Chapter 1088: Weird Exhibition

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"Candidate No. 1, codenamed Dali Niu, is a third-stage preliminary holy warrior. Advantages: tall and tall, with a strong masculine temperament. Now he walked into the scene with elegant and firm steps." Best's voice was high and fierce. I saw a tall figure coming out from behind a curtain diagonally behind.

He was nearly ten feet tall, wearing a vest with an open front and shorts that didn't reach his knees. His strong and explosive muscles were clearly visible. A pair of shiny horns were shining brightly on his furry head. He didn't know what he touched on them. He had obviously been dressed carefully.

The tauren man stepped on the stiff cat steps and started to perform his manners. He reached the end in only seven or eight steps. Then he stopped for three to five seconds, put his hands on his hips, his head slightly stretched, and smiled with a white mouth. Miserable big teeth.

Then he turned his body and twisted his waist and moved forward quickly. As he walked, he didn't forget to give the judges around him a "charming" look.

"Ouch~" The two brave judges hurriedly lowered their heads and almost vomited. You, a hairy and sturdy man nearly ten feet tall, don't show your manliness, but you actually walk on the catwalk and wink. Are you trying to murder our eyes? ?

Five minutes were enough for him to walk back and forth more than a dozen times, rolling his eyes hundreds of times before he was reluctantly held hostage by two guards and driven out.

"Candidate No. 1 has completed his performance, now let the judges evaluate it." Best seems to be very satisfied with the Minotaur's performance, "My personal evaluation of him is above average, and I recommend that everyone choose him. He has a strong figure of a bull." He is tall and burly, full of masculine aura, and he has fully demonstrated his soft side just now. He can be both soft and tough, and he is definitely an excellent choice for the captain's job. "

"I hope everyone can vote for him to pass. I believe he will give you more perfect performances in the next few levels." Best smiled slightly: "By the way, this person is recommended by me. "

All the male demigods raised their middle fingers and were too lazy to say anything. How many more times do you want him to do this kind of thing, such a thing that destroys the eyeballs?

"No!" General Sharp Blade didn't bother to say anything and directly voted against it.

"Fail!" Temple, the mad dog brave, felt nauseated. Not only was that bastard Minotaur so coquettish that it made people's eyes uncomfortable, he was actually smelling delicious. An aroma that made him sick almost seduced him from his overnight meal. Came out, especially seeing that furry face.

"Fail!"

"Fail!"

....

The evaluations of the six male demigods were very unanimous. It is true that we are here to cause trouble, but not to suffer. If we perform this kind of performance a few more times, we will probably vomit and our combat effectiveness will be greatly reduced.

Sea Witch Eleanor said with a smile: "Actually, I really appreciate Dagong Niu's performance just now. If he puts on bright red clothes, the long-sleeved effect will be better. The short shirt is not impressive at all. I Vote for him and give him a vote for Chief Best, pass!”

The corners of the mouths of the six male demigods all twitched, Eleanor, we are not here to cause trouble, you are, right? You actually let such a thing pass, and also suggested that he wear bright red clothes and long sleeves?

No, they can't continue thinking about it, otherwise they will vomit out everything they ate three days ago. If there are two more performances like this, they will probably ask to leave.

"My opinion is exactly the same as that of sister Eleanor. The current Hercules is just right, with a hard and strong body, flexible and free movements, and a perfect combination of strength and softness. My opinion is, pass!" A beauty with long ears and dark purple skin The Night Elf Arrow Warrior gave his own evaluation.

Best nodded with satisfaction and expressed his gratitude: "Thank you to the two beautiful brave men for their fair evaluation. I am proud to have fair judges like you. You not only gave fair voting results, but also made fair evaluations."

The six male demigods looked at each other. Is the aesthetic gap between men and women so big? Or,

Our ability to make trouble is not as good as that of two women. No, Best is a man too, even though he is only in the third level.

Is there really something wrong with our aesthetics?

The six male demigods couldn't help but begin to doubt themselves.

The final result was that candidate No. 1 Dali Niu received five passing votes. Only three female captains among the fifteen combat captains voted for passing. The other three female captains and eight male captains all voted not passing. This left six The male demigod felt relieved, it turned out that the problem was not with us but with the bastard Best.

"Tsk tsk, what a pity. The number one candidate Dali Niu was eliminated miserably. This good start didn't start well. I have obviously put the best players first. Alas, it seems that everyone is really dedicated to the captain's marriage. You are very serious about your responsibilities." Best expressed his gratitude to everyone, and then said: "Now I have the second candidate, codenamed Ruanmianmian, a third-level early stage warrior. Advantages: extremely soft, smooth and perfect combination of colors."

Then a sea warrior with octopus blood walked out coquettishly. Not to mention the fancy clothes and the lumps all over his body and his greasy face. Each of your six arms held a fan, teacup, teapot, small stove, etc. What does it mean to wait for something?

And also, what are you going to perform?

What did Ruanmian perform?

The specialty of the Hai Tribe is cuttlefish ink tea, which is made from cuttlefish ink sprayed by octopus masters and blended with the aroma of top-quality tea leaves. Except for the "slightly" dark color, the steaming tea can be made within three minutes, which is quite good. But when I saw him bringing tea to the eight demigod masters.

Even though he was personable and polite, none of the eight demigod masters could put his mouth down. It was so damn disgusting. He spit out ink and boiled water to make tea on the spot. This is to make us eat your saliva. This time Even the Sea Witch and the Arrow Hero couldn't accept it.

"Candidate No. 2 has completed his performance, and now the judges are invited to evaluate." Best clapped his hands, "Candidate Luanmian is a talent found by Captain xxx from a tribe in the deep sea. He has advanced aesthetics and Conscious, he yearns for elegant etiquette, and has been working hard to study the lifestyle of the nobility. I am very optimistic about him. If he can become the captain's main palace, he will definitely be able to bring different changes to the Ice and Snow Pirates, and welcome distinguished guests in the future. The etiquette must be even more shocking.”

In other words, we have to drink his black saliva again in the future?

No, this is absolutely not possible. It’s not about passing or failing. This bastard should be cut into pieces!

"Fail!"

"Fail!"

...

"I suggest that it be humanely destroyed. His existence has stained the world." The sea witch felt that living in the same sea area with this bastard was a kind of torture.

The Arrow Brave nodded in agreement, and finally voted to pass, and told the xxx battle captain that he was giving you face, and I hope you will not let me down. He made the Sea Witch silent for a while, and then said: "I will change my vote now." Can you make it?"

Anyway, my vote doesn't matter. Wouldn't it be better to win over those battle captains in advance? This night elf woman is really cunning. She exchanged interests openly and openly. She didn't pay anything, and she sold it without changing anything to gain votes.

"It's a pity that the second candidate also failed. It seems that everyone really attaches great importance to the captain. Even such an outstanding young man can't make you take notice. But it doesn't matter. We have others who are equally outstanding. "Best's words made everyone want to beat him. Wouldn't this bastard do something like this today? Even if it’s not the same thing, you’ll still vomit if you watch it too much.

This is not a selection process for harem members at all, but a weird exhibition, right?