Chapter 211 The Reporter Interviews Danzo's Thoughts on Being a Dog
When Yang Ming returned to the shop, the sound of completing the system task sounded.
"Hidden Mission: Attract Customers."
"Mission description: The reputation of the small shop has been damaged due to malicious vandalism. As the owner, you must find a way to restore the reputation of the small shop and attract more customers."
"Mission reward: a random item."
"The task is complete, and the reward has been issued."
It's still a familiar formula, a familiar taste, and everything is natural.
In front of Yang Ming, a roulette wheel invisible to others appeared.
Yang Ming twitched, and the roulette turned quickly. Soon, the pointer turned to the E-level item.
"really!"
The corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, "I knew the system was still as stingy as ever!"
However.
When he saw the props in his hand, he was startled.
Primary Lucky Dice: According to the cast points, get lucky time.
This is a hexahedron dice, a point, representing a day.
Although Yang Ming didn't know the use of luck, he casually threw it into the air with the attitude of trying.
When the dice drew a beautiful arc in the air, it made a free fall motion, fell to the ground, and began to shake vigorously.
Under Yang Ming's expectant gaze, the dice finally settled on the red dot 1, and then turned into stars and light, dissipating in the air.
"Well!"
The corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, "Is this the way it is?"
"You don't feel anything?"
The moment when this primary lucky dice comes into play.
On the other side, Danzo.
As if a wild cat smelled fishy, a group of reporters rushed over non-stop. When they saw Danzo gnawing on a bone like a dog, their faces showed disbelief.
"Oh my god! Is this really Danzo-sama from the elders?"
"Great, this is really big news!"
A gleam flashed in the eyes of these reporters, excited for such a major news.
If it was the past, they would definitely not seek death like this.
After all, what they want to report is Danzang, so they must be afraid of retaliation!
But now, when Yang Ming's lucky dice fell, under the influence of a mysterious force, they were all fearless!
Reporter A stepped out of the crowd, came to Danzo first, handed over the microphone, and asked, "Master Danzo, are you experiencing life now? Why do you want to gnaw bones like a dog?"
Hearing this, Danzo raised his eyebrows coldly and his face sank.
Just when everyone thought that Danzo was going to scold the reporter, the style of painting changed.
"How do you talk, this is not learning dogs, I am an old dog!"
puff!
Puff puff!
When Danzang's words came out, even the most serious people couldn't help laughing.
Danzo, who has always been cold and cruel, actually admits that he is an old dog?
This is really big news!
Reporter A was encouraged, and asked the bottom line: "Master Danzo, why do you think you are an old dog? Is there something unspeakable?"
Hearing this, Danzo's eyes actually showed some tears.
"Back in the day, when the first generation of Hokage was born, it wiped away the ghosts and ghosts of the ninja world, and leveled the universe."
"I often think about what contribution I can make to the village to be worthy of the teacher and the first Hokage."
"Finally, I understand, I want to be a dog and faithfully guard the village!"
Danzo's provocative words fell, and it aroused thunderous applause and rave reviews!
Danzo tried hard to squeeze out a drop of crocodile tears, "Thank you everyone, as an old dog, I will do my best to protect the family of Konoha Village!"
"I hope everyone will support me as Hokage in the near future!"
All right.
Even if he was repelled by other gods, Danzo is still that Danzo in his bones, always thinking about the position of Hokage.
Reporter A was also moved by Danzo, choked up and said: "There is Master Danzo in the village, this is the blessing of Konoha Village!"
A reporter B didn't see the situation clearly, and asked aggressively, "Then Danzo-sama, why are you peeing in public?"
Faced with this problem, it would be embarrassing for someone else.
However, Danzo does not!
He straightened his chest and said proudly: "As an old dog, in order to fully practice my will, I am doing my best to be an old dog, so that I will never forget my original intention!"
As soon as the words fell, Danzo received applause like a tide again!
Even, even the little girl who questioned Danzo before had little stars in her eyes, "This strange sorghum is so great!"
Reporter B still didn't see the situation clearly, and continued to ask: "Then dare to ask Danzo-sama, you have been single, are you planning to find a bitch to carry on the family?"
Wow!
This question is too sharp!
Even the colleagues on the side wiped a cold sweat for him!
Everyone thought that Danzo should show an angry expression this time.
However, the facts were once again unexpected!
Danzo's face was solemn, and he said solemnly: "Of course!"
"I've been looking for that doomed bitch!"
puff!
Puff puff!
If it is said that Danzo's explanation was acceptable before, then the information this time is really explosive!
Soon, all the reporters dispersed and wrote reports one after another.
"Wretched Uncle Appears in the Park! It's Danzo-sama! "
"Master Danzo said, to be an old dog!" "
"Why is Danzo always single?" Behind this is the loss of morality, or the depravity of people's hearts? "
"Three Lives Three Worlds Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms, A Bitch Waiting for Danzo!" "
...
Office of the Board of Elders.
Turning to sleep, Xiaochun looked at the latest newspaper in front of him, his brows twitched, his palms were clenched tightly, and his stomach was overwhelmed, and a wave of nausea kept rushing into his heart.
Especially, when she noticed Danzo's last words, she was waiting for the destined bitch.
She's all bad!
"Danzo, I misread you!"
She sighed slightly in her heart.
Once, when she was young, she still had a little affection for Danzo.
But now, she finally recognized Danzo's true face!
...
When Yang Ming sat in the small shop and had a rare moment of leisure, when he saw the headline of the latest newspaper column, he immediately spit out the tea he drank from his mouth.
"I go!"
"It's a big game this time!"
Yang Ming burst into a cold sweat, wondering if he should have changed his lines when he bounced back against other gods.
At this time, due to the effect of the lucky dice, the main task 2 that has not been prompted for a long time finally appeared!
【Task】Become the most famous chef in the Land of Fire.
(Mission reminder: As the supreme God of Cookery in the Naruto world in the future, you must learn not to be afraid of any enemies, go forward bravely, and climb to the top!)
[Mission Reward] A week trip to the world of Little Master.
Little headed world?
Yang Ming's eyes lit up, could he go to another world?
"System, how is the time velocity of the two worlds calculated?" Yang Ming asked in his heart.
"The host, the time in other worlds, will not have any effect on the Naruto world."
"That is to say, I stayed there for a week, and this place is still the same?" Yang Ming said with a bright eye.
"Yes, host!"
The system said seriously and seriously.
(It's time to write about delicious food. If the subscription decreases, I will judge that you don't like me to open a copy~( ̄▽ ̄~)~)
The author is not very good at writing combat articles. Recently, I have exhausted my writing ideas. I am going to turn to writing about food and funny daily life.