Chapter 406: Wonderful Reason for Asking for Leave

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While queuing up for lunch in the school cafeteria, first check the author's background data daily to see if any big brother readers have rewarded him with silver or gold alliances today, and then look at the status of the work page, and finally The focus is still on the monthly ticket and the book review area.

As the author, Li Chungang only needs to glance at most of the places. There are special managers in the book review area to sort out. Of course, when he encounters some interesting comments that can make his eyes shine, he still can’t help but reply in person. For a moment, as for those three disgusting trolls, sunspots, and idiots, they can be dealt with seriously by the management. The minimum package is 365 days. Feng did not escape.

For those daily posts in the book review area asking for updates, Li Chungang expressed helplessness. If you are not in charge, you don’t know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt are. If you have never been an author and wrote a novel yourself, it is difficult to feel the difficulties and difficulties of an online author. A reader who pays a few cents to subscribe to a novel may finish reading it in a few minutes. Who knows, it may take the author several hours to write this content, not to mention adding updates, it is not so easy to maintain a stable update.

And it’s okay to add things like this occasionally. If it becomes a norm, readers will not have the pleasure of surprise. Over time, it will be like waiting for daily updates every day. Every reader's appetite is gluttonous, like a bottomless pit that can never be satisfied, the more satisfied the more demanding.

The term "wolf like tiger" is not only suitable for women, but also suitable for readers!

There are no big surprises when it's over, but there will be one or two surprises rewarded by the leader more or less every day. He raised his head and paid a little attention to the "cookers" in front of him, and roughly calculated that it would be enough time for him to surf the Wenjianghu forum to see if there was any gossip.

Yes, you read and heard right, Li Chungang also likes to surf the Internet Wenjianghu forum from time to time, but no one knows what his specific vest is, and most people who come to the Wenwenjianghu forum like to go to the main forum to browse, He doesn't! Instead, I like to wander around in the "Internet Gossip" section, and An Anxin plays the role of a melon-eating crowd.

Not to mention, I really found a very interesting post for him——

"On the One Million Kinds of Wonderful Reasons for the Author of Internet Articles"

The first floor: "Loulou is here to give you a detailed breakdown of the weird reasons why the authors of online articles cut off updates. Of course, this post is purely for the sake of Bo Jun's smile, and there is no meaning of ridicule in it, so please be smart and moral. The Most High lifts up his hand."

The second floor: "Let me start with an introduction. Last week, when I was reading a certain work, I counted the reasons for the author's leave. The summary is as follows: Kidney stone surgery was performed 5 times, appendix surgery 1 time, hemorrhoid surgery 3 times, 3 fracture operations... In one year, a total of 27 operations, large and small, were performed, with an average of 13 days to undergo an operation. , just ask you if you are weird or not, or if you are crazy?"

Third floor: ...

Well, to be honest, Li Chungang was indeed attracted by this headline party at the beginning, but after reading it, he found out that it was the author of a small and medium-sized novel website. Because of his poor grades, he liked it every few days. Please excuse the update, and always find some weird reasons to prevaricate the readers. This time, there is no accident, and the update is canceled again, and the reason is that I was hit by an electric bicycle on the way home from work and broke my bones, so I can't code.

Originally, accident means unexpected. No one thought about it, and no one expected it to happen. The author is just an ordinary person. It is understandable to encounter such unexpected things. However, what I didn't expect was that some readers were actually so free that they ran to count all the reasons for the author's leave, and even took screenshots and ran to post on the online forum.

Fuck, now it's interesting.

"I can irresponsibly say that this author probably doesn't have a good part from head to toe, and there are traces of surgical repairs everywhere."

"I can do five kidney stone surgeries a year. I am so impressed by this alone. I am afraid that you are not strong anymore, and you are almost like sand."

"That's it!? I have an author here who has had five car accidents, three major surgeries, and been admitted to the hospital for twenty or thirty times with a cold and fever. I can only say that such a sick person Don't write any novels for He Meishen, hurry up and go to a Taoist temple or something to burn some incense."

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Li Chungang was shocked. He didn't expect that these authors would be so... all kinds of tricks in order to ask for leave! Some reasons for asking for leave are so nonsense that they are about to break through the Milky Way. Well, please forgive the fellow author for laughing unkindly. It is better to find a more reliable reason, and it is self-defeating. Who is the joker on the Wenjianghu Forum?

No matter how bad you are, just be more sincere, and tell the truth in one sentence, say that you are in a bad mood today and don’t want to update, and the status is not good. fully understanding.

Like the guy who went to the brothel with the monk, his grades are good enough, and he has enough capital to squander it.

Conversely, I really can't understand those authors whose grades are not good or bad, and who are constantly changing. Don't you understand that sometimes hard work can make up for failures, and the most direct way to increase the number of updates is to increase the exposure of the novel, which can also improve the performance of the novel.

so......

You can have broken changes or something, but try not to do it if it is not necessary!

Of course, he just took a look at this post about the reason for breaking the strange flower. You must know that since he entered the industry of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" for more than a year, even if he maintains such a high-intensity update volume, he has never stopped updating it. Even for one day, it is not an exaggeration to say "the conscience of the industry".

If there is a model worker award for web writers, the first one is Yaoyang. It has never been broken for more than ten years, and I’m not just kidding with you. It has become a benchmark of hard work and persistence in the web literary circle. The second word is that Li Chungang still does his part!

Anyway, no one knew that the user named "Lin Shenjianlu" on the Internet Wenjianghu Forum was Li Chungang himself, so he couldn't help itching his hands for a moment and replied:

"Suddenly I can't remember the password of the author's account, and I can't update it and ask for a day off!"

As soon as the reply came out, people soon came to comment, and of course these were the first to respond.

"shocked!"

"I can't remember the password of the author's account, so the question is, how did the author send the reason for asking for leave?"

"Is it a deception in the web version?"

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