Chapter 290 The Singer's Confessions: I Like To Die

"It's precisely because Miss Jasmine is the referee that I say you can't win, otherwise, you still have at least one percent chance of performing supernormally and meeting some little girls who are easily nervous, maybe you can still win One or two rounds. But with Big Sister Jasmine in the lead, you can't win even one round." Xiaowei was very sure that the reason why the singer was so miserable must be due to Jasmine's handwriting.

"Impossible!" The singer jumped up and yelled loudly: "Sister Jasmine is the head of all of us, how could he cheat me? You must be thinking wrong, you must know that there were two obvious figures just now. Tall and mighty girls wanted to come up and compete with me, but the eldest sister was afraid that they would break me, so she politely dissuaded them, so that I would not be in a worse situation."

"Hehe..." Xiaowei was even more speechless. Tall and mighty girls are not Miss Jasmine's favorite. She doesn't want to waste her precious time on female men. Her goal is to be young girls who are sweet and delicious.

The singer usually likes to mess around, but it's not his style to be so surprised, there is a problem!

After a little thought, Xiaowei suddenly understood, "Singer, I can be considered your boss anyway. I hand over every penny of my monthly salary and bonus to you without any discount. It's really true that you cheat your boss so much. okay?"

"Ah, what is the boss talking about? I don't quite understand." The singer scratched his head and looked silly, but this time, Xiao Weier was not so easy to be fooled, because this action was so familiar, this bastard pretended to be crazy That's what he looks like when he's smiling cheaply, and it usually means he's guilty.

"This month's bonus is gone." Xiaowei's attack was pointed at the core, and the singer shouted that he was wronged, but he couldn't get back Xiaowei's soft heart, "It's too late to confess your sinister intentions now, otherwise, hum!"

"I am wronged, Boss, my loyalty to you can be learned from heaven and earth! God, earth, what can prove my innocence!" The singer's performance was very exaggerated, and now Yuna Peck next to him can also see that he has a problem Alright, just don't know what the problem is.

"Two-month bonus, singer, this is the last chance. You should know that your bonus is higher than your salary. Do you really want to fight to the end?" Xiaowei directly lures, or threatens with money, so that the singer Howling stopped immediately.

"Boss, how can you trust me, I'm really wronged."

"Oh, what did I wrong you for?" Xiao Weier asked with a different expression.

The singer replied very naturally: "I really didn't know that the eldest sister was out there, and I didn't think about trying to lure you to speak ill of her."

After the singer finished speaking, he suddenly came to his senses. This time he really jumped up and was frightened: "Boss, you tricked me into using channeling!"

"You are too stupid, but the effect of channeling is really bad, and it was seen through by a fool like you." Xiaowei couldn't help shaking his head slightly. The guide book said that it is a zero-level trick, and said No, it is also possible, this is a very natural method, and ordinary people can also use it, as long as the brain is smart enough, but ordinary people use the elementary version.

And Xiao Weier is simplified from hypnosis, which is the result of the cooperation between him and Lilith, and the first people to accept this trick test are the people in Master House, who unknowingly uttered some ulterior truths , and sometimes I don't realize it.

The fact that the singer was able to react was not because he was smart or strong-willed, but because this guy had a guilty conscience and had been tense since he was exposed.

"Our big sister Jasmine, Grand Knight Jasmine, aren't you coming in now? Do you really want me to invite you?" Xiaowei raised his voice deliberately.

The loose door was pushed open,

Knight Jasmine walked in carelessly: "Xiao Weier, I seem to have heard you talking ill of me just now."

"I was going to say it, but when you came, I noticed it in advance, and then I found that the singer's performance was too exaggerated, which made me alert, so I didn't say it in the end. I really disappointed you. You want to hear me Did you say something bad? I can say it in front of you." Xiaowei's words made Jasmine roll her eyes.

"Forget it, no one likes to be scolded, and I don't have such a weird habit. Tell me, what is the situation of the singer? He is in a very wrong state now."

Xiaowei was silent for a moment, then raised his head: "Maybe I did something wrong."

"No, boss, it's my own problem. I failed your good intentions." The singer hurriedly stood up. He didn't want to cause the two bosses to conflict because of himself. Good for yourself.

"The scholar boss has helped us a lot since he led our group of monsters. Xiaoluo has cared for her like a family member, and has been able to meet her peers in the youth activity center. She has gradually become more cheerful, and she is becoming more and more like a child. "

"The animal trainer and catwoman each got what they wanted. Not only are they full of motivation, but their strength has also risen with the tide, and they are positive about the future. Roshan has become the face of the fast food industry in Drake City, and police dogs can be in the fast food industry. It’s something they’ve always dreamed of, to have a great view outside of their home.”

