a dog. There are many shirts, vests, and bow ties, and the lower body is a pair of straight trousers and shiny big-toed leather shoes. On that squirrel's face, there were three long beards growing symmetrically from left to right. The beards were obviously carefully groomed, shiny and shiny, and the tails of the beards were slightly raised.
On the bridge of its nose, there is a pair of old-fashioned rimless glasses, and a bunch of black hair on the top of its head is combed back into a shiny big back parted. One paw is carried behind the back, and the other is leaning on a gentleman's crutch. The eyes under the glasses stared angrily at Wang Yan.
Although it looks like a big squirrel, its whole body is full of the look of old scholars who studied abroad during the Republic of China.
"this……"
Wang Yan rubbed his eyes and wondered to himself: "Could it be that I drank too much last night and am I still dreaming? A squirrel? It's really strange. Why did a big squirrel appear in my dream? It's so..."
"Snapped!"
The big squirrel was so angry that its six beards raised up, but it didn't see any movement, so the crutch hit Wang Yan's head, and the old voice said angrily, "Big squirrel? This king beat you, you little brat."
"Ouch!" Wang Yan touched his head and shook his head in doubt, "It hurts so much, isn't it really a dream? I said, who are you? It's very rude to just appear in my room like this."
"You brat is really rude." The big squirrel raised his cane again, and hit Wang Yan on the head with a slap. He raised his chin and said proudly, "The world is big, and this king can go wherever he wants. Do you still need you, brat?"
Although Wang Yan's head hurt, his heart felt cold. The first stick was fine, I pretended I didn't see it. But this second time, Wang Yan had obviously noticed that the big squirrel moved his hand, but before he could react, he was hit by a cane on the head again.
Master!
It seems that this big squirrel who claims to be the king is really not a simple big squirrel. Based on my current level 2 of Pure Yang Divine Art, and my comprehensive evaluation is about C+ level, I didn't even see how the opponent made a move.
"This, uh, senior..." Wang Yan didn't dare to make mistakes, and asked weakly in a low voice, "Excuse me, why did you visit my house?"
One of the advantages of staying in the State African Bureau for a long time is that even if something incredible happens, you won't feel surprised. Not to mention a big squirrel, even if a tyrannosaurus rex appeared in his room, Wang Yan felt that he could accept it calmly.
"What's the matter? This king still wants to ask you, what's the matter with you, you bad boy, naked~ naked, lying on the bed with this king's precious granddaughter?" The big squirrel seemed to be very excited, with six beards raised high, trembling with anger as it raised its crutches. It looked like if Wang Yan couldn't explain why, the crutch would have to be knocked down, and he would suffer a lot.
"Senior, wait a moment." Wang Yan raised his hands in surrender, and said sweatingly, "Misunderstanding, all of this is a misunderstanding. I'm the only one in my bed...uh..."
After speaking halfway, Wang Yan stopped, then blinked to look at the big squirrel, and turned his head to look at the little ferret huddled in the blanket with half of its butt exposed. The corners of his mouth began to twitch slightly. After a few seconds, he picked up Xiaosong, no, the tail of the little ferret, and pulled it out abruptly.
"Squeak~"
The little ferret barked twice shyly, covering its face with its two fluffy paws.
"Uh...hehe." A drop of cold sweat rolled down Wang Yan's forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched into a dry smile, "This, senior. The baby granddaughter you are talking about doesn't mean this one, does it?"
"Snapped!"
As soon as Wang Yan finished speaking, he was hit on the head again. It made his heart flutter, and he gripped the war hammer tightly. If it wasn't for Gu Nian, this old monster might be the little ferret's family...
As soon as the hand was released, the little ferret broke free.
It chirped twice, and flew into the big squirrel's arms like a bolt of lightning. A pair of front paws opened wide, hugging the big squirrel tightly, and then a series of cadences and chirping sounds came out of its mouth.
"Hmph! You, do you still know that there is this grandpa?" The big squirrel kept a straight face, trembling all over, obviously very angry. He poked the floor with his cane again and again, aggressively.
The corners of Wang Yan's eyes trembled slightly. If the big squirrel poked it down again, the solid wood floor would be scrapped.
"Squeak." The little ferret sprinted and slapped onto the back of the opponent's neck, with a charming, cute and fawning smile on its little face. Rubbing affectionately on the big squirrel's cheek, "Chacha."
This kind of acting like a baby is a common trick used by little ferrets. But apparently, it worked especially well for this big squirrel. Within a few seconds, the big squirrel with a stern face ready to sulk for a while declared its surrender, threw away its crutches, turned around and hugged the little ferret dotingly: "My dear granddaughter, grandpa misses you so much too."
Wang Yan's eyes straightened, he really is... the grandfather of the little ferret!
A few days ago, Uncle Pao seemed to mention that the grandfather of the little ferret was called Master Diao. It seems that this big pine, no, big ferret should be a fierce character.
Two ferrets, after a while. Master Diao seemed to have remembered something, his face was stiff, he coughed twice, and said majesticly: "Xiaoxue, let Grandpa down first, Grandpa has something to ask you."
The little ferret seemed to be a little afraid of the big ferret's anger, so he jumped down obediently, with his paws behind his back, and stood awkwardly on the floor.
Master Diao picked up the crutch, stood on the ground with one hand, and carried it on the back with the other. Staring at the little ferret with serious eyes: "Grandpa asked you, what's the matter between you and this brat?"
While speaking, with a "shua", the tip of the crutch pointed to Wang Yan's forehead. The speed of the shot was so fast, Wang Yan still had difficulty reacting, and he couldn't help feeling anxious, a drop of cold sweat slipped from the tip of his nose. But I'm not afraid, Master Diao just misunderstood.
I have always taken care of and doted on the little ferret, caring for it like a baby. Maybe because he dotes on the little ferret, the mink master is happy and rewards himself with a piece of magical equipment. hehe!
"Zhizhi~" The little ferret covered her face shyly, and turned her back. Shyly, he chirped lightly twice.
The smile on Wang Yan's face froze, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, his heart felt cold, what kind of expression is this you little thing? Don't make it look as if you are some rich young lady who is ashamed to be secretly in love with a poor boy? Master Mink will misunderstand!
Master Diao was trembling all over, slowly lowered his crutches, raised his head to look at the ceiling, and cried out after a long time: "Heaven, earth. I belong to the Daxue Mountain lineage, how could you be like this! Such! Such, alas!"
The three exclamation marks in a row fully express the grief and indignation in Master Diao's heart and the endless grievances and desolation. The last word "啊" sighed, full of unbearable reprimand for the obedient granddaughter, and mourning for her indisputable.
Wang Yan was dripping with sweat, and the muscles on his cheeks kept shaking. What, what's going on?
"Shua!"
Master Diao's crutch pointed at Wang Yan's forehead again. Master Diao had a majestic expression on his face, and he said unquestionably: "Stinky boy, if you had a bad temper when I was young, even if you had a hundred lives, now you have no bones left. Give you a chance, let's get married."
Let's get married!
These three words were like a thunderbolt hitting Wang Yan's ears, and the rumble echoed endlessly, lingering for a long time and could not dissipate.
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