Chapter 1136 Are You Kidding Me?
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Wang Yan's words did have some effect.
At least, Goddess Shiva did not hang up the phone directly, but said in a cold and angry voice, "If you have something to say, please say it quickly. I am still having dinner with Hong."
"Curry potato rice?"
Wang Yan laughed and said, "It's delicious. India is also a country with a long history and rich cultural heritage." Wang Yan himself felt a little reluctant when he said this. When it comes to food, which country in the world can compare with China?
However, in order to reduce the disgust of Goddess Shiva, Wang Yan could only pinch his nose and say something against his will.
"Get lost! Do you think that our Indian cuisine is only curry rice?" Goddess Shiva fiercely rebuked Wang Yan once, and then said in a very unfriendly tone, "Why am I telling you this? If you have something important to say, hurry up and say it, otherwise I will hang up the phone."
"What I just said is very important." Wang Yan said seriously, "I need to study Indian cuisine, because I will come to India to trouble you in the next two days."
"**?" The Goddess Shiva on the other end directly burst out a swear word, followed by a burst of rapid and disordered breathing. After a long while, she came back to her senses from the shock and roared angrily, "Son of Fire, are you kidding me? Are you not satisfied with playing with me in China, and you want to chase India to play with me?"
The voice was sharp and piercing, with a very high decibel.
Wang Yan tilted his ear and moved his phone away. Even if it was thousands of kilometers away, Wang Yan could feel her monstrous anger and shock. However, although Goddess Shiva spoke Chinese fluently, the meaning was very ambiguous.
What do you mean you haven't had enough fun yet? What do you mean you still want to come to India to play with her?
Wang Yan was embarrassed by what she said.
Naturally, the rampaging Goddess Shiva started bombarding the other end of the phone. Wang Yan also knew her temper very well, so he just let her bombard. After several minutes, Goddess Shiva calmed down a little, and her tone became a little cold and annoyed: "On behalf of India, I am very unwelcome to you. In short, you are not allowed to step into India."
Rejected to step in?
Wang Yan looked helpless. If he couldn't even go to India, how could he convince Goddess Shiva to help him refine the weapon? Wouldn't his sub-artifact never have a chance to be seen?
Fortunately, Wang Yan not only refused to suffer a loss, but also had a talent for being indomitable, or thick-skinned. He said calmly, "Your Highness, the Goddess, what you said is not right. You just formed a group and came to our East China Branch to eat and drink, uh, no, it was a visit and study. Our East China Branch of the Huaxia Guofei Bureau did not neglect you, did it? We treated you well with good food and drinks. But now, you just left and turned your face away from us."
Wang Yan couldn't care too much now. Anyway, he would go over first, and then act according to the situation and slowly reduce the dislike of the Goddess Shiva.
It would have been fine if Wang Yan hadn't mentioned the hospitality. Once he mentioned it, Goddess Shiva became even more angry: "Son of Flame, don't be so thick-skinned. I came to China, was it you who entertained me? Wasn't it Director Linghu who was busy running around? What did you entertain me? You asked me to bark like a dog and beat me! Haha, this is how you treat guests in China."
The more she thought about it, the dignified Goddess Shiva was so honorable and glorious in the entire Indian superpower world. But Wang Yan made her bark like a dog, causing many people to be dissatisfied with her and her reputation to plummet.
If it weren't for her own strong strength, she would have reached the legendary level at a young age, and she had also comprehended the power of the law of the Eye of Destruction. Maybe just this matter alone would have made her roll down from the position of the goddess.
Now this matter hasn't passed, and you, Son of Flame, actually want to chase me to India to make trouble? Bastard, bastard, are you going to torture this goddess to death?
"Hey, Goddess, don't speak against your conscience. Barking like a dog is what we bet on." Wang Yan said helplessly, "And that was originally the condition you proposed, I just said it to please you. Besides, my condition is already very tolerant, okay? If I let you do a striptease with Shiva's sacrificial dance in front of the whole world, will you still be alive?"
The Goddess Shiva on the other side of the Asian continent was shocked and couldn't help cursing in her heart. Damn it, Son of Fire, you really thought of it. It's not enough to do a striptease, you have to do a sacrificial dance.
This is not only humiliating her, Goddess Shiva, but also a blasphemous act.
If I really danced, I can only use the blood of the enemy to completely wash away the shame. Moreover, there will inevitably be a war between the superpower worlds of the two countries, and at that time, there will be countless casualties.
It is even very likely that a world-class superpower war will occur under the instigation of people with ulterior motives.
Such a bad consequence made Shiva feel horrible.
Fortunately, Wang Yan was not so foolish as to propose such a terrible condition. If that were the case, she didn't know whether she should agree or not. In addition to being afraid, she said fiercely: "Son of Fire, I didn't expect you to be so bad. How could you have so many bad ideas?"
"Haha, so, what's wrong with learning to bark a few times?" Wang Yan laughed easily, "If you like, I can bark a hundred times, a thousand times, it doesn't matter. Woof woof woof~"
"Okay, okay, stop barking, stop barking, it's so ugly." Shiva was full of impatience on the other end of the phone. Learning to bark was a fatal blow to her, and she was hit by a big move.
But for a thick-skinned person like Wang Yan, what's the big deal? Learning to bark like a dog, a cat, or a donkey won't make you lose a bit of meat.
This made the goddess Shiva sigh involuntarily, this person, thick skin is also an advantage.
"Also, I didn't hit you. You are the goddess Shiva, you are extremely powerful, and the power of the law of fire of destruction is extremely powerful. Who in the world dares to hit you?" Wang Yan said with a smile, "We are just sparring with each other. Ouch, ouch, speaking of it, my chest still hurts now. Do you have any other vicious tricks for your fire of destruction?"
"What vicious tricks are there?" The goddess Shiva has lost her ladylike demeanor when facing Wang Yan. She rolled her eyes and said, "If you can't resist my flame of destruction, you will be turned into ashes. What a vicious trick, it's not the flame of purgatory. I tell you, I haven't practiced it to the fullest, otherwise you would have been turned into ashes by now." But to be honest, she was a little proud of Wang Yan's praise for her fire of destruction.
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