"Although Bingshan doesn't say anything, she is also very happy with the help from the scholar boss. Yuyan has found the direction of confidence and hard work. The black businessman, that profiteer, doesn't make too much money, and his network is much wider. Now he is being more and more popular. Many people accept it. Although Shitou doesn’t talk much, he is actually very happy when you can think of him every time you have something good.”

These are all old people from Master House, and they are also very familiar to the singer. "Besides, the newcomers, the Redeemers are originally here for you, the boss. If you serve you well, the task is successfully completed. Nicole is accompanied by Catwoman. Usually there is the eldest sister as a sparring partner, eating hamburgers, drinking broth and taking care of the kittens in peace and security, and living a comfortable life every day. Zhu Lante is even more focused on learning more things, and stays with the boss and the talented woman (Lilith) There is hardly much free time, and it is a complete mess, even the new bat monster is happy all day long."

"But, I feel a little uncomfortable." The singer's eyes were slightly confused: "I'm just a vagrant, a wandering bard, except for my sword skills against robbers and a few barely listenable songs, I can't do anything. The ugly harp performance, I don’t know anything. Now I eat well and wear warm clothes. The sword is a hundred-refined steel magic rune weapon made by the boss himself. The equipment on my body is several times more luxurious than before, and I have money on me. It’s improved a lot, but I miss the life I used to live in poverty and singing everywhere.”

"I thought a lot, what's wrong with me? Isn't this kind of life what I've been longing for before? After I observed the animal trainer and catwoman carefully, I gradually realized why I'm not happy anymore, because it's not The life I want to live is not my pursuit."

The singer raised his voice to a higher level, and then waved his arm: "The life I want is to be unscrupulous in acting stupid and cute in the crowd, playing a rogue, and then watching the various reactions of the people around me to entertain myself I'm just fooling around, and occasionally I'll be chased and beaten or cursed, as long as I'm happy, that's my way of life!"

Xiao Weier and Jasmine the Great Knight were silent. To put it mildly, he said that he looked at the world of mortals with a smile, and liked to experience more joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys in the world. To put it bluntly, he was a low-spirited brat who didn't want to make progress. After a while, Xiao Weier said: " Singer, your life attitude of laughing and laughing in the world of mortals needs to be supported by strong strength and huge money, otherwise it will be very difficult."

"I know, but this is my pursuit of life, my way of life, if I leave this path, even if I am given a million gold coins, I will not be happy." The singer's attitude is very authentic.

Xiaowei shook his fist hard: "Singer, for your life pursuit, are you willing to suffer?"

"Thank you boss for your understanding. I failed your expectations. I am willing to endure hardships for this kind of life!" The singer responded firmly to Xiaowei.

"Well, I want you to master all the sports of the Drake Advanced Academy within a month, regardless of gender, and then challenge it once to ensure that you can win it all, and then leave with your own experience, how about it?" Smallville's proposal is actually It's not difficult, because he and Lilith won't participate, and he can still do it with his strength as a senior fighter. You must know that he is not an academic, and he will not suffer from the two senior professionals Reid and Suojie.

"Thank you boss, I will do it! And I am very happy to serve you, and I will ask the boss to continue to advise me in the future. The youth activity center and the square outside are the most suitable places for me, but occasionally pretend to be strong, laugh and curse It’s a brand new experience.” A big smile appeared on the singer’s face.

"If you want to play in the world of mortals, your current strength is not enough. I want you to work hard to develop your own blood, familiarize yourself with the transformation within three months, and be able to freely switch between animal and human bodies within half a year. For the level, within five years It is difficult for a strong man to advance, but it should be no problem to advance to a great warrior within ten years, right?"

Xiao Weier's request made the singer suddenly wilt, boss, can we not mention cultivation when we are so happy? And do you think everyone is as talented as you and Miss Lilith? Great warriors are not so easy to achieve. You must know that the eldest sister was only 20 years old when she first became a senior knight. It took more than ten years to be promoted to a great knight, and this promotion still took advantage of external forces.

"By the way, Sister Jasmine, what do you want me to do?" After dealing with the singer, Xiaowei turned his head to look at Sister Jasmine's head. He didn't think that Jasmine would come to the school to find him because of the singer, after all. They meet every morning and night at the master house